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110 Volts Of Torture
Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/13/2015 by Flash
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Vanessa Del Rio, C.J. Laing, Leo Lovemore, Michael King, Arlo Benson, Brenda Filbrick, Susan Bond, Dick Taylor
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Shaun Costello, Terry Sullivan
Review brief: 110 Volts of Torture is a relatively poor compilation from Alpha Blue Archives. There are two movies included on the disc, Shaun Costello's Daughters of Discipline, which is missing at least 20 minutes of footage and isn't in great shape and Terry Sullivan's Young Girls in Bondage, which is such a bad film I am not sure how any masters managed to survive. The disc is poorly authored as well. There are three loops included on the disc, all in poor shape and all nasty and vile and hard to watch. I can't recommend this release for anyone.
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Swallowing MILFs
Release date: 6/18/2015
Reviewed on: 8/25/2015 by astroknight
Starring: Will Powers, Marco Banderas, Jack Vegas, Holly Heart, Veronica Avluv, Nikki Daniels, Allison Moore
Studio: POPPORN Productions
Directed by: Rex Holmes
Review brief: Pass this one by. The MILFs are hot and live up to the swallowing the title promises, but the authoring is beyond horrible and makes it almost completely unwatchable. I gave up on trying to watch this release not even forty minutes into the movie after having to restart the movie roughly forty times due to it freezing up. POPPORN's authoring has left some to be desired in the past, but this is beyond ridiculous. Skip it!
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Bedroom Sex Feats Revealed 16
Release date: 2/20/2014
Reviewed on: 3/11/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Donna, Frank Major, Neeo, Claudia Rossi, George Reno, Claudia Adams, Cage, Ancsi, Sheila Grant, Ruka Stone
Studio: Erotic Planet
Review brief: This is a deceptive compilation of Swank Digital scenes that doesn't deliver on anything the cover claims from running time to peeping to suburban moms and neighbors down the street. Skip it!
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Booted Bitch
Release date: 9/12/2013
Reviewed on: 10/13/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Mistress Emily
Studio: Lakeview Entertainment
Review brief: This is a well done fem-dom release. Mistress Emily does a nice job dominating her slave and fucking his ass from start to finish. The technical aspects are slightly above average, and as usual with fetish releases like this, there was no effort put into the extras. If you're a fan of heavier fetish femdom action, this one's worth checking out.
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Slammin' the White Girls
Release date: 8/28/2013
Reviewed on: 10/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Byron Long, Justin Long, Trista, Holly Sweet, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Leighlani Red, J. Strokes, Jordan Nevaeh
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Jon Jon, J. Royal, The Wizard, Ron Ellis
Review brief: Once again Juicy Entertainment and their D. Lynch Productions line shows that they're not a douchebag of a studio, but instead they're more of a colostomy bag. The scenes here are all very average, but as usual the DVD is presented as if it's a new release rather than a compilation. Avoid this release as well as anything else with a D. Lynch Productions label on it.
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This Isn't My 1st Black Cock
Release date: 7/17/2013
Reviewed on: 9/14/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Byron Long, Aurora Snow, Broc Adams, Dana DeArmond, Jon Jon, Jessica Woods, Katie Kox
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Michael Raw, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Juicy Entertainment. Pass this one just as you would a bad fish taco smothered in refried beans.
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Cougar Vs Cock 2
Release date: 8/14/2013
Reviewed on: 9/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Barry Scott, Holly West, Lisa DeMarco, Dylan Riley, Lexi Ward
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Sudden Impact. The only reason you should slow down for this one is if it gives you a chance to kick the people behind D. Lynch Productions in the crotch with a pointed shoe.
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Chanel Preston's Secret Lesbian Tendencies
Release date: 6/14/2013
Reviewed on: 7/20/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Cassie Courtland, Marlie Moore, Ryder Skye, Jocalynn George, Tara Lynn Foxx, Nikita Von James, Aries Stone, Chanel Preston
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is another blatant and dishonest money grab from D. Lynch Productions. This release contains four of the five scenes originally released in Lesbian Teen Hunter 5, and if one checks around the internet odds are you can find the original release at a lower cost than this dishonest travesty. Pass this one by and don't look back!
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Endless Asses 3
Release date: 5/30/2013
Reviewed on: 7/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Devlin Weed, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Ice La Fox, Delilah Strong, Nicole Ray, Jenner, Victoria White, Charlee Monroe
Studio: Big Booty Pictures
Review brief: This is a half-assed compilation that lists Anal Queens on the cover, and then doesn't even include any anal. Add in poor technical aspects with a full frame presentation, and this one should be easy to pass by as well as making you want to skip anything else that comes from Big Booty Pictures.
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Black Dick White Trick (Onyx)
Release date: 5/30/2013
Reviewed on: 7/4/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, John E. Depth, Julie Night, Ana Nova, Ariana Jollee, Cameron James [I] (female), Boz, Isabel Ice, Junior King, Katja Kassin, Sadie West
Studio: Onyx
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: This is a bargain basement compilation that's mostly just a re-release of Tom Byron's Black Up That White Ass 2. Seek out the original rather than supporting this dud.
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Asian Schoolgirl's Lost Innocence
Release date: 5/22/2013
Reviewed on: 6/8/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Mr. Pete, Vicki Chase, Arial Rose, War Machine, Vicky Chase, Rosemary Radeva, Samora Morgan
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: D. Lynch continues its deceptive ways with this release, hacking four scenes out of Sudden Impact's Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver 5 to put out here while making it look like a new release. Don't even consider spending your money here and instead just buy the original Mr. Chew release where you can get the entire movie for about the same price.
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Big Titty Mommies (Unparalleled Productions)
Release date: 3/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/9/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Michelle, Carmen, Francesca, Hannah, George Uhl, Christina Lee
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Directed by: Von Gabriel
Review brief: This is a craptastic release with average at best chemistry, video that makes your eyes hurt, and no real effort put into the extras. I've had more fun doing my taxes than watching this release.
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Panty Trap, The
Release date: 2/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/1/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Michael Stefano, Alicia Tease, Barry Scott, Maya Hills, Summer Bailey, Mallory Rae Murphy
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is just an edited down version of I Spy Camel Toe 2 with four scenes instead of five and the setups removed. I'm beyond disgusted at a release like that being put out as a new release, and the cover putting claims of nonexistent extras such as bonus footage only makes this look like more of a deliberate attempt to rip off consumers. Pass this by and don't look back.
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Swinging Sorority
Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 10/26/2012 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Tom White, Anne Marie, Rick Cassidy, Cindy Wilson, Flora McIntosh, Susie Carlson, Wendy Sanders, Donna Hart, Andrea Michaels, Michael London, Robert Fantini
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Don Trendall
Review brief: The long and the short of this release is that as any sort of porn film, regardless of when it was made, this is a complete waste of time and of a disk. I stopped halfway through it as there were no actually penetration shots and except for the nudity factor, this would barely register as an “R” rated feature.
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Little Asian Sluts (New Sensations)
Release date: 6/4/2012
Reviewed on: 8/16/2012 by T0MBOne
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ramon, Chris Charming, Nicole, Bob Terminator, Mark Ashley, Jayna Oso, Boz, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Satine Phoenix, Ruka Stone, Szabi, Jade Sin, Kayme Kai, Lily Li, Krystal Kali, Miley Villa, Kya Tropic, Beti Hana, Kim Tao
Studio: New Sensations
Review brief: New Sensations LITTLE ASIAN SLUTS (2012) with lovely Lily Li on the DVD cover sleeve is a 2 disc comp (with one new brand new scene) that arrived at my doorstep with a faulty Disc 1. So, here is a partial review starting with Disc 2.
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Bangin Britney
Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 3/12/2012 by astroknight
Starring: Britney Cummings
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: Although Britney Cummings shows some good potential, there isn't a single black guy here worth watching and the presentation is disappointing even taking it as an amateur release. Skip this one.
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Cum Bang 6
Release date: 12/7/2010
Reviewed on: 8/18/2011 by T0MBOne
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Steve Steele, Miss Simone, Courtney Foxxx, Sandi Jackmon, Megan Pryce, Aryana Starr, Milan Sterling
Studio: Dogfart
Directed by: Steve Steele
Review brief: CUM BANG 6 (2010, Dogfart) is a blow bang disc with white dudes cum-glazing a black female for the finale. Here is a review.
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Real Orgasm Videos 4
Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 5/15/2010 by jayo
Starring: Sabrina, Kim, Autumn, Krystal, Joey Lynn
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Dirty D
Review brief: Direct to garbage-can video isn't worth using as coffee coaster. If you want women riding Sybians, you can find far, far better alternatives.
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Two-Way Mirror (Cal Vista)
Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2010 by T0MBOne
Starring: Minnie Clayton, Blaire Jefferson, Shira Goodlow, Candice Lipton
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Tom Booker
Review brief: VCX has re-released TWO-WAY MIRROR (1981, France) via its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2010. Here is a review. (sort of)
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Personal Services
Release date: 4/7/2009
Reviewed on: 11/2/2009 by T0MBOne
Starring: John Holmes, Cyndee Summers, Amore Pertuti, Daphne Bliss, Peter Boll, Claire Krumpet, Connie Krumpet
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Michael Minghia
Review brief: VCX has re-released PERSONAL SERVICES (1975) for its Cal Vista Classic DVD series for 2008. Here is a review.
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Snort That Cum
Release date: 10/19/2009
Reviewed on: 11/1/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Amber Rayne, Ashli Orion, Heather Starlet, Sierra Skye, Amy Starz, Kylie Lovitt
Studio: Immoral Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: This is going to be a real quick review. Snort that Cum is a complete waste of time and is totally unwatchable. How you might ask?
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Sexaholic, The (VCA)
Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 10/31/2009 by Cimmerian33
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Ray Victory, Lauryl Canyon, Ebony Ayes, Pleasure, Allison Rand, Chris B. Sephartic, Doreen Gray, Gary Burbank, Toni Panther
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Mark Novick
Review brief: Typcial 80s straight-to-video schlock. Poor quality, ridiculous excuse for a plot, and a fairly misleading cover since Shauna McCullough is touted as the main star, but only appears near the end of the film. If I were a filmmaker, and set out to make an erotic movie, I am not sure that I could make one with less plot, quality, hot sex, or just overall worth of a movie if I tried. It's story and presentation are almost so bad that they are funny, but only at the beginning and the end, and most viewers will not make it that far. Skip it.
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Centerfolds Caught In Action 1
Release date: 12/21/2007
Reviewed on: 9/28/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty, Lanny Barbie, Charlie Laine, Celeste Star, Valerie Herrera, Kylie G. Worthy, Sasha Grey, Andie Valentino, Marlena Mason
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: *****Alert, Alert****** Waste of time porn ahead. Pink Visual’s Centerfolds Caught in Action Volume 1 is a complete waste of time.
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Saturday Night Special (Cal Vista)
Release date: 8/7/2009
Reviewed on: 9/14/2009 by DAF1740
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Turk Lyon, Jeffrey Hurst, Georgette Jennings
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Sam Bloch
Review brief: Nothing to see here, move on. . . A few hardcore missionary shots of organs turn a lame softcore tale of crime into what may be the worst "porn" I've ever seen.
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Teenie Bikini 3 (Asia Bootleg)
Release date: 7/27/2009
Reviewed on: 9/4/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Tatiana, Alex, Rain, Jane, Yuliana
Studio: Asia Bootleg
Review brief:
The title Teenie Bikini three! should have been called “A Small Weenie Guy Goes on Vacation and Films Himself having sex with Prostitutes!” Either that or the “Teenie” in the title refers to himself and not the girl’s bikinis.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/13/2015 by Flash
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Vanessa Del Rio, C.J. Laing, Leo Lovemore, Michael King, Arlo Benson, Brenda Filbrick, Susan Bond, Dick Taylor
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Shaun Costello, Terry Sullivan
Review brief: 110 Volts of Torture is a relatively poor compilation from Alpha Blue Archives. There are two movies included on the disc, Shaun Costello's Daughters of Discipline, which is missing at least 20 minutes of footage and isn't in great shape and Terry Sullivan's Young Girls in Bondage, which is such a bad film I am not sure how any masters managed to survive. The disc is poorly authored as well. There are three loops included on the disc, all in poor shape and all nasty and vile and hard to watch. I can't recommend this release for anyone.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/18/2015
Reviewed on: 8/25/2015 by astroknight
Starring: Will Powers, Marco Banderas, Jack Vegas, Holly Heart, Veronica Avluv, Nikki Daniels, Allison Moore
Studio: POPPORN Productions
Directed by: Rex Holmes
Review brief: Pass this one by. The MILFs are hot and live up to the swallowing the title promises, but the authoring is beyond horrible and makes it almost completely unwatchable. I gave up on trying to watch this release not even forty minutes into the movie after having to restart the movie roughly forty times due to it freezing up. POPPORN's authoring has left some to be desired in the past, but this is beyond ridiculous. Skip it!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/20/2014
Reviewed on: 3/11/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Donna, Frank Major, Neeo, Claudia Rossi, George Reno, Claudia Adams, Cage, Ancsi, Sheila Grant, Ruka Stone
Studio: Erotic Planet
Review brief: This is a deceptive compilation of Swank Digital scenes that doesn't deliver on anything the cover claims from running time to peeping to suburban moms and neighbors down the street. Skip it!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/12/2013
Reviewed on: 10/13/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Mistress Emily
Studio: Lakeview Entertainment
Review brief: This is a well done fem-dom release. Mistress Emily does a nice job dominating her slave and fucking his ass from start to finish. The technical aspects are slightly above average, and as usual with fetish releases like this, there was no effort put into the extras. If you're a fan of heavier fetish femdom action, this one's worth checking out.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/28/2013
Reviewed on: 10/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Byron Long, Justin Long, Trista, Holly Sweet, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Leighlani Red, J. Strokes, Jordan Nevaeh
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Jon Jon, J. Royal, The Wizard, Ron Ellis
Review brief: Once again Juicy Entertainment and their D. Lynch Productions line shows that they're not a douchebag of a studio, but instead they're more of a colostomy bag. The scenes here are all very average, but as usual the DVD is presented as if it's a new release rather than a compilation. Avoid this release as well as anything else with a D. Lynch Productions label on it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/17/2013
Reviewed on: 9/14/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Byron Long, Aurora Snow, Broc Adams, Dana DeArmond, Jon Jon, Jessica Woods, Katie Kox
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Michael Raw, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Juicy Entertainment. Pass this one just as you would a bad fish taco smothered in refried beans.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/14/2013
Reviewed on: 9/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Barry Scott, Holly West, Lisa DeMarco, Dylan Riley, Lexi Ward
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Sudden Impact. The only reason you should slow down for this one is if it gives you a chance to kick the people behind D. Lynch Productions in the crotch with a pointed shoe.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/14/2013
Reviewed on: 7/20/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Cassie Courtland, Marlie Moore, Ryder Skye, Jocalynn George, Tara Lynn Foxx, Nikita Von James, Aries Stone, Chanel Preston
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is another blatant and dishonest money grab from D. Lynch Productions. This release contains four of the five scenes originally released in Lesbian Teen Hunter 5, and if one checks around the internet odds are you can find the original release at a lower cost than this dishonest travesty. Pass this one by and don't look back!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/30/2013
Reviewed on: 7/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Devlin Weed, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Ice La Fox, Delilah Strong, Nicole Ray, Jenner, Victoria White, Charlee Monroe
Studio: Big Booty Pictures
Review brief: This is a half-assed compilation that lists Anal Queens on the cover, and then doesn't even include any anal. Add in poor technical aspects with a full frame presentation, and this one should be easy to pass by as well as making you want to skip anything else that comes from Big Booty Pictures.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/30/2013
Reviewed on: 7/4/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, John E. Depth, Julie Night, Ana Nova, Ariana Jollee, Cameron James [I] (female), Boz, Isabel Ice, Junior King, Katja Kassin, Sadie West
Studio: Onyx
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: This is a bargain basement compilation that's mostly just a re-release of Tom Byron's Black Up That White Ass 2. Seek out the original rather than supporting this dud.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2013
Reviewed on: 6/8/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Mr. Pete, Vicki Chase, Arial Rose, War Machine, Vicky Chase, Rosemary Radeva, Samora Morgan
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: D. Lynch continues its deceptive ways with this release, hacking four scenes out of Sudden Impact's Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver 5 to put out here while making it look like a new release. Don't even consider spending your money here and instead just buy the original Mr. Chew release where you can get the entire movie for about the same price.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/9/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Michelle, Carmen, Francesca, Hannah, George Uhl, Christina Lee
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Directed by: Von Gabriel
Review brief: This is a craptastic release with average at best chemistry, video that makes your eyes hurt, and no real effort put into the extras. I've had more fun doing my taxes than watching this release.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/1/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Michael Stefano, Alicia Tease, Barry Scott, Maya Hills, Summer Bailey, Mallory Rae Murphy
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is just an edited down version of I Spy Camel Toe 2 with four scenes instead of five and the setups removed. I'm beyond disgusted at a release like that being put out as a new release, and the cover putting claims of nonexistent extras such as bonus footage only makes this look like more of a deliberate attempt to rip off consumers. Pass this by and don't look back.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 10/26/2012 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Tom White, Anne Marie, Rick Cassidy, Cindy Wilson, Flora McIntosh, Susie Carlson, Wendy Sanders, Donna Hart, Andrea Michaels, Michael London, Robert Fantini
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Don Trendall
Review brief: The long and the short of this release is that as any sort of porn film, regardless of when it was made, this is a complete waste of time and of a disk. I stopped halfway through it as there were no actually penetration shots and except for the nudity factor, this would barely register as an “R” rated feature.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/4/2012
Reviewed on: 8/16/2012 by T0MBOne
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ramon, Chris Charming, Nicole, Bob Terminator, Mark Ashley, Jayna Oso, Boz, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Satine Phoenix, Ruka Stone, Szabi, Jade Sin, Kayme Kai, Lily Li, Krystal Kali, Miley Villa, Kya Tropic, Beti Hana, Kim Tao
Studio: New Sensations
Review brief: New Sensations LITTLE ASIAN SLUTS (2012) with lovely Lily Li on the DVD cover sleeve is a 2 disc comp (with one new brand new scene) that arrived at my doorstep with a faulty Disc 1. So, here is a partial review starting with Disc 2.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 3/12/2012 by astroknight
Starring: Britney Cummings
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: Although Britney Cummings shows some good potential, there isn't a single black guy here worth watching and the presentation is disappointing even taking it as an amateur release. Skip this one.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/7/2010
Reviewed on: 8/18/2011 by T0MBOne
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Steve Steele, Miss Simone, Courtney Foxxx, Sandi Jackmon, Megan Pryce, Aryana Starr, Milan Sterling
Studio: Dogfart
Directed by: Steve Steele
Review brief: CUM BANG 6 (2010, Dogfart) is a blow bang disc with white dudes cum-glazing a black female for the finale. Here is a review.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 5/15/2010 by jayo
Starring: Sabrina, Kim, Autumn, Krystal, Joey Lynn
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Dirty D
Review brief: Direct to garbage-can video isn't worth using as coffee coaster. If you want women riding Sybians, you can find far, far better alternatives.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2010 by T0MBOne
Starring: Minnie Clayton, Blaire Jefferson, Shira Goodlow, Candice Lipton
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Tom Booker
Review brief: VCX has re-released TWO-WAY MIRROR (1981, France) via its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2010. Here is a review. (sort of)
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/7/2009
Reviewed on: 11/2/2009 by T0MBOne
Starring: John Holmes, Cyndee Summers, Amore Pertuti, Daphne Bliss, Peter Boll, Claire Krumpet, Connie Krumpet
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Michael Minghia
Review brief: VCX has re-released PERSONAL SERVICES (1975) for its Cal Vista Classic DVD series for 2008. Here is a review.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/19/2009
Reviewed on: 11/1/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Amber Rayne, Ashli Orion, Heather Starlet, Sierra Skye, Amy Starz, Kylie Lovitt
Studio: Immoral Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: This is going to be a real quick review. Snort that Cum is a complete waste of time and is totally unwatchable. How you might ask?
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 10/31/2009 by Cimmerian33
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Ray Victory, Lauryl Canyon, Ebony Ayes, Pleasure, Allison Rand, Chris B. Sephartic, Doreen Gray, Gary Burbank, Toni Panther
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Mark Novick
Review brief: Typcial 80s straight-to-video schlock. Poor quality, ridiculous excuse for a plot, and a fairly misleading cover since Shauna McCullough is touted as the main star, but only appears near the end of the film. If I were a filmmaker, and set out to make an erotic movie, I am not sure that I could make one with less plot, quality, hot sex, or just overall worth of a movie if I tried. It's story and presentation are almost so bad that they are funny, but only at the beginning and the end, and most viewers will not make it that far. Skip it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/21/2007
Reviewed on: 9/28/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty, Lanny Barbie, Charlie Laine, Celeste Star, Valerie Herrera, Kylie G. Worthy, Sasha Grey, Andie Valentino, Marlena Mason
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: *****Alert, Alert****** Waste of time porn ahead. Pink Visual’s Centerfolds Caught in Action Volume 1 is a complete waste of time.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/7/2009
Reviewed on: 9/14/2009 by DAF1740
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Turk Lyon, Jeffrey Hurst, Georgette Jennings
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Sam Bloch
Review brief: Nothing to see here, move on. . . A few hardcore missionary shots of organs turn a lame softcore tale of crime into what may be the worst "porn" I've ever seen.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/27/2009
Reviewed on: 9/4/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Tatiana, Alex, Rain, Jane, Yuliana
Studio: Asia Bootleg
Review brief:
The title Teenie Bikini three! should have been called “A Small Weenie Guy Goes on Vacation and Films Himself having sex with Prostitutes!” Either that or the “Teenie” in the title refers to himself and not the girl’s bikinis.
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