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Snatch Adams (Metro)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/9/2003 by Rieekan
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria, Zina Dean, Kirsty Waay
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Â DIRECTOR: Various (1994-1996). DURATION: ~147 minutes. STARRING: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Kirsty Waay, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria & Zing Dean, with Chuck Martino, Frank Towers, Steve Hatcher & T.T. Boy. (Performer ID may be inaccurate as there were no credits.) I got Prime Cuts Presents: Snatch Adams free from a retailer and if I could I would give it back. This cheap and nasty compilation was released in 1999 by Metro and features scenes from the mid 90s. Bad ones, if you hadnt guessed by the title. Scene 1). T.T. Boy with a big-nosed, small-breasted brunette, who kept her eyes closed for most of the scene (sensible choice). The sex was incredibly boring and featured more robotic pumping than ... well, something that has a lot of robotic pumping. Â Scene 2). The lovely Stacy Valentine (pre-implant) with a very ugly guy. Although I like Stacy a lot, the sex was bad, the filming worse, and the guy was frightfully ugly. Â Scene 3). Steve Hatcher with an unattractive brunette (with a large tattoo on her left tit).
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Tight Slut Club
Release date: 5/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/14/2003 by the gynecologist
Studio: Cream
Review brief: If you want an example of how grainy and crappy porn used to look, then by all means pick this up. Those currently spoiled on high quality gonzo from companies such as Red Light and Evil Angel probably shouldn't watch this. I happened to receive this DVD for free and would not say it's worth 1 cent if you happen to pay for it. The first scene starts out with the ever-cliched "pizza delivery guy" bringing a blonde bimbo a pizza (I don't recognize her, it probably doesn't matter anyway.) She then asks him to apply oil to her body. Claiming he has to get back to work, but then agreeing, he fingers her ass and pussy. She gives him a BJ, and then he proceeds to fuck her d-style. This ends quickly and next we see her in mish ass-fucking. At first only the tip of the cock fits in her ass, then after a position change, her rectum accommadates the full length of the cock. Next is reverse cowgirl anal, and the blonde's marvelous silicone boobs bounce quite nicely. He then sprinkles her face with cum.
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Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/9/2003 by YogaGrrl
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jasmine, Jennifer, Autumn, Kat, Arial, Misery, Akane, Charis
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Cast: Angelica Sin, Akane, Arial, Autumn, Charis, Jennifer, Jasmine, Kat and Misery. Director: Sean Brookland Production dates: 20012002 Length: 62 min. Extras: None. Audio/visual quality: The main location (reused for seven scenes) is a clean but characterless bedroom with an attached bath. The other two locations are similar and appear to be hotel rooms. The camerawork is acceptable, with reasonably good handheld technique. There are sporadic soft focus shifts. The scenes are overlit, and no serious attempt has been made to disguise the light stands or electrical cords in the bedroom. The audio is horrendous. The music consists of the same lite jazz/rock that you might hear when the operator puts you on hold, and it becomes increasingly grating as the movie progresses (especially since it infrequently matches the mood of the scenes). Shower sounds are apparently looped along with at least one direction ("Go ahead and rinse yourself off" can be heard six times in the third scene). Blunders and bugs: The box cover neglects to include Akane in the cast list.
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Casting Couch 6 (Brookland Bros)
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Elizabeth, Lisa, Chase, CeeCee
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: CeeCee, Lisa, Chase, Elizabeth, and a few guys Initial Expectations: So far everything Ive seen from the Brookland Brothers has disappointed me. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money who like older women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is.
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Best of Pacific Northwest Panty Peeks, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Jennifer, Sante Fe, Kat, Misery, Akane, Charis, Secily
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 40 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Sante Fe, Akane, Charis, Jennifer, Kat, Misery, and Secily Initial Expectations: Ive never heard of this studio, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent care to the feature, but its not my thing and almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch mostly dressed women only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nudity or real audio Audio /Video Quality: Theres no audio outside of the music, which disappointed me. The video is surprisingly clear right out to the edge of the screen and well lit. Theres a little pixelation, but not much. Music: The music reminded me of things like elevators and the dentist office. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp here, which always ticks me off. I like to be able to jump around in movies, as well as knowing things like how long the movie is and how much is left. Without the time stamp, Im left in the dark.
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Country Time, Country Fine
Release date: 3/8/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Daddy Oohhh
Review brief: After spending a great part of my life in big cities and then returning to the country, I discovered just how slowly things move in the country. The speed limit may be 55, but the locals poke along at 35; cashiers in checkout lanes hold long conversations with the patrons. So I suppose the slow leisurely pace of COUNTRY TIME, COUNTRY FINE is appropriate, but it doesnt make for stimulating viewing. There are only three persons in the cast. Jeff Baron, a gorgeous hunk of man with graying hair, black eyebrows, a small goatee, a light dusting of hair on a perfect chest, a pierced ear, nipple, and navel; and a brown-skinned cock. The type of daddy twinks would die for. Then we have Brett Collins, who has appeared in films from major studios such as ORAL EXAM and PLEDGES. Finally, we have Cody Scott whose somewhat emaciated face seems rather at odds on a fleshy body. When we join these three they are playing the local game of Seattleopoly. They play it for ten frigging minutes before there is any horseplay.
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Come Play With Me (Knob Ryder)
Release date: 3/1/2003
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Knob Ryder
Review brief: Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Father John Cast: Lezley Zen and Alana Evans Initial Expectations: Knob Ryder has been showing some improvement lately. Although I have some hope for a decent feature here, its not a lot. Initial Reaction: Its the interactive DVD equivalent of slamming your dick in the screen door. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs and anybody whos a fan of Lezley Zen and Alana Evans and are working on somebody elses money Who Should Avoid It: Fans of virtual sex and interactive DVDs Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly clear and well balanced for the most part. There isnt any dubbing or background noises, as long as you dont consider things like ringing phones background noises. The video is much the same way. Theres a little bit of grain, and a couple bits with a little pixelation, but most of it is very good and nicely lit. Music: None for Lezley. Guitar elevator music and cheesy dance music for Alanas strip and tease.
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Strutters
Release date: 5/6/2002
Reviewed on: 2/23/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Ruby, Chloe, Ariana, Shay, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Porsche Lynn, Toni, Lois Ayres, Shane, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Monique, Casey, Nikki Lynn, Roxxi Raye, Valentine, Heidi Neiss, Nikki Nyce, Markie, Frankie, Vixxen Vaughn, Andrea Amore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: This is a dual sided compilation DVD of 30 scenes, plus 1 bonus scene, which I ass-u-me is from Adam & Eves archives, but I could be wrong. There are no credits as to where the scenes originated, no directors are credited, and no performer IDs are given. I would go into detail, but since this is a compilation full of scenes of unknown origin, Im not gonna bother. OVERALL [Synopsis] : The video quality was about average throughout, with some scenes being slightly better, and some scenes being a lot worse. The performers ranged from average in looks to pretty good looking, with a few standouts, and some low lights as well in there. The scenes were also short, usually lasting an average of around 5 minutes There are a total of 31 scenes on this compilation 10 scenes plus a bonus scene, on Side 2, and on Side 1 there are a total of 20 scenes. The front of the boxcover says 4 Hours Total! and the back cover says 4 Hours Total! 3 Hour Feature Plus Previews and a Bonus Scene.
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Watching Her
Release date: 1/17/2002
Reviewed on: 2/15/2003 by leakypickle
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Watching Her? From the title and sleeve description, Nymph Pictures leads you to believe this video contains voyeur footage...or women who are being unknowingly video-taped. What you get is basically 4 hours of women being "interviewed". It starts out with a big fat hairy chick (and I do mean HAIRY) being asked to take off her clothes and masturbate. Needless to say, I was immediately turned off. Unless you're into that sort of thing, you'll be nothing but grossed out. Nothing memorable about the other women featured either. The rest of the video contains mediocre footage at best. The bottom line: A cheap, misleading video. $8 is waaaay too much to spend. One of the worst videos I've ever watched.
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Emotions Of Jenna Jameson
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003 by dumblonde
Starring: Jenna Jameson
Studio: Peach
Review brief: Female cast: some strippers and a few females who look kinda like Jenna Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music. Extras: This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras. The Movie: I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this? I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans. I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about.
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B-Ballin'
Release date: 12/6/2002
Reviewed on: 12/28/2002 by Hardware
Starring: India, Xtacee, Chocolate, Caramel, Supremacy
Studio: Dreamland
Review brief: Director: not listed Cast: India, Caramel, Supremacy, Chocolate, Xtacee, Mark Anthony and some unnamed studs. This is a compilation of scenes from other Dreamland titles available on VHS. The first and last scenes are from "Booty Squad" and feature India and Xtacee, in that order. I did not recognize the others. As a huge fan of India seeking to complete my DVD collection of her works, I appreciate Dreamland's putting her scene from "Booty Squad" on this title, however I cannot recommend this DVD to anyone, as the production values are just awful. I went back and reviewed India's and Xtacee's scenes from "Booty Squad" for comparison and discovered that while the audio was almost as bad on the VHS (there's a noticeable hum in the background), the video was acceptable and the actresses looked pretty good. Unfortunately that can't be said for the DVD.
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Dirty Debutantes 221
Release date: 10/17/2002
Reviewed on: 12/18/2002 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Nico, Vivian, Buffy, Loni, Tristin Scott, Buffy St. Claire
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: This series has become probably as bad as it can. The sex scenes are uninspired and each one looks like the one before it. Even fans of Ed Powers will most likely be disappointed in what this offering has to give. If you are thinking of a purchase, I highly recommend giving it a rental first as what little appeal this series has had in the past is all gone.
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Dirty Debutantes 220
Release date: 9/24/2002
Reviewed on: 12/18/2002 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Sheila, Paris, Kimberly Franklin, Molly Claire
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: This series has finally finished its downward decent and has hit rock bottom and is sure to disappoint all viewers, even fans of past volumes of the Dirty Debutantes series. I can't recommend a purchase of this disc and recommend that if you are considering purchasing it that you give it a rental first.
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Private Castings 10: Silvia Saint
Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 11/14/2002 by aybesea
Starring: Liza Harper, Silvia Saint, Margot, Adele, Joy, Linda
Studio: Private
Review brief: Expectations I generally like Private titles so I wanted to sample a disc from this series. When I saw Silvia in the title role, I figured it was time. Capsule Review This is a very weak DVD. If it is indicitive of other discs in this series (and I have no reason not to believe this is the case), it is a very weak series. Basically they haul out some moldy old interview footage of girls who would eventually work for Private. They do not look good in that they are not made up, costumed, etc. They answer some ridiculous questions for an extended period of time. They take off their clothes and pose for a few minutes. Then we cut to a scene from another Private movie, along with the outtakes from the scene. This is a compilation disc at best, and a bad one at that! Technical All of the interview scenes are of terrible quality, audio & video.
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Sex Freaks 3
Release date: 3/2/2001
Reviewed on: 11/3/2002 by Zarko
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Raquel DeVine, Liza Harper, Johnni Black, Candy Apples, Azlea, Shyla Foxxx, Devon Shire, Nikki Brantz
Studio: Metro
Review brief: I bought this dvd because Azlea Anistia appears in it, she is listed on the credits and the main picture on the box cover is of her. Imagine my suprise when going through this movie that not a single scene contains Azlea, to make sure that I didn't just make a mistake and missed her ( how could I do that?) I went through the dvd another 5 times, nope, no scene with Azlea. I don't know what kind of scam Metro is trying to pull but this is simply despicable, and does not even deserve a rating of 1, a complete waste of money. The other scenes were so and so, the best scene was the one with Shyla Foxxx, and the video quality changes from VCR quality to above average which makes me think that this is a compilation of random scenes, or possibly the scenes were shot over a long period of time. But the fact remains that if you intend to purchase this dvd so that you can watch your favourite star Azlea Anistia, don't bother because she doesn't appear.
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Slave Workshop Hamburg
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Close Up Prod.
Review brief: Someday Im going to find an S & M film that is a true S & M film and not a fake, boring S & M for sissies. The hype on the cover sounds hot for this one, but its as tame as something from Disney. All pissing on the slave is faked and there is absolutely no sense of danger. Titan has things in their films that really make this one look stupid. The DVD transfer sucks. THE PLOT: A young German lad with a nice body and a guiche reads an ad for a slave. This makes him so hot he jacks off. Having answered the ad he is told to go to the train station get in the back of a white van, take off all his clothes and put them in a garbage bag, place a mask over his head and affix a pair of handcuffs. He is then driven to a deserted garage where over the next several days, he is forced to lick his master's boots for ten seconds and suck his large uncut cock for all of fifteen seconds. The rest of the time he is just strung up, or chained to a urinal and left there. The sum total of this slaves trials is to have a scrungy guy fill his mouth with beer and spit it on him.
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Harlem Knights Gangbang (Knight Xing/Sunshine)
Release date: 7/21/2002
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002 by NetPr0nBoy
Starring: Tony Lexus, Austin Black, Winston Love, Bobby Blake, Steve Pierce, Andre Bolla, Corey Cox, Xavier, Montay, Richard Reyes, Stan Mallone, Shaka
Studio: Knight Xing
Directed by: Bobby Blake
Review brief: Theme: Interracial, Gang Bang/Orgy, Simulated Rape Cast: Bobby Blake, Steve Pierce, Tony Lexus. With Andre Bolla, Corey Cox, Xavier, Austin Black, Montay, Richard Reyes, Winston Love, Stan Mallone, Shaka Z. Director: Will Parker This movie is one giant sex scene involving a very obviously fake gang rape scene of two white men by a group of nine black men. The movie starts out showing two black couples being affectionate towards each other in a dark bar when in walks one of the two white guys. It then cuts over to the bar where the second white man sits having a drink poured. Shifting back to the first scene where the first four black guys notice the newcomer. They question him as to why he is there and tell him they going to teach him a lesson and grab him. It is obvious that no one really is to take this supposed situation seriously as the white so-to-be victim is smiling and looks like he is trying hard not to crack up.
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Betty Die Schluck-Weltmeisterin
Release date: 9/5/2002
Reviewed on: 9/5/2002 by Mercury
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Betty, the gulp-worldchampion This review is some longer but if you consider to buy THIS one I recommend you to READ it. If you ever thought of wasting your money, you should buy this title 100times, I know no issue of GGG video which is SO horrible crap shit like this. I gave it 1/2 points overall rating because the thing does play, lol, but now to the shocking details. The movie begins with Betty telephoning without sound, because while she pretends to telephone in what I assume shall be the GGG bureau, John Thompson tells you "Well friends, our betty you already know from our movies and bla bla she was entitled the "gulp-goddess" bla bla." He does that like he invents the text in the moment he says, not having learned an introductional text or reading it somewhere. Okay. Betty then begins to "get the cum out of the dudes". Mega-shit. She acts like on drugs, and that is no joke, she acts so silly that my gf squeaked laughing. I.e. when one of the guys is about to come she says "Huh-hm, now it's sperm-time" ("Now gives it sperm").
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Chicken Gang Bang
Release date: 4/26/2002
Reviewed on: 7/18/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Cory Stevens, Casey Martin
Studio: Spanky's Boys
Review brief: First of all this film is deceptively titled. A gangbang is where one lucky soul is on the receiving end of a group of guys. In this film we have seven guys who separate into one group of three and two groups of two and remain that way for the entire film. So we can't even call it "Chicken Orgy". The guys are your assorted twinks, slender, tattooed, with pierced nipples, ears, and tongues (one has shaved his pubic hair). The film is very irritating in that the group in the background always seems more interesting than the one the cameraman has chosen to focus on. (This kind of film cries out for multiple camera angles so the viewer can chose what he wants to see.) The guys all had smiles on their faces, but they were more smiles of doing something mischievous instead of smiles of pleasure.
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Raw Meat 5
Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 7/14/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Legend
Review brief: There are two porn performers I attempt to avoid: Paul Morgan and Jay Richards. For Richards its the puffy face and the ancient sagging body that resembles a snail out of his shell; for Morgan its the obnoxious personalityconceited, cocky, and chattering constantly. As Ben Franklin once observed, The man who is love with himself will have no rivals. The Raw Meat series gives Morgan the opportunity to flaunt this persona non grata. But as Emilio Sands (whom I adore), Chris Young (whom I lust after) and Logan Runner, aka Timmy Smith (another lustful object) were appearing in this film, I succumbed and bought it. Imagine my disgust to find Motor-Mouth Morgan in every fucking scene! It opens with a segment called Anal Vacation with the ubiquitous Paul driving down the road chattering away on a cell phone. After a time of tuning out his incessant chatter, we see he is getting a blowjob from none other than Emilio Sands as he drives. Emilio is one of the cutest Latino twinks to come down the pike or, in this case, the turnpike.
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Tom Byron's Planet Of The Gapes 3 (Extreme)
Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 7/5/2002 by BIGmike
Starring: Angelica Sin, Vivian Valentine, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Kristy Myst
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: There are no credits given at anytime during the DVD, but the boxcover says that is Produced, Edited, and Directed by Tom Byron. There are tease intros into the scenes, pretty weak ones, with pixelation throughout, and no performer IDs are given. SCENE ONE : Angelica Sin and Mark Davis are sitting on a couch as Tom Byron talks with them for a while. Angelica looks pretty good, she has a nice full body, and after some talk, she gives and gets oral. Then she hops on his dick for some vaginal and she fingers her ass a bit, now the moment weve been waiting for, she gets ass fucked. She gives some A2M and gapes very nicely while in doggy, going into missionary, followed by her facial, to end what could've been a pretty good scene, but the video quality isn't good. SCENE TWO : Bridgette Kerkove, looking great is with Tom Byron sitting side by side and they introduce each other before the tease intro. Tommy puts his tongue to work on her asshole and squeezes her ass while doing so.
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Centerfold (VCA)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/15/2002 by Rieekan
Starring: Nick East, T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Marc Wallice, Francesca Le, Hyapatia Lee, Sandra Stone, Victor Lamour
Studio: VCA
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Bud Lee. * DURATION: ~85mins. * STARRING: Francesca Le, Hyapatia Lee, Porsche Lynn & Sandra Stone (Sheila Stone). * Front - Rear Centerfold is a tragically tepid movie filmed in 1993. Ive had experience with old movies, with VCA movies and with Bud Lee movies, and despite all that this film still failed my low expectations. Hyapatia Lee in the lead role didnt help - she was unattractive, a poor actor and a poor performer. The A/V quality was slightly grainy but pretty good considering the age of the source material. The picture was slightly off-centre; the audio was passable. The extras were poor but Ive bumped them from to as VCA do include a nice catalogue (a practice other studios could benefit from, although it may be expensive). The plot and acting were both pretty bad, and again Hyapatia didnt help things for me. Bud Lee was trying to say something with this movie but with lines like Power makes my pussy wet, he sort of undermined any potential credibility.
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Adventures of Pee-Man 3, The
Release date: 5/15/2001
Reviewed on: 5/28/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Dick Nasty, Zarina, Papillion, Kyle Phillips, Captain Bob, Candy Cotton, Geino Greco, Toria, Ryan Conners
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. (no time stamp) Production Date: 8 / 15 / 2000 Director: None Given Cast: Ryan Conners, Pappilion, Candy Cotton, Toria, Zarina, Captain Bob, Dick Nasty, Gino Greco, and Kyle Phillips Initial Expectations: Ryan Conners has turned out some great scenes, which is why I picked this one up. Looking at the male cast makes me wonder if I was a little intoxicated when I ordered this one. Initial Reaction: It could be used as a toilet target. Who Should Watch It : Extreme pee-ing fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants anywhere close to average technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The video is pretty similar to that of about a third generation VHS copy. Its fairly fuzzy and has some bad pixelation, but there are a few seconds that almost look clear. Not surprisingly, theres also some bad shadows. The audio is fairly average, but nothing too special with the exception of the final scene where the audio really sucks. The outdoor scenes have a lot of background noise thats just as loud as the performers.
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Penetration On Pennsylvania Avenue
Release date: 10/3/2001
Reviewed on: 5/27/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Dino Phillips, Seth Black, Patrick Ives, Leo Masters, Dan Dixon, Jeff Mitchell, Sweet William
Studio: XTC Studios
Review brief: Someone came up with a clever idea: to parody the white house intern scandal with a gay version of same. Having done that they obviously didn't think they had to do more. What a brilliant opportunity thrown away! Dino Phillips is the President and Seth Black is the new intern. Now I like both of these perfomers, but they just go through the motions here. They don't even attempt to feign interest in one another. It's just let's do it, get the check, and go home. So Dino screws Seth with a huge picture of George Washington on the desk watching it all. There are two additional scenes with white house staff members, but they aren't any better. And there's a final scene with the President's favorite intern, Leo Masters. But once again, the Prez seems indifferent. Maybe, he's worried about the state of the economy. As I said, this could have been a fun film with Seth turning into a Monica Lewinski, attempts to dissuade him...the possibilites are endless! Why didn't anyone pursue them? Because they knew the concept alone would sell this film.
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San Diego Liberty
Release date: 8/1/2001
Reviewed on: 5/20/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rick Ritter
Studio: All Worlds Video
Directed by: Dirk Yates
Review brief: Rod Barry and his lover Dean go to the station to pick up Rods nephew, Rick Ritter. Dean is unhappy because he thinks Ricks visit will put a crimp in his sex life. Rick arrives in his tight-fitting sailor suit. As soon as they get home Rick wants to shower so we get our first glimpse of his buff bod. (Rick is a handsome young guy reminiscent of Marco Rossi.) Rod and Dean take this time alone to suck some cock, but Rick has no shampoo and walks in to catch the lovers in flagrante delicto. Is he taken aback? Is he shocked? No. He simply drops his towel and joins them. (This is the first indication we have that there will be no emotions displayed in this film.) Dean now alternates between sucking Rod and sucking Rick. Rick sucks on Rods rod for ten seconds; then Rod sucks on Ricks dick for five. Rick fucks Dean as Dean sucks Rod. Rod fucks Dean as Dean sucks Rick. All jack-off. Next we find Rick with two of his military buddies, Troy Walker and Lance Landers, at their motel room. They talk about chicks.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/9/2003 by Rieekan
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria, Zina Dean, Kirsty Waay
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Â DIRECTOR: Various (1994-1996). DURATION: ~147 minutes. STARRING: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Kirsty Waay, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria & Zing Dean, with Chuck Martino, Frank Towers, Steve Hatcher & T.T. Boy. (Performer ID may be inaccurate as there were no credits.) I got Prime Cuts Presents: Snatch Adams free from a retailer and if I could I would give it back. This cheap and nasty compilation was released in 1999 by Metro and features scenes from the mid 90s. Bad ones, if you hadnt guessed by the title. Scene 1). T.T. Boy with a big-nosed, small-breasted brunette, who kept her eyes closed for most of the scene (sensible choice). The sex was incredibly boring and featured more robotic pumping than ... well, something that has a lot of robotic pumping. Â Scene 2). The lovely Stacy Valentine (pre-implant) with a very ugly guy. Although I like Stacy a lot, the sex was bad, the filming worse, and the guy was frightfully ugly. Â Scene 3). Steve Hatcher with an unattractive brunette (with a large tattoo on her left tit).
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Release date: 5/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/14/2003 by the gynecologist
Studio: Cream
Review brief: If you want an example of how grainy and crappy porn used to look, then by all means pick this up. Those currently spoiled on high quality gonzo from companies such as Red Light and Evil Angel probably shouldn't watch this. I happened to receive this DVD for free and would not say it's worth 1 cent if you happen to pay for it. The first scene starts out with the ever-cliched "pizza delivery guy" bringing a blonde bimbo a pizza (I don't recognize her, it probably doesn't matter anyway.) She then asks him to apply oil to her body. Claiming he has to get back to work, but then agreeing, he fingers her ass and pussy. She gives him a BJ, and then he proceeds to fuck her d-style. This ends quickly and next we see her in mish ass-fucking. At first only the tip of the cock fits in her ass, then after a position change, her rectum accommadates the full length of the cock. Next is reverse cowgirl anal, and the blonde's marvelous silicone boobs bounce quite nicely. He then sprinkles her face with cum.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/9/2003 by YogaGrrl
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jasmine, Jennifer, Autumn, Kat, Arial, Misery, Akane, Charis
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Cast: Angelica Sin, Akane, Arial, Autumn, Charis, Jennifer, Jasmine, Kat and Misery. Director: Sean Brookland Production dates: 20012002 Length: 62 min. Extras: None. Audio/visual quality: The main location (reused for seven scenes) is a clean but characterless bedroom with an attached bath. The other two locations are similar and appear to be hotel rooms. The camerawork is acceptable, with reasonably good handheld technique. There are sporadic soft focus shifts. The scenes are overlit, and no serious attempt has been made to disguise the light stands or electrical cords in the bedroom. The audio is horrendous. The music consists of the same lite jazz/rock that you might hear when the operator puts you on hold, and it becomes increasingly grating as the movie progresses (especially since it infrequently matches the mood of the scenes). Shower sounds are apparently looped along with at least one direction ("Go ahead and rinse yourself off" can be heard six times in the third scene). Blunders and bugs: The box cover neglects to include Akane in the cast list.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Elizabeth, Lisa, Chase, CeeCee
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: CeeCee, Lisa, Chase, Elizabeth, and a few guys Initial Expectations: So far everything Ive seen from the Brookland Brothers has disappointed me. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money who like older women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Jennifer, Sante Fe, Kat, Misery, Akane, Charis, Secily
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 40 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Sante Fe, Akane, Charis, Jennifer, Kat, Misery, and Secily Initial Expectations: Ive never heard of this studio, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent care to the feature, but its not my thing and almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch mostly dressed women only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nudity or real audio Audio /Video Quality: Theres no audio outside of the music, which disappointed me. The video is surprisingly clear right out to the edge of the screen and well lit. Theres a little pixelation, but not much. Music: The music reminded me of things like elevators and the dentist office. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp here, which always ticks me off. I like to be able to jump around in movies, as well as knowing things like how long the movie is and how much is left. Without the time stamp, Im left in the dark.
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Release date: 3/8/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Daddy Oohhh
Review brief: After spending a great part of my life in big cities and then returning to the country, I discovered just how slowly things move in the country. The speed limit may be 55, but the locals poke along at 35; cashiers in checkout lanes hold long conversations with the patrons. So I suppose the slow leisurely pace of COUNTRY TIME, COUNTRY FINE is appropriate, but it doesnt make for stimulating viewing. There are only three persons in the cast. Jeff Baron, a gorgeous hunk of man with graying hair, black eyebrows, a small goatee, a light dusting of hair on a perfect chest, a pierced ear, nipple, and navel; and a brown-skinned cock. The type of daddy twinks would die for. Then we have Brett Collins, who has appeared in films from major studios such as ORAL EXAM and PLEDGES. Finally, we have Cody Scott whose somewhat emaciated face seems rather at odds on a fleshy body. When we join these three they are playing the local game of Seattleopoly. They play it for ten frigging minutes before there is any horseplay.
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Release date: 3/1/2003
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Knob Ryder
Review brief: Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Father John Cast: Lezley Zen and Alana Evans Initial Expectations: Knob Ryder has been showing some improvement lately. Although I have some hope for a decent feature here, its not a lot. Initial Reaction: Its the interactive DVD equivalent of slamming your dick in the screen door. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs and anybody whos a fan of Lezley Zen and Alana Evans and are working on somebody elses money Who Should Avoid It: Fans of virtual sex and interactive DVDs Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly clear and well balanced for the most part. There isnt any dubbing or background noises, as long as you dont consider things like ringing phones background noises. The video is much the same way. Theres a little bit of grain, and a couple bits with a little pixelation, but most of it is very good and nicely lit. Music: None for Lezley. Guitar elevator music and cheesy dance music for Alanas strip and tease.
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Release date: 5/6/2002
Reviewed on: 2/23/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Ruby, Chloe, Ariana, Shay, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Porsche Lynn, Toni, Lois Ayres, Shane, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Monique, Casey, Nikki Lynn, Roxxi Raye, Valentine, Heidi Neiss, Nikki Nyce, Markie, Frankie, Vixxen Vaughn, Andrea Amore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: This is a dual sided compilation DVD of 30 scenes, plus 1 bonus scene, which I ass-u-me is from Adam & Eves archives, but I could be wrong. There are no credits as to where the scenes originated, no directors are credited, and no performer IDs are given. I would go into detail, but since this is a compilation full of scenes of unknown origin, Im not gonna bother. OVERALL [Synopsis] : The video quality was about average throughout, with some scenes being slightly better, and some scenes being a lot worse. The performers ranged from average in looks to pretty good looking, with a few standouts, and some low lights as well in there. The scenes were also short, usually lasting an average of around 5 minutes There are a total of 31 scenes on this compilation 10 scenes plus a bonus scene, on Side 2, and on Side 1 there are a total of 20 scenes. The front of the boxcover says 4 Hours Total! and the back cover says 4 Hours Total! 3 Hour Feature Plus Previews and a Bonus Scene.
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Release date: 1/17/2002
Reviewed on: 2/15/2003 by leakypickle
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Watching Her? From the title and sleeve description, Nymph Pictures leads you to believe this video contains voyeur footage...or women who are being unknowingly video-taped. What you get is basically 4 hours of women being "interviewed". It starts out with a big fat hairy chick (and I do mean HAIRY) being asked to take off her clothes and masturbate. Needless to say, I was immediately turned off. Unless you're into that sort of thing, you'll be nothing but grossed out. Nothing memorable about the other women featured either. The rest of the video contains mediocre footage at best. The bottom line: A cheap, misleading video. $8 is waaaay too much to spend. One of the worst videos I've ever watched.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003 by dumblonde
Starring: Jenna Jameson
Studio: Peach
Review brief: Female cast: some strippers and a few females who look kinda like Jenna Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music. Extras: This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras. The Movie: I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this? I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans. I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about.
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Release date: 12/6/2002
Reviewed on: 12/28/2002 by Hardware
Starring: India, Xtacee, Chocolate, Caramel, Supremacy
Studio: Dreamland
Review brief: Director: not listed Cast: India, Caramel, Supremacy, Chocolate, Xtacee, Mark Anthony and some unnamed studs. This is a compilation of scenes from other Dreamland titles available on VHS. The first and last scenes are from "Booty Squad" and feature India and Xtacee, in that order. I did not recognize the others. As a huge fan of India seeking to complete my DVD collection of her works, I appreciate Dreamland's putting her scene from "Booty Squad" on this title, however I cannot recommend this DVD to anyone, as the production values are just awful. I went back and reviewed India's and Xtacee's scenes from "Booty Squad" for comparison and discovered that while the audio was almost as bad on the VHS (there's a noticeable hum in the background), the video was acceptable and the actresses looked pretty good. Unfortunately that can't be said for the DVD.
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Release date: 10/17/2002
Reviewed on: 12/18/2002 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Nico, Vivian, Buffy, Loni, Tristin Scott, Buffy St. Claire
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: This series has become probably as bad as it can. The sex scenes are uninspired and each one looks like the one before it. Even fans of Ed Powers will most likely be disappointed in what this offering has to give. If you are thinking of a purchase, I highly recommend giving it a rental first as what little appeal this series has had in the past is all gone.
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Release date: 9/24/2002
Reviewed on: 12/18/2002 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Sheila, Paris, Kimberly Franklin, Molly Claire
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: This series has finally finished its downward decent and has hit rock bottom and is sure to disappoint all viewers, even fans of past volumes of the Dirty Debutantes series. I can't recommend a purchase of this disc and recommend that if you are considering purchasing it that you give it a rental first.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 11/14/2002 by aybesea
Starring: Liza Harper, Silvia Saint, Margot, Adele, Joy, Linda
Studio: Private
Review brief: Expectations I generally like Private titles so I wanted to sample a disc from this series. When I saw Silvia in the title role, I figured it was time. Capsule Review This is a very weak DVD. If it is indicitive of other discs in this series (and I have no reason not to believe this is the case), it is a very weak series. Basically they haul out some moldy old interview footage of girls who would eventually work for Private. They do not look good in that they are not made up, costumed, etc. They answer some ridiculous questions for an extended period of time. They take off their clothes and pose for a few minutes. Then we cut to a scene from another Private movie, along with the outtakes from the scene. This is a compilation disc at best, and a bad one at that! Technical All of the interview scenes are of terrible quality, audio & video.
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Release date: 3/2/2001
Reviewed on: 11/3/2002 by Zarko
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Raquel DeVine, Liza Harper, Johnni Black, Candy Apples, Azlea, Shyla Foxxx, Devon Shire, Nikki Brantz
Studio: Metro
Review brief: I bought this dvd because Azlea Anistia appears in it, she is listed on the credits and the main picture on the box cover is of her. Imagine my suprise when going through this movie that not a single scene contains Azlea, to make sure that I didn't just make a mistake and missed her ( how could I do that?) I went through the dvd another 5 times, nope, no scene with Azlea. I don't know what kind of scam Metro is trying to pull but this is simply despicable, and does not even deserve a rating of 1, a complete waste of money. The other scenes were so and so, the best scene was the one with Shyla Foxxx, and the video quality changes from VCR quality to above average which makes me think that this is a compilation of random scenes, or possibly the scenes were shot over a long period of time. But the fact remains that if you intend to purchase this dvd so that you can watch your favourite star Azlea Anistia, don't bother because she doesn't appear.
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Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Close Up Prod.
Review brief: Someday Im going to find an S & M film that is a true S & M film and not a fake, boring S & M for sissies. The hype on the cover sounds hot for this one, but its as tame as something from Disney. All pissing on the slave is faked and there is absolutely no sense of danger. Titan has things in their films that really make this one look stupid. The DVD transfer sucks. THE PLOT: A young German lad with a nice body and a guiche reads an ad for a slave. This makes him so hot he jacks off. Having answered the ad he is told to go to the train station get in the back of a white van, take off all his clothes and put them in a garbage bag, place a mask over his head and affix a pair of handcuffs. He is then driven to a deserted garage where over the next several days, he is forced to lick his master's boots for ten seconds and suck his large uncut cock for all of fifteen seconds. The rest of the time he is just strung up, or chained to a urinal and left there. The sum total of this slaves trials is to have a scrungy guy fill his mouth with beer and spit it on him.
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Release date: 7/21/2002
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002 by NetPr0nBoy
Starring: Tony Lexus, Austin Black, Winston Love, Bobby Blake, Steve Pierce, Andre Bolla, Corey Cox, Xavier, Montay, Richard Reyes, Stan Mallone, Shaka
Studio: Knight Xing
Directed by: Bobby Blake
Review brief: Theme: Interracial, Gang Bang/Orgy, Simulated Rape Cast: Bobby Blake, Steve Pierce, Tony Lexus. With Andre Bolla, Corey Cox, Xavier, Austin Black, Montay, Richard Reyes, Winston Love, Stan Mallone, Shaka Z. Director: Will Parker This movie is one giant sex scene involving a very obviously fake gang rape scene of two white men by a group of nine black men. The movie starts out showing two black couples being affectionate towards each other in a dark bar when in walks one of the two white guys. It then cuts over to the bar where the second white man sits having a drink poured. Shifting back to the first scene where the first four black guys notice the newcomer. They question him as to why he is there and tell him they going to teach him a lesson and grab him. It is obvious that no one really is to take this supposed situation seriously as the white so-to-be victim is smiling and looks like he is trying hard not to crack up.
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Release date: 9/5/2002
Reviewed on: 9/5/2002 by Mercury
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Betty, the gulp-worldchampion This review is some longer but if you consider to buy THIS one I recommend you to READ it. If you ever thought of wasting your money, you should buy this title 100times, I know no issue of GGG video which is SO horrible crap shit like this. I gave it 1/2 points overall rating because the thing does play, lol, but now to the shocking details. The movie begins with Betty telephoning without sound, because while she pretends to telephone in what I assume shall be the GGG bureau, John Thompson tells you "Well friends, our betty you already know from our movies and bla bla she was entitled the "gulp-goddess" bla bla." He does that like he invents the text in the moment he says, not having learned an introductional text or reading it somewhere. Okay. Betty then begins to "get the cum out of the dudes". Mega-shit. She acts like on drugs, and that is no joke, she acts so silly that my gf squeaked laughing. I.e. when one of the guys is about to come she says "Huh-hm, now it's sperm-time" ("Now gives it sperm").
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Release date: 4/26/2002
Reviewed on: 7/18/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Cory Stevens, Casey Martin
Studio: Spanky's Boys
Review brief: First of all this film is deceptively titled. A gangbang is where one lucky soul is on the receiving end of a group of guys. In this film we have seven guys who separate into one group of three and two groups of two and remain that way for the entire film. So we can't even call it "Chicken Orgy". The guys are your assorted twinks, slender, tattooed, with pierced nipples, ears, and tongues (one has shaved his pubic hair). The film is very irritating in that the group in the background always seems more interesting than the one the cameraman has chosen to focus on. (This kind of film cries out for multiple camera angles so the viewer can chose what he wants to see.) The guys all had smiles on their faces, but they were more smiles of doing something mischievous instead of smiles of pleasure.
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Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 7/14/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Legend
Review brief: There are two porn performers I attempt to avoid: Paul Morgan and Jay Richards. For Richards its the puffy face and the ancient sagging body that resembles a snail out of his shell; for Morgan its the obnoxious personalityconceited, cocky, and chattering constantly. As Ben Franklin once observed, The man who is love with himself will have no rivals. The Raw Meat series gives Morgan the opportunity to flaunt this persona non grata. But as Emilio Sands (whom I adore), Chris Young (whom I lust after) and Logan Runner, aka Timmy Smith (another lustful object) were appearing in this film, I succumbed and bought it. Imagine my disgust to find Motor-Mouth Morgan in every fucking scene! It opens with a segment called Anal Vacation with the ubiquitous Paul driving down the road chattering away on a cell phone. After a time of tuning out his incessant chatter, we see he is getting a blowjob from none other than Emilio Sands as he drives. Emilio is one of the cutest Latino twinks to come down the pike or, in this case, the turnpike.
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Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 7/5/2002 by BIGmike
Starring: Angelica Sin, Vivian Valentine, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Kristy Myst
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: There are no credits given at anytime during the DVD, but the boxcover says that is Produced, Edited, and Directed by Tom Byron. There are tease intros into the scenes, pretty weak ones, with pixelation throughout, and no performer IDs are given. SCENE ONE : Angelica Sin and Mark Davis are sitting on a couch as Tom Byron talks with them for a while. Angelica looks pretty good, she has a nice full body, and after some talk, she gives and gets oral. Then she hops on his dick for some vaginal and she fingers her ass a bit, now the moment weve been waiting for, she gets ass fucked. She gives some A2M and gapes very nicely while in doggy, going into missionary, followed by her facial, to end what could've been a pretty good scene, but the video quality isn't good. SCENE TWO : Bridgette Kerkove, looking great is with Tom Byron sitting side by side and they introduce each other before the tease intro. Tommy puts his tongue to work on her asshole and squeezes her ass while doing so.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/15/2002 by Rieekan
Starring: Nick East, T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Marc Wallice, Francesca Le, Hyapatia Lee, Sandra Stone, Victor Lamour
Studio: VCA
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Bud Lee. * DURATION: ~85mins. * STARRING: Francesca Le, Hyapatia Lee, Porsche Lynn & Sandra Stone (Sheila Stone). * Front - Rear Centerfold is a tragically tepid movie filmed in 1993. Ive had experience with old movies, with VCA movies and with Bud Lee movies, and despite all that this film still failed my low expectations. Hyapatia Lee in the lead role didnt help - she was unattractive, a poor actor and a poor performer. The A/V quality was slightly grainy but pretty good considering the age of the source material. The picture was slightly off-centre; the audio was passable. The extras were poor but Ive bumped them from to as VCA do include a nice catalogue (a practice other studios could benefit from, although it may be expensive). The plot and acting were both pretty bad, and again Hyapatia didnt help things for me. Bud Lee was trying to say something with this movie but with lines like Power makes my pussy wet, he sort of undermined any potential credibility.
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Release date: 5/15/2001
Reviewed on: 5/28/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Dick Nasty, Zarina, Papillion, Kyle Phillips, Captain Bob, Candy Cotton, Geino Greco, Toria, Ryan Conners
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. (no time stamp) Production Date: 8 / 15 / 2000 Director: None Given Cast: Ryan Conners, Pappilion, Candy Cotton, Toria, Zarina, Captain Bob, Dick Nasty, Gino Greco, and Kyle Phillips Initial Expectations: Ryan Conners has turned out some great scenes, which is why I picked this one up. Looking at the male cast makes me wonder if I was a little intoxicated when I ordered this one. Initial Reaction: It could be used as a toilet target. Who Should Watch It : Extreme pee-ing fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants anywhere close to average technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The video is pretty similar to that of about a third generation VHS copy. Its fairly fuzzy and has some bad pixelation, but there are a few seconds that almost look clear. Not surprisingly, theres also some bad shadows. The audio is fairly average, but nothing too special with the exception of the final scene where the audio really sucks. The outdoor scenes have a lot of background noise thats just as loud as the performers.
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Release date: 10/3/2001
Reviewed on: 5/27/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Dino Phillips, Seth Black, Patrick Ives, Leo Masters, Dan Dixon, Jeff Mitchell, Sweet William
Studio: XTC Studios
Review brief: Someone came up with a clever idea: to parody the white house intern scandal with a gay version of same. Having done that they obviously didn't think they had to do more. What a brilliant opportunity thrown away! Dino Phillips is the President and Seth Black is the new intern. Now I like both of these perfomers, but they just go through the motions here. They don't even attempt to feign interest in one another. It's just let's do it, get the check, and go home. So Dino screws Seth with a huge picture of George Washington on the desk watching it all. There are two additional scenes with white house staff members, but they aren't any better. And there's a final scene with the President's favorite intern, Leo Masters. But once again, the Prez seems indifferent. Maybe, he's worried about the state of the economy. As I said, this could have been a fun film with Seth turning into a Monica Lewinski, attempts to dissuade him...the possibilites are endless! Why didn't anyone pursue them? Because they knew the concept alone would sell this film.
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Release date: 8/1/2001
Reviewed on: 5/20/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rick Ritter
Studio: All Worlds Video
Directed by: Dirk Yates
Review brief: Rod Barry and his lover Dean go to the station to pick up Rods nephew, Rick Ritter. Dean is unhappy because he thinks Ricks visit will put a crimp in his sex life. Rick arrives in his tight-fitting sailor suit. As soon as they get home Rick wants to shower so we get our first glimpse of his buff bod. (Rick is a handsome young guy reminiscent of Marco Rossi.) Rod and Dean take this time alone to suck some cock, but Rick has no shampoo and walks in to catch the lovers in flagrante delicto. Is he taken aback? Is he shocked? No. He simply drops his towel and joins them. (This is the first indication we have that there will be no emotions displayed in this film.) Dean now alternates between sucking Rod and sucking Rick. Rick sucks on Rods rod for ten seconds; then Rod sucks on Ricks dick for five. Rick fucks Dean as Dean sucks Rod. Rod fucks Dean as Dean sucks Rick. All jack-off. Next we find Rick with two of his military buddies, Troy Walker and Lance Landers, at their motel room. They talk about chicks.
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