Anacondas & Lil Mamas 5 Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  3/14/2010

Anacondas & Lil Mamas 5 by Juicy Entertainment is one of those releases that have you saying to yourself, “Self; in an industry where repeat business is essential, why would you ruin your product by having your website info plastered right in the middle of the screen in bright white letters, thus obscuring/distracting the viewer the actual action going on onscreen?”

The long and the short of this release is that it’s completely unwatchable because of the watermark logo for the site “Fuckmeblack.com” is displayed prominently on the screen halfway between the center of the screen and the lower right corner in bright white letters.

This 5 scene release features moderately attractive Latin/Asian females that do a M/F scene with John E. Depth.

Overall problems with this release besides the logoing:

Wood issues by the male: Dude you might have a BBC, but take a Viagra or something as we want to see wood, not windsocks.

Popshots: Dude, if you’re going to cum on the girl’s face. Don’t be stroking it off from 2 feet above her, move to point blank range
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Girl’s name: Leilani Lee. WTF? This name and all variations really needs to be banned from porn in general. I’ve seen several different versions of the same name and guess what? None are late 90’s girl Leilani Lei or whatever spelling of her name was.

Pluses: None.

Minuses: Listed above.

Is it worth it? Hell no, I wasted my time so you don’t have to waste yours.