Teen Angel (Cal Vista Classics) Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  9/22/2009

I picked up this Teen Angel by accident when I thought I was getting a more recent release by the same name. Oh well, really gotta learn to read. Anyway, this release is from the 70’s, shot in San Francisco and is really bad. Story deals with a couple who are just married. They have fuck and they guy leaves a load pooled on her pubes and lower belly. He soon has another girl come over while the wife is away and sure as shooting, the wife catches them. The thing about this girl is that she is overly hairy in both the pits and her pussy. We then move onto a black guy sitting on his couch getting some double head by two girls. Close-ups are way to close up as most of the time we just see lips or a tongue on the cock and balls. After a bit, the black dude calls the hubby up and they have a little 4way with the girls. The guys bust nuts on the girls and then start looking at some plans. By this time, I was fast forwarding so I have no idea what they were saying. The bonus features have some vintage trailers and some short bonus scenes from other releases of that time. As was the custom back then, pube grooming was nonexistent. This release clocks in at roughly an hour. Don’t waste your time or money here.

Pluses: None

Minuses: The whole thing, lame sex, excessive body hair on both guys and girls.

Is it worth it? Only to review bad 70’s porn.