Little Cream Puffs 5 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/26/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 76 min.

Production Date: 11 / 8 / 2002 (boxcover) 2 / 21 / 2003 (movie)

Director: None credited

Cast: Angel Eyes, Lana Moore, Tabitha Blue, Rick Masters, and Trevor Thompson

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Lana Moore sticks in my head as putting out some hot scenes, so her doing a cream pie gives me some hopes for this one.

Initial Reaction: Skip it.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of cream pies who don't care if they're real or not

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting some anal cream pies or all real cream pies

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio balance falters a little, as well as having plenty of background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format and also leaves plenty to be desired. There's quite a bit of grain, uneven lighting, and a bit of camera motion to hold the presentation back.

Music: None

False Advertising: The back cover not only mentions anal cream pies, but shows what looks like it might be one in not just one picture, but five of them! That would be a nice thing, but there isn't so much as a rim job in the movie for anal action. I'm deducting a full point from the overall score due to how misleading the back cover is.

Menus: The main menu is pretty generic, and blends a clip from the movie with a boxcover still. The chapter menu is very generic and just lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

Little Cream Puffs 5 offers three basic sex scenes. Each scene starts with a little tease and then ends with an internal pop shot, or cream pie.

Homely brunette Tabitha whines about school as she flops down on the couch before deciding to touch herself instead of doing homework. She rubs her tits and pussy through her clothes before pulling her top and panties aside to get to her goodies and continuing to rub them while mouthing off. After she fingers herself on all fours a bit Trevor arrives with a cock for her to suck and stroke. Tabitha sucks him while playing with herself before having him lay back on the couch so they can sixty-nine. She gets up to ride Trevor reverse cowgirl style and lets him pick her up to fuck her in midair before setting her down and continuing to fuck her from behind. She rides in cowgirl style on the couch and in midair before he lays her back to fuck her missionary style. Finally Trevor grunts like he's cumming in Tabitha's pussy as the camera moves away to show her face and then goes back to show a white liquid flowing out of her pussy sa he fucks her a little more.

This scene left plenty to be desired. To start with, Tabitha has a skanky look (including tits where you can't help but wonder how they can still sag with how little's there) that does next to nothing for me, and her mouthing off through most of the scene had me unsure whether to laugh or scoff at the scene. Trevor brings absolutely nothing to the scene as the few times you see his face he looks bored as can be, and I'd be extremely surprised if his cream pie was actually real. Throw in that this scene goes on for over a half hour and you have a definite loser to start out the movie.

Hot dirty blonde Lana strips out of a pair of white shorts to play with herself by a pool while enjoying a smoke. She sits back in a chair and rubs her nub before Trevor walks up so she can suck his cock. He drops down to lick her pussy before fucking it missionary style, and picks her up to fuck her in midair before sitting back down for a cowgirl ride. Lana leads Trevor into the pool where she has him give it to her from behind and pick her up to fuck her in midair before they keep it up in reverse cowgirl and doggie on the deck by the pool. Finally Trevor grunts about cumming as he fucks her doggie style before pulling out and letting Lana squirt some white liquid from her pussy as the camera moves just off it.

This is an okay at best scene. Lana was the main reason I checked this movie out, and she does do a pretty good job. She's cute, energetic, and vocal, and seemed to put out some nice effort. Trevor was a little better here than before, but didn't bring much, and once again the cream pie didn't look authentic. Throw in some lackluster camera work with plenty of outdoor noises and you have a scene that doesn't quite make it to the average mark.

Black cutie Angel Eyes sits on a couch before declaring herself a little cream puff and starting to put on a little show so you can see her cream puff. She shows off a fantastic body and starts touching herself before Rick arrives and starts asking her about her first sexual experiences. He moves in to kiss her mouth before moving down to suck her tits and eat her pussy, and then lets her suck his cock in return. Angel gets up to ride Rick reverse cowgirl style before letting him fuck her doggie and missionary style. Finally Rick thrusts and grunts a little before pulling out to show what looks like real cum flowing out of Angel's pussy as she gives it a few more rubs.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. Angel is cute with a great body, and puts out nice energy and vocals. She has very nice chemistry with Rick, and although the presentation could use a little more care, they keep the scene flowing with a very nice feeling. Throw in what looks like a real cream pie and this one ends up being a hot and enjoyable scene.

Little Cream Puffs 5 is a release that should be easy to pass by. Although Angel Eyes takes what looks like a real cream pie from Rick and turns out a nice scene with plenty of chemistry, the other cream pies look like they're faked with the other scenes coming up short. Tabitha holds her scene back with poor chemistry with Trevor and by turning out laughably bad vocals, while Lana's scene is held back by plenty of outdoor interference. Throw in that the movie barely lasts an hour and a quarter, and Little Cream Puffs 5 really doesn't offer much. This is a dud of a release.

The Extra Stuff

Boxcovers are shown from some other Gentlemen's releases.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, cream pie (vaginal), and interracial

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Gentlemen's DVDs can be found online for between about $9 and $20 with a few stores offering them near the low end. Aim very low for this one. The sex often leaves a lot to be desired and the cream pies always left me in doubt. The technical aspects are weak and there's no effort put into the extras. This should be an easy DVD to pass by.

Note to Gentlemen's: I hope you're putting more effort into your DVDs now then when you released this one.

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