My First White Chick 2 Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  9/2/2009

My First White Chick #2 is one of those titles that indicate that it’s definitely black guys and white girls. No question there. But we as the porn viewing public sometimes forget to read deeper into this title. Instead of having the white girl doing her first BBC, the set up here is that that the BBC is tasting vanilla ice cream for the first time. Not really the same thing, or is there really intrigue about the set up. This release is completely from the guy’s point of view. Here lies the problem. Way to much focus on the guy. It’s a complete reversal of the usual porn set up where the girl is the star and the guy’s the prop. I don’t know about the rest of you. I don’t watch porn for the guy, I watch for the girls.

As far as the sex scenes are concerned, this is a complete amateur effort. The angles are poor, the camera jerks around too much, the scenes jump around too much. In short, completely unwatchable. It’s too bad also, as we have the tight titted Lindsay Kay and the spectacular Heidi Mayne in this and even their talents can’t overcome the hack quality of this production. We also spend too much time checking in with the guy. Waaayyy too much time checking in with the guys. We also revert back to the standard 80’s technique of showing a cum face to let us all know how good the girl’s mouth feels. Seriously, of the whole cumshots sequence, only 25% is devoted to the girl, we see cum land on the girl’s face and then we immediately cut to chatter from the guy before the scene fades out. We also have 3 minutes of phone sex ads at the top of the disk that we can’t skip, but at least we can fast forward through. While we can’t skip the phone sex ads in this release, we can skip the disk completely. Skip it completely.