Teenage Brotha Lovers 16 Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  5/22/2009

Overall scenario: The title says it all, Teenage Brotha Lovers. Theme is young girls tasting some chocolate ice cream. How this series made it to 16 volumes Ill never know. So much potential wasted. Each scene starts with a young girl/brotha set up before the brotha loving begins. All scenes are one on one and end with a dose of Brotha Batter.

PLUSES: Kiwi Ling, Mia Lina, Angel Cummings. Mia looks about 16.

MINUSES: Laziness in general. Bad camera angles

SLEAZINESS FACTOR (1-10): 1

IS IT WORTH IT? Hell no. Do not even waste a free rental on this. This is an exercise in laziness and stupidity on the part of the producers. How, you might ask? The camera angles suck in general; Kiwi Ling is no more a teenager than I am. At no point in her scene was she remotely naked, the guy was just too damn lazy to even undress her. Just lifted up her skirt and fucked her. Then we have Mia Lina, this girl looks all of 16, which is a good thing in my book, but do they play up to this fact? No, they shoot her so we get to see as little of her body as possible.

KIWI LING: Cute Chinese girl who is no more a teenager than I am. Doesn’t get naked in the scene, only her skirt is hiked up and then she’s impaled. Doesn’t look like she wants to be there, and looks a little uncomfortable with the size of the meat stick. Scene ends with a facial.

MIA LINA: Mia Lina enters selling cookies. She looks all of about 16 when she’s naked. We have a little head before she gets fucked in body obscuring positions and shots. In keeping with the cookie theme, the brotha feeds Mia a cookie before he dumps a load in her mouth. I thought this stupid shit went the way of the Cumm Brothers. Way to fuck up a perfect opportunity for a great facial guy.

ANGEL CUMMINGS: Cute young black girl that has a nice little body. More of the same follows, bad camera angles, poor body display. At least this girl gets naked. Okay facial.

LEAH LIVINGSTON: I hate to say it, but more of the same bad angles and poor body display this girl is filler and nothing special. Facial ending.

SARAH: Like Leah, this blonde is filler and nothing special. Her clothes are kept on through part of the scene. Poor angles and display again ruin the scene.