Gem 'n' Kelseys 7 Man GB Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/27/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 106 min.

Production Date: 2004

Director: None credited

Cast: Gem Martin, Kelsey, and seven guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: For some reason, I just can’t get excited about this one.

Initial Reaction: *YAWN*

Who Should Watch It : Extreme group sex fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting very attractive women or real gangbangs

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves plenty to be desired. You can hear the performers pretty good, but you can hear the TV which appears to be in the room in the first scene every bit as well. There’s also plenty of background noises and comments between the performers and cameraman. The video is okay. It’s lit pretty well, but also fairly grainy.

Music: None

False Advertising: The cover states there’s trailers, but I couldn’t find any on the DVD. The title is also misleading. I expected this to be one big scene with two girls taking on seven guys, or two scenes with each girl taking on seven guys. Instead it’s one scene with three guys and one scene with four guys. To me, that’s far from a gangbang. I’ve deducted a half point from the overall score because of these failings.

Menus: The menus are pretty simple. The main menu has a little animation and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

Gem N Kelsey’s 7 Man GB collects two basically unrelated scenes. Each scene is a group sex scene with several guys taking on one woman, and there’s only seven guys total in the movie.

Scene 1 - Kelsey and three guys

Kelsey starts things out on a bed with a guy wearing a mask. He fucks her with a dildo while she strokes and sucks him to get him hard. Kelsey also lets him work on her holes with his fingers and slide some beads into her ass to warm her up. They keep the warmup going with a DP using the toys as they sixty nine, and finally move on to a little fucking. After her warmup, things cut to Kelsey with three guys. She works her way around the three guys orally, never hiding the fact that she’s probably never been with this many guys and is easily confused. After a long oral warmup, the guys finally move on to start fucking Kelsey. They work her through a few positions before they each give her a facial to finish things up.

This scene has a bit of charm, but ultimately ends up failing. Kelsey isn’t one of the best looking girls I’ve seen in front of the camera. She’s actually far from it, although she’s neither unattractive nor extremely heavy. I don’t mind seeing women like this now and then because it adds a bit of reality to the scenes. Kelsey does look to enjoy herself, and smiles a fair amount. She has a natural enjoyment throughout the scene, and it brought a bit of enjoyment to the scene for me. She’s obviously not used to taking on this many guys, and it shows repeatedly through the scene, just like the cameraman’s inexperience shows. In the end, this is a lackluster scene, especially since it lasts over an hour, and the good doesn’t come close to outweighing the bad. Sadly, this is the better of the two scenes.

Scene 2 - Gem Martin and four guys

Gem starts things out looking bored while laying on the bed and letting the cameraman blab on. As soon as he says go, three balding middle aged men come in to start the oral antics. They mix in a bit of fucking and toys, and even add a beer bottle to the mix. It appears that at the end they also try to mix in a DP, but with the poor camera work it was really hard to tell. Finally, two of the guys pop on Gem’s back.

This scene bored the hell out of me and shows why the remote control was a great invention. The camera work left plenty to be desired, and there’s plenty that most people will want to skip through because the editing of the original scene seems very minimal. There’s also quite a few artistic effects attempted here, all of which fail miserably. Gem looks like she’s having a decent time, but never came close to showing Kelsey’s level of enjoyment. This one’s a dud.

Gem N Kelsey’s 7 Man GB is an easily forgotten release. The girls look like they enjoy themselves at times, but that’s the only redeeming point of the feature. It’s not nearly enough to save it and it ends up far from the gangbang it puts itself forward to be. Almost everything in this feature reminded me of why the fast forward button was invented. The camera angles almost always left plenty to be desired and rarely showed me what I wanted to see. There’s also a ton of footage which should have been edited out where the cast and the cameramen talk back and forth and question each other. I think cutting at least ten minutes out of the movie (on the very conservative side) would have strengthened the scenes and also provided the added extra of a blooper reel. I know that some of the outtake style things happen now and then in amateur movies, but I’ve never seen it as bad as it is here. Gem N Kelsey’s 7 Man GB is a DVD that’s best skipped.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery runs a little over a minute and a half with about five seconds per decent looking photo.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, B&D (light), toys, gangbang, anal, and DP

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: Only with Gem

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Sensational Video’s DVDs can be found online for between $10 and $17. Aim low here. Virtually everything about this one lacks, and it’s easily forgotten.

Note to Sensational Video: I understand that scenes like this might not have the best source material, but there aren’t many acceptable excuses for the misleading cover and claims.

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