Cumming Clean Slippery When Wet Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/29/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 61 min.

Production Date: 2002

Director: None credited

Cast: Madison, Lora, Drew, Shannon, Theresa, and Tereza

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Mother Productions / Fetish Films have had some decent sex in their movies, but the DVDs themselves have been so poorly done that I have a hard time getting up much hope for them.

Initial Reaction: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to watch women alone in the bathtub

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is fairly hit or miss. Some of it is nicely clear and well balanced, while other scenes have varying balance problems, background hiss, and a few minor noises. The video is fairly similar. It’s normally nicely lit, there’s a bit of grain in each scene. There’s also a little flicker along the bottom edge and a bit of discoloration around the other edges.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: The disc is extremely minimal in any technical ability. Although there are menus, they’re barely even advanced enough to call menus. There’s also no time stamp, which makes the DVD as a whole feel even shoddier.

Menus: As usual, the menus made one of the worst first impressions I’ve found so far. The main menu is just a screen letting you know what movie you’ve popped in without any graphics whatsoever. After you click to watch the movie you’re given a second screen which lets you choose between One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, and Seven. This was a horrible way to start the movie!

The Feature

Cumming Clean goes after one of the lesser fetishes, bathrooms. No, I’m not talking about peeing, I’m talking about bathing here. Each scene features a girl alone in the bathtub washing up. Sometimes they touch themselves a little, but it’s never enough that I’d call it a masturbation scene.

Scene 1 - Madison

Madison, a decent looking bottle blonde, starts things out testing the water in the tub, removing her bra, and walking from the edge to the middle of the tub. She splashes a little water up onto her bald pussy as well as watering her melons. She gives herself a few quick rubs, but that’s about it.

This is a very forgettable scene. Madison is pretty good looking, but the scene’s so short it doesn’t really have much time to do anything. It feels like it’s building up a little, but when it cuts out it kills everything it feels like it was building.

Scene 2 - Lora

Lora, a nice looking bottle blonde with a decent real body, starts things out getting a douche bottle ready. She sits on the edge of the tub and cleans herself out before squatting down in the tub with a movable shower head. She wets herself down and cleans herself up with a sponge. She rinses off before finally wiping herself down with a towel.

This is an okay scene that I’m sure is much better if you’re into this sort of thing. Lora mugs the camera pretty good here, but she seems more like she’s looking for direction than playing to it. Rather than giving it a voyeuristic feel, it feels like something isn’t quite right.

Scene 3 - Drew

Drew, a nice looking dark haired woman, strips down out of her black outfit and bra and cream panties before getting into the jacuzzi tub. She comments on how hot it is and splashes herself down before grabbing a rag and a little soap. She licks her nipples with her pierced tongue and shows off her pierced and bald pussy before really lathering herself up. She works herself over pretty good with the soap, and then hops out and dries herself off with a towel.

This is a slightly better scene. Drew’s few comments give this scene more of a voyeuristic feel, and she feels like she’s playing to the camera rather than looking to it for guidance. She isn’t the best looking or built girl in the world, but she has a realistic feel to her that’s a nice change from a lot of the other porn girls out there.

Scene 4 - Shannon

Shannon, a cute dirty blonde, starts things out in a bubble bath with a red dildo. She runs the dildo all over her body and looks like she might even try putting it in a few times. She rolls around in the tub with the toy and licks it a few times before getting up on the edge to clearly fuck herself with it. She doesn’t take a lot of time to do it before sliding back into the tub.

This is another lackluster scene. Shannon definitely gave me hope for this scene with her looks, but the scene was so short that I felt completely robbed by it. Any potential there was here was wasted.

Scene 5 - Theresa

Theresa, a hot brunette, starts things out stripping down in what looks to be a hotel bathroom. She slides into the tub and lathers up a bar of soap. She runs the soap around her body as she stands back up before lying down to take a little break to gently rub her pussy. Finally she dries herself off with at towel and rubs a little lotion across her body.

This is another scene that felt like it had a lot of potential but didn’t really go anywhere with it. Theresa looked like she wanted this to be a full fledged masturbation scene, and with her looks I agree with her! She had a little attitude that comes out and holds the scene back, and it’s also held back a bit by feeling like it goes on for a few minutes too long. I’d love to see more of Theresa, just not like this.

Scene 6 - Thereza

Thereza, a cute brunette, smiles at the camera before hopping into the shower. She lathers up a bit before straddling the edge of the tub and grinding her pussy against it. She gives her pussy a few good rubs and a little fingering on the edge before moving back into the water to finger herself harder. Finally she hops out and towels off.

This is easily the best scene in the entire movie, and the only one that comes close to making it worthwhile. Thereza is very hot and knows how to work her body. She does a great job of it here, and looks like she’s having a great time playing to the camera. This scene actually makes it to the hot level, which is better than the rest of the movie combined.

If I had to pick one word to describe Cumming Clean, it’d have to be “boring”. There’s some nice looking girls here, and overall there’s a nice variation to the looks of the ladies featured here, but the final scene was the only one that was able to hold my attention at all. Mostly the girls just slap a little soap and water around and that was it. Thereza has the best scene here starting with her smile at the camera to start of her scene and a playful attitude that continues through it, as well as letting the scene grow into a nicely done masturbation sequence while not leaving the bathtub theme behind. Her scene is the only one that really feels worthwhile, with Drew and Theresa lacking far behind in second and third. Most of my frustration is probably because most of the girls looked like they wanted it to be more of a masturbation scene. It would feel like a natural progression here, and I think draw a lot more people to the movie, but as it is every scene feels like a letdown. A little shaving or having the girls put on a little more of a show as if you were watching them would have also helped things out here. There’s a lot of potential in what’s here, but almost all of it is wasted. Cumming Clean is an okay start, but doesn’t do anything with it and wastes away because of it.

The Extra Stuff

There’s about eight minutes of trailers after the movie. You can get to them by waiting when the movie’s done or by selecting Seven from the menu.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: All girl, solo, douching, and masturbation

Raincoat Factor: Medium low

Condom Usage: None needed

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Mother Productions’ DVDs can be found online for between about $20 and $25, with very few stores offering them. Don’t even think of paying that for this one. Heck, I don’t think I’d even recommend watching this one if somebody else rented if for you. The movie is boring, the technical aspects are lacking, and there isn’t much effort put into the extras.

Note to Mother Productions / Fetish Films: It’s great to see you trying something different, but don’t hold onto it so tight that it can’t breathe! Also, hire somebody who knows what they’re doing to take care of your DVDs.

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