Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes 37 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  4/30/2004

I’d given up on all Ed Powers productions for several years, preferring oral surgery to sitting through Ed’s crappy flicks. But “Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes #37” fell into my lap the other day and I figured I’d give Ed another chance. Big mistake!

The box cover states that there is “less editing than my other tapes.” Why not come out and tell the truth, Ed. You made a crappy movie and didn’t think even a little snipping would help it. Instead, he leaves in all the junk we don’t want to see unless we’re watching the Behind the Scenes bonus feature on a DVD, which is what this atrocity reminded me of.

Jassie and Randy Redwood are a real-life couple and claim this will be their first threeway. Autumn Haze, a brunette who sort of resembles Faith Adams in the face, is the not-so-lucky girl. After ten minutes of Autumn and Jassie lezzing it out (including some toy play), Randy jumps in. Soon Ed joins the action. There are a couple internal cum shots by Randy, a torso splattering on Autumn by Ed, and a overly-long masturbation scene with Randy and Jassie that ends with a facial.

Also on the box cover is a description of brunette Celeste Dea as “a hot, full-bodied woman…18 and already gone through childbirth…I believe women are more beautiful after childbirth.” Ed, tell the truth. You were very hard-up for actresses and you settled on this fat, unattractive, overly-eyeshadowed, flabby-titted, unshaven whore with terrible stretch marks. Her interview with Ed made her sound dumber than a rock. She and Ed go through the motions, during which she looks like she’d rather be scratching her eyes out with broken glass. So would I. The facial can’t save this horrendous scene.

Sorry, Ed, but I’m gonna have to leave you on the shelves forever. As long as you insist on inserting yourself into each scene, talking non-stop during the action, distracting the viewer with your picture taking, replaying cumshots from two angles, and moaning like a three-year-old when you pop, I’ll pass. This is porn at its worse.