Jade Hsu Interactive Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  9/19/2007

Summary: Jade Hsu interactive is a boring film where you get to chose from a handful of actions to watch Jade perform. We get a strip tease, a masturbation, some foot fetish, a blow job and some sex. It’s like a porn with chapter breaks accept just one woman who is lost and uninspired. I don’t know if all Interactives are this poor but there is little to be gained from this other than Jade herself.

Expectations: I’ve never watched an interactive flick before but I imagine this is going to be the sexual equivalent of a choose your own adventure. I’m hoping that we have multiple camera angles because with out that I think this might get boring.

Heading Out: This is amongst the worst porn that I have ever had made the mistake of putting into my DVD player. The setting is a stale white bed with white wall and white curtains. Jade gives a half assed, strip tease, moans while removing her toe nail polish and asking if we like her sexy feet, gives a foot job to a guy who somehow manages to remain off camera. She goes on give a blow job, give the basics of sex with two missionaries, a doggie and a reverse cowgirl and lack luster bonus of a photo gallery and an interview.