Cytherea Falls Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  6/27/2006

“Cytherea Falls” is packaged in possibly the most misleading box cover in porn history. And the movie ain’t much better.

What do the phrases “The Ultimate in Squirting” and “Squirt-A-Thon!” conjure up to you? Personally, I thought it would be non-stop, wall-to-wall squirting from all the performers. Well, it isn’t, as Cytherea is the only girl to do the squirting thing. Granted, she does it 10-12 times in her lone, 21-minute scene, but that hardly makes a two-hour flick a “Squirt-A-Thon.”

Okay, it’s the porn industry and we should just accept the hype and move on. That would be fine, except aside from Cytherea’s romp, there’s nothing of value here. The other five non-squirting, unidentified, below-average looking girls barely got my attention. There’s a two girl/two guy scene in a pool, and three one-on-one’s. The final girl does anal. Not a facial in the bunch.

So, not only do we NOT know who fucked and sucked in the final four scenes, we don’t really care. That’s not a good endorsement.

There are a Photo Gallery, Trailers, and a Cumshot Loop among the sparse extras.