Sodomania 37 Review

Reviewed by Adlion944  on  5/12/2003

This won't be a full review, just a warning to Veronica Vanoza fans who buy this DVD based on her very prominent position on the cover.

Remember when Star Wars - Episode One hit theaters? Remember how big all the merchandising was for Darth Maul? His face was huge on the movie posters. Action figures, comic books, books, etc. The marketing people knew Darth Maul was cool. Too bad George Lucas didn't. Darth Maul had about 4 minutes of screen time.

Patrick Collins duplicated the same effect with Veronica Vanoza.

Despite plastering her face all over the DVD box, the DVD itself, the DVD menu, the opening credits - she has a 5 minute shower tease, gives a 30 second blow job and gets fucked missionary for 1 minute with a tit cumshot. That's the extent of her appearance.

In the credits, it shows her fucking reverse cowgirl. This footage ain't in the actual scene. The back cover of the DVD shows a similar reverse cowgirl photo. Not in the movie.

This is bullshit stuff and I want my money back.

By the way, the rest of the movie is horrible, too. Ugly hags with broken English. Plus a dirty, gross old pirate who gets flushed in the face by a toilet.

Great porn, Patrick Collins. You should be proud.