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STARRING: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Kirsty Waay, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria & Zing Dean, with Chuck Martino, Frank Towers, Steve Hatcher & T.T. Boy. (Performer ID may be inaccurate as there were no credits.)
I got Prime Cuts Presents: Snatch Adams free from a retailer and if I could I would give it back. This cheap and nasty compilation was released in 1999 by Metro and features scenes from the mid ‘90s. Bad ones, if you hadn’t guessed by the title.
Scene 1). T.T. Boy with a big-nosed, small-breasted brunette, who kept her eyes closed for most of the scene (sensible choice). The sex was incredibly boring and featured more robotic pumping than ... well, something that has a lot of robotic pumping.
Scene 2). The lovely Stacy Valentine (pre-implant) with a very ugly guy. Although I like Stacy a lot, the sex was bad, the filming worse, and the guy was frightfully ugly.
Scene 3). Steve Hatcher with an unattractive brunette (with a large tattoo on her left tit). The sex was very bad; Steve jizzes in and by her mouth.
Scene 4). Frank Towers has sex with an attractive, enthusiastic blonde. Surprisingly, this scene wasn’t a complete disgrace. The filming was fairly incompetent and over-exposed in parts, but was decent in some places and ended with Towers splooging the blonde’s nice soft tits.
Scene 5). Kaitlyn Ashley and T.T. Boy have fantasy sex next. Kaitlyn looked pretty good here and screws with T.T. until he cums on her stomach.
Scene 6). Between Chuck with Billy Ray Cyrus hair, the scary old headmistress and the portraits of US presidents on the wall, this scene was quite disturbing. Chuck services all the lady’s holes, then cums on her face and wipes his dick with an American flag.
Scene 7). Jasmin St. Claire has sex with Tom Byron. This was another very bad scene, including anal sex and Byron shooting a large load on Jasmin’s face.
Surprisingly (painfully so at times), the video quality was excellent considering the age of the source material. There were chapter stops for each scene but no extras of any sort. Overall, this compilation is the honest standard by which bad porn should be judged. Were it not for the fourth scene and Kaitlyn’s looks, it would have scored zero. |
