Sinfully Yours: Brittany Review

Running Time: 15 min.

Production Date: November 1999

Director: None credited

Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels

Initial Expectations: Digital Lust brings to mind a few common words such as liars, inept, Clinton (oops, that’s a little redundant, isn’t it!), and scum. I think I might be peeking through my fingers here to see just how wrong they do Brittany.

Initial Reaction: Run away from it like you would if it were Gray Davis wanting to balance your checkbook.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Brittany Andrews and anybody wondering how to not do an interactive DVD

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can

Audio /Video Quality: The audio in the scene isn’t too bad. It has an okay balance, but you get to hear the stars get directions from the crew and see them react to each other. The audio for the interactive portion sucks, to say the least. The video isn’t too bad. It’s nicely lit and although it has a little grain, it isn’t much worse than VHS.

Music: None

False Advertising: Yes, a Digital Lust DVD without false advertising is like a sandwich without Miracle Whip. Surprisingly there isn’t much here this time. The only real offender is a line that claims an original soundtrack which is “A sensual aural delight that enhances the on-screen action”. To me this means music, of which there’s none during any sex scene on the DVD that I could find. The closest I could find to this meaning anything was the how horribly the audio was dubbed in the interactive part, and the only way this could be a delight is if you get turned on by hitting the mute button on the remote.

Menus: The main menu is simple, but somehow likeable.

The Feature: Sinfully Yours: Brittany is Digital Lust’s attempt at an interactive sex simulator DVD. You get a scene that’s to set up the interactive portion, as well as an interactive section.

Brittany starts out answering the door and welcoming you, played by Ian Daniels, in after winning the Pixis contest where you get to have sex with a porn star. Brittany wraps her big fat titties around Ian’s cock, as well as her lips, taking the cock into her throat and giving some great eyes. Ian licks and fingers Brittany’s pierced bald beaver in return before spooning her. They work through a few other positions before Ian fucks Brittany’s tities and pops on them and her neck.

This scene seems to scream about what might have been. Ian and Brittany work well together, and seem to have nice chemistry as well as nice energy. Unfortunately, the cameraman never looks like he got past the gyno-cam section of porno school, and you barely get to see anything other than that. Brittany’s pretty face is a rarity in the scene, and I don’t think I ever saw both her face and the penetration at the same time. This scene shows why the fast forward button was invented.

You also have an interactive option, which is referred as the TFUI (Touch Feel User Interface). This is basically the same train wreck that Pixis (which as far as I know is just another name for Digital Lust and SinTec) used for the horrible Virtual Sexbot: Aki. You’re given a picture of Brittany, and then you pick where you want to go on her body, selecting it with a large purple box, and then pick what you want to do with a series of icons on the right side of the screen. The scenes include standard things like have her suck your cock, strip down, play with toys and your fingers, fuck, and of course, take a pop shot.

It all sounds simple, but it’s horrible and a clusterfuck of an interactive title. The icons are poorly done so that you don’t really have an idea what anything’s going to do. Although it looks simple, it’s even a bugger to navigate through! There are three levels, and I think the only way you get from level to level is to do everything. Therefore, if you want to go directly to fucking Brittany, you can’t! Luckily, in that case, you can work through the scenes quickly. The doggie style fucking is the longest segmen, going over a minute, but the rest of them don’t hit thirty seconds. To make matters worse for those who want to just sit back and watch something like Brittany putting her great oral skills to work, the segments don’t loop. So every thirty seconds you’re going to be back at the menu telling Brittany to get back on her knees. Finally, a couple sections have multiple angles, but they’re not always true. If you try the alternate angle when Brittany’s in reverse cowgirl, you go to standard cowgirl! It’s ridiculous! This is one of the worst interactive interfaces I have ever seen!

Sinfully Yours: Brittany is a decent idea that went about as wrong as Vince Foster’s final investigation. Brittany is one heck of a babe and seems like she’d be a perfect choice for an interactive feature. She looks like she plays to the camera nicely during the interactive feature, but the technical aspects of the interface make it one of the worst I’ve ever seen. The plain sex scene is better, but not much as it’s shot almost completely with gyno-cam. It’s all really too bad because I think Brittany has a good following, at least I know that I was darn happy to have the chance of watching an interactive title with her! Sinfully Yours: Brittany is sinful, and not in the fun way either.

Extras: The photo gallery lasts just over three quarters of a minute with about five seconds per very nice looking snapshot. There’s also about a minute of bloopers, which consists of a bit of Ian and Brittany talking during the shoot, a few faces during Brittany’s photo shoot, and a yawn.

Themes: Straight, interactive, tit-fuck, and toys

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: 100%

Overall: Currently, Sinfulyl Yours, Brittany can be found online for between about $5 and $23 with a few stores offering it for under about $10. The only good thing about this DVD is the photo gallery, which captures Brittany Andrews at her absolute sexiest. Other than that, the scene lacks and the interactive portion sucks. Skip this one!

Note to Digital Lust / SinTec: I really wish that I could say that I’m happy you’ve improved since this DVD was released, but after seeing how badly you messed up Virtual Sexbot: Aki for New Machine I guess we know that isn’t going to happen.

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