Mario's Raunchy Road Trip 1: Booty Babes Review

Running Time: 115 min.

Production Date: 02 / 2000

Director: Freddy Finger

Cast: “Super” Mario, Dirty Dog, Georgette Neale, Ria Carlisle, Beth, Vicky, and Willster in a non-sex role

Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one scares me. I think it might be due to the ego of a guy who puts the word “Super” in front of his name.

Initial Reaction: I guess it’s not too bad other than Mario makes Ed Powers look humble and charming.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting porn that focuses on egotistical guys

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants porn focusing on women, that’s tastefully edited, or that’s an anal and D.P. spunkfest

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and much of the dialogue seemed just muddy enough that when combined with a British accent I couldn’t understand it. There’s a fair amount of camera shakes, extreme close-ups, and shots where you can’t see any of the real action. The biggest problem with the technical aspects is an bar across the bottom of the screen that’s off from the rest of the screen and is constantly moving.

Music: There’s a little music with a techno feel, but it comes and goes throughout the movie. It’s normally a bit on the loud side, and occasionally annoying.

Menus: The menus are pretty standard here. The main menu is unanimated and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

False Advertising: The cover claims that this isan anal and DP Spunkfest. The first anal sex occurs in the penultimate scene roughly seventy minutes into the movie, with the DP following a few minutes later! There’s a little anal and DP action in the final scene as well, but I don’t think there’s a full ten minutes of anal and DP action in the entire movie! Sorry, but I don’t think this comes close to fulfilling the anal and DP Spunkfest cover claim, nor the hinting at a strong anal presence with a title like Booty Babes, and I’m deducting a half point from the overall score because of it.

The Feature: Men have different responses to getting a minivan. Many start saying that Celine Dion and Cher are very talented, and even start singing along with their songs. I had one guy try to deny his loss of manhood to me by telling me that their minivan is almost like having a truck because he can fit a tiller in it. Mario, however, decides to have a road trip with a lot of sex in order to try and prove he has some testosterone left in his body, and invites a couple buddies and a couple spunk bunnies along for the ride.

Mario starts things off licking little dirty blonde fuck-bunny Ria Carlisle’s pussy and ass before letting her return the favor on his manhood. He fucks her pussy a little before letting her suck and stroke him until he pops in the air. It’s a disappointing first scene that feels very amateurish, and not in the good way. Much of the interaction with Mario is between him and his buddy with the camera joking back and forth, and there were times I’m not sure if he even realized he was with a woman!

Georgette Neale shows up at the hotel room later, eager to get it on with Ria. They get it on with each other, Mario, and Dirty Dog a little before breakfast arrives and they quit to go for a drive. Dirty Dog gets a little head and titty-fucking from Georgette as they go down the road, before Ria joins in. The three of them work each other over orally as they go down the road with Mario behind the wheel stroking himself as he drives. Dirty Dog gets to fuck each of the girls, starting with Georgette, and then giving them a nice facial before the girls finish things up kissing. It’s an okay scene, but goes on way too long before getting to any sex, and then the sex is way too broken up.

Mario gives it to Georgette as they stop by a beach. He goes directly to fucking her as they step off a path, and then head into the bushes when they start to get a little attention. Georgette gives Mario a little oral action before fucking him again. They work through a couple positions before Georgette takes Mario’s love loogie on her tongue and swallows some down. It’s another average scene that has a bit of fun but is held back by Mario’s ego.

Ria and Dirty Dog head for the showers next. They kiss before he starts boning her from behind. She breaks to suck his cock a bit, and finishes things taking most of his pop in her mouth before they get back into the shower. Ria and Mr. Dog seem to enjoy themselves, but Mario’s mouth brings things down again. Mario gets a little action from Ria after she gets out of the shower, taking her in a couple positions, before Mario and Georgette head into the shower for a little more play. This entire sequence was completely forgettable.

Georgette and Ria get busy in their hotel room before they’re joined by Dirty Dog and Mario. They work through a few common positions before they actually get into a little anal. Ria takes it in her ass as well as taking the double penetration, and Georgette works on Mario’s ass a little while he fucks Ria’s. Georgette gets a little anal and DP action in as well, and after a little more ass fucking for each of them, the girls share Mario’s pop. This time Georgette doesn’t swallow it down, and instead keeps it so she and Ria can swap it back and forth and blow a few cum bubbles. They make their way over to Dirty Dog, who finally pops on Georgette’s ass and lets Ria lick it up. It’s a pretty hot scene, and I think works pretty well due to Mario deciding to shut up and fuck for most of the scene, as well as focusing on the women overall. There’s some definite heat here, and it helps this become the best scene in the movie!

Finally, Mario and company gets rid of Ria and replaces her with Vicky, a hot blonde, and Beth, an average looking redhead. They convince the girls to come back to the studio with them, where Georgette takes them both on with the help of a few toys. Sadly, Mario and Dirty Dog get into it also, and after a bit of fucking, give Georgette a double vag! Vicky, however, only takes it in the snatch, and finishes up the scene sharing Dirty Dog’s facial with Georgette. Beth tries to stay out of it, but Georgette draws her in to get into the fun. Beth gets the last bit of action from Mario, and lets him pop on her ass while Georgette and Vicky watch. It’s a decent ending to the scene and the movie, with the exception of showing Mario and his raging idiot ego at the end.

Mario’s Raunchy Road Trip 1: Booty Babes is a decent idea that might have worked a lot better without “Super Mario”, and has many other problems. Mario holds the entire movie back for me. He seems extremely egotistical, and I hated him before the second sex scene even started. He seems to feel the need to laugh at himself constantly, and normally has a dopey look on his face like he just pumped the neighbor’s cat. Since he’s a big part of the entire movie, this didn’t help me get into the movie at all. Before I was an hour into the movie, I was hitting the fast forward button because he annoyed me so much that it was either that or taking a hammer to my screen. This is a completely personal judgement, so if you find Mario amusing or charming, you’ll probably love the movie. The editing was just as big of a problem for me. It tries to be artistic, and instead brought things crashing down. It tries giving flashes to the what’s going to happen, but does so at such odd times that I couldn’t get into many of the scenes. The camera work also disappointed me, and almost always left me wanting to see a different angle or view than what I was being shown. That isn’t to say that the entire movie is a waste. Ria and Vicky are okay, but Georgette is hot and has such enthusiasm that I couldn’t dislike her. There’s also a bit of a fun Shane’s World-esque type feeling to some of the movie that helps it out, but Mario’s ego drowned it out so bad that I couldn’t enjoy it much of the time. Mario’s Raunchy Road Trip 1: Booty Babes strikes me as a very hit or miss type feature, and left me wishing I would have caught a ride on the bus instead.

Extras: Contact information and a nice looking two minute twenty second photo gallery with about seven seconds per full screen photo.

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female and female > male), lesbian, group, spanking, titty-fucking, public sex, swallowing, anal, DP, male anal insertion, cum swapping, toys, and DV

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

Overall: Currently, Mario’s Raunchy Road Trip 1 can be found online for between $17 and $28 with a few stores offering it near the low end. Don’t even think of paying this much for this DVD. There’s some decent sex, but Mario annoyed the heck out of me the entire time. The technical aspects and editing also left a bit to be desired for me, and there isn’t anything worth mentioning for extras.

Note to VCA: If this is typical for the Mario’s Raunchy Road Trip series, I hope you kept your receipt so you can trade him in for anyone else!

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