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Reviews of Rusty Nails [I] (male) Movies (11)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Steve Holmes, Ramon Nomar, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Maya Bijou, Chloe Temple, Paisley Porter, Naomi Swann
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Eddie Powell, Paul Woodcrest
Release date: 10/8/2019
Previews: Previews
Daddy's Creampie review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Eddie Powell and Paul Woodcrest co-direct this release for Digital Sin in which these stepfathers are more than happy to cum inside their daughters. They have a very comely cast in this one including Naomi Swann, Paisley Porter, Chloe Temple and Maya Bijou. [read the full review]
review from 9/21/2020:
Eddie Powell and Paul Woodcrest co-direct this release for Digital Sin in which these stepfathers are more than happy to cum inside their daughters. They have a very comely cast in this one including Naomi Swann, Paisley Porter, Chloe Temple and Maya Bijou. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Nick Manning, Mark Zane, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Henrique, Eric John, Dick Chibbles, Dirk Styles, Chad Diamond, Alex Jones, Chad White, Filthy Rich, Tony Martinez, Adriana Chechik, Romeo Mancini, Flynt Dominick, Ezra Grey, Jamie Stone
Studio: Anatomik Media
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes
Release date: 9/1/2014
Previews: Previews
Thirst for Cum review summaries:
fu_q's
What could be better than the stunningly gorgeous, brunette superstar and reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year, Adriana Chechik, starring in a video? How about that same Adriana Chechik with 15+ cocks in her mouth...sucking the seed out of each and every one of them...starring in a video? Such is the offering that is "Thirst for Cum", an exceptional, blow-bang release from Anatomik Media featuring the starlet-supreme of the past few years. [read the full review]
review from 8/16/2017:
What could be better than the stunningly gorgeous, brunette superstar and reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year, Adriana Chechik, starring in a video? How about that same Adriana Chechik with 15+ cocks in her mouth...sucking the seed out of each and every one of them...starring in a video? Such is the offering that is "Thirst for Cum", an exceptional, blow-bang release from Anatomik Media featuring the starlet-supreme of the past few years. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
Thirst for Cum features up and cumming superstar Adriana Chechik in 17 man blow bang extravaganza. [read the full review]
review from 9/11/2014:
Thirst for Cum features up and cumming superstar Adriana Chechik in 17 man blow bang extravaganza. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Anthony Rosano, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Rilynn Rae, Evi Fox, Emily Austin, Belle Noire
Studio: Devil's Film
Release date: 6/10/2013
Previews: Previews
Boffing The Babysitter 16 review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a hot little piece of babysitter smut. Belle Noire, Emily Austin, Evi Foxx, and Rilynn Rae, each turn out a solid scene, and there's a nice little lead-in for each scene to start the chemistry. The technical aspects are nicely done, but sadly the lack of care towards the extras holds back the overall release. This is a hot smut flick that knows how to focus on its subject to make things work well. [read the full review]
review from 7/22/2013:
This is a hot little piece of babysitter smut. Belle Noire, Emily Austin, Evi Foxx, and Rilynn Rae, each turn out a solid scene, and there's a nice little lead-in for each scene to start the chemistry. The technical aspects are nicely done, but sadly the lack of care towards the extras holds back the overall release. This is a hot smut flick that knows how to focus on its subject to make things work well. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jerry, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Tommy Pistol, Ralph Long, Liv Revamped, Sabrina Taylor, Alexa Rydell, Morgan Brooke, Sierra Sanders, Aubrey Sky
Studio: Skow Digital
Directed by: B. Skow
Release date: 9/19/2012
Previews: Previews
Model House Invasion review summaries:
fu_q's
Director B. Skow peels back the facade of the porno illusion in "B. Skow's Model House Invasion", a very good production from Skow Digital. In essence, this flick takes on a reality / documentary feel, as Skow heads over to a model house for an entire day to shoot the young women who live there. Not only is he interested in getting to know them and seeing how they live, but he's also there to bring in a cadre of guys to put them through their carnal paces. [read the full review]
review from 11/19/2012:
Director B. Skow peels back the facade of the porno illusion in "B. Skow's Model House Invasion", a very good production from Skow Digital. In essence, this flick takes on a reality / documentary feel, as Skow heads over to a model house for an entire day to shoot the young women who live there. Not only is he interested in getting to know them and seeing how they live, but he's also there to bring in a cadre of guys to put them through their carnal paces. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Decker, Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Roxanne Hall, Inari Vachs, Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Mandi Frost, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Carmen Luvana, Lezley Zen, Barrett Blade, Steven French, Cytherea, Holly Wellin, Sammie Rhodes, James Deen, Tyra Banxxx, Todd Driller, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Svytlana Pulse, Crissy Cums, Derrick Pierce, Franchezca Valentina, Isis Love, Stormy, Sammi Rhodes, Francezca
Studio: Adam & Eve
Release date: 1/31/2008
Big O Box Set, The review summaries:
C Los'
This is a compilation of some awesome Adam and Eve scenes. Long movie with awesome scenes and some Killer Orgasms!!! [read the full review]
review from 1/15/2009:
This is a compilation of some awesome Adam and Eve scenes. Long movie with awesome scenes and some Killer Orgasms!!! [read the full review]
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Lexington Steele, Tommy Gunn, John West, Eric Masterson, Annika, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Lexi Lamour, Talon, Ana Nova, Tyler Knight, Mia Bangg, Harmony Rose, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Flower Tucci, Roxetta, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Kylie G. Worthy, Austyn Moore, Derrick Pierce, Trent Saluri, Phil Harvey, Katja Kassin
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 9/19/2006
Tailgunners (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
Daigoro's
TailgunnersAdam & Eve Starring: Carmen Luvana, Austyn Moore, Kylie Ireland, Flower Tucci, Ana Nova, Vanessa Lane, Katja Kassin, Mia Bangg, Harmony, Veronica Hart, Roxette, Kylie Worthy, Lexi Lamour, Annika Directed By: Nick OrleansFEATURE: With twelve scenes and a bonus disc including a behind the scenes and two extra scenes this disc has a lot to offer. I am a fan of a handfull of the performers and with a list of people this long so should everyone else. Set in 1944 during WWII with great costumes and sets the plot is more than watchable. There are a few parts of the plot that I found offensive, like President Roosevelt feeling up women and his wife boning every dude in the white house. After watching the film I realized that all of the positive aspects don't really make up for the faults. This DVD has all the faults I find with most Adam & Eve features: fake performances, short scenes with short segments, camera work and editing that are average at best, and a general lack energy and continuity in the sex. This is pornography and the sex should be the best part. [read the full review]
review from 11/15/2006:
TailgunnersAdam & Eve Starring: Carmen Luvana, Austyn Moore, Kylie Ireland, Flower Tucci, Ana Nova, Vanessa Lane, Katja Kassin, Mia Bangg, Harmony, Veronica Hart, Roxette, Kylie Worthy, Lexi Lamour, Annika Directed By: Nick OrleansFEATURE: With twelve scenes and a bonus disc including a behind the scenes and two extra scenes this disc has a lot to offer. I am a fan of a handfull of the performers and with a list of people this long so should everyone else. Set in 1944 during WWII with great costumes and sets the plot is more than watchable. There are a few parts of the plot that I found offensive, like President Roosevelt feeling up women and his wife boning every dude in the white house. After watching the film I realized that all of the positive aspects don't really make up for the faults. This DVD has all the faults I find with most Adam & Eve features: fake performances, short scenes with short segments, camera work and editing that are average at best, and a general lack energy and continuity in the sex. This is pornography and the sex should be the best part. [read the full review]
dandaman's
Tailgunners (Adam & Eve) Studio: Adam & Eve Category: Anal , Feature film Director: Nick Orleans Starring: Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Lexington Steele, Tommy Gunn, John West, Eric Masterson, Annika, Harmony, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Lexi Lamour, Talon, Anna Nova, Katja Kassin, Tyler Knight, Mia Bangg, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Flower Tucci, Roxetta, Rusty Nails, Kylie Worthy, Austyn Moore, Derrick Pierce, Trent Saluri, Phil Harvey and thirteen more Peremptory Synopsis If I keep watching features like this, I probably will finish two or three reviews from here till the AEE show in January. Also I'm not qualified to do the feature reviews, actually I'm not qualified to do any review at all. Adam and Eve keep getting the budget extended to do nice quality products like this. You will tell me that as you remember the features present hard to watch sex, very mild and blah, blah, blah, but let me tell you that this is not the case here. I was excited for at least ten of the 12 scenes. [read the full review]
review from 11/1/2006:
Tailgunners (Adam & Eve) Studio: Adam & Eve Category: Anal , Feature film Director: Nick Orleans Starring: Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Lexington Steele, Tommy Gunn, John West, Eric Masterson, Annika, Harmony, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Lexi Lamour, Talon, Anna Nova, Katja Kassin, Tyler Knight, Mia Bangg, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Flower Tucci, Roxetta, Rusty Nails, Kylie Worthy, Austyn Moore, Derrick Pierce, Trent Saluri, Phil Harvey and thirteen more Peremptory Synopsis If I keep watching features like this, I probably will finish two or three reviews from here till the AEE show in January. Also I'm not qualified to do the feature reviews, actually I'm not qualified to do any review at all. Adam and Eve keep getting the budget extended to do nice quality products like this. You will tell me that as you remember the features present hard to watch sex, very mild and blah, blah, blah, but let me tell you that this is not the case here. I was excited for at least ten of the 12 scenes. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Synopsis World War 2 is the backdrop for this A&E blockbuster. The plot centers around Allied efforts to prevent the Germans from bombing Manhattan with their ultar-long range bomber, the ME-264. Too the chagrin of many, it is decided that female pilot/operative Austyn Moore is the best hope for foiling the German bombing mission. Will she succeed ? Will she fuck evil/sexy ' Argentinian Red Devil', Carmen Luvana ? Will gorgeous Kylie get dp'ed ? Will Flower squirt at some point ? Will there be anal sex, err, 'tail gunning' ??? Oh, I think you know ! The Cast Before listing the eye candy cast here, lemme just paint a picture... [read the full review]
review from 9/28/2006:
Synopsis World War 2 is the backdrop for this A&E blockbuster. The plot centers around Allied efforts to prevent the Germans from bombing Manhattan with their ultar-long range bomber, the ME-264. Too the chagrin of many, it is decided that female pilot/operative Austyn Moore is the best hope for foiling the German bombing mission. Will she succeed ? Will she fuck evil/sexy ' Argentinian Red Devil', Carmen Luvana ? Will gorgeous Kylie get dp'ed ? Will Flower squirt at some point ? Will there be anal sex, err, 'tail gunning' ??? Oh, I think you know ! The Cast Before listing the eye candy cast here, lemme just paint a picture... [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Domino, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Kelli Tyler, Scott Nails, Tory Lane, Taryn Thomas, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Derrick Pierce
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 6/3/2006
Carmen's Dirty Secrets review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Carmens Dirty Secrets is a couples-oriented feature that showcases Carmen Luvana and several other good good-looking stars. But it is, after all, an Adam and Eve production, so dont expect anything other than bland, monotonous sex. Carmen was one of the hottest performers in the jizz biz when she arrived on the scene five years ago. But the half-decade of sucking and fucking is apparently taking its toll on her enthusiasm. Shes in two scenes here and appears to be going through the motions much of the time. Shes still one of the prettiest faces in porn history. But theres nary a smile, snarl, or snicker on that beautiful face as she goes through the paces. Likewise, brunette stunner Taryn Thomas just doesnt seem to be all there as she wrestles with Derrick Pierce and Rusty Nails in the opening scene. Ive seen her light up an otherwise dreary scene in the past. But today, she just doesnt get into her anal, A2M, and facial. Domino does a completely forgettable girl-girl with Carmen before taking on Scott Nails. [read the full review]
review from 10/10/2006:
Carmens Dirty Secrets is a couples-oriented feature that showcases Carmen Luvana and several other good good-looking stars. But it is, after all, an Adam and Eve production, so dont expect anything other than bland, monotonous sex. Carmen was one of the hottest performers in the jizz biz when she arrived on the scene five years ago. But the half-decade of sucking and fucking is apparently taking its toll on her enthusiasm. Shes in two scenes here and appears to be going through the motions much of the time. Shes still one of the prettiest faces in porn history. But theres nary a smile, snarl, or snicker on that beautiful face as she goes through the paces. Likewise, brunette stunner Taryn Thomas just doesnt seem to be all there as she wrestles with Derrick Pierce and Rusty Nails in the opening scene. Ive seen her light up an otherwise dreary scene in the past. But today, she just doesnt get into her anal, A2M, and facial. Domino does a completely forgettable girl-girl with Carmen before taking on Scott Nails. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Charming, Cheyne Collins, Van Damage, Kimberly Kane, Felix Vicious, Julie Night, Sandra Romain, Melissa Lauren, Angela Stone, Jason Horne, Alicia Alighatti, Nicki Hunter, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Michelle Sweet, Katja Kassin
Studio: Sinsation Pictures
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Release date: 5/17/2006
Anal Sinsations review summaries:
picman's
Anal Sinsations Prologue The always hot Nicki Hunter graces the boxcover, but check out the rest of the cast listed on the back. Michelle Sweet, Angela Stone, Melissa Lauren, Katja Kassin, Felix Vicious, Kimberly Kane, Julie Night, Alicia Alighatti and Sandra Romain. That's a lot of firepower. I don't know anything about director Wesley Emerson, but I sure hope he doesn't waste all this talent. Michelle Sweet is pounding away at her laptop, telling her friend about her new acquaintances in LA. She starts with Melissa Lauren, seen in a clinch with Cheyne Collins and Evan Stone. They each suck a tit, then Melissa's kneeling between them doing a tandem bj. She buries her head in Cheyne's lap while Evan butters up her rear with his tongue. He enters the slick hole in doggy for some rotisserie action. Cut to spoon with Cheyne, Evan getting the oral favors. Doggy with Cheyne, Melissa nibbling at Evan's long, thin sausage. He gets another shot at pussy in mish. [read the full review]
review from 9/10/2006:
Anal Sinsations Prologue The always hot Nicki Hunter graces the boxcover, but check out the rest of the cast listed on the back. Michelle Sweet, Angela Stone, Melissa Lauren, Katja Kassin, Felix Vicious, Kimberly Kane, Julie Night, Alicia Alighatti and Sandra Romain. That's a lot of firepower. I don't know anything about director Wesley Emerson, but I sure hope he doesn't waste all this talent. Michelle Sweet is pounding away at her laptop, telling her friend about her new acquaintances in LA. She starts with Melissa Lauren, seen in a clinch with Cheyne Collins and Evan Stone. They each suck a tit, then Melissa's kneeling between them doing a tandem bj. She buries her head in Cheyne's lap while Evan butters up her rear with his tongue. He enters the slick hole in doggy for some rotisserie action. Cut to spoon with Cheyne, Evan getting the oral favors. Doggy with Cheyne, Melissa nibbling at Evan's long, thin sausage. He gets another shot at pussy in mish. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Wild, Felix Vicious, Lexi Lamour, Jack Lawrence, Vanessa Lane, Katrena Starr, Rusty Nails [I] (male)
Studio: High Def Erotica
Release date: 2/22/2006
Girls Gone Skiing review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
For you skiers out there, you know there are always hot chicks on the slopes and around the bars at the end of the ski day. Well, if you expect to see any of them in Girls Gone Skiing, youll enjoy a gnarly face plant more. In what may be a candidate for worst porn film of all time, there is an absolute dumbass plot, worse acting than in your standard junior high school production, and sex colder than the moguls on the mountain. There might be a total of two minutes of actual skiing action, and Sharon Wild looks like shes been on a few black diamond runs in her time. But the other girls (Katrena Star, Felix Vicious, and Vanessa Lane) are helpless and hopeless. Keep your finger on the FF button between sex scenes (and maybe during them also) to spare yourself the agony of the dialogue and storyline. Its almost painful to watch. As for the sex, there are three boy/girl scenes, one girl/girl, and the grand finale - a four-girl lezfest. Sharon takes a bit of an anal pounding, but aside from that the action is tame, repetitive, and uninspiring. [read the full review]
review from 6/7/2006:
For you skiers out there, you know there are always hot chicks on the slopes and around the bars at the end of the ski day. Well, if you expect to see any of them in Girls Gone Skiing, youll enjoy a gnarly face plant more. In what may be a candidate for worst porn film of all time, there is an absolute dumbass plot, worse acting than in your standard junior high school production, and sex colder than the moguls on the mountain. There might be a total of two minutes of actual skiing action, and Sharon Wild looks like shes been on a few black diamond runs in her time. But the other girls (Katrena Star, Felix Vicious, and Vanessa Lane) are helpless and hopeless. Keep your finger on the FF button between sex scenes (and maybe during them also) to spare yourself the agony of the dialogue and storyline. Its almost painful to watch. As for the sex, there are three boy/girl scenes, one girl/girl, and the grand finale - a four-girl lezfest. Sharon takes a bit of an anal pounding, but aside from that the action is tame, repetitive, and uninspiring. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, Kris Knight, Barrett Blade, Layla Rivera, Kris Slater, Eva Angelina, Keri Sable, Kirsten Price, Vivian West, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Sophia Sandobar
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 2/8/2006
Previews: Previews
But I'm With the Band review summaries:
fu_q's
But Im With The Band is a sexy, plot-driven film from Wicked Pictures that features then-contract star, Keri Sable, as a dedicated fan / groupie of a rock band fronted by Barrett Blade. Keriwho is in her relatively rare brunette modeis in top form in this production and really demonstrates why she so quickly rose to fame during her relatively short stint in the adult film industry. The plot revolves around her do-anything attitude to get into the show and to ultimately meet the bandwhich, after some ups and downsas well as some sucking and fuckingshe accomplishes in a manner that she could have never even dreamt of. In terms of the sex, Keri is featured in five of the eight sequences. To kick things off, she blows Kris Knight and takes a facial pop-shot to get into the show (Scene One; good). Later, she meets up with a fellow groupie, Kirsten Price, and knocks out a very good girl-girl sequence with her in a bathroom stall (Scene Three). [read the full review]
review from 6/10/2010:
But Im With The Band is a sexy, plot-driven film from Wicked Pictures that features then-contract star, Keri Sable, as a dedicated fan / groupie of a rock band fronted by Barrett Blade. Keriwho is in her relatively rare brunette modeis in top form in this production and really demonstrates why she so quickly rose to fame during her relatively short stint in the adult film industry. The plot revolves around her do-anything attitude to get into the show and to ultimately meet the bandwhich, after some ups and downsas well as some sucking and fuckingshe accomplishes in a manner that she could have never even dreamt of. In terms of the sex, Keri is featured in five of the eight sequences. To kick things off, she blows Kris Knight and takes a facial pop-shot to get into the show (Scene One; good). Later, she meets up with a fellow groupie, Kirsten Price, and knocks out a very good girl-girl sequence with her in a bathroom stall (Scene Three). [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Tommy Gunn, Syren, Anthony Hardwood, Jasmine Byrne, Brianna Love, Marcus London, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Veronica Stone, Ashley Gracie, Chris Slater, Kamela, Monica Breeze
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: James Avalon
Release date: 12/20/2005
Babes in Black review summaries:
LSBReviews'
Babes In Black Produced 10/05 Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com) 165 minutes Directed by: James Avalon Starring: Syren, Veronica Stone, Brianna Love, Ashley Gracie, Jasmine Byrne, Monica Breeze, Kamela, Sean Michaels, Tommy Gunn, John Strong, Marcus London, Rusty Nails, Anthony Hardwood and Kris Slater. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Feature film No Condoms Babes In Black is a two disc set feature film from Red Light District and director James Avalon. The plot is a porn parody of the mainstream film Men in Black starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Babes In Black "BIB" is an organization of ladies that hunt down and destroy aliens before they plant their alien seed to impregnate earth women. But the aliens are only vulnerable immediately after ejaculation. There are five sex scenes. The cast includes the return of sultry Asian starlet Syren. Syren performs some oral sex in the opening scene, plus she gets fucked and takes a weak facial from Kris Slater in the last scene, which is a mini orgy. [read the full review]
review from 1/23/2006:
Babes In Black Produced 10/05 Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com) 165 minutes Directed by: James Avalon Starring: Syren, Veronica Stone, Brianna Love, Ashley Gracie, Jasmine Byrne, Monica Breeze, Kamela, Sean Michaels, Tommy Gunn, John Strong, Marcus London, Rusty Nails, Anthony Hardwood and Kris Slater. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Feature film No Condoms Babes In Black is a two disc set feature film from Red Light District and director James Avalon. The plot is a porn parody of the mainstream film Men in Black starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Babes In Black "BIB" is an organization of ladies that hunt down and destroy aliens before they plant their alien seed to impregnate earth women. But the aliens are only vulnerable immediately after ejaculation. There are five sex scenes. The cast includes the return of sultry Asian starlet Syren. Syren performs some oral sex in the opening scene, plus she gets fucked and takes a weak facial from Kris Slater in the last scene, which is a mini orgy. [read the full review]
Kelly's
Title: Babes in Black Company: Red Light District Length: 165 minutes Release Date: December 20, 2005 Condoms: None Directed by: James Avalon BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: When it comes to tracking down aliens posing as hot male exotic dancers, the Babes In Black are on the job. Their objective: track em` down, fuck em' hard, and when they've been thoroughly de-spermed, fry em' into little hunks of sizzling goo. What a great job for a highly sexual, young woman who just wants to get wickedly fucked and move onto the next victim. And, she's doing her patriotic duty to boot. THE MOVIE: Well, no one is going to accuse James Avalon of being very timely with BIB: Babes in Black. His tale of a black-clad ultra-secretive agency devoted to insuring that the Earth is not infiltrated by malicious aliens, in this case ones that pose as male exotic dancers to impregnate human women, comes a bit too late. Its been almost 9 years since the release of Men in Black (1997) and three years since the release of its sequel. [read the full review]
review from 1/21/2006:
Title: Babes in Black Company: Red Light District Length: 165 minutes Release Date: December 20, 2005 Condoms: None Directed by: James Avalon BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: When it comes to tracking down aliens posing as hot male exotic dancers, the Babes In Black are on the job. Their objective: track em` down, fuck em' hard, and when they've been thoroughly de-spermed, fry em' into little hunks of sizzling goo. What a great job for a highly sexual, young woman who just wants to get wickedly fucked and move onto the next victim. And, she's doing her patriotic duty to boot. THE MOVIE: Well, no one is going to accuse James Avalon of being very timely with BIB: Babes in Black. His tale of a black-clad ultra-secretive agency devoted to insuring that the Earth is not infiltrated by malicious aliens, in this case ones that pose as male exotic dancers to impregnate human women, comes a bit too late. Its been almost 9 years since the release of Men in Black (1997) and three years since the release of its sequel. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
Babes in Black is an obvious spoof of the hollywood blockbuster Men in Black and is the fourth feature from James Avalon over at Red Light District. I still haven't seen Darkside, his first yet, but I suspect BiB to be his weakest feature. Let me tell you why. This movie is shot in HD and this is a problem when Veronica Stone is one of the leads in this movie. Veronica is a very cute girl with a great body that I love watching, but I certainly don't love watching her in HD. The HD reveals every flaw in her facial complexion or at least the vast amounts of makeup that tries to cover it. The storyline for those familiar with the hollywood movie is that aliens have infiltrated the earth conveniently in the form of male strippers and the Babes in Black are assigned to get rid of them. The only way time you can kill the aliens is right after they have sex with a special gun. [read the full review]
review from 1/20/2006:
Babes in Black is an obvious spoof of the hollywood blockbuster Men in Black and is the fourth feature from James Avalon over at Red Light District. I still haven't seen Darkside, his first yet, but I suspect BiB to be his weakest feature. Let me tell you why. This movie is shot in HD and this is a problem when Veronica Stone is one of the leads in this movie. Veronica is a very cute girl with a great body that I love watching, but I certainly don't love watching her in HD. The HD reveals every flaw in her facial complexion or at least the vast amounts of makeup that tries to cover it. The storyline for those familiar with the hollywood movie is that aliens have infiltrated the earth conveniently in the form of male strippers and the Babes in Black are assigned to get rid of them. The only way time you can kill the aliens is right after they have sex with a special gun. [read the full review]