Carmen's Dirty Secrets Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  10/10/2006

“Carmen’s Dirty Secrets” is a couples-oriented feature that showcases Carmen Luvana and several other good good-looking stars. But it is, after all, an Adam and Eve production, so don’t expect anything other than bland, monotonous sex.

Carmen was one of the hottest performers in the jizz biz when she arrived on the scene five years ago. But the half-decade of sucking and fucking is apparently taking its toll on her enthusiasm. She’s in two scenes here and appears to be going through the motions much of the time. She’s still one of the prettiest faces in porn history. But there’s nary a smile, snarl, or snicker on that beautiful face as she goes through the paces.

Likewise, brunette stunner Taryn Thomas just doesn’t seem to be all there as she wrestles with Derrick Pierce and Rusty Nails in the opening scene. I’ve seen her light up an otherwise dreary scene in the past. But today, she just doesn’t get into her anal, A2M, and facial.

Domino does a completely forgettable girl-girl with Carmen before taking on Scott Nails. Carmen should take notes on this scene, as Domino shows considerable electricity and high voltage and seems drained at the end, which is the way all porn scenes should conclude.

After Carmen sleep-walks through her tag-team match with Rusty Nails and Derrick Pierce, Kelly Tyler and Tory Lane share Joey Ray in a decent, but hardly noteworthy scene.

The DVD Extras include two Bonus Scenes, both featuring Carmen. Watch these earlier scenes and you should see the difference between Carmen then and Carmen now.

Let’s hope she was just having a bad day!