Girls Gone Skiing Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  6/7/2006

For you skiers out there, you know there are always hot chicks on the slopes and around the bars at the end of the ski day. Well, if you expect to see any of them in “Girls Gone Skiing,” you’ll enjoy a gnarly face plant more.

In what may be a candidate for worst porn film of all time, there is an absolute dumbass plot, worse acting than in your standard junior high school production, and sex colder than the moguls on the mountain.

There might be a total of two minutes of actual skiing action, and Sharon Wild looks like she’s been on a few black diamond runs in her time. But the other girls (Katrena Star, Felix Vicious, and Vanessa Lane) are helpless and hopeless.

Keep your finger on the FF button between sex scenes (and maybe during them also) to spare yourself the agony of the dialogue and storyline. It’s almost painful to watch.

As for the sex, there are three boy/girl scenes, one girl/girl, and the grand finale - a four-girl lezfest. Sharon takes a bit of an anal pounding, but aside from that the action is tame, repetitive, and uninspiring. There are no facials.

Avoid this one like a patch of ice on the side of a steep run.