Teen Factor Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  12/8/2005

“Teen Factor” is another throw-away from Damaged Productions in Europe. Why do they even bother packaging this trash? Maybe it sells over there, but I doubt it will ever catch on in the U.S., where viewers tend to be very selective and expect a good product for their dollars.

Where to start…okay, only one of the six girls is even remotely close to being a teenager. The “star” (and I use that term loosely) is Bibian Norai, a blonde who might be old enough to have teens of her own.

I can’t tell you which girl is the youngest because, like most of Damaged’s products, there is no (zero, nada) attempt at identifying the performers. No director is credited, although I can’t blame the person responsible for this mess for seeking anonymity.

As usual with cheap Euro junk (as opposed to the classy films of companies like Private), the voice-overs are in pretty good English, but the dubbing of the performers’ voices reminds one of a typical conversation at Ellis Island.

To their credit, the girls (whoever they are) avoid perpetually staring at the camera, another Euro tradition I hate. There is some anal sex in a few scenes and a couple facials, but otherwise it tries to pass itself off as a “couples” flick complete with soft music and flowing curtains in the background.

The girls’ names (as listed on the box cover, are: Bibian Norai, Claudia Claire, Dragana Presley, Salma de Nora, Anastasia, and Lisa Lee. I would be only remotely interested in knowing which one was the blonde in the fifth scene. She was moderately attractive; the others are probably nice to their mothers.

I can summarize the quality of this DVD with this: one “scene” consists of a woman getting into a bathtub, soaping down her breast, then stepping out to dry off with a towel. Elapsed time: less than 2 minutes. Sex involved: none.

In my grading system, I automatically deduct a star when there is no proper id’ing of the performers, my personal war against sloppy studios. In this case, one from zero is still zero.

The DVD extras include a Photo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, Trailers, and Company info. No condoms were used.