Private Bukkake 6: Splash it All Over Review

Reviewed by Gunth  on  1/15/2006

First off, I would like to say that I am a very loyal Private fan, and I have always respected the company and their directors for making the best porn in the world. That being said, this movie may be the worst I've seen in my years watching porn.

It's hard trying to decide where to begin, but I guess to begin with I will say FALSE ADVERTISING. There were four girls in this movie and like 10 or so guys. At the end of the movie when it came time for the cum shots, each girl took 2 or 3 cum shots on the chest. NO FACIALS. I don't understand how Private can call this a Bukkake movie without facials.

Other gripes:
This movie was filmed with two cameras and a microphone. I know this because at all times the viewer could see the microphone and the other camera in the movie at all times. No editing, this was just a strait run through. One of the camera's had a decidedly orange tint, so half the movie had the performers looking like umpa lumpas.

There were four girls, and the camera tried to...focus is too strong of a word, lets just say that they tried to make sure all four were within the field of vision. There no individual attention. Made it really hard for the viewer to get into the scene. Especially since behind the four girls there were 10 guys trying to keep themselves hard. I still don't know if I watched gay porn or strait porn.

In the middle of the scene the girls went in for lesbian play, but again the camera shot was so wide that the 15 guys stroking themselves on the edge of the set were just as visible as the girls.

The whole movie you could here the director on the outside shouting directions, like non stop. Once or twice you could actually see him step in front of the camera.

There was no set up to the scene. The girls start off blindfolded and then the blindfolds come off and they start doing it. Usually like to see some set up where the girls talk a bit or masturbate, something to set the tone.

Girls weren't up to the usual private standards. Just some random English girls. The guys looked like they came off the street.

I know this review is harsh. I wrote it 24 hours ago and let it sit thinking i might come back and tone it down a little, but having come back to it, my original assessment stands.