Cougar Vs Cock Review

Running Time: 101 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: D. Lynch

Cast: Bridgette Lee, Maria Bellucci, Nikki Sexx, Violet Monroe, and Barry Scott

False Advertising: The boxcover claims that there is a behind the scenes featurette and trailers included on this release, neither of which exist. To me, this is one of the cases where it's worse than normal as it helps to make this look like a new release when it's in fact a compilation. Yes, this is a case when I deduct points from the overall score, but in this case it doesn't really matter.

Scene Breakdown:

What You Need to Know: Cougar Vs. Cock collects four previously released scenes from Sudden Impact titles and releases them together posing as a fresh release. There are few things that piss me off more than releases like this, as it's an obvious and deliberate attempt to deceive consumers. For this reason I'm not even dignifying this release with the screen captures I know many look for. Yes, there's a bit of decent action, which says a lot when you're dealing with a D-list mope like Barry in each and every scene, but there's nothing overly special here. Cougar Vs. Cock would be a fairly easy movie to pass by even if it weren't trying to swindle you out of your money.

The Extras: All you get is a three minute photo gallery and cumshot recaps.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: It's a compilation deliberately putting itself forward as a new release. There's absolutely no way I can justify anyone supporting that kind of business practice.

Note to D. Lynch Productions / Juicy Entertainment: You definitely made a memorable first impression with me...

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