Return of the MILFs Review

Running Time:
101 min.

Production Date:
Credited as 1 / 6 / 2014 but all scenes were originally released in the mid-2000's

Director:
None given

Cast:
Janet Peron, Kleopatra La Roux, Niki Dark, and Trinity
with
Choky Ice, George Reno, Leny Ewil, Martin Gun, Nick Lang, Ruka Stone, Thomas Crown, and Titus Steel

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks good, especially for the age of the scenes. The lighting is well done and the picture is pretty clear with a solid hand on the camera, but there are a few places that look more than a little soft.

False Advertising:
The cover lists Behind the Scenes among the features this DVD offers, making it appear that this is a fresh release. Not only is there no behind the scenes on the DVD that I could find, but the release is a compilation. With how often this has happened with Swank Digital's releases and how long it appears to have been since Swank Digital has put out an original release it's hard to not think of this as a deliberate attempt to mislead consumers rather than just a sloppy job.

The Movie:
Return of the MILFs collects four scenes previously released by Swank Digital.

What You Need to Know:
Return of the MILFs leaves me with mixed feelings. On one hand this is a pretty solid compilation. Yes, there's only four scenes here but the ladies are hot and they're not afraid to get a bit nasty. You get plenty of anal sex, facials, and even a little kinkiness mixed into the scenes with things like Janet starting her scene with Martin taking him across her knee to spank him. At the same time, this is a more than forgettable bare bones effort compilation. This release is the same price as most everything else out there today and not only is it only four scenes that don't even last two hours, but they're scenes that I've scene in at least one other release over the last year. This seems to be more than common for Swank, as I seem to remember seeing the same scene in three different releases in roughly a six month period on the compilations they were putting out under both their Swank Digital and Erotic Planet labels. To add to the lack of effort, all you get to identify the cast is the girl's first name. You're never told their full name, the name of any of the guys in the movie, or even where the scene originally came from in case you want to see more of the like. All this adds up to Return of the MILFs being a release that had the potential to be a pretty solid release, but instead comes out as a below average rental at best.

The Extras:
There's a few trailers and a photo gallery lasting about a minute and a half.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
Overly familiar scenes and a cover that appears to be attempting to deceive consumers makes this a release to pass by.

Note to Swank Digital:
There's no doubt you've put out some great scenes. It's too bad you can't do any new scenes and are just letting this label slip into being a mediocre compilation brand.

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