Amateur Assault Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  8/26/2011

Quickie Review time of Amateur Assault by Vince Vouyer Unleashed. I’m definitely a glutton for punishment as I constantly get seduced by the hot babe on the cover of a Vouyer product every several months or so. I’m proud to say this will be the last one I review because; point blank, I’m tired of wasting my time watching his releases and writing a crappy review so you don’t have to.

I will point out that the only thing that this release has going for it are the hot babes in it, notably, cover girl Veronica Rodriguez.

That being said, title says it all: Amateur Assault. First, it’s definitely amateur porn, and by that I don’t mean the girls being amateurs. I’m talking about the camera work. You’d think someone with Vince’s experience would have it down pat and know how to shoot a scene. In two words, No Fucking Way. Hell, my epileptic 13 year old niece in the middle of a seizure could hold the camera steadier than whoever is shooting here. Besides a constant jerky motion of the camera moving around, we have really sucky framing. I’m giving two examples then wrapping it up. First, in one scene we are treated to an extended full shot of Vince’s hairless body, with emphasis on his Pecs and the top of the girl’s head. The second is a shot where just the helmet of Vince’s cock barely pops into view on your scene and the girl then gives him head. So to recap, we have the back half of the girl’s head in the screen and in the rest of the shot is patio furniture.

The assault part of the title would be on your wallet if you even rent this release. Don’t bother.