Spinal Tap 10 Review

"Yea BOne, what's up bra?"

" Well, I wanted you to review this John E. Depth DVD called SPINAL TAP #10 except nothin' plays but the extras."

"Ain't that some shit."

"Well, I want you to watch 'em and I 'll let you get in a rap if ya want."

"Yea, I'll hit that for ya, BOne."

So, while rapper T. Pity works on his rap, I'll do my brief review of the extras for SPINAL TAP #10 (2011, DEF-Depth Entertainment Family) to at least explain the star ratings above.

Overall---1/2. There's not much fucking in the extras. Maybe a few seconds in the BTS.

Female looks---3. In the BTS, an obnoxious performer without make-up drops this rating.

Male looks---2. Depth looks fine but I don't know about these other guys rapping in a few lame videos.

Sex---1/2. Hey, it's a gonzo DVD. What good is it if the gonzo scenes don't play? A few moments of Depth and a few gals fucking in the BTS garnered the 1/2.

Plot/act---0. It's a gonzo DVD, which means I might have given it a 1/2 or 1 if I could have watched the actual scenes.

Extras---2. The BTS has a beautiful gal who stretches out a bit on a couch but since she doesn't appear on the DVD sleeve I'm not even giving her a shout-out here. It's mostly just chit-chat with John E. holding his dick in one hand. The two rap vids are pretty lame and the trailers had trouble playing, too.

Audio/video---3. Those extras look and sound fine. Claims to be Hi-Def on the DVD sleeve but I'm not so sure I can trust this DVD. The disc has SPINAL TAP #4 listed in its compliance statement.

"Okay, T-Pity, what you got for us?"

"There's John E. Depth wearin' glasses and dreads; he's holdin' his Anaconda; for all we know, on dis disc, he could-a fucked a fish called Wanda."