Teens on Cock Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  10/21/2010

I picked up Teens on Cock from Vince Vouyer Productions for a couple of reasons; first, my overall preferences for porn tend to lean towards the barely legal genre which this is, and also because it features newcomer Gigi Rivera.

My overall opinion is don’t bother with this load of crap as I really think Vince has lost his mind when it comes to putting out product for the consumer.

Seriously; Vince, what are you thinking? One would think that you, a decorated veteran of porn, would have a clue on how to make decent porn.

Gee, what are you talking about Rosco? Well it’s like this. Any semblance of heat generated by the hot young girls in this release is completely killed by the incessant white, “Vincevouyerteen.com” that pops up every 30 seconds on the screen, stays there for 5-10 seconds and then disappears. Seriously Vince, WTF is with that? We know we are watching a Vince Vouyer Production. It got to the point that I couldn’t even pay attention to what was on the screen because I started to get transfixed by the watermark popping up.

Pluses: Gigi Rivera and Jessie Andrews look real young.

Minuses: Aside from the overall mood killing and distracting watermark, other minuses are that Vince doesn’t bother to have Gigi take of any of her dress until 2/3 of the way through her scene, regardless of whether it’s blowjob only or not. Secondly, Vince feels that it’s okay to just stand over Gigi and jerk off from about a foot away leaving a few drops of baby batter here and there. Learn to aim Vince. Point of note, some of the other girls do take their shots from a closer distance.

Annoyance factor due to watermark coming and going (1-10): Off the charts.

Is it worth it? No, I suffered through this so you don’t have to.