Twisty Treats Review

Reviewed by Drewcifer  on  8/9/2010

This is my first brush with Twistys label and I have to tell you although the description and artwork looked promising for Twistys Treats I was ultimately disappointed. The cover boasted members only action, and cumshot recap of which I found neither to please my porno taste buds. Essentially this DVD provides Playboy caliber beauties with very brief masturbation scenes and pretty much straight-across-the-board fake orgasms by most of the girls. Even the always delicious Crissy Moran couldnt save this for me. So if youre a porno connoisseur who looking for something a little more than soft-core with beautiful women this is your DVD. Pretty disappointing for this reviewer.

Extras include: A lame photo gallery and a Behind the Scenes featurette (that lasts somewhere around 4mins). Almost bare-bonesvery lame.

Scene Breakdown by performer:

Crissy Moran
Que weird (and hardly boner inducing music) and the ever incredibly beautiful Crissy starts things off with a quick strip to nothing, and then shows us a close-up of her puckered asshole and spreads her perfect pussy for the camera. She fingerbangs her snatch and spanks her clit a little and then the scene just fades out. Things were just getting started, WTF! There is no audio other than the atrocious music as well. (sorry Crissy-you know I love you) 2 (out of 5) stars.

Carlie Banks
Carlie does a half-hearted strip and then gets to business with some fingerbanging on her pussy. Then she pulls out a red vibrator and give her little cute clit a buzz. Thanks to some audio (but still sounds like you’re in someone’s garage) she moans up to what may be a real orgasm, and sucks off her pussy juice just as the scene ends. Good but way too brief. 3 stars.

Bridgett
A very beautiful blonde take all too long to get naked and show us her stuff. She opens things up wide and hand-bangs (no thumb of course) her pussy until she seems to be getting really hot and ready to go and the scene abruptly ends. Of course it does…Thanks for the blu-balls Twisty’s. 2 stars

Ashlynn Brooke
Her scene takes place in a jail cell and she has various bondage gear laying around on the bed as if she’s really gonna stick around long enough to use it on herself. She strips and shows us her assets up close and personal before aggressively strumming on her clit and biting her lips for us. She really gives us a nice finger fucking scene, but just as she’s getting into it-the scene ends. 3 stars.

Jessica Difeo
Flashes and teases us with her delicious ass and pussy before lubing up her fingers to rub on the outside of her pussy/clit to a fake orgasmic sounding moan. Then the scene ends. 1 ½ stars.

Andie Valentino
Pretty hot brunette starts with tease and strip and then moves to some pretty aggressive clit rubbing until she may or may not have “come”. Scene ends. 1 star.

Sandee Westgate
Open with her basically naked in an Arabesque type setting. She teases us with her beautiful body and then whips out a pink vibrator which she plunges into her wanting pussy and twirls it around for like 30 seconds where the scene ends. Horrible wretched music plays destroying what little mood there was with no other audio. 1 star.

Heather Summer
Beautiful blonde with perfect tits strips in front of a fireplace and then rubs, fingers and spanks her snatch moaning like she’s really gonna cum for us (and maybe really does). This is actually quite good stuff, but ends even as she is still moaning for more. 3 stars.

Lindsay Marie
A beautiful Playboy-esque blonde, she is the only girl who gives an intro to the camera and then slowly strips and gives the camera a beautiful spread of her nether regions. She shows us more of her perfect pussy and ass and then thanks us for coming to visit her in her bedroom. Wow-lame. ½ star for the perfect body alone.

Heather Vandenven
Gorgeous strawberry brunette gives us the best tease/strip for us yet, before she teases her clit and straight-up fucks her pussy with a little purple vibrator. She pumps her pussy until she has an apparently fake orgasm, and then he scene abruptly ends. This is by far the best scene on the disc; with what we have been given that is. Heather is volcanically hot though. 3 ½ stars.

Brea Lynn
Another Playboy-like beauty with perfect tits dances around and strips until she winds up on the floor and diddles her wet pussy, moaning softly until she just sort of stops, and the scene ends. This scene is very well lit and the sound is very good-clooks as though it could’ve been a Playboy shoot if it weren’t for the fingering going on. Brea just wasn’t into it though for my money. 2 stars.

Meggan Malone
The scene opens with Meggan open-legged sitting in the shower and using a glass dildo to fuck her pussy with. She pumps her slit until she provides a series of quite possibly real orgasms. The action here is the hardest on this DVD and would be the most pleasant way to end this presentation. But Meggan, certainly attractive and into it, just didn’t seem to trip my trigger here, and of course it was too brief to get too excited. 3 stars.

Bottom Line: There is lots of great female masturbation porn out there-this is not it. An easy skip. Oh and a question for the Twisty’s people, how can there be a "cumshot recap" option when there’s way to access this feature? Here’s hoping this label can do alot better than this on future releases…