art patron has reviewed 10 adult movies .
art patron's Movie Reviews (10)
Totally Fucked (Addicted)
Release date: 5/25/2005
Reviewed on: 8/7/2012
Studio: Addicted
Starring: Angela, Crystal, Nikki Hot, Ariana Jollee, Lara Love, Emanuele Diniz, Abigail Fautini, Manuela Febroni, Ariane Manzolli
Directed by: Thomas Christ
Review brief: This is a difficult title to research or even find at most sites. On the plus side, the girl in the first scene, Manuella Febroni, is beyond cute. A gorgeous young brunette. And some of the other scenes feature attractive women. All the scenes feature multiple males and rough sex.
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Release date: 5/25/2005
Reviewed on: 8/7/2012
Studio: Addicted
Starring: Angela, Crystal, Nikki Hot, Ariana Jollee, Lara Love, Emanuele Diniz, Abigail Fautini, Manuela Febroni, Ariane Manzolli
Directed by: Thomas Christ
Review brief: This is a difficult title to research or even find at most sites. On the plus side, the girl in the first scene, Manuella Febroni, is beyond cute. A gorgeous young brunette. And some of the other scenes feature attractive women. All the scenes feature multiple males and rough sex.
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Teen Fantasy 2 (Elegant Angel 20 Hr. Box Set)
Release date: 2/3/2012
Reviewed on: 7/28/2012
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Tiana Lynn, Alektra Blue, Kristina Rose, Sadie West, Gracie Glam, Jessie Andrews
Review brief: An above average comp set, focusing on well known actresses early in their careers, with almost all the scenes one on one b/g encounters. There is one g/g scene, and one blow bang, versus forty one on one b/g scenes. Many scenes, perhaps less than half, include anal footage. At the prices this is available, it's a great bargain.
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Release date: 2/3/2012
Reviewed on: 7/28/2012
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Tiana Lynn, Alektra Blue, Kristina Rose, Sadie West, Gracie Glam, Jessie Andrews
Review brief: An above average comp set, focusing on well known actresses early in their careers, with almost all the scenes one on one b/g encounters. There is one g/g scene, and one blow bang, versus forty one on one b/g scenes. Many scenes, perhaps less than half, include anal footage. At the prices this is available, it's a great bargain.
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Unemployment Benefits
Release date: 5/24/2011
Reviewed on: 6/25/2012
Studio: Bluebird Films
Starring: Danny Mountain, Isis Love, Sindee Jennings, Madison Parker, Isis Taylor, ROMAN RYDER
Directed by: Marc Twain
Review brief: While the over-all idea of this film isn't novel (picking up girls on the street to "model"), the script is better than most, and they mix up the story-lines enough to make it more interesting than most similar films. While it's basically a very good gonzo-style flick under the thin veneer of story, having a little wit if refreshing. The scenes are well shot, and the cast is attractive and enthusiastic.
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Release date: 5/24/2011
Reviewed on: 6/25/2012
Studio: Bluebird Films
Starring: Danny Mountain, Isis Love, Sindee Jennings, Madison Parker, Isis Taylor, ROMAN RYDER
Directed by: Marc Twain
Review brief: While the over-all idea of this film isn't novel (picking up girls on the street to "model"), the script is better than most, and they mix up the story-lines enough to make it more interesting than most similar films. While it's basically a very good gonzo-style flick under the thin veneer of story, having a little wit if refreshing. The scenes are well shot, and the cast is attractive and enthusiastic.
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Blonde POV (Legend)
Release date: 4/6/2009
Reviewed on: 1/23/2011
Studio: Legend
Starring: Alexis Texas
Review brief: Poorly lit scenes, mostly from the POV Casting Couch series. This lousy effort at a comp disk has many shortcomings. The bookmarks don't line up with scenes, and seem random. The ladies are not attractively displayed, and the POV camera angles are so bad that at times it seems like an arm-pit cam. The editing is so sloppy that after one plain jane after another, a positively beautiful Jamie Elle pops up smiling with perfect make-up and skin tone, only to have her scene abruptly end after 20 seconds of interview. Turns out (she's a brunette, see) that they just left this in by accident after Simone Shiffer's scene. Glad I got this one as a freebie, as it would be terrible to have purchased it.
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Release date: 4/6/2009
Reviewed on: 1/23/2011
Studio: Legend
Starring: Alexis Texas
Review brief: Poorly lit scenes, mostly from the POV Casting Couch series. This lousy effort at a comp disk has many shortcomings. The bookmarks don't line up with scenes, and seem random. The ladies are not attractively displayed, and the POV camera angles are so bad that at times it seems like an arm-pit cam. The editing is so sloppy that after one plain jane after another, a positively beautiful Jamie Elle pops up smiling with perfect make-up and skin tone, only to have her scene abruptly end after 20 seconds of interview. Turns out (she's a brunette, see) that they just left this in by accident after Simone Shiffer's scene. Glad I got this one as a freebie, as it would be terrible to have purchased it.
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I Wanna Buttfuck Your Daughter 2
Release date: 9/2/2008
Reviewed on: 12/29/2010
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Lola [I] (ambiguous), Margo, Moonlight, Jane Dee, Kich, Lara Page, Timo Hardy, Cristal May
Review brief: Save your money! This series is much more expensive than very similar Devil's products, like Anal Teen Tryouts, and has no extra measure of charm whatsoever. Don't let the title fool you - there is no creativity in the set-ups at all - there isn't any dialog.
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Release date: 9/2/2008
Reviewed on: 12/29/2010
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Lola [I] (ambiguous), Margo, Moonlight, Jane Dee, Kich, Lara Page, Timo Hardy, Cristal May
Review brief: Save your money! This series is much more expensive than very similar Devil's products, like Anal Teen Tryouts, and has no extra measure of charm whatsoever. Don't let the title fool you - there is no creativity in the set-ups at all - there isn't any dialog.
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Teen Anal Nightmare 2
Release date: 5/26/2010
Reviewed on: 7/22/2010
Studio: West Coast Productions
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Wesley Pipes, L.T., Prince Yahshua, Carla Cox, Sabrina Sweet, Ice Cold, Ashli Orion, Gioia Biel, Amy Brooke
Directed by: Bishop, T.B.
Review brief: Despite its title, this movie is playful and is not without being too rough or degrading to its attractive female stars. While the "nightmare" seems to imply attack mode, it actually refers here to "dreams". It could be titled "Horny teen sexual fantasy dreams", but that doesn't have the same ring, I guess. The context makes a big difference - the girls are just "imagining" being used - and the setups are well done. All scenes include lots of anal sex.
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Release date: 5/26/2010
Reviewed on: 7/22/2010
Studio: West Coast Productions
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Wesley Pipes, L.T., Prince Yahshua, Carla Cox, Sabrina Sweet, Ice Cold, Ashli Orion, Gioia Biel, Amy Brooke
Directed by: Bishop, T.B.
Review brief: Despite its title, this movie is playful and is not without being too rough or degrading to its attractive female stars. While the "nightmare" seems to imply attack mode, it actually refers here to "dreams". It could be titled "Horny teen sexual fantasy dreams", but that doesn't have the same ring, I guess. The context makes a big difference - the girls are just "imagining" being used - and the setups are well done. All scenes include lots of anal sex.
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Anal Seduction 3 (Hustler)
Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 11/12/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Nikki Montana, Tina Wagner, Asmaret, Anastasia Christ, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Attractive cast, somewhat fuzzy soft-focus picture, and the most annoying music ever to grace a porno film.
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Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 11/12/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Nikki Montana, Tina Wagner, Asmaret, Anastasia Christ, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Attractive cast, somewhat fuzzy soft-focus picture, and the most annoying music ever to grace a porno film.
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P.O.V.ersions
Release date: 5/22/2005
Reviewed on: 11/7/2008
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Tiffany Taylor, Amber Peach, Christie Lee, Hillary Scott, Alec Knight, Brooke Haven, Jay Lassiter, Trevor Thompson, Mysti May
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: This movie is a lot of fun, a rare combination of amusing setups and great tease leading up to intense, well filmed hardcore. Misty's scene is the most playful of all, one of the best "hitchhiker" scenes ever. Brooke Haven and Christie Lee, as interrupted lesbians who gradually take more and more interest in a detected voyeur, is smoking hot. As is Tiffany Taylor's scene, as she goes to confront a neighbor who observed her sunbathing, and transitions to seductress. (She might come back for another fuck, but stay out of the bushes!) Hillary Scott wraps up in a (for her) typical and effective 3-way. Heat and humor. And currently available for about three bucks. Four out of six scenes include anal.
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Release date: 5/22/2005
Reviewed on: 11/7/2008
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Tiffany Taylor, Amber Peach, Christie Lee, Hillary Scott, Alec Knight, Brooke Haven, Jay Lassiter, Trevor Thompson, Mysti May
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: This movie is a lot of fun, a rare combination of amusing setups and great tease leading up to intense, well filmed hardcore. Misty's scene is the most playful of all, one of the best "hitchhiker" scenes ever. Brooke Haven and Christie Lee, as interrupted lesbians who gradually take more and more interest in a detected voyeur, is smoking hot. As is Tiffany Taylor's scene, as she goes to confront a neighbor who observed her sunbathing, and transitions to seductress. (She might come back for another fuck, but stay out of the bushes!) Hillary Scott wraps up in a (for her) typical and effective 3-way. Heat and humor. And currently available for about three bucks. Four out of six scenes include anal.
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Secretaries (Combat Zone)
Release date: 1/28/2008
Reviewed on: 7/7/2008
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Boby, Lucky, Ian Scott, Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Denis Marti, Claudia Rossi, Simone Peach, Suzie Diamond, Neo
Directed by: Alex Romero
Review brief: Pretty formulaic, with a standout scene by Suzie Diamond.
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Release date: 1/28/2008
Reviewed on: 7/7/2008
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Boby, Lucky, Ian Scott, Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Denis Marti, Claudia Rossi, Simone Peach, Suzie Diamond, Neo
Directed by: Alex Romero
Review brief: Pretty formulaic, with a standout scene by Suzie Diamond.
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Teen Tryouts: Audition 6
Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 6/16/2008
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Violet, Aurora Snow, Victoria Woods, Tabitha Stern, Samantha Idol
Review brief: An unusually attractive cast, varied set-ups, good camera work and some innocent tease make this film a standout in this series. No anal, one-on-one scenes.
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 6/16/2008
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Violet, Aurora Snow, Victoria Woods, Tabitha Stern, Samantha Idol
Review brief: An unusually attractive cast, varied set-ups, good camera work and some innocent tease make this film a standout in this series. No anal, one-on-one scenes.
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