Huge Gigantic Butts Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/20/2011

An Astroknight Bare Boner Review

Running Time: 189 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Brian Pumper

Cast: Crystal Clear, Gerina, Kelly Star, Ms Booty, Mz Booty, Platinum, Brian Pumper, Lexington Steele, and Rico Strong

Ms. Booty from Earthquake Booty 3	Kelly Starr from Black Butthole Stretchers	Platinum from Big Wet Round Bootys and Ill Flows 3

False Advertising: Although the front cover states ”Shot in 16:9 Widescreen HD”, only four of the five scenes were shot in anamorphic widescreen. Once again this is a result of Brian Pumper making a deliberate attempt to mislead consumers and is part of him masquerading a compilation release as a new release. The only reason there appear to be as many anamorphic scenes as there are is due to most of the scenes here being fairly recent. Normally compilations list either “best of”, “favorite”, or something other wordage on the cover that gives one a good idea that it might be a compilation, or there's a significantly longer than normal running time. Huge Gigantic Butts offers none of that as it collects scenes from the last three years, and its cover comes off as a blatant attempt to rip off consumers.

Scene Breakdown:

Scene 1 - Ms. Booty and Brian Pumper from Earthquake Booty 3 (pop on ass)
Scene 2 - Kelly Starr and Lexington Steele from Black Butthole Stretchers (facial)
Scene 3 - Crystal Clear and Rico Strong from Earthquake Booty 3 (pop on ass)
Scene 4 - Platinum and Brian Pumper from Big Wet Round Bootys and Ill Flows 3 (pop on ass)
Scene 5 - Gerina and Brian Pumper from Earthquake Booty 2 (pop on ass)

Condom Usage: None

What You Need to Know: Huge Gigantic Butts is another Brian Pumper compilation masquerading as a fresh release without any of the typical signs to let customers know. There's no price break or an extra long running time, wordage such as “best of”, “favorite”, or the like, or stars who have been long out of the business to clue in customers who have a bit of knowledge about Pumper's product line. As for the action, most of it is pretty darn good. Ms. Booty definitely starts things off with a huge gigantic butt, and puts out a nice attitude, a good long fuck, and nice chemistry with Brian Pumper. Kelly Starr's ass might not be as big as Ms. Booty's (few are), but she shows that she definitely knows how to use it starting with a toy and then taking Lex's mammoth meat in each of her holes. Things go back the big girl way with Crystal Clear, who shows off a great attitude as she shows off her body as well as a great sexual attitude taking on Rico with all of her holes. Platinum also shows a great attitude to start things out along with the best smile in the movie, but her fuck came out a bit flat at times. Gerina finishes things up (in a full frame scene with the “evil black bars” on the sides to keep the anamorphic format) with a nice attitude and good vocals. With a little more honesty Huge Gigantic Butts could have been an impressive compilation. Brian Pumper normally shows a good style behind the camera as well as a natural love of big butts and bigger women. Instead it comes off as yet another deliberate attempt by Pumper to rip off consumers, and I just can't recommend anybody to spend their money on it because of it.

Extras: Trailers (4), photo gallery (3:09), cumshot recaps broken down by scene, a cast listing by scene, and weblinks.

Verdict: Although there is some hot sex here, it's still a compilation deliberately attempting to mislead consumers into thinking it's a fresh release. I can't help but encourage people not just to pass this release by, but to pass by Freaky Empire as well if this is the way they're going to operate.

Note to Brian Pumper / Freaky Empire: If this is how you treat your customers, I hope you don't complain about those who upload your movies to the internet so others can watch them for free. At least they're honest about what they're doing.

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