Cousin Bubba 2 Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  8/8/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Horny honkin' and bumpkin bangin', all served up with a hillbilly bent, ensue when two kinky, country cousins (Cousin Bubba and Cousin Bobby Sue, a.k.a. Shelby Stevens) make their way to San Francisco to check out the permissive strip club scene there. Of course, along the way, the viewer is "treated" (term used lightly) to various sexual episodes, none of which are spectacularly exciting. Such is the case in the ill-conceived "Cousin Bubba 2: Country Corn Porn", a tepid release from Gourmet Video and "director" Uncle Kurtis. Going into this one, it's fairly safe to say that expectations will generally be quite low...and that's perfect, as they'll just about be met. Indeed, the best thing about this amateurishly produced flick is its semi-clever, though sophomoric, theme song that plays during the opening credits (...that and the fact that it's only about an hour long). The word "train wreck" seems appropriate, and it appears as though this whole concept was put together by someone who wanted to make a porno, but who had no idea how to actually do it. In all somebody out there (presumably a heavily inebriated somebody) might find something here for its comedic value in terms of how awful it is, but otherwise, it's best advised to stay away...far away...from this release. (P.S.--They never actually make it to San Francisco, either. Garbage.)

In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up a strawberry blonde hitchhiker (Randi) and her guy (Geoffrey) in a grassy field, after they've been picked up by the cousins. With little setup, the oral and vaginal action that ensues is average at best, and the "fun" finishes off with a raining down cum-shot on her tits, chest, and face. In Scene Two, a big-busted, long-lost, BBW blonde cousin (Ronni) in overalls and a straw hat sends Cousin Bubba a sex tape that he plays. She strips down and masturbates with both her fingers and her vibrator collection, maintaining the "family" motif and her "southern" accent throughout. Scene Three is a continuation of the prior sequence, with the blonde's husband (Ron) walking in on her and, after some ridiculous banter, partaking in the fun. Oral, vaginal, and titty-fucking action follows, and the "good times" come to a close with a poorly captured facial. In Scene Four, a black-and-white, boy (London)/girl (Willow) romp rolls out that, with its more sophisticated edge and artistic stylings, breaks disjointedly from the theme of the flick...and apparently represents some sort of dream that Bubba had. Again, it's more mediocre (though a bit better) material, with the oral and vaginal action that follows. A spurting pop on the young lady's face, breasts, and chest puts this atrocity out of its misery. Wow. What an awful film.