Four Women In Trouble Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  2/23/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
The only thing less sexy than an abortion is a porno film about abortions, and whoever would think that it was a good idea to make one is kind of a moron. So, it comes as something of a surprise to find a release such as "Four Women in Trouble", a true abomination of an adult film from 1972 and VCX. In essence, this flick--which is about half softcore and whose hardcore portions are underwhelming, at best--finds four young ladies getting pregnant at the hands (...and dicks...) of unscrupulous men of various walks of life. With little else to do, they make their desperate ways down to Dr. John Holmes' clinic to get the life (...literally...) fucked out of them by his infamously gigantic member. Yes...the basic premise is that bad and that grotesque. To make matters worse, the first half of the film features a narration of the sort that one might find in an ancient "sex ed" (read: "sex terror") film of the type that was shown in the ignorant schools of yesteryear. Of course, the sex also sucks (...how could it not?...), and no matter how you slice it, this turd of a flick shouldn't appeal to anyone. If it does appeal to you, you might want to get your head (...or at least your taste...) checked. Blech! Avoid this steaming pile of slop at all costs.

In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up a slender brunette in a red bikini who beckons a delivery guy inside for a quick BJ and softcore fuck in the kitchen. In Scene Two, a young pair of "lovers" get it on upon a distinctly 70's sofa. Once again, there's oral and softcore vaginal. Scene Three brings together a frustrated older brother and his younger (18+) sister, who's open to his exploratory advances. There's hardcore penetration this time around...all as she hangs onto her stuffed dog (...creepy...). In Scene Four, a bummy, crazy dude rapes a younger, blue-eyed blonde in a low-end storage area. After the two share a joint, he forces himself upon her, threatening her with a knife and a straight-blade razor. She reluctantly jerks him off, and then he jumps on her for a brief bit of softcore. Scene Five finds the young woman from the second sequence getting her abortion at Dr. John Holmes' austere clinic, by using his monstrous dick to do the job. He fucks her (hardcore) until the task is complete. In Scene Six, Holmes, his good-looking, blonde nurse, and the brunette from the first segment fuck it out, as she's next in line for an abortion. There's a bit of hardcore cock-licking and a decent amount of fucking in this one (representing it's only minimally redeeming value), before this awful excuse of an adult film puts itself out of its own misery and fades to black, after John unloads on the brunette's tummy. God fucking awful...and good fucking riddance. Don't watch this...just don't.