Bad News Bitches 2 Review

Distributor: Pink Kitty Video/Juicy Entertainment Edition Details: Standard DVD Movie Specs: Genres: Feature Film, Comedy Run Time: 150 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2006 Director: Randy Spears, Joe Loughlin Written by: Joe Loughlin Cast: Nautica Thorn, Kayla Paige, Naudia Nyce, Charlie Laine (as Cherry Laine), Faith Leon (as Faith), Holly Wellin, Cherry Poppens (as Cherry Poppins and Cherry Poppens), Valerie Vasquez, Jenna Haze, Naudia Styles, Cindy Crawford, Randy Spears, Will Powers, Mentally Ill Dude, Haley Paige, Slick Rhodes Release Specs: Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono Subtitles: none Video: Full Frame, 1.33:1 Video Format: NTSC Format: DVD Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All) Number of discs: 1

Immediately upon starting to view Bad News Bitches 2 a feeling of déjà vu sets in. Not a feeling that Bad News Bitches 2 uses the same plot as Bad News Bitches but the feeling that Bad News Bitches 2 is using the exact same footage as Bad New Bitches. This is because it is. Bad News Bitches 2 is nothing more than the original Bad News Bitches movie with the sex scene and non-sexual footage for Veronika Raquel and Justin Max cut out and some new non-sexual footage with Nautica Thorn, Cindy Crawford, and Naudia Styles thrown in and then a sex scene with Naudia Styles and Mentally Ill Dude mixed with a girl on girl scene with Nautica Thorn and Cindy Crawford. Other than this there is absolutely no difference between this movie and Bad News Bitches. The rest of this review is the text from the original Bad News Bitches review.

Bad News Bitches is quite obviously an adult take on the mainstream films The Bad News Bears. Bad News Bitches seems like the perfect concept for an adult movie. A less than stellar all girl baseball team with a ragtag coach. Porn actresses in skimpy baseball uniforms. A cast that includes Randy Spears, Jenna Haze, and Hailey Paige. How can Bad News Bitches go wrong? The answer is, sadly, at every turn.

Nautica (Nautica Thorn) gets fired for not sleeping with her boss Mr. Blair (Slick Rhodes). She bets him that she can beat his baseball team. If she wins, she gets her job back with a raise. If she loses, Mr. Blair gets to fuck her. The team she puts together couldn't win a baseball game so she enlists washed out coach Randy (Randy Spears) to get the team up to par in time.

After the initial, and brief, plotted portion to set-up the movie, the movie goes into a series of sex scenes that really have very little to do with the plot. Nautica is calling her friends, who all happen to be engaged in sex at the time she calls. Yes, I know this is an adult movie and the point behind an adult movie is sex. However, the sex scenes could fit in far better to the plot than this, especially since the movie is billed as a feature.

Portions, like when Spears gets out of his vehicle and beer bottles are falling out everywhere, are just ripped straight out of The Bad News Bears. It is one thing to be inspired by a movie and try to make an adult movie that stands on its own. It is completely different to try and rip off the jokes from the original. Sadly, most of Bad News Bitches comes across as uninspired and a complete rip off. This isn't to say that there is nothing in this movie worth watching. For instance, Spears being woken up is amusing. But those few moments are too few and far between.

The actresses look great in their baseball uniforms. But for some strange reason they only appear in them a whole eight minutes before the end of the movie. The game footage itself was very poor. It was rather obvious that no one knew what was going on and that the director of photography had no idea of how to try to capture game play. The game play isn't the only place where the camera work is lacking. The entire movie is filled with subpar camera work. Even the sex scenes.

The male team itself isn't even given uniforms, so I guess that one should be happy the girls team got them at all. Rhodes has a uniform showing the team as the ants [sic]. However, he is clearly just wearing a Giants jersey with tape over the G and i. This isn't the only place where the movie has heavily skimped on the production values. The sets look like they may have still been under construction. In the second scene, the door in the background had paint on the windows even.

The dialog is just plain bad. Not that one would expect much from a movie that ripped off most of the ideas from another movie, but even then, this dialog is bad. Despite cast members who have proven in the past that they can act, the cast here doesn't do well at all. Most of the cast members just stumble over their lines.

The sex scenes happen in the movie way too easily. Again, yes, I know this is an adult movie, but some sort of slightly believable set-ups for the sex would be nice. Despite a talented cast, the sex scenes are okay to average at best. Sadly, the performers often appear to be just going through the motions here.

Bad News Bitches could have been a fun and enjoyable adult movie. The potential was all there. However, poor camera work, a horrific screenplay, too low of a budget, and poor performances make this movie, sadly, an easy pass.

Pink Kitty Video has done a poor job with their release of Bad News Bitches 2. Bad News Bitches 2 is presented in the academy aspect ratio of 1.33:1 in 480i. The image quality presented here looks good. The limitations of the original master is evident, however, there were no noticeable blemishes. Color representation is good.

Bad News Bitches 2 is presented with an English 2.0 Dolby Digital Stereo audio track. The audio track is riddled with sound issues. There is a low whine in the audio in the beginning of the movie. Throughout the movie, the sound dips in places making dialog impossible to hear. The audio is disappointing and definitely lacking.

Pink Kitty Video has only included a photo gallery for the movie on this release.

Bad News Bitches 2 is a complete rip-off of an adult movie. About 90 percent of the movie is the original Bad News Bitches movie. When I say the original Bad News Bitches movie I don't mean that it resembles the movie. I mean that it is the exact same footage as the movie had. Some non-sexual footage and one sex scene were cut from this one and two sex scenes and some non-sexual footage were added to this one. None of which is worth getting this release for. Pink Kitty Video has done a poor job with this release. The video is decent but the audio is severely lacking.

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