Swingers Orgies 11 (Doghouse Digital) Review

Reviewed by Dragon Sign  on  9/28/2016

Like so many times before, at my trips around in the threads of Adult DVD Talk, with its up's 'n' downs, I laid my eyes on some new pretty little thing that just caught my attention right away: Ria Sunn. Some ten days later this DVD arrives. I've been a fan of orgies, and to see this chick in one, well this ended up as a buy without even been on wishlist a while, without much consideration, hesitation, let's say I rolled with it and pulled the trigger a bit too fast. That is often not a smart thing to do.

But orgies shot in Europe has shown and proven a lot of potential full of nice talents over the years, Evasive Angles (Orgy World), Sineplex (Reverse Gang Bang & Black Reverse Gang Bang) Devil's Film (Cream Pie Orgy), Zero Tolerance (All You Can Eat) and Jules Jordan (Outnumbered).

Even Lucky Bastard from director KK and DVSX should be mentioned, whoever K.K. is, this must be a director gone downhill. Anyway, these are all DVDs in big amounts that meant a lot and still do when being played. This one arrives, and it doesn't mean nothing at all after a while.

This is about that while.

There is no sound when putting this DVD on. No sound! There is always some cool music in some fashion along 100 % of the time when putting porn DVDs on, rocking guitars used to be my favorite and the sound of someone having a blast back there is the best instant servings IMO, often with some moving digital artwork. Here there's just total silence, like if I'm deaf and pretty old by now, and I'll better go live with it.

I push for some Striptease button, slow pianomusic, I mean really slow, I hear nothing, I turn up the sound to a maximum. Piano. So slow and sooo boring, makes Elton John sound like a loose madman.

This is me and I must be 200 years old, a set back to the 18.th century, it rocked back then, I used to love Beethoven, now my dick is gone, everybody is dead but music lives on, this is just a miserable sound from a piano-man that has given up living, is about to jump from the hotelwindow from way upside the pianobar in some place where everybody just gave up living.

Oups, half naked women showing up, no wigs, no dandruff. Progress big time.

It takes 36 minutes, girls for the most part looking well, old piano still playing and ruins everything! Hey, I'm not close to 80 yet! This is like a waste of time, even though Ria Sunn and some of the other gals get me going a little.

I go straight for the scene with her in it. Can't see her for period of time. In this time I should have seen every girl. All I see is dicks. Nothing happens except from dicks being sucked very slow for ten minutes, this takes a serious toll on my patience. I mean, this is probably like gayporn. Ria Sunn seems bored already. So do I. One of the guys is drawn towards the dick in focus nearby, so now I can see two dicks up front as a viewer, like if I was here to suck them both in an instant, and was glad to do so.

I don't think so. My cock just disappeared.

Ten minutes and fucking starts, I have given up. This is not just the most lame production I've ever witnessed orgywise, it's girls screaming constantly monotoniously ALL THE TIME like if there was a Wienna boyscoutchoir in the background. And there's just zooming of dicks ALL THE TIME. Not a single female facial expression is ever going to be captured around here. In fact the cameraguy must be having a dick issue, zooming them in ALL THE TIME from a distant place. All I see is the zooming in up front, backhead and forehead of a guy that looks like he's about to go, too, next moment his dick zoomed in for so long I want to cry out loud in desperation, my 42 inches of screen is packed with a thin cock and overswallen balls presented for as long as it takes by zoom to kill my patience, makes Ria Sunn above disappearing, just a dick in focus there, some overswallen balls, no pussy, this is a cameraman that should shoot gayporn, girls screaming all the time, I truly believe it's 100% fake, haven't heard worse fake screaming ever, my patience is now 100 % gone, there's no battery left, this fucked up choir of fake screaming must be the worst porn has ever served me, and I start to understand why audio is so lousy presented.

Moments later this DVD is gone. Thrown in some big container out in the street. I can't live with having a stinker around. Ria Sunn was left out as ice cold DP went along and what seemed and sounded like painful anal gave me as the viewer nothing, if not a bored sigh, Ria Sunn was licking nipples and touching ass fucked girl's pussy. Lame.

All I see is dicks and manasses being in focus all the time, about some hundreds of pounds of manflesh and that's about it during DP, hate it, balls and DP and hairy legs and all I wish for is a thunder and a break and a cold beer at the table that wants to save me. What a waste of time, money and effort, female resources and all. Give me the beer instead. This was about ten of them out of the window, I must probably drink water a day or two to compensate this waste.

Guess right, this DVD sucks. At the end Ria Sunn was going for a doggy turn, but I felt nothing by then. I doubt she wasn't any into it either.

I don't bother to watch the other two scenes. The potential for a star more and two in total may be there, I don't know, most of all I don't care. It's below my dignity as a pornviewer to take it under consideration.