Erotic Cartoon Festival Review
Alpha Blue ArchivesCast
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Reviewed by fu_q on 12/18/2016
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Review:
The "Erotic Cartoon Festival" from Alpha Blue Archives is simply an awful, animated release from start to finish. It taps together a number of old cartoons (some very old) that are typically washed out and faded and/or that feature extraordinarily poor animation. Further, the storylines of the segments are generally boring, at best, and there's very little that's "erotic" about the endeavor at all. As examples of some of the offerings, there are the typical fairytale ripoffs ("Snow White" and "Hansel and Gretel"), appearances by recognizable characters (i.e. from Disney, DC Comics, and so on), etc. There's a plotline involving a deformed creature that looks like a dick and that gets passed around from one bizarre situation to another. There's a tale about a king with a micro-penis who employs his wizard to make him bigger, and there's a story centered upon an impotent sheikh who drinks a potion to make himself virile, only to end up fucking a male servant instead of his harem girls. The best of the bunch, if it can be called such, focuses upon Little Annie Fanny and some of her adventures. Also thrown in for good measure--and to attempt to give some semblance of cohesion to it all--is a real, live redheaded lass, Linda York, whose lifelong comic strip / book obsession is chronicled from her early years to its ultimate destruction of her life. She does some soft nudity along the way, much of it creepy. All in all, this one should be avoided like the plague. It is not worth watching at all, and there's simply nothing redeeming about it. I suppose that it's good that this material hasn't been lost forever to the ages, for purely historical / archival purposes, but it's still a waste of time to look at. Hands up and dicks down, it's a limp-dicker if ever there were one. Run away...now!
Review:
The "Erotic Cartoon Festival" from Alpha Blue Archives is simply an awful, animated release from start to finish. It taps together a number of old cartoons (some very old) that are typically washed out and faded and/or that feature extraordinarily poor animation. Further, the storylines of the segments are generally boring, at best, and there's very little that's "erotic" about the endeavor at all. As examples of some of the offerings, there are the typical fairytale ripoffs ("Snow White" and "Hansel and Gretel"), appearances by recognizable characters (i.e. from Disney, DC Comics, and so on), etc. There's a plotline involving a deformed creature that looks like a dick and that gets passed around from one bizarre situation to another. There's a tale about a king with a micro-penis who employs his wizard to make him bigger, and there's a story centered upon an impotent sheikh who drinks a potion to make himself virile, only to end up fucking a male servant instead of his harem girls. The best of the bunch, if it can be called such, focuses upon Little Annie Fanny and some of her adventures. Also thrown in for good measure--and to attempt to give some semblance of cohesion to it all--is a real, live redheaded lass, Linda York, whose lifelong comic strip / book obsession is chronicled from her early years to its ultimate destruction of her life. She does some soft nudity along the way, much of it creepy. All in all, this one should be avoided like the plague. It is not worth watching at all, and there's simply nothing redeeming about it. I suppose that it's good that this material hasn't been lost forever to the ages, for purely historical / archival purposes, but it's still a waste of time to look at. Hands up and dicks down, it's a limp-dicker if ever there were one. Run away...now!
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