Reviews of John Holmes Movies (99 - page 2)
California Valley Girls (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's like a totally awesome time, for sure, like ya' know... when a pair of 1980's LA dykes lose their source of income and opt to pimp out a local group of valley girls as a means of making ends meet. Of course the girls, who are totally tubular tarts to begin with, are all down for it, especially needing money to buy clothes at the mall and all, which is like having a super rad sale. Such is the case in "California Valley Girls", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Hal Freeman. [read the full review]
review from 6/20/2016:
It's like a totally awesome time, for sure, like ya' know... when a pair of 1980's LA dykes lose their source of income and opt to pimp out a local group of valley girls as a means of making ends meet. Of course the girls, who are totally tubular tarts to begin with, are all down for it, especially needing money to buy clothes at the mall and all, which is like having a super rad sale. Such is the case in "California Valley Girls", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Hal Freeman. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Tracey Adams, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Sheri St. Clair, Taija Rae
Studio: Sunshine
Release date: 5/16/2005
Swedish Erotica Hard 28: Interracial Video Vixens (Sunshine) review summaries:
Jomes'
Another excellent compilation of old Swedish Erotica loops. This one features many vignettes that involve interracial sex scenes - with the best ones usually involving threesomes. One very good loop involves a moonshiner (Paul Thomas) getting it on with two chicks - a very pretty brunette and a black girl. The brunette straddles the moonshiner's hips as he drives his massive, throbbing schlong deep into her convulsing pussy. The black girl - hungering for the brunette's sweet pussy juices - dives down between the brunette's legs to begin cunnilingus, but is blocked by the brunette's shiny purple satin garter belt. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2005:
Another excellent compilation of old Swedish Erotica loops. This one features many vignettes that involve interracial sex scenes - with the best ones usually involving threesomes. One very good loop involves a moonshiner (Paul Thomas) getting it on with two chicks - a very pretty brunette and a black girl. The brunette straddles the moonshiner's hips as he drives his massive, throbbing schlong deep into her convulsing pussy. The black girl - hungering for the brunette's sweet pussy juices - dives down between the brunette's legs to begin cunnilingus, but is blocked by the brunette's shiny purple satin garter belt. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Candy, John Holmes, Seka, Lisa De Leeuw, Rhonda Jo Petty
Studio: Sunshine
Release date: 4/9/2005
Depraved (Sunshine) review summaries:
Flash's
Depraved is a relatively standard compilation of scenes from unrelated adult films spanning from what looks like the 1970s through the 1990s. If random compilations are your interest, then this may be worth a watch. Otherwise, there is no real reason to pick it up, especially considering the short run time. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2015:
Depraved is a relatively standard compilation of scenes from unrelated adult films spanning from what looks like the 1970s through the 1990s. If random compilations are your interest, then this may be worth a watch. Otherwise, there is no real reason to pick it up, especially considering the short run time. [read the full review]
Flesh Of the Lotus review summaries:
Flash's
Flesh of the Lotus is the second film in the Johnny Wadd film series. It offers a more complete feeling film than the first entry but is before the series really started to hit its stride. The presentation on the disc is decent. [read the full review]
review from 7/7/2014:
Flesh of the Lotus is the second film in the Johnny Wadd film series. It offers a more complete feeling film than the first entry but is before the series really started to hit its stride. The presentation on the disc is decent. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, John Holmes, Rick Savage, Annette Haven, Harry Reems, Lili Marlene, Rita Ricardo, Thor Southern, Fanny Fatale
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Directed by: Artie Mitchell
Release date: 1/2/2005
Grafenberg Spot, The review summaries:
fu_q's
When the sexually dysfunctional Ginger Lynn scares off the guy of her dreams, Harry Reems, by squirting in his face during cunnilingus, she seeks professional help in the form of a renowned doctor, Annette Haven, who specializes in G-spot orgasms, in order to get him back. Reshaping Harry's attitudes ultimately becomes the focus of Annette's attention, and whether or not the couple will get back together and overcome their differences or not remains the question of the day. Such is the case in "The Grafenberg Spot", a very good, 1985 release from the Mitchell Brothers and Artie Mitchell himself. [read the full review]
review from 4/22/2017:
When the sexually dysfunctional Ginger Lynn scares off the guy of her dreams, Harry Reems, by squirting in his face during cunnilingus, she seeks professional help in the form of a renowned doctor, Annette Haven, who specializes in G-spot orgasms, in order to get him back. Reshaping Harry's attitudes ultimately becomes the focus of Annette's attention, and whether or not the couple will get back together and overcome their differences or not remains the question of the day. Such is the case in "The Grafenberg Spot", a very good, 1985 release from the Mitchell Brothers and Artie Mitchell himself. [read the full review]
Corey Thomas'
The Mitchell Brothers' "Grafenberg Spot" was a movie described in the book "Bottom Feeders" as a "six-day wonder shot to fund legal expenses". By the sounds of that description, you would think that the movie is a piece of shit. "The Grafenberg Spot", however is a quite watchable, and actually very entertaining film that while doesn't reach the standards of "Behind the Green Door" or "The Resurrection of Eve", is still a must-see in the adult genre. The cast in this movie are amazing. It is certainly a who's who of adult cinema in 1985. Ginger Lynn, Harry Reems, Annette Haven, John Holmes, Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, Lili Marlene, Rick Savage. Traci Lords was in the original version of the film. Story tells of a comparative literature graduate named Leslie (played by Ginger), who has the habit of pissing in her lover's (Harry Reems) face while getting eaten out. She goes to a clinic where a doctor (Annette Haven) teaches her about the Grafenberg pleasure spot. [read the full review]
review from 9/22/2005:
The Mitchell Brothers' "Grafenberg Spot" was a movie described in the book "Bottom Feeders" as a "six-day wonder shot to fund legal expenses". By the sounds of that description, you would think that the movie is a piece of shit. "The Grafenberg Spot", however is a quite watchable, and actually very entertaining film that while doesn't reach the standards of "Behind the Green Door" or "The Resurrection of Eve", is still a must-see in the adult genre. The cast in this movie are amazing. It is certainly a who's who of adult cinema in 1985. Ginger Lynn, Harry Reems, Annette Haven, John Holmes, Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, Lili Marlene, Rick Savage. Traci Lords was in the original version of the film. Story tells of a comparative literature graduate named Leslie (played by Ginger), who has the habit of pissing in her lover's (Harry Reems) face while getting eaten out. She goes to a clinic where a doctor (Annette Haven) teaches her about the Grafenberg pleasure spot. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Jesse Adams, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Gentleman's
Release date: 1/2/2005
Golden Age Of Porn: Desiree Cousteau, The review summaries:
fu_q's
It's all about the nostalgic nookie in "The Golden Age of Porn: Desiree Cousteau", a very good--albeit short--compilation from Gentlemen's Video. Featuring the cute and kinky brunette sensation of porno past (say, late-70s through early-80s), Ms. Desiree Cousteau, this release serves as a sexy sampling of its star's assorted and well-documented carnal deeds. [read the full review]
review from 6/4/2015:
It's all about the nostalgic nookie in "The Golden Age of Porn: Desiree Cousteau", a very good--albeit short--compilation from Gentlemen's Video. Featuring the cute and kinky brunette sensation of porno past (say, late-70s through early-80s), Ms. Desiree Cousteau, this release serves as a sexy sampling of its star's assorted and well-documented carnal deeds. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Holmes, William Margold, Christine DeShaffer, Rick Cassidy, Lynne Margulies, Tony Conn, Rollin' Colin Winsky, Jerry Sikorski, Mabel Joy, Larry Conn, Laszlo Oslips, Tracy Hanfuss, Joe Barr, Victor Rainbow, Jeanette Dilger, Anita Rangoon, Bernie Margulies, John Galt, Johnny Legend, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Johnny Legend, Tom Denucci
Release date: 12/24/2004
Previews: Previews
Teenage Cruisers (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's just another wacky day and tacky night in a sex-crazed, 1970's American city in "Teenage Cruisers", an overall-good, oddball release from director Johnny Legend ("The Rockabilly Rasputin") and VCX. Featuring an escaped, havoc-wreaking nymphomaniac (Christine DeShaffer), a pair of horny young women (Lynne Margulies and Serena) cruising around town in search of a just-back-from-'Nam boyfriend, and more comedic, kink-bent Americana than you can shake your dick at, this flick is certainly a trip (...albeit a trippy one...) down memory lane. [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2015:
It's just another wacky day and tacky night in a sex-crazed, 1970's American city in "Teenage Cruisers", an overall-good, oddball release from director Johnny Legend ("The Rockabilly Rasputin") and VCX. Featuring an escaped, havoc-wreaking nymphomaniac (Christine DeShaffer), a pair of horny young women (Lynne Margulies and Serena) cruising around town in search of a just-back-from-'Nam boyfriend, and more comedic, kink-bent Americana than you can shake your dick at, this flick is certainly a trip (...albeit a trippy one...) down memory lane. [read the full review]
Flash's
Teenage Cruisers is an oddball of a film. It tries very hard to be a rockabilly nostalgia film, but ultimately is a failure. Faked cum shots, loops inserted into the story, missed comedy, and a general failure of a direction for the film pull it down. VCX hasn't attempted to do much with the release with a presentation that manages to be acceptable and no extras at all. [read the full review]
review from 11/27/2015:
Teenage Cruisers is an oddball of a film. It tries very hard to be a rockabilly nostalgia film, but ultimately is a failure. Faked cum shots, loops inserted into the story, missed comedy, and a general failure of a direction for the film pull it down. VCX hasn't attempted to do much with the release with a presentation that manages to be acceptable and no extras at all. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Johnny Dawes, Victor Young, Jerry Davis, Chris Burns, Joey Yale, Abdul, Chi Chi, Max Corral, Rocky DiAngelo, Colby Douglas, Lee Jones, Doug Raymond, Jerry Thomas
Studio: Gentleman's
Directed by: J.J. English
Release date: 11/9/2004
Private Pleasures Of John Holmes, The (Gentlemans Video) review summaries:
Flash's
The Private Pleasures of John Holmes is notable because it is the only gay film to have starred John Holmes. Because of this, straight and gay oriented viewers may find some curiosity in the title, however because of the cheap nature of the film, John Holmes' obvious lack of enjoyment, and poor transfer, I can't recommend this release for anyone. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2014:
The Private Pleasures of John Holmes is notable because it is the only gay film to have starred John Holmes. Because of this, straight and gay oriented viewers may find some curiosity in the title, however because of the cheap nature of the film, John Holmes' obvious lack of enjoyment, and poor transfer, I can't recommend this release for anyone. [read the full review]
Heat Of The Moment (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
Sex, swinging, and all types of erotic fun result when John Holmes, who's having an affair on his wife, finds his yellow jeep stolen whilst out shopping one day. The automobile's ultimate path back to him bounces it from one sexy scenario to another, serving as a mechanism for conveying the sex and giving the viewer more than an eyeful. Such is the case in the decent, though plot-light, porn flick of yesteryear, "Heat of the Moment". [read the full review]
review from 2/24/2017:
Sex, swinging, and all types of erotic fun result when John Holmes, who's having an affair on his wife, finds his yellow jeep stolen whilst out shopping one day. The automobile's ultimate path back to him bounces it from one sexy scenario to another, serving as a mechanism for conveying the sex and giving the viewer more than an eyeful. Such is the case in the decent, though plot-light, porn flick of yesteryear, "Heat of the Moment". [read the full review]
Little Me & Marla Strangelove (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
Despite her virginal demeanor, Debbie (Nancy Hoffman) always finds herself in odd, borderline-coercive sexual situations...and it always seems to be her hot-to-trot, best-friend's, Marla Strangelove's (Dianne Dale's), fault. Such is the case in "Little Me & Marla Strangelove", a decent, 1978 release from VCX and director Kirdy Stevens. [read the full review]
review from 1/20/2018:
Despite her virginal demeanor, Debbie (Nancy Hoffman) always finds herself in odd, borderline-coercive sexual situations...and it always seems to be her hot-to-trot, best-friend's, Marla Strangelove's (Dianne Dale's), fault. Such is the case in "Little Me & Marla Strangelove", a decent, 1978 release from VCX and director Kirdy Stevens. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Robert Bullock, Maria Tortuga, David Pinney, Pat Manning, Uschi Digard, Sandy Pinney, Leslie Bovée, Heather Leigh, Tracy Fonte, Con Covert, Lesllie Bovee, Margaret Monroe, Elmer Pasta, Irene Best, Lee J. O'Donnell, Ingrid Irvin, Jan Claude, Bert Davis, Susan Wong, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Asterix
Directed by: Stephen Gibson
Release date: 9/1/2004
Blonde Emmanuelle review summaries:
Flash's
Blonde Emmanuelle is an amusing adult take on Casablanca. While Asterix has included the 3D version of the film, the hardcore and R-rated versions are sadly missing. With the hardcore sex scenes missing it becomes a little more obvious how the plot was designed to go from sex scene to sex scene but the thin plot is still fun, the film features a great cast, and the humor still works. Asterix has done a disappointing job with the release with problems with the transfer, only a few truly good extras, and the lack of versions present on the release. Director Stephen Gibson said that there is a 3D Blu-ray coming for the title so it is recommended that you not seek out the old Asterix DVD and wait for the Blu-ray. [read the full review]
review from 3/17/2016:
Blonde Emmanuelle is an amusing adult take on Casablanca. While Asterix has included the 3D version of the film, the hardcore and R-rated versions are sadly missing. With the hardcore sex scenes missing it becomes a little more obvious how the plot was designed to go from sex scene to sex scene but the thin plot is still fun, the film features a great cast, and the humor still works. Asterix has done a disappointing job with the release with problems with the transfer, only a few truly good extras, and the lack of versions present on the release. Director Stephen Gibson said that there is a 3D Blu-ray coming for the title so it is recommended that you not seek out the old Asterix DVD and wait for the Blu-ray. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Sharon Mitchell, John Holmes, Misty Dawn, William Margold, Bill Amerson
Studio: Pleasure
Release date: 7/17/2004
John Holmes: The Man The Myth The Legend review summaries:
fu_q's
"John Holmes: The Man, the Myth, the Legend" (Uncensored) is a fascinating documentary from Pleasure Productions and David Wald that focuses upon the legendary cock-slinger of the 70's and 80's, Mr. Johnny Wadd himself, John Holmes. Presented in an intercut interview format with former friends, directors, fellow performers, etc., this film gives insights into not only his career but also his elusive personality and notorious fibbing, bits and pieces about his childhood, and both his drug use and ultimate, untimely passing from AIDS-related complications. [read the full review]
review from 3/27/2016:
"John Holmes: The Man, the Myth, the Legend" (Uncensored) is a fascinating documentary from Pleasure Productions and David Wald that focuses upon the legendary cock-slinger of the 70's and 80's, Mr. Johnny Wadd himself, John Holmes. Presented in an intercut interview format with former friends, directors, fellow performers, etc., this film gives insights into not only his career but also his elusive personality and notorious fibbing, bits and pieces about his childhood, and both his drug use and ultimate, untimely passing from AIDS-related complications. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Monique Starr, Jon Seamen
Studio: Arrow Productions
Release date: 4/16/2004
Liquid Lips (Arrow) review summaries:
Flash's
Liquid Lips is a decent entry in the Johnny Wadd series and is worth watching. The release from Arrow is adequate. [read the full review]
review from 7/12/2014:
Liquid Lips is a decent entry in the Johnny Wadd series and is worth watching. The release from Arrow is adequate. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Desiree West, Dorothy LeMay, Bonnie Holiday, Carl Regal, Jim Brown, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Marlene Munroe, Cris Cassidy, Honey Holiday, Johnny Hardin, Lisa K. Loring, Karen Boston, T.J. Carson, Darcie Peters, Spender Travis
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 3/7/2004
Previews: Previews
Female Athletes review summaries:
Saki's
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2004:
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tamara Longley, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, John Stagliano, John Holmes, Shauna Grant, William Margold, Sparky, Lynx Canon, Rosa Lee Kimball, Shaun Michelle, Dan T. Mann, Crystal Lake, Drea, Dan Fisher, Shaun Michele, Jack Mason, Jeff Lyle, Paul Harmon, Carlos Tobalina, Cathy Cofer, Dan Gomez, Randall Savage, Susan Key, Paul Colbeck, Peter Betting, Sparky Vasc, Rita Cory
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Carlos Tobalina
Release date: 2/1/2004
Flesh & Laces 2 (Caballero) review summaries:
fu_q's
“Flesh and Laces Part II” is a good production from the early 80s that features Jamie Gillis as an ailing patient in a hospital who, despite his illness, still manages to get it on with everyone from his nurses to his lawyer to (*gasp*) his (adopted) daughter. As one might expect, there is enough untamed bush in this one to match the untamed desires of its star, but everything still works out to good effect…particularly given the age of this release. [read the full review]
review from 9/17/2011:
“Flesh and Laces Part II” is a good production from the early 80s that features Jamie Gillis as an ailing patient in a hospital who, despite his illness, still manages to get it on with everyone from his nurses to his lawyer to (*gasp*) his (adopted) daughter. As one might expect, there is enough untamed bush in this one to match the untamed desires of its star, but everything still works out to good effect…particularly given the age of this release. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Holmes, Annette Haven, Joan Devlon, Missy Sue, Veronica Taylor, Carlos Tobalina, Damon Christian, Carl Adams, Felicia Sanda, Tyler Moore, Michaelle Scher, Lazaro Valdes, Michael C. LeDuff, Fermin Castillo del Muro, Rosario Carrillo, Greg Anderson, Jerry Wade, Elsa Sanchez, Amparo Salazar, Eddie Carrillo, Norma Posulez, Tommy Batello, Daniel Hu Song
Studio: Arrow Productions
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 12/25/2003
Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here review summaries:
fu_q's
Nothing but trouble (...and sex...) follows, when Johnny Wadd (John Holmes) is called down to Mexico to help his old war buddy (Damon Christian) take on a drug dealer who's married Damon's junkie ex-wife (Veronica Taylor). Such is the case in "Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here", a tepid 1976 release from Arrow Productions. While the plot is fairly good for a porno of its era (...despite its narrated storyline motif and jumpiness at times...), and there's a decent amount of cheesy, shoot-'em-up style action, the sex itself is incredibly tame...especially given that the legendary cocksman, Holmes, is involved. Indeed, there's plenty of fine fucking to be found in releases from the time period, just not here. There are also better plots from the era, as well. [read the full review]
review from 7/21/2015:
Nothing but trouble (...and sex...) follows, when Johnny Wadd (John Holmes) is called down to Mexico to help his old war buddy (Damon Christian) take on a drug dealer who's married Damon's junkie ex-wife (Veronica Taylor). Such is the case in "Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here", a tepid 1976 release from Arrow Productions. While the plot is fairly good for a porno of its era (...despite its narrated storyline motif and jumpiness at times...), and there's a decent amount of cheesy, shoot-'em-up style action, the sex itself is incredibly tame...especially given that the legendary cocksman, Holmes, is involved. Indeed, there's plenty of fine fucking to be found in releases from the time period, just not here. There are also better plots from the era, as well. [read the full review]
Flash's
Overall, Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here is an average adult film. Viewers that are new to the series will probably want to check out some of the better entries first as this film may not want them to see the rest of the Johnny Wadd series. Fans of the series will want to pick up the disc so they can complete their Johnny Wadd collection. Viewers that like long sex scenes or hate tame sex scenes will want to skip this title along with viewers that hate plotted porn. [read the full review]
review from 12/28/2003:
Overall, Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here is an average adult film. Viewers that are new to the series will probably want to check out some of the better entries first as this film may not want them to see the rest of the Johnny Wadd series. Fans of the series will want to pick up the disc so they can complete their Johnny Wadd collection. Viewers that like long sex scenes or hate tame sex scenes will want to skip this title along with viewers that hate plotted porn. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Ray Wells, Tyler Reynolds, Kent Hall, Kristine Heller, Angela Haze, Sandy Pinney, Jeff Lyle, Ebenezer K. Bartholomu
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Release date: 11/4/2003
Previews: Previews
Spirit Of Seventy Sex review summaries:
fu_q's
It's a wacky, porny walk back through history as a scraggly, aged narrator (Ebenezer K. Bartholomu) rewrites the early American story to include all manner of sexual encounters involving some of its most beloved figures in "Spirit of Seventy Sex". A very good, 1976 release from VCX and director Godfrey Daniels, this remastered film offers up the likes of George and Martha Washington, Ben Franklin, Paul Revere, John Smith, and so on in a variety of goofy, satire-laced, often intentionally anachronistic romps that ultimately come off as fun, clever, and tongue-in-cheek as they do sexy. [read the full review]
review from 9/1/2016:
It's a wacky, porny walk back through history as a scraggly, aged narrator (Ebenezer K. Bartholomu) rewrites the early American story to include all manner of sexual encounters involving some of its most beloved figures in "Spirit of Seventy Sex". A very good, 1976 release from VCX and director Godfrey Daniels, this remastered film offers up the likes of George and Martha Washington, Ben Franklin, Paul Revere, John Smith, and so on in a variety of goofy, satire-laced, often intentionally anachronistic romps that ultimately come off as fun, clever, and tongue-in-cheek as they do sexy. [read the full review]
Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (VCX) review summaries:
Flash's
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. VCX's release is lacking with no extras and a very poor transfer. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2016:
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. VCX's release is lacking with no extras and a very poor transfer. [read the full review]
fu_q's
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2015:
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
Dogzcatcher's
I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2013:
I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer. [read the full review]
Tropic Of Passion (VCX) review summaries:
Flash's
Tropic of Passion, the fourth film in the Johnny Wadd series, was filmed in Waikiki, Hawaii. The locales are good and the story is decent, but the sex scenes seem lacking. VCX's presentation of the film on this release is poor. [read the full review]
review from 7/5/2014:
Tropic of Passion, the fourth film in the Johnny Wadd series, was filmed in Waikiki, Hawaii. The locales are good and the story is decent, but the sex scenes seem lacking. VCX's presentation of the film on this release is poor. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Andrea, John Holmes, William Margold, John Seeman, Tyler Reynolds, Rene Bond, Sandy Dempsey, Ken Scudder, Suzanne Fields, Sandy Pinney, Becky Sharpe, Con Covert, Titus Moede, John Paul Jones, Art Funn, Donna Michelle, Gretchen Rudolph, Brenda Ramm, Hal Walker, Heather Grant, Noel Pickett, Lee J. O'Donnell, Sam Diego, Laura Raymond, Eustace P. Snickerton, Candy Collins, Ginger Norwood, Melody Cartwright, Laura Sumner, Mark Harris, Steve Martinez, Sherman Torgen, Sinthia Starr, Victoria Cunningham, Barbara Brown
Studio: Asterix
Directed by: Stephen Gibson
Release date: 7/1/2003
M-3D The Movie / The Playmates review summaries:
Flash's
This release from Asterix combines two of Stephen Gibson's Deep Vision 3D movies, one that originally had a hardcore version and one that was only softcore. M-3D!: The Movie is an enjoyable film even though only the soft-X cable cut is available here and The Playmates in Deep Vision 3-D wasn't as good. Asterix did a poor job with this release utilizing poor transfers that don't look very good or work well with the 3D. The extras that have been collected for this release are lacking, to say the least. Stephen Gibson has said that 3D Blu-rays are coming for both titles, so it would be wise to wait for them instead of seeking out the old Asterix DVD. [read the full review]
review from 3/25/2016:
This release from Asterix combines two of Stephen Gibson's Deep Vision 3D movies, one that originally had a hardcore version and one that was only softcore. M-3D!: The Movie is an enjoyable film even though only the soft-X cable cut is available here and The Playmates in Deep Vision 3-D wasn't as good. Asterix did a poor job with this release utilizing poor transfers that don't look very good or work well with the 3D. The extras that have been collected for this release are lacking, to say the least. Stephen Gibson has said that 3D Blu-rays are coming for both titles, so it would be wise to wait for them instead of seeking out the old Asterix DVD. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Mike Ranger, Rhonda Jo Petty, Turk Lyon, Spalding Gray, Ming Jade, Ric Lutze, April Grant, Valerie Parker, Alan Colberg, Jo Boyc, Rick Carson, Jakie Boyc
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Bob Chinn, Jaacov Jaacovi
Release date: 5/15/2003
Little Orphan Dusty (TVX) review summaries:
Fred's
With all the talk about rape scenes being taboo now in porn, it's interesting to note that "Little Orphan Dusty" (from the 1970's) is still available, with at least three flat-out rape scenes. The movie, in fact, begins with a major rape scene. Dusty (the actress is a dead-ringer for Farrah Fawcett back when she was on "Charlie's Angels") is walking down the road, when a group of Hells Angels types on motorcycles pull up to her. She seems happy to see them at first, but when one of them pulls at her blouse, she gets the idea that they're not very nice guys and makes a run for it. The bikers chase her through the woods, whooping it up, and eventually corner her in a clearing. Dusty is laid out on top of one of the motorbikes, while a group of bikers hold down her arms and legs (and a lone female biker watches from a distance). The leader of the gang takes out a knife and cuts off her panties, then the others rip off all of her clothes (while she screams "No! No!" to no avail), leaving her nude (and virtually spread-eagle) atop the bike. [read the full review]
review from 11/16/2004:
With all the talk about rape scenes being taboo now in porn, it's interesting to note that "Little Orphan Dusty" (from the 1970's) is still available, with at least three flat-out rape scenes. The movie, in fact, begins with a major rape scene. Dusty (the actress is a dead-ringer for Farrah Fawcett back when she was on "Charlie's Angels") is walking down the road, when a group of Hells Angels types on motorcycles pull up to her. She seems happy to see them at first, but when one of them pulls at her blouse, she gets the idea that they're not very nice guys and makes a run for it. The bikers chase her through the woods, whooping it up, and eventually corner her in a clearing. Dusty is laid out on top of one of the motorbikes, while a group of bikers hold down her arms and legs (and a lone female biker watches from a distance). The leader of the gang takes out a knife and cuts off her panties, then the others rip off all of her clothes (while she screams "No! No!" to no avail), leaving her nude (and virtually spread-eagle) atop the bike. [read the full review]
Little French Maid review summaries:
fu_q's
A horny, young, European maid, Connie Peterson, finds herself passed around, used, and abused by just about everyone with whom she comes in contact in America...and she wouldn't have it any other way. Whether her true lust will ultimately lead to true love--or whether she'll remain relegated to the carnal corners of life--remains the yearning question of the day. Such is the case in "Little French Maid", an overall-good, 1981 release from VCX and director Adele Robbins. [read the full review]
review from 12/20/2016:
A horny, young, European maid, Connie Peterson, finds herself passed around, used, and abused by just about everyone with whom she comes in contact in America...and she wouldn't have it any other way. Whether her true lust will ultimately lead to true love--or whether she'll remain relegated to the carnal corners of life--remains the yearning question of the day. Such is the case in "Little French Maid", an overall-good, 1981 release from VCX and director Adele Robbins. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Mai Lin, Buck Adams, John Holmes, Nick Random, Billy Dee, Melissa Melendez, Sheri St. Clair, Kimberly Carson, Dick Howard, Lisa Melendez, Frankie Penn
Studio: EVN
Directed by: Patty Rhodes
Release date: 4/2/2003
Return of Johnny Wadd, The (EVN) review summaries:
Flash's
The Return of Johnny Wadd is a low spot in the long running Johnny Wadd series. The absence of Bob Chinn as a director is noticed and John C. Holmes is looking rather ragged here. Fans of the Johnny Wadd series will probably want to pick this up to complete their collection and fans of some of the stars who don't mind tame sex will probably enjoy the film. If you are new to the Johnny Wadd films, I'd recommend trying some of the ones made by Freeway Films and Bob Chinn before looking at this one. [read the full review]
review from 8/3/2004:
The Return of Johnny Wadd is a low spot in the long running Johnny Wadd series. The absence of Bob Chinn as a director is noticed and John C. Holmes is looking rather ragged here. Fans of the Johnny Wadd series will probably want to pick this up to complete their collection and fans of some of the stars who don't mind tame sex will probably enjoy the film. If you are new to the Johnny Wadd films, I'd recommend trying some of the ones made by Freeway Films and Bob Chinn before looking at this one. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Randy West, Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, K.C. Williams, Yoko, Mystic, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Janie, Bambi, Candy Barbour, Mike Eyck, Kurt Lyons, Jay Steele, Monique Fuentes, Brianna Beach
Studio: Sunshine
Release date: 2/19/2003
Swedish Erotica Hard: Seka Special review summaries:
Jezebel's
This is a compilation of some of Seka's best work - most of them from older Swedish Erotica loops. For those that like sex within threesomes, this is your tape as most of the loops feature two women (one of them being Seka) with a guy. Some are incredibly erotic - like the one starring Seka with Jamie Gillis and a very attractive young woman (who is uncredited, but appears to be none other than Lysa Thatcher - a hot little vixen from the Golden Age of Porn). The sex in this loop is extremely erotic - starting with Jamie spreading and holding the young vixen's sleek silk-stockinged legs apart with his hands - and then feasting on her sweet pussy while Seka undresses. Jamie finally pulls his tongue out of the squirming vixen's sopping pussy and loosens his grip on her stockings. With the vixen's pussy now fully primed by his cunning tongue, Jamie comes up behind the girl (who's laying on her back) and digs his massive cock between the back of her silky thighs up into her still-spasming snatch. [read the full review]
review from 3/10/2006:
This is a compilation of some of Seka's best work - most of them from older Swedish Erotica loops. For those that like sex within threesomes, this is your tape as most of the loops feature two women (one of them being Seka) with a guy. Some are incredibly erotic - like the one starring Seka with Jamie Gillis and a very attractive young woman (who is uncredited, but appears to be none other than Lysa Thatcher - a hot little vixen from the Golden Age of Porn). The sex in this loop is extremely erotic - starting with Jamie spreading and holding the young vixen's sleek silk-stockinged legs apart with his hands - and then feasting on her sweet pussy while Seka undresses. Jamie finally pulls his tongue out of the squirming vixen's sopping pussy and loosens his grip on her stockings. With the vixen's pussy now fully primed by his cunning tongue, Jamie comes up behind the girl (who's laying on her back) and digs his massive cock between the back of her silky thighs up into her still-spasming snatch. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Blake Palmer, Vanessa Del Rio, Seka
Studio: Hollywood Video
Release date: 2/10/2003
Awesome Classics: The Sexy 70's review summaries:
jimmy's
This compilation is a bit of a let down really. The box cover features a very sexy photo of Vanessa Del Rio, unfortunately the contents of the dvd itself do not justify it. The film looks grainy with no attempt to restore it for today's dvd market and the so-called extras are just phone sex services! The scene with Vanessa is a solo one which starts with her washing a dildo in a kitchen sink. She becomes aroused and... Well you can guess what she does with it! As always she does look awesome, wearing black knee high boots and little else. [read the full review]
review from 2/8/2006:
This compilation is a bit of a let down really. The box cover features a very sexy photo of Vanessa Del Rio, unfortunately the contents of the dvd itself do not justify it. The film looks grainy with no attempt to restore it for today's dvd market and the so-called extras are just phone sex services! The scene with Vanessa is a solo one which starts with her washing a dildo in a kitchen sink. She becomes aroused and... Well you can guess what she does with it! As always she does look awesome, wearing black knee high boots and little else. [read the full review]
JC's
Very good compilation of loops made back in the early 80s where hair was long & thick and tattoos hardly were seen. All loops are good, although one stands out in my memory. It is a threesome with Ron Jeremy, a blonde and a luscious brunette. One sequence has the blonde devouring the brunette's creaming pussy while getting pronged doggy-style by Jeremy. Jeremy then sits down and has the brunette ride him like a cowgirl, impaling her sopping pussy on his massive shaft. She thrashes above Ron so wildly that both Ron and the blonde grab hold of the brunette's shiny black satin garter belt with both their hands to prevent her from dislodging Ron's cock. Later, the blonde spreads the brunette's stockinged legs to catch in her mouth any juices that leak out of the brunette's convulsing, orgasming pussy. Ron finally pulls out, spewing his load over the brunette's freshly fucked pussy. The blonde then gathers the slimy sperm in her fingers and rubs it onto the brunette's pussy, satin garter belt and upper body for good measure. [read the full review]
review from 8/25/2005:
Very good compilation of loops made back in the early 80s where hair was long & thick and tattoos hardly were seen. All loops are good, although one stands out in my memory. It is a threesome with Ron Jeremy, a blonde and a luscious brunette. One sequence has the blonde devouring the brunette's creaming pussy while getting pronged doggy-style by Jeremy. Jeremy then sits down and has the brunette ride him like a cowgirl, impaling her sopping pussy on his massive shaft. She thrashes above Ron so wildly that both Ron and the blonde grab hold of the brunette's shiny black satin garter belt with both their hands to prevent her from dislodging Ron's cock. Later, the blonde spreads the brunette's stockinged legs to catch in her mouth any juices that leak out of the brunette's convulsing, orgasming pussy. Ron finally pulls out, spewing his load over the brunette's freshly fucked pussy. The blonde then gathers the slimy sperm in her fingers and rubs it onto the brunette's pussy, satin garter belt and upper body for good measure. [read the full review]
Prisoner Of Paradise review summaries:
fu_q's
An already-bereft, World War 2 Navy man, John Holmes, finds himself stranded and fending for himself on a near-deserted island in the South Pacific after his ship goes down out at sea. Compounding his problems, he soon discovers that he's not alone in this "paradise", as the Nazis have set up a small, nearby radio-monitoring camp staffed by a pervy, lushy letch of a commander and his two carnal-crazy fraulein underlings. In attempting to rescue a pair of nurses also held captive at the camp, Holmes soon finds himself both a prisoner, as well, and at the mercy of this kinky, sadistic, Hitler-obsessed crew. Such is the case in "Prisoner of Paradise", a very good, 1980 release from VCX and directors Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
review from 6/16/2016:
An already-bereft, World War 2 Navy man, John Holmes, finds himself stranded and fending for himself on a near-deserted island in the South Pacific after his ship goes down out at sea. Compounding his problems, he soon discovers that he's not alone in this "paradise", as the Nazis have set up a small, nearby radio-monitoring camp staffed by a pervy, lushy letch of a commander and his two carnal-crazy fraulein underlings. In attempting to rescue a pair of nurses also held captive at the camp, Holmes soon finds himself both a prisoner, as well, and at the mercy of this kinky, sadistic, Hitler-obsessed crew. Such is the case in "Prisoner of Paradise", a very good, 1980 release from VCX and directors Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
Flash's
Prisoner of Paradise isn't the most plot motivated adult feature film out there but it isn't a bad feature by any means. The plot is thin and the acting for some of the cast is sketchy but the sex scenes aren't bad. Prisoner of Paradise is nicely shot. VCX has done an acceptable job with the release using a video master and including no extras. [read the full review]
review from 5/6/2016:
Prisoner of Paradise isn't the most plot motivated adult feature film out there but it isn't a bad feature by any means. The plot is thin and the acting for some of the cast is sketchy but the sex scenes aren't bad. Prisoner of Paradise is nicely shot. VCX has done an acceptable job with the release using a video master and including no extras. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, John Leslie, Annette Haven, Jean Jennings, John Rolling, Dale Meador, Ken Scudder, Joanna Hilden, Mitch Mandell, Michael Dolan, John Tate, Maxine McKnight, Kristen Huston, Max Mitchell, Jeffery Armstrong, Billy Boyer, Nancy Ford, Gerd Mairandres, Artie Mitchell, Warren Pierce
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Directed by: Sharon McKnight
Release date: 8/1/2002
Autobiography of a Flea (Mitchell Brothers) review summaries:
fu_q's
The blonde beauty Jean Jennings' unorthodox initiation into the world of carnal delights at the hands of a depraved priest (Paul Thomas) ultimately finds the young, 19th century woman quickly transitioning from the role of sexual prey to that of perverted predator, all as recounted by a flea who latches onto her and lives to tell the tale. Such is the case in "Autobiography of a Flea", a very good, 1976 release from the Mitchell Brothers and director Sharon McKnight. [read the full review]
review from 7/4/2016:
The blonde beauty Jean Jennings' unorthodox initiation into the world of carnal delights at the hands of a depraved priest (Paul Thomas) ultimately finds the young, 19th century woman quickly transitioning from the role of sexual prey to that of perverted predator, all as recounted by a flea who latches onto her and lives to tell the tale. Such is the case in "Autobiography of a Flea", a very good, 1976 release from the Mitchell Brothers and director Sharon McKnight. [read the full review]
Flash's
The end result is a decent plot-based film that is heavily lacking in the sex department. Viewers who like plot-based adult entertainment, the classics, couples and tame sex should enjoy this film. Viewers who require long sex scenes, nasty sex or hate porn with a plot will want to avoid this title. If you are interested in this film, you might want to contemplate renting it first, as you might be disappointed in it from a sex angle. [read the full review]
review from 8/23/2002:
The end result is a decent plot-based film that is heavily lacking in the sex department. Viewers who like plot-based adult entertainment, the classics, couples and tame sex should enjoy this film. Viewers who require long sex scenes, nasty sex or hate porn with a plot will want to avoid this title. If you are interested in this film, you might want to contemplate renting it first, as you might be disappointed in it from a sex angle. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Turk Lyon, Pat Ray, Eileen Welles, Carol Connors, Lauren Black, Lynn Ann Newton, Gail Palmer, Eddy Cannon, Kristine Heller, Cris Cassidy
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Gail Palmer
Release date: 7/31/2002
Previews: Previews
Erotic Adventures of Candy (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
The virginally naive Candy Christian (played by the blonde bombshell, Carol Connors) unwittingly embarks upon the sexual adventure of a lifetime when her father ends up in the hospital after catching her getting it on with the hired help. Thereafter, Candy finds herself bumbling her way from one end of the country to the other, being taken advantage of by strangers, doctors, a cult leader, and even family members along the way. Fortunately for her (...and the viewer, as well...), she's more or less too ditzy to realize any of it and simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in the "Erotic Adventures of Candy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer. [read the full review]
review from 6/20/2016:
The virginally naive Candy Christian (played by the blonde bombshell, Carol Connors) unwittingly embarks upon the sexual adventure of a lifetime when her father ends up in the hospital after catching her getting it on with the hired help. Thereafter, Candy finds herself bumbling her way from one end of the country to the other, being taken advantage of by strangers, doctors, a cult leader, and even family members along the way. Fortunately for her (...and the viewer, as well...), she's more or less too ditzy to realize any of it and simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in the "Erotic Adventures of Candy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Sharon Mitchell, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Al Goldstein, Annette Haven, Kitten Natividad, Misty Dawn, Richard Pacheco, William Margold, Jim Holliday, Juliet Anderson, Larry Flynt, Tom Blake, Gloria Leonard, Bobby Hollander, Paul Thomas Anderson, Bill Amerson, Bob Chinn, David Clark, Candida Royalle, Bob Vosse, Joel Sussman, Sharon Holmes, Dawn Schiller, Sean “Duke” Amerson, Denise Amerson, Cicciolina, Ken Turan, Paul Cambria, Mike Sager, Reb Sawitz, Ron Coen, Vonda Lia, Mitchell Egers, Anne Perry-Rhine
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Release date: 6/10/2002
WADD: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes review summaries:
Flash's
If you are contemplating whether to buy the limited edition Lion's Gate release of Wonderland for Wadd or the VCA release of Wadd, despite the fact that the VCA version was apparently changed without the director's permission, this is the superior edition. The movie itself is very close to the version that still bears Cass Paley's name, the extras are excellent and this is the best disc from VCA that I have ever seen. If you are looking for masturbation material, this film isn't a great choice. But if you are looking for a film about one of the most legendary adult stars of all time, John C. Holmes that doesn't hold back this is definitely worth picking up. [read the full review]
review from 7/29/2004:
If you are contemplating whether to buy the limited edition Lion's Gate release of Wonderland for Wadd or the VCA release of Wadd, despite the fact that the VCA version was apparently changed without the director's permission, this is the superior edition. The movie itself is very close to the version that still bears Cass Paley's name, the extras are excellent and this is the best disc from VCA that I have ever seen. If you are looking for masturbation material, this film isn't a great choice. But if you are looking for a film about one of the most legendary adult stars of all time, John C. Holmes that doesn't hold back this is definitely worth picking up. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 105 min. Production Date: Unknown Director: Cass Paley, listed here as Alan Smithee Cast: John Holmes and interviews with people such as John Leslie, Ron Jeremy, Larry Flynt, Al Goldstein, Bill Margold, Gloria Leonard, Miss Sharon Mitchell, Aunt Peg, Jim Holliday, P. T. Anderson, Bunny Bleu, Annette Haven, and Bill and Duke Amerson just to name a few Initial Expectations: Ive heard that VCA is extremely proud of this DVD, and the cover includes comments from magazines such as Time and Entertainment Weekly. This one appears like its going to be one heck of a winner! Initial Reaction: Its an amazing documentary, and perhaps the best DVD Ive seen from VCA. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in John Holmes or the golden age of porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for wanking material Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a bit, but is all treated very well. It mixes new interview footage with footage from John Holmes movies. [read the full review]
review from 7/19/2002:
Running Time: 105 min. Production Date: Unknown Director: Cass Paley, listed here as Alan Smithee Cast: John Holmes and interviews with people such as John Leslie, Ron Jeremy, Larry Flynt, Al Goldstein, Bill Margold, Gloria Leonard, Miss Sharon Mitchell, Aunt Peg, Jim Holliday, P. T. Anderson, Bunny Bleu, Annette Haven, and Bill and Duke Amerson just to name a few Initial Expectations: Ive heard that VCA is extremely proud of this DVD, and the cover includes comments from magazines such as Time and Entertainment Weekly. This one appears like its going to be one heck of a winner! Initial Reaction: Its an amazing documentary, and perhaps the best DVD Ive seen from VCA. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in John Holmes or the golden age of porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for wanking material Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a bit, but is all treated very well. It mixes new interview footage with footage from John Holmes movies. [read the full review]
(2.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Celeste, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Svetlana, Nancy Suiter, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Hillary Summers, Stacy Evans, Pat Manning, Nancy Hoffman, Aubrey Nichols, George Mitchell, Karen Marshall, Adele Lambert, Penny Cash, Yolanda Borkhurst, Bob Arkin, RJ Reynolds, Candida Royalle, Ric Lutze, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Arrow Productions
Directed by: Bob Chinn, Jaacov Jaacovi
Release date: 5/30/2002
Taxi Girls (Arrow) review summaries:
Oddobsessionmovies'
I heard so many good things about Taxi Girls before I saw it. But, of course when I eventually saw it, well, I was less than satisfied. The premises is promising enough: hookers form a taxi company with the added bonus of sex, but when the film gets down to it, there's just too much sex. Characters and characterization is sacrificed on the alter of carnality. Promising subplots are thrown out in exchanged for excess screwing. There are a few amusing moments, but the film wastes its excellent cast, among them the always welcome Serena and the magnificent Nanci Suiter on material more suited for a perverse elementary school play. Jaacov Jaacovi isn't a bad director technically, but he just doesn't seem to know when a scene has gotten tiresome and repetitive and he must move on. [read the full review]
review from 5/21/2006:
I heard so many good things about Taxi Girls before I saw it. But, of course when I eventually saw it, well, I was less than satisfied. The premises is promising enough: hookers form a taxi company with the added bonus of sex, but when the film gets down to it, there's just too much sex. Characters and characterization is sacrificed on the alter of carnality. Promising subplots are thrown out in exchanged for excess screwing. There are a few amusing moments, but the film wastes its excellent cast, among them the always welcome Serena and the magnificent Nanci Suiter on material more suited for a perverse elementary school play. Jaacov Jaacovi isn't a bad director technically, but he just doesn't seem to know when a scene has gotten tiresome and repetitive and he must move on. [read the full review]
Flash's
Although Taxi Girls has several elements going for it, the end result is less than perfect. Fans of one of the stars may want to pick up this title for that reason, but due to the coercion scene at the end of the film, which ruins the light hearted feel of the film I have trouble recommending this film to any particular group. Viewers that hate a porn with their plot, like one on one sex scenes or hate the style of earlier sex scenes will want to avoid this film. Viewers that like porn with a plot and don't have a problem with coercion might want to give this film a chance. [read the full review]
review from 3/9/2003:
Although Taxi Girls has several elements going for it, the end result is less than perfect. Fans of one of the stars may want to pick up this title for that reason, but due to the coercion scene at the end of the film, which ruins the light hearted feel of the film I have trouble recommending this film to any particular group. Viewers that hate a porn with their plot, like one on one sex scenes or hate the style of earlier sex scenes will want to avoid this film. Viewers that like porn with a plot and don't have a problem with coercion might want to give this film a chance. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Misty Regan, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Richard Pacheco, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Johnny Harden, Dorothy LeMay, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Susan Nero, Lisa K. Loring, Charly Rule, Karen Boston, Steve Marty, Barry Garnett, Debbie Rose, Patty Lester, David Maurice, Jerry Hess, Vernon von Bergdorfe, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 5/19/2002
Previews: Previews
Inside Desiree Cousteau (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
The Betty Boop of porno past, the lovely and charming brunette cutie, Desiree Cousteau, has certainly led a colorful, sex-filled life if "Inside Desiree Cousteau", an exceptional 1979 release from Leon Gucci and VCX, is to be believed. Indeed, this showcase features the bubbly young beauty in her pornographic prime and portends to be an autobiographical flick (...suspend disbelief...) highlighting the many lives of Ms. Cousteau and the varied and sordid sexual escapades accompanying them. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2015:
The Betty Boop of porno past, the lovely and charming brunette cutie, Desiree Cousteau, has certainly led a colorful, sex-filled life if "Inside Desiree Cousteau", an exceptional 1979 release from Leon Gucci and VCX, is to be believed. Indeed, this showcase features the bubbly young beauty in her pornographic prime and portends to be an autobiographical flick (...suspend disbelief...) highlighting the many lives of Ms. Cousteau and the varied and sordid sexual escapades accompanying them. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, John Holmes, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, John Seeman, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, Larry Fredrick, Hal Stevens, Bob Lance, Frank Mateo, Spence Davis, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 4/3/2002
Previews: Previews
Deep Rub review summaries:
fu_q's
In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema. [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2015:
In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, William Margold, Becky Savage, Kevin James, Cindy Shepard, Honey Wilder, Turk Lyon, Honey Wilde, Drea, Mike Eyke, Lysa Thatcher, Ken Yontz, Jack Mason
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Adele Robbins
Release date: 7/24/2001
Previews: Previews
Sweet Alice review summaries:
fu_q's
When his stunning, blonde wife, Seka, leaves him for the big city, a desperately lonely rancher from New Mexico, Kevin James, heads into town to find her. Of course, what he discovers that she's been up to there (porn) might just end up being a bit more than he can handle. Such is the case in "Sweet Alice", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Adele Robbins. [read the full review]
review from 2/4/2017:
When his stunning, blonde wife, Seka, leaves him for the big city, a desperately lonely rancher from New Mexico, Kevin James, heads into town to find her. Of course, what he discovers that she's been up to there (porn) might just end up being a bit more than he can handle. Such is the case in "Sweet Alice", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Adele Robbins. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Seka, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Linda Wong, Kitty Shayne, Phaedra, Laurie Smith, Eileen Welles, Bonnie Holiday, Lee Grant, Melba Bruce, Fay Burd, Jennifer Richards, Monique Starr, Jessica Temple-Smith, Laura Toledo, Laurien Dominique, Cris Cassidy, Bob Chinn, Kyoto Sun, Candida Royalle, Christian Sarver, Fatima Hamoud, Felicia Sanda, Phaery I. Burd
Studio: MG Media
Directed by: Julia St. Vincent
Release date: 7/3/2001
Exhausted review summaries:
Flash's
Exhausted is a hard film to categorize and review. If one is looking for a true documentary on John Holmes, Julia St. Vincent's documentary is not what you are looking for. If you are looking for a pseudo-documentary that highlights all of the myths and false images of the adult film industry and John Holmes, Exhausted is your film. MG Media has done a great job with their release of Exhausted with a nice image and audio along with a great set of extras. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2017:
Exhausted is a hard film to categorize and review. If one is looking for a true documentary on John Holmes, Julia St. Vincent's documentary is not what you are looking for. If you are looking for a pseudo-documentary that highlights all of the myths and false images of the adult film industry and John Holmes, Exhausted is your film. MG Media has done a great job with their release of Exhausted with a nice image and audio along with a great set of extras. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 1980 - 1981 Director: Julia St. Vincent Cast: John Holmes, Seka, Annette Haven, Jesse St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Linda Wong, Laurien Dominique, Kyoto, Eileen Wells, Chris Cassidy, Felecia Sanda, Kitty Shane, Bonnie Holiday, Christin Sarver, Fatima Hammoud, Melba Bruce, Candice Chambers, Laura Toledo, Fay Burd, Phardre, Jennifer Richards, Monique Starr, Laurie Smith, Jessica Temple-Smith, and Bob Chinn Initial Expectations: Ive heard a lot about this movie, and MG Media looks like theyve done a great job. Hopefully its as good as it looks. Initial Reaction: Its an amazing DVD of a very well done movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in John Holmes. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for just a spank flick. Audio /Video Quality: Although it does show its age a little, Exhausted looks and sounds great. [read the full review]
review from 8/21/2001:
Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 1980 - 1981 Director: Julia St. Vincent Cast: John Holmes, Seka, Annette Haven, Jesse St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Linda Wong, Laurien Dominique, Kyoto, Eileen Wells, Chris Cassidy, Felecia Sanda, Kitty Shane, Bonnie Holiday, Christin Sarver, Fatima Hammoud, Melba Bruce, Candice Chambers, Laura Toledo, Fay Burd, Phardre, Jennifer Richards, Monique Starr, Laurie Smith, Jessica Temple-Smith, and Bob Chinn Initial Expectations: Ive heard a lot about this movie, and MG Media looks like theyve done a great job. Hopefully its as good as it looks. Initial Reaction: Its an amazing DVD of a very well done movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in John Holmes. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for just a spank flick. Audio /Video Quality: Although it does show its age a little, Exhausted looks and sounds great. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Seka, David Morris, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Desiree West, Liza Dwyer, Brooke West, R.J. Reynolds, Joan Thomas
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ziggy Ziggowitz Jr.
Release date: 4/4/2001
Rockin' With Seka review summaries:
Action Jackson's
A series of sexual vignettes featuring Seka as an airline hostess who recounts tales of her work-related promiscuity. [read the full review]
review from 1/27/2009:
A series of sexual vignettes featuring Seka as an airline hostess who recounts tales of her work-related promiscuity. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Montana, John Holmes, Linda Wong, Valerie Perrine, Carole Hilton, Moly Jack, Joanne Levine, Jacklin Morina, Alan Orkin, John Seaman
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Joseph Blanski
Release date: 2/17/2001
Previews: Previews
Stormy review summaries:
Diville's
Starring: John Holmes, Linda Wong, Carole Hilton, Jacklin Morina, Joanne Levine, Moly Jack, Montana, Valerie Perrine, Joey Silvera, John Seaman, Alan Orkin Directed By: Sam Norvell What do Johnny Appleseed, Pecos Bill, and John Holmes' cock all have in common? Yes, they're bigger than life, but they're also a part of American folklore. Their legends have a knack for getting exaggerated over the course of time. One must stretch his imagination quite a bit to buy into the tall tales told in children's storybooks, however, when it comes to Johnny Wad's wad we've got history recorded on film, videotape, and now DVD. His manhood has taken on mythic proportions--deservedly so, or not--but there's no denying the late poster boy for golden age smut packed some serious wood. With their DVD release of Holmes' pimp film Stormy, I'm surprised NuTech Digital was able to fit his entire dick on just one disc. It's a shame, however, the movie contained on that disc doesn't live up to the grandeur of its star's legend. [read the full review]
review from 3/31/2001:
Starring: John Holmes, Linda Wong, Carole Hilton, Jacklin Morina, Joanne Levine, Moly Jack, Montana, Valerie Perrine, Joey Silvera, John Seaman, Alan Orkin Directed By: Sam Norvell What do Johnny Appleseed, Pecos Bill, and John Holmes' cock all have in common? Yes, they're bigger than life, but they're also a part of American folklore. Their legends have a knack for getting exaggerated over the course of time. One must stretch his imagination quite a bit to buy into the tall tales told in children's storybooks, however, when it comes to Johnny Wad's wad we've got history recorded on film, videotape, and now DVD. His manhood has taken on mythic proportions--deservedly so, or not--but there's no denying the late poster boy for golden age smut packed some serious wood. With their DVD release of Holmes' pimp film Stormy, I'm surprised NuTech Digital was able to fit his entire dick on just one disc. It's a shame, however, the movie contained on that disc doesn't live up to the grandeur of its star's legend. [read the full review]
Senator's Daughter, The (NuTech) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 71 min. Director: Don Flowers Cast: John Holmes, Leslie Bovee, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Rick Toole, Manuel Stucazzu, Nancy Crew, Allan Ball, Bruce L. Bruce, Sara Tulip, Alan Fink, and the Belly High Dance Troupe Initial Expectations: This one sound like a lot of fun. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun but not much of a porno. Audio /Video Quality: Its a classic, so one shouldnt expect it to look like a recently made movie. Even without considering the age, the audio is pretty clear. When considering the age, its great. The video suffers a little more. Its grainy and often very fuzzy with some relics. Music: The 70s music you know and love. Make that the 70s music you know. Review: The Senators Daughter is a lot of fun but its a little disappointing as a porno. Yes, normally the sex scenes in classic porn arent as long or defined as in modern porn but theyre even less so here. [read the full review]
review from 3/22/2001:
Running Time: 71 min. Director: Don Flowers Cast: John Holmes, Leslie Bovee, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Rick Toole, Manuel Stucazzu, Nancy Crew, Allan Ball, Bruce L. Bruce, Sara Tulip, Alan Fink, and the Belly High Dance Troupe Initial Expectations: This one sound like a lot of fun. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun but not much of a porno. Audio /Video Quality: Its a classic, so one shouldnt expect it to look like a recently made movie. Even without considering the age, the audio is pretty clear. When considering the age, its great. The video suffers a little more. Its grainy and often very fuzzy with some relics. Music: The 70s music you know and love. Make that the 70s music you know. Review: The Senators Daughter is a lot of fun but its a little disappointing as a porno. Yes, normally the sex scenes in classic porn arent as long or defined as in modern porn but theyre even less so here. [read the full review]
John Holmes: The King of X (Taboo) review summaries:
andyblake's
This is a complete mess. The menu indicates that there are ten scenes, but there are nowhere near ten complete scenes. There's only one decent length, watchable scene in the whole movie. This DVD consists mostly of scraps and fragments, and the video quality is appalling. Its not that the transfer is especially bad, it's just that the footage looks like it was shot in the silent era. Old, scratchy, blurry, most of it was probably shot in or before 1974. The women, with a couple of exceptions, are downright skanky. [read the full review]
review from 10/15/2001:
This is a complete mess. The menu indicates that there are ten scenes, but there are nowhere near ten complete scenes. There's only one decent length, watchable scene in the whole movie. This DVD consists mostly of scraps and fragments, and the video quality is appalling. Its not that the transfer is especially bad, it's just that the footage looks like it was shot in the silent era. Old, scratchy, blurry, most of it was probably shot in or before 1974. The women, with a couple of exceptions, are downright skanky. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Billy Dee, Michael Morrison, Seka, Holly McCall, David Morris, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Release date: 10/16/2000
Aunt Peg (NuTech) review summaries:
Black Coffee's
Year of Release: 1980 Writer/Director: Wes Brown (aka Anthony Spinelli) Producer: Arthur Cutter Cinematographer: Jack Post DVD Runtime: 78 min. 43 sec. Actors Juliet Anderson.......Aunt Peg Norton John Holmes...........John Jamie Gillis.............Franco Serena...................Susan Michael Ranger.......Michael Ranger Michael Morrison.....Jack (Sheilas father) Seka..........................Seka Shirley Woods (aka Sharon Kane)....Sheila Dotty Hart Review Right after the credits finish, we are thrust into a sex scene with a naked John Holmes (once again playing a character aptly named 'John') lying next to a brunette named Pam. John rolls over to her and as things look like they are ready to take off, we hear, "Cut!" It's a film set loaded with lights, cameras and crew. Producer Peg Norton (Juliet Anderson) calls a break for lunch and the set clears. John tells Pam to hang back because he needs to talk to her, and before you know it they are fucking...er, I mean rehearsing. [read the full review]
review from 8/25/2004:
Year of Release: 1980 Writer/Director: Wes Brown (aka Anthony Spinelli) Producer: Arthur Cutter Cinematographer: Jack Post DVD Runtime: 78 min. 43 sec. Actors Juliet Anderson.......Aunt Peg Norton John Holmes...........John Jamie Gillis.............Franco Serena...................Susan Michael Ranger.......Michael Ranger Michael Morrison.....Jack (Sheilas father) Seka..........................Seka Shirley Woods (aka Sharon Kane)....Sheila Dotty Hart Review Right after the credits finish, we are thrust into a sex scene with a naked John Holmes (once again playing a character aptly named 'John') lying next to a brunette named Pam. John rolls over to her and as things look like they are ready to take off, we hear, "Cut!" It's a film set loaded with lights, cameras and crew. Producer Peg Norton (Juliet Anderson) calls a break for lunch and the set clears. John tells Pam to hang back because he needs to talk to her, and before you know it they are fucking...er, I mean rehearsing. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Mike Ranger, Christine Sarver, Ian Saltares
Studio: Vidco
Release date: 10/4/2000
Man the Myth, The review summaries:
andyblake's
This is a compilation of unrelated scenes featuring the late John C. Holmes, and his incredible 13-inch schlong. (This compilation is vastly superior to another John Holmes compilation DVD that I review on this site) Some of the scenes are from Holmes' Johnny Wadd series from the 1970s, directed by Bob Chinn. The plot and acting from the scenes included in this compilation makes me wish that the whole Johnny Wadd series would be rescued from the vaults and re-issued on DVD. I imagine that most of these movies simply no longer exist, which is too bad. A couple of years ago, Bob Chinn tried to re-start the Johnny Wadd series with a different actor. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a market for expensive, plot-driven features with high production values. These types of movies are out-competed by the flood of much cheaper gonzo material that completely dispenses with plot, writing, acting, outdoor shots, indoor sets, etc. [read the full review]
review from 4/27/2003:
This is a compilation of unrelated scenes featuring the late John C. Holmes, and his incredible 13-inch schlong. (This compilation is vastly superior to another John Holmes compilation DVD that I review on this site) Some of the scenes are from Holmes' Johnny Wadd series from the 1970s, directed by Bob Chinn. The plot and acting from the scenes included in this compilation makes me wish that the whole Johnny Wadd series would be rescued from the vaults and re-issued on DVD. I imagine that most of these movies simply no longer exist, which is too bad. A couple of years ago, Bob Chinn tried to re-start the Johnny Wadd series with a different actor. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a market for expensive, plot-driven features with high production values. These types of movies are out-competed by the flood of much cheaper gonzo material that completely dispenses with plot, writing, acting, outdoor shots, indoor sets, etc. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Angel, Shanna McCullough, Raven, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Harry Reems, Misty Dawn, Cody Nicole, Kimberly Carson, R. Bolla, Robert Bullock, Shaun Michelle, Frank Hollowell, Bill Amerson, Blossom Leigh, Stacy Pool, Linda Kay, Denise Munson, Rudy Kaz, Ted C. Beejun, Sean Amerson, M. Murrey
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Jack Remy
Release date: 8/11/2000
Previews: Previews
Girls on Fire (VCX) review summaries:
KinkWilliams'
The 1985 classic with Ginger Lynn, Angel, John C. Holmes, Harry Reems, and Jamie Gillis. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2016:
The 1985 classic with Ginger Lynn, Angel, John C. Holmes, Harry Reems, and Jamie Gillis. [read the full review]
fu_q's
It's all about running and raunch (...and not necessarily in that order...) when two insurance investigators, Jamie Gillis and Robert Bullock, discover that the subject of their recent inquiry is a low-level mob boss, Frank Hollowell, in "Girls on Fire", an overall-good, mid-80s release from VCX and Jack Remy. (**Don't miss the Ginger Lynn / John Holmes coupling here. It's something special.**) [read the full review]
review from 9/19/2015:
It's all about running and raunch (...and not necessarily in that order...) when two insurance investigators, Jamie Gillis and Robert Bullock, discover that the subject of their recent inquiry is a low-level mob boss, Frank Hollowell, in "Girls on Fire", an overall-good, mid-80s release from VCX and Jack Remy. (**Don't miss the Ginger Lynn / John Holmes coupling here. It's something special.**) [read the full review]
Flash's
Due to the video problems if you are a fan of the film or it sounds like a good movie to you, you probably want to wait and hope that a better version of it gets released in the future. As this is a limited edition release it will eventually leave the market and anther company may re-release a better print of it. If you are still considering purchasing it, I suggest that you rent it first so you can see how bad the video problems are before you purchase so you don't end up disappointed. [read the full review]
review from 3/15/2002:
Due to the video problems if you are a fan of the film or it sounds like a good movie to you, you probably want to wait and hope that a better version of it gets released in the future. As this is a limited edition release it will eventually leave the market and anther company may re-release a better print of it. If you are still considering purchasing it, I suggest that you rent it first so you can see how bad the video problems are before you purchase so you don't end up disappointed. [read the full review]
Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 4 review summaries:
fu_q's
"Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 4", the fourth installment in the Marilyn-driven, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up seven sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various fantasies and/or experiences. One of the true adult legends of yesteryear, Marilyn is in top form here...athletic, fit, and firm...and it's clear that she, as of the time of this filming, hasn't lost a sexual step from her earlier days in the industry. Despite clocking in at only about 80 minutes, all of the sequences are erotic, well-captured, and well set up...and every instant seems used to excellent effect. [read the full review]
review from 2/12/2017:
"Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 4", the fourth installment in the Marilyn-driven, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up seven sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various fantasies and/or experiences. One of the true adult legends of yesteryear, Marilyn is in top form here...athletic, fit, and firm...and it's clear that she, as of the time of this filming, hasn't lost a sexual step from her earlier days in the industry. Despite clocking in at only about 80 minutes, all of the sequences are erotic, well-captured, and well set up...and every instant seems used to excellent effect. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Jon Martin, Linda Wong, Bonnie Holiday, Jessica Temple-Smith, Paula Wain, Steve Balint, Yvonne Green, Jimi Lee, Daniel Husong, Mark Ross, Jon Gimbel, Elliot Lewis
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 7/31/2000
Previews: Previews
Jade Pussycat, The review summaries:
fu_q's
John Holmes is at it again as his cooler-than-you, private investigator persona, "Johnny Wadd", in "The Jade Pussycat", a very good, 1977 release from Bob Chinn and I-Candy. This time around, Holmes has been employed by the sister of a low-rent thief, Jon Martin, to find him after he goes missing upon stealing a near-priceless artifact, the Pussycat. As it turns out, it's the criminal Linda Wong and her gang of Chinese thugs who are behind the kidnapping, and what ensues is an old-school, P.I. adventure reminiscent of mainstream stories of its era...but served up with a heaping helping of Holmes' mammoth meat and good ole-fashioned fucking. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2016:
John Holmes is at it again as his cooler-than-you, private investigator persona, "Johnny Wadd", in "The Jade Pussycat", a very good, 1977 release from Bob Chinn and I-Candy. This time around, Holmes has been employed by the sister of a low-rent thief, Jon Martin, to find him after he goes missing upon stealing a near-priceless artifact, the Pussycat. As it turns out, it's the criminal Linda Wong and her gang of Chinese thugs who are behind the kidnapping, and what ensues is an old-school, P.I. adventure reminiscent of mainstream stories of its era...but served up with a heaping helping of Holmes' mammoth meat and good ole-fashioned fucking. [read the full review]
Flash's
The Jade Pussycat is a great adult film to come out of the seventies and one of the best entries in the Johnny Wadd film series. The film has a great combination of sex and story that makes for a excellent finished product. I-Candy's release features a decent presentation of the film. [read the full review]
review from 7/21/2014:
The Jade Pussycat is a great adult film to come out of the seventies and one of the best entries in the Johnny Wadd film series. The film has a great combination of sex and story that makes for a excellent finished product. I-Candy's release features a decent presentation of the film. [read the full review]
China Cat, The review summaries:
Flash's
The China Cat is the tenth film in the Johnny Wadd film series and a spoof on Charlie's Angels. While not the best entry in the series, the film is still a fun one and worth watching. I-Candy's transfer does leave something to be desired though. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2014:
The China Cat is the tenth film in the Johnny Wadd film series and a spoof on Charlie's Angels. While not the best entry in the series, the film is still a fun one and worth watching. I-Candy's transfer does leave something to be desired though. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Holmes, Seka, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Dorothy LeMay, James Price, Fatima Hamoud, Crimson Rose, Carl Adams, Charles Scott, Peter Kenyatta, Phaery I. Burd
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 7/31/2000
Previews: Previews
Blonde Fire review summaries:
fu_q's
It's all about the chicanery, the subterfuge, and the sex (...and not necessarily in that order...) when everyone's favorite porno action hero, John Holmes (as Johnny Wadd), is put to the task of purchasing and bringing home safely an extraordinarily rare and expensive South African diamond. Of course, no one is to be trusted in this endeavor and just about everyone is--and turns out to be--a potential threat. Such is the case in I-Candy's "Blonde Fire", a very good, 1979 release from director Bob Chinn that features Holmes in yet another, acting-heavy, protagonist-type role that finds him again as the suave, cool-under-pressure, up-to-the-challenge hero. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2016:
It's all about the chicanery, the subterfuge, and the sex (...and not necessarily in that order...) when everyone's favorite porno action hero, John Holmes (as Johnny Wadd), is put to the task of purchasing and bringing home safely an extraordinarily rare and expensive South African diamond. Of course, no one is to be trusted in this endeavor and just about everyone is--and turns out to be--a potential threat. Such is the case in I-Candy's "Blonde Fire", a very good, 1979 release from director Bob Chinn that features Holmes in yet another, acting-heavy, protagonist-type role that finds him again as the suave, cool-under-pressure, up-to-the-challenge hero. [read the full review]
Flash's
Blonde Fire is the final film in the Johnny Wadd film series that Bob Chinn had any involvement with. Blone Fire isn't the greatest film in the series and I wish that the series had a stronger film to end with. That aside, the film is enjoyable and has a decent plot and some enjoyable sex scenes. I-Candy's transfer for the film is disappointing. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2014:
Blonde Fire is the final film in the Johnny Wadd film series that Bob Chinn had any involvement with. Blone Fire isn't the greatest film in the series and I wish that the series had a stronger film to end with. That aside, the film is enjoyable and has a decent plot and some enjoyable sex scenes. I-Candy's transfer for the film is disappointing. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Holmes, Susan Hart, Gene Clayton, Eric Evol, Wilt Torrance, Bernard Addison, Carrie Welton, Wynne Colburn, Bert Willis, Tracy Valdis, Joseph Lopez, Justin Mallory, Fifi Aldercy, Shell Seward, Jack Aldis, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Stanley Kurlan
Release date: 4/24/2000
Eruption (NuTech) review summaries:
andyblake's
This was shot on location in Hawaii and features dozens of exterior shots of the island, as well as a sailboat, a helicopter, some scuba footage, an Aloha airliner, etc. The "Double Indemnity"/"Body Heat" style plot far exceeds any plot you'll see in today's porn. On the downside, this is 24 year-old footage, and it shows. The DVD transfer was pretty good, but the film itself is damaged and peppered with scratches and white spots. Moreover, the women doing porn in the late 1970's were pretty homely by today's standards, but Leslie Bovee is a very handsome woman and exudes an earthy sensuality. On the extras side, there is a full motion chapter-stops menu. The multi-angle gimmick is a complete waste of time, because most of the extra angles are just mirror images. The commentary track is the king of all DVD extras, but none of the people associated with this project are still around and willing to participate. Holmes passed away in 1988, and Leslie Bovee has been out of the business for twenty years. [read the full review]
review from 10/23/2004:
This was shot on location in Hawaii and features dozens of exterior shots of the island, as well as a sailboat, a helicopter, some scuba footage, an Aloha airliner, etc. The "Double Indemnity"/"Body Heat" style plot far exceeds any plot you'll see in today's porn. On the downside, this is 24 year-old footage, and it shows. The DVD transfer was pretty good, but the film itself is damaged and peppered with scratches and white spots. Moreover, the women doing porn in the late 1970's were pretty homely by today's standards, but Leslie Bovee is a very handsome woman and exudes an earthy sensuality. On the extras side, there is a full motion chapter-stops menu. The multi-angle gimmick is a complete waste of time, because most of the extra angles are just mirror images. The commentary track is the king of all DVD extras, but none of the people associated with this project are still around and willing to participate. Holmes passed away in 1988, and Leslie Bovee has been out of the business for twenty years. [read the full review]
Kate's
Eruption, a 1978 film starring Holmes and Leslie Bovee, shot on location in Hawaii, is the perfect example of Holmes the actor (instead of just Holmes the big, wonderful cock.) As with other classic porno, Eruption had a complete plot intermingled with hot sex. The story was very Magnum PI-like, and not just because it was filmed in Hawaii. Holmes plays an insurance sales guy who helps Bovee kill her husband to collect on a life insurance policy. The movie has plot twists and exciting moments that don't involve sex (seriously.)You get to watch the Holmes' penis rise to the occasion over and over again -these are captivating moments -getting this man hard is a slow, sensual process. [read the full review]
review from 12/8/1999:
Eruption, a 1978 film starring Holmes and Leslie Bovee, shot on location in Hawaii, is the perfect example of Holmes the actor (instead of just Holmes the big, wonderful cock.) As with other classic porno, Eruption had a complete plot intermingled with hot sex. The story was very Magnum PI-like, and not just because it was filmed in Hawaii. Holmes plays an insurance sales guy who helps Bovee kill her husband to collect on a life insurance policy. The movie has plot twists and exciting moments that don't involve sex (seriously.)You get to watch the Holmes' penis rise to the occasion over and over again -these are captivating moments -getting this man hard is a slow, sensual process. [read the full review]
(3.9 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Tom Byron, Christy Canyon, Peter North, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Sharon Mitchell, Carolyn Monroe, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Marc Wallice, Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Eric Edwards, Vanessa Del Rio, Seka, Constance Money, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: VCA
Release date: 4/24/2000
Top 25 Adult Stars of all Time review summaries:
All reviews of Top 25 Adult Stars of all Time
ExperimentalGuy's
The Top 25 Adult Stars of All Time Directed by Various Running time (approx): 240mins I think there is a very good reason why many hold the classic era of porn (70s, 80s) in such high regard. For me when I first saw films like this, they were normally passed to me on very low quality VHS, sometimes with no sound, or a picture so bad it was almost unwatchable. Porn back then was the holy grail. It was next to impossible to widely obtain (at least here in the UK) and just seeing real sex was amazing. Now it is different. Hardcore for one, is legal in the UK. Porn is now on DVD and the picture quality is never an issue (at least by no means the issue it was) and also, such beautiful women are ready and willing to shed their inhibitions for your viewing enjoyment. It is a different world now, and for me I have come to the realisation that yes, porn in the past was special because it was so forbidden and unobtainable but porn now is in a different league. [read the full review]
review from 8/20/2004:
The Top 25 Adult Stars of All Time Directed by Various Running time (approx): 240mins I think there is a very good reason why many hold the classic era of porn (70s, 80s) in such high regard. For me when I first saw films like this, they were normally passed to me on very low quality VHS, sometimes with no sound, or a picture so bad it was almost unwatchable. Porn back then was the holy grail. It was next to impossible to widely obtain (at least here in the UK) and just seeing real sex was amazing. Now it is different. Hardcore for one, is legal in the UK. Porn is now on DVD and the picture quality is never an issue (at least by no means the issue it was) and also, such beautiful women are ready and willing to shed their inhibitions for your viewing enjoyment. It is a different world now, and for me I have come to the realisation that yes, porn in the past was special because it was so forbidden and unobtainable but porn now is in a different league. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Marilyn Chambers, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, Seka, Christy Canyon, Sharon Mitchell, Victoria Paris, Tianna, Jeanna FineGeorgina Spelvin, Erika Boyer, Jill Kelly, Lesllie Bovee, Constance Money, Vanessa Del Rio, Carolyn Monroe, Sharon Kane, Samantha Fox, Lee Carroll, Bunny Bleu, John Holmes, Peter North, John Leslie, Ron Jeremy, Eric Edwards, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice We are all list crazy. We compulsively make them, whether they are of our favorite rock bands, favorite movies, best places to eat ribs, favorite sexual positions, or whatever there is in the world that can be counted. It's only natural, then, that there would be a list of the all-time greatest porn stars. Look to the Polls Forum of this very web site, and you'll see such matters continuously debated. Of course, there could be no official list; sex is much too subjective. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2001:
Starring: Marilyn Chambers, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, Seka, Christy Canyon, Sharon Mitchell, Victoria Paris, Tianna, Jeanna FineGeorgina Spelvin, Erika Boyer, Jill Kelly, Lesllie Bovee, Constance Money, Vanessa Del Rio, Carolyn Monroe, Sharon Kane, Samantha Fox, Lee Carroll, Bunny Bleu, John Holmes, Peter North, John Leslie, Ron Jeremy, Eric Edwards, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice We are all list crazy. We compulsively make them, whether they are of our favorite rock bands, favorite movies, best places to eat ribs, favorite sexual positions, or whatever there is in the world that can be counted. It's only natural, then, that there would be a list of the all-time greatest porn stars. Look to the Polls Forum of this very web site, and you'll see such matters continuously debated. Of course, there could be no official list; sex is much too subjective. [read the full review]
Saki's
The Top 25 Adult Stars Of All Time (1998) Studio: VCA Directed by: Jim Holliday Starring: Marilyn Chambers, Ginger Lynn, Seka, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Georgina Spelvin, Lili Marlene, Tianna, Lesllie Bovee, Rachel Ashley, Jody Maxwell, Samantha Fox, Veronica Hart, Sharon Mitchell, Sharon Kane, Lee Caroll, Bunny Bleu, Vanessa Del Rio, Nina Hartley, K.C. Williams, Jeanna Fine, Bridgette Aime, Amber Lynn, Christy Canyon, Tracy Adams, Victoria Paris, Tori Welles, Nancy Suiter, Jill Kelly, David Morris, John C. [read the full review]
review from 1/7/2000:
The Top 25 Adult Stars Of All Time (1998) Studio: VCA Directed by: Jim Holliday Starring: Marilyn Chambers, Ginger Lynn, Seka, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Georgina Spelvin, Lili Marlene, Tianna, Lesllie Bovee, Rachel Ashley, Jody Maxwell, Samantha Fox, Veronica Hart, Sharon Mitchell, Sharon Kane, Lee Caroll, Bunny Bleu, Vanessa Del Rio, Nina Hartley, K.C. Williams, Jeanna Fine, Bridgette Aime, Amber Lynn, Christy Canyon, Tracy Adams, Victoria Paris, Tori Welles, Nancy Suiter, Jill Kelly, David Morris, John C. [read the full review]
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, Lisa De Leeuw, Richard Pacheco, Cody Nicole, Lili Marlene, Brandy, Tina Marie, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Steve Douglas, John Lazar, Clay Tanning, Ferris Weal, Donna Capris, Monique Gabrielle, Winston Cleet, Margaret Raines
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Up 'n Coming review summaries:
fu_q's
The path to music superstardom is fraught with users, losers, cutthroat competition, and, of course, plenty of hot, steamy sex, as a young country singer, Marilyn Chambers, quickly discovers. Fortunately for the beautiful adult legend, her smooth, seductive, and sultry style--coupled with her natural talents and street smarts--are enough to overcome any obstacle in her way. Such is the case in "Up 'N Coming", a very good, 1982 release from Godfrey Daniels and I-Candy. [read the full review]
review from 7/7/2016:
The path to music superstardom is fraught with users, losers, cutthroat competition, and, of course, plenty of hot, steamy sex, as a young country singer, Marilyn Chambers, quickly discovers. Fortunately for the beautiful adult legend, her smooth, seductive, and sultry style--coupled with her natural talents and street smarts--are enough to overcome any obstacle in her way. Such is the case in "Up 'N Coming", a very good, 1982 release from Godfrey Daniels and I-Candy. [read the full review]
Draken's
Pre Viewing Expectations The case notes this is a classic porn release, and briefly describes the plot. Most of the space on the back is used to list the extras included on the disc, and what a list it is, right down to the Dolby 5.1 sound. I don't have a Dolby 5.1 setup, so I can't comment on this. Too bad the case tells one how to find the bonus photos, half of the fun would have been searching around the various menus looking for the hidden tag. The Main Event This is a golden classis from the early days of Porn. It was produced in the early 1980's and stars the one and only Marilyn Chambers. She brings her own energy to any movie she stars in, which is just as hot now as it was the day she shot it. This movie is no exception. There are eight scenes total, with Marilyn appearing in a majority of those. Many of the scenes show actions we take for granted today, but were virtually unheard of back then. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2000:
Pre Viewing Expectations The case notes this is a classic porn release, and briefly describes the plot. Most of the space on the back is used to list the extras included on the disc, and what a list it is, right down to the Dolby 5.1 sound. I don't have a Dolby 5.1 setup, so I can't comment on this. Too bad the case tells one how to find the bonus photos, half of the fun would have been searching around the various menus looking for the hidden tag. The Main Event This is a golden classis from the early days of Porn. It was produced in the early 1980's and stars the one and only Marilyn Chambers. She brings her own energy to any movie she stars in, which is just as hot now as it was the day she shot it. This movie is no exception. There are eight scenes total, with Marilyn appearing in a majority of those. Many of the scenes show actions we take for granted today, but were virtually unheard of back then. [read the full review]
Kate's
As much as I love iCandy and Marilyn Chambers, I have to admit that the sex is not the highlight of this DVD. Up n Coming is loaded with plot and (aside from Marilyn's enjoyable songs) bad country music. The movie script, the audio commentary and Marilyn are what make this DVD so great. I may be crazy, but Marilyn's body looks even better in this flick than in Insatiable. When she's rubbing herself in the shower, every muscle in her body flexes. This is really a stunning opener, even though it doesn't lead to anything.Plot The plot centers on the trials and tribulations of up and coming country music singer, Cassie Harland (Marilyn.) Cassie learns that PR equals giving good head and falling legends, Lisa DeLeeuw, don't take their loss of stardom lightly. The acting and character development are excellent. So good that you really don't want to see the mean Lisa get any good sex (though she does get a nice threesome with her studly thug and his girlie.)Sex A few sex scenes stand out. [read the full review]
review from 1/23/2000:
As much as I love iCandy and Marilyn Chambers, I have to admit that the sex is not the highlight of this DVD. Up n Coming is loaded with plot and (aside from Marilyn's enjoyable songs) bad country music. The movie script, the audio commentary and Marilyn are what make this DVD so great. I may be crazy, but Marilyn's body looks even better in this flick than in Insatiable. When she's rubbing herself in the shower, every muscle in her body flexes. This is really a stunning opener, even though it doesn't lead to anything.Plot The plot centers on the trials and tribulations of up and coming country music singer, Cassie Harland (Marilyn.) Cassie learns that PR equals giving good head and falling legends, Lisa DeLeeuw, don't take their loss of stardom lightly. The acting and character development are excellent. So good that you really don't want to see the mean Lisa get any good sex (though she does get a nice threesome with her studly thug and his girlie.)Sex A few sex scenes stand out. [read the full review]
Insatiable (I-Candy) review summaries:
Corey Thomas'
I actually purchased "Insatiable" more for the content of the extras (the commentary tracks, although unfortunately it turned out the one with Marilyn Chambers is not featured on this DVD release) than the feature itself although it was certainly an acceptable film with plot, acting, technically well done (like most films of the Golden Age), although I was a bit disappointed with the sole commentary tracks by Gloria Leonard (who does not appear in the film). [read the full review]
review from 11/21/2015:
I actually purchased "Insatiable" more for the content of the extras (the commentary tracks, although unfortunately it turned out the one with Marilyn Chambers is not featured on this DVD release) than the feature itself although it was certainly an acceptable film with plot, acting, technically well done (like most films of the Golden Age), although I was a bit disappointed with the sole commentary tracks by Gloria Leonard (who does not appear in the film). [read the full review]
Saki's
Insatiable (1980) Studio: i-Candy/Miracle Films Directed by: Godfrey Daniels Starring: Marilyn Chambers, Jesie St. James, Serena, John C. Holmes, John Leslie, David Morris, Mike Ranger, and Richard Pacheco Running Time: 1:17 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Animated menus, full motion video chapter selection menu, detailed biographies of the stars, plot synopsis, trivia game, over 50 production photographs, easter egg with 10 hidden photos, trailers for Nurses of the 407th and Up 'N Coming, and audio commentary track by former star Gloria Leonard The First Word: Insatiable is perhaps the best adult film of all time, starring the widely acknowledged top female star of all time, and, incidentally, was the very first X-rated movie that I ever watched. Plot Synopsis: Sandra Chase (Marilyn Chambers) is a famous actress and model who lives a glamorous lifestyle thanks to her stardom and the fortune she inherited from her parents when they were killed in an accident. She has it all: fame, money, and a leading role in a new movie. [read the full review]
review from 1/15/2000:
Insatiable (1980) Studio: i-Candy/Miracle Films Directed by: Godfrey Daniels Starring: Marilyn Chambers, Jesie St. James, Serena, John C. Holmes, John Leslie, David Morris, Mike Ranger, and Richard Pacheco Running Time: 1:17 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Animated menus, full motion video chapter selection menu, detailed biographies of the stars, plot synopsis, trivia game, over 50 production photographs, easter egg with 10 hidden photos, trailers for Nurses of the 407th and Up 'N Coming, and audio commentary track by former star Gloria Leonard The First Word: Insatiable is perhaps the best adult film of all time, starring the widely acknowledged top female star of all time, and, incidentally, was the very first X-rated movie that I ever watched. Plot Synopsis: Sandra Chase (Marilyn Chambers) is a famous actress and model who lives a glamorous lifestyle thanks to her stardom and the fortune she inherited from her parents when they were killed in an accident. She has it all: fame, money, and a leading role in a new movie. [read the full review]
Kate's
Wow. Insatiable is the first classic porno Ive seen and it truly is classic. After watching this movie beginning to end (a porno rarity) I felt compelled to tell all of you how phenomenal it is. The increasing intensity portrayed so well by Marilyn Chambers mirrors the increasing intensity of a fist gripping, teeth clenching, heart pounding roll in the hay. The plot and the sex intermingle like a sensual story rather than a series of action sequences. Insatiable is more than a porno -its a finely constructed, very erotic movie (not to mention the groovin soundtrack.)The initial sex scenes arent even really sex scenes -lots pleasing and teasing, no cum shots. Marilyn does a lot of masturbating while fantasizing which grows increasingly passionate as the film progresses (culminating in an unbelievable scene with John Holmes -seeing him in action gives porn a whole new meaning.)The DVD quality is excellent. You can tell it is an old film by speckles here and there. But the image and the sound are both crisp. The audio commentary is interesting as are the bio and stills of Marilyn. [read the full review]
review from 12/8/1999:
Wow. Insatiable is the first classic porno Ive seen and it truly is classic. After watching this movie beginning to end (a porno rarity) I felt compelled to tell all of you how phenomenal it is. The increasing intensity portrayed so well by Marilyn Chambers mirrors the increasing intensity of a fist gripping, teeth clenching, heart pounding roll in the hay. The plot and the sex intermingle like a sensual story rather than a series of action sequences. Insatiable is more than a porno -its a finely constructed, very erotic movie (not to mention the groovin soundtrack.)The initial sex scenes arent even really sex scenes -lots pleasing and teasing, no cum shots. Marilyn does a lot of masturbating while fantasizing which grows increasingly passionate as the film progresses (culminating in an unbelievable scene with John Holmes -seeing him in action gives porn a whole new meaning.)The DVD quality is excellent. You can tell it is an old film by speckles here and there. But the image and the sound are both crisp. The audio commentary is interesting as are the bio and stills of Marilyn. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes
Studio: Something Weird Video
Directed by: Walt Davis
Release date: 1/1/1970
Danish Connection, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Danish Connection is the fifth entry in the Johnny Wadd series that doesn't fit in very well with the film canon. It was the first in the series not to be directed by Bob Chinn and is also the only softcore entry in the film series. The film itself is fun and enjoyable, but Something Weird Video's release leaves a lot to be desired. [read the full review]
review from 7/5/2014:
The Danish Connection is the fifth entry in the Johnny Wadd series that doesn't fit in very well with the film canon. It was the first in the series not to be directed by Bob Chinn and is also the only softcore entry in the film series. The film itself is fun and enjoyable, but Something Weird Video's release leaves a lot to be desired. [read the full review]
