California Valley Girls (VCX) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  6/20/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
It's like a totally awesome time, for sure, like ya' know... when a pair of 1980's LA dykes lose their source of income and opt to pimp out a local group of valley girls as a means of making ends meet. Of course the girls, who are totally tubular tarts to begin with, are all down for it, especially needing money to buy clothes at the mall and all, which is like having a super rad sale. Such is the case in "California Valley Girls", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Hal Freeman. What ensues is a gnarly handful of horny high-jinks, in which these bitchin' babes quickly get accustomed to the life of the professional, all whilst managing to hang on to their bubbly, ditzy naivete. Indeed, the plot is fun, clever, and well-acted, and the sex is steamy, as well. The nubile, young lasses are all in top form, and they learn to do the grodiest of sex stuff with ease. For fans of the 80's, any of the female cast members, uberly nostalgic nookie, and/or the classics, this one's worth a look...it's like so not lame.

In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up Becky Savage and Shaun Michelle, a lesbian couple--adults, with like a job and stuff--in their bed for a morning, pre-work rendezvous (fingers and tongues). In Scene Two, one of the valley girls, Cindy Shepard, lands a swim team big-shot, Steve Douglas, in the back of his van outside of the school (vaginal). Scene Three features a "training session" for the girls, Cindy Shepard, Desiree Lane, Misty Dawn, and Kimberly Carson, as Becky Savage teaches them how to give a not-so-grody BJ with none other than John Holmes (oral all-around ; Shepard jerks and sucks him to a facial). In Scene Four, Cindy Shepard goes out on a call with a bereft widower, Ron Jeremy, whose melancholy demeanor can only be broken with one thing--hot, young pussy...that reminds him of his daughter. This one gets creepy with the roleplay that the two partake in, though it's still fairly hot (oral, vaginal ; she jerks him to a spurting facial). Scene Five has a gay guy, Eric Edwards, who's now discovered love for a woman, using Kimberly Carson for "practice" in his hot tub. The role reversal of a younger woman instructing an older man in this one is unique, and the sex that rolls out is sensual and steamy (vaginal ; cum-shot on her bush). In Scene Six, Cindy Shepard meets up with Paul Thomas at his home and gets duped into putting out for free(ish) as part of a wager in a game of strip pool (oral, vaginal ; money-shot on her bush). Scene Seven finds Herschel Savage's wife, Dominique, ordering up the smooth-shaven Misty Dawn for him from the service, whom he's more than happy to indulge in. Of course, Dominique jumps into the action part-way through (girl-girl, oral-Misty, vaginal-Misty, anal-both ladies ; pop on Dominique's ass and back). Totally not grody to the max. Hot stuff!