Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 10 movies with Desiree Lane.
Reviews of Desiree Lane Movies (10)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Crystal Breeze, Kristara Barrington, Desiree Lane, Don Fernando, Lisa Lake, Jon Martin, Karen Summer, Shone Taylor, Francois Papillon, Dan T. Mann, Beverly Bliss, Joy Merchant, Nicole Blanc, Zebedy Colt, Nick Niter, Joe Elliot, Rocky Balboa, Jimmy Starr, Tracy Jones
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 1/1/2017
Hot Flashes (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
In the 1984 porn comedy, HOT FLASHES, a night of broadcasting for the anchors of an all sex Television station, WSEX channel 69 is chronicled. We join the channel's 3 female anchors reporters, Rebecca Wallflower(Nicole Blanc), and Rosie Raindrop(Dorothy Onan), along with bubbly weather girl, Josephine Juicyfuit(Karen Summer) as they cycle through a night's broadcast. WSEX channel 69 is a station like no other, as the topic is always sex, veering from the norm of everyday news. [read the full review]
review from 4/17/2017:
In the 1984 porn comedy, HOT FLASHES, a night of broadcasting for the anchors of an all sex Television station, WSEX channel 69 is chronicled. We join the channel's 3 female anchors reporters, Rebecca Wallflower(Nicole Blanc), and Rosie Raindrop(Dorothy Onan), along with bubbly weather girl, Josephine Juicyfuit(Karen Summer) as they cycle through a night's broadcast. WSEX channel 69 is a station like no other, as the topic is always sex, veering from the norm of everyday news. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Mike Horner, Desiree Lane, Ron Jeremy, Eric Edwards, Pamela Mann, Kitten Natividad, Herschel Savage, Gina Gianetti, Angelique Pettyjohn
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Damon Christian
Release date: 9/30/2016
Peekarama: Eat At The Blue Fox / Titillation review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
In EAT AT THE BLUE FOX, Rick (Ron Jeremy) runs the hottest club south of the border, where anything goes, and everything does. Unfortunately, the sleazy sheriff doesn't see things the same way and tries everything in his power to get a piece of the action at The Blue Fox! In TITILLATION, a hard boiled private dick, Spaddo Zappo (Eric Edwards), has just been hired to solve the strangest case of his career: to help a wealthy old man reunite with the woman of his dreamsa woman with a bust line so large, he's created a special golden bra that will only fit her. [read the full review]
review from 11/1/2016:
In EAT AT THE BLUE FOX, Rick (Ron Jeremy) runs the hottest club south of the border, where anything goes, and everything does. Unfortunately, the sleazy sheriff doesn't see things the same way and tries everything in his power to get a piece of the action at The Blue Fox! In TITILLATION, a hard boiled private dick, Spaddo Zappo (Eric Edwards), has just been hired to solve the strangest case of his career: to help a wealthy old man reunite with the woman of his dreamsa woman with a bust line so large, he's created a special golden bra that will only fit her. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Desiree Lane, Erica Boyer, Hyapatia Lee, Eric Edwards, Bud Lee, Francois Papillon, Nick Niter, Tigr, Paul Harmon, Martina Nation, Rocky Balboa, Robin Everett, Phaery I. Burd, Gary Eberhardt, Lonnie Emerson, Anne Thomas, Rick Ryder, Rene Holland, Missy Crist, Marlene Dennis, Martin Cary
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 8/23/2016
Body Girls / Let's Get Physical (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
In BODY GIRLS, Hyapatia Lee runs the hottest health club in town, where physical activity takes on countless meanings. When two sleazy competitors break into the club to try and sabotage it, Hyapatia and her girls gang up to give them an erotic revenge theyll never forget. LETS GET PHYSICAL stars Hyapatia Lee as Maria Schmidt, a once promising ballerina now running a dance school with her sexually crippled husband, Carl (Paul Thomas). As their marriage disintegrates, Maria seeks erotic fulfillment with her students, but can true love reunite the torn couple? [read the full review]
review from 9/22/2016:
In BODY GIRLS, Hyapatia Lee runs the hottest health club in town, where physical activity takes on countless meanings. When two sleazy competitors break into the club to try and sabotage it, Hyapatia and her girls gang up to give them an erotic revenge theyll never forget. LETS GET PHYSICAL stars Hyapatia Lee as Maria Schmidt, a once promising ballerina now running a dance school with her sexually crippled husband, Carl (Paul Thomas). As their marriage disintegrates, Maria seeks erotic fulfillment with her students, but can true love reunite the torn couple? [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Rachel Ashley, Kimberly Carson, Laurie Smith, Stephanie Taylor, Herschel Savage, Tanya Lawson, Janey Robbins, Shana Evans
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 5/8/2008
Previews: Previews
Flesh Dance (Gourmet) review summaries:
fu_q's
Love, lust, and stripping beneath the hot lights all collide, when an all-nude club that's fallen upon hard times pulls out the stops with an amateur night competition that attracts the attention of an innocent, young woman (Shana Evans) who loves nothing more than to dance. Of course, aiding in the process is a friend and adviser (John Leslie) of the club's owner (Herschel Savage), who's also falling hard for the girl. Such is the case in "Flesh Dance", a very good, 1983 release from GVC and director Ken Gibbs. [read the full review]
review from 1/19/2017:
Love, lust, and stripping beneath the hot lights all collide, when an all-nude club that's fallen upon hard times pulls out the stops with an amateur night competition that attracts the attention of an innocent, young woman (Shana Evans) who loves nothing more than to dance. Of course, aiding in the process is a friend and adviser (John Leslie) of the club's owner (Herschel Savage), who's also falling hard for the girl. Such is the case in "Flesh Dance", a very good, 1983 release from GVC and director Ken Gibbs. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Misty Dawn, Karen Summer, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Kimberly Carson, Aaron Stuart, Connie Peterson, Vanessa Tibbs, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Release date: 5/6/2008
John Holmes Extreme Facials review summaries:
gonzoguy's
A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent. [read the full review]
review from 5/24/2008:
A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Desiree Lane, Eric Edwards, Karen Summer, Lili Marlene, Juliet Anderson, Dan T. Mann, Joy Merchant, Chrystal Breeze, Tom Bryon
Studio: LBO
Release date: 2/13/2007
Bitches In Heat 9 (LBO) review summaries:
fu_q's
"Bitches in Heat 9" is a short (~30 minutes), late-80's release from L.B.O. that packs three quick-but-sexy sequences into its scant running time. Featured are the likes of Juliet Anderson, Crystal Breeze, Karen Summer, and so on... offering up a decent mix of legends and lesser-knowns. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2019:
"Bitches in Heat 9" is a short (~30 minutes), late-80's release from L.B.O. that packs three quick-but-sexy sequences into its scant running time. Featured are the likes of Juliet Anderson, Crystal Breeze, Karen Summer, and so on... offering up a decent mix of legends and lesser-knowns. [read the full review]
California Valley Girls (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's like a totally awesome time, for sure, like ya' know... when a pair of 1980's LA dykes lose their source of income and opt to pimp out a local group of valley girls as a means of making ends meet. Of course the girls, who are totally tubular tarts to begin with, are all down for it, especially needing money to buy clothes at the mall and all, which is like having a super rad sale. Such is the case in "California Valley Girls", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Hal Freeman. [read the full review]
review from 6/20/2016:
It's like a totally awesome time, for sure, like ya' know... when a pair of 1980's LA dykes lose their source of income and opt to pimp out a local group of valley girls as a means of making ends meet. Of course the girls, who are totally tubular tarts to begin with, are all down for it, especially needing money to buy clothes at the mall and all, which is like having a super rad sale. Such is the case in "California Valley Girls", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Hal Freeman. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Debi Diamond, Desiree Lane, Marc Wallice, Joanna Storm, Blake Palmer, Misty Regan, Michael Morrison, Paul Barresi, Greg Derek, Dave Cannon, Craig Roberts, Steven Douglas, Suze Randall, Amy Allison, Pippi Anderssen, Lisa La Roo
Studio: Suze Randall
Directed by: Suze Randall
Release date: 1/31/2005
Stud Hunters (Suze Randall) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 1983 Director: Suze Randall Cast: Joanna Storm, Suze Randall, Desiree Lane, Kavlar, Amy Allison, Pippi Anderssen, Lisa La Roo, Misty Mallory, Randy West, Marc Dick O Death Wallice, Blake Palmer, Craig Roberts, Paul Baressi, Michael Morrison, Greg Derek, Dave Cannon, and Steven Douglas The Short Story Initial Expectations: Although Ive heard great things about Suze Randall, this is the first Ive seen of her movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its nothing special. Who Should Watch It : Golden age porn fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of plot or long sex scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty darn impressive when one considers that this movie was made in the early eighties. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video is a bit grainy, but for a movie thats shot on film its pretty impressive. [read the full review]
review from 6/20/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 1983 Director: Suze Randall Cast: Joanna Storm, Suze Randall, Desiree Lane, Kavlar, Amy Allison, Pippi Anderssen, Lisa La Roo, Misty Mallory, Randy West, Marc Dick O Death Wallice, Blake Palmer, Craig Roberts, Paul Baressi, Michael Morrison, Greg Derek, Dave Cannon, and Steven Douglas The Short Story Initial Expectations: Although Ive heard great things about Suze Randall, this is the first Ive seen of her movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its nothing special. Who Should Watch It : Golden age porn fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of plot or long sex scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty darn impressive when one considers that this movie was made in the early eighties. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video is a bit grainy, but for a movie thats shot on film its pretty impressive. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Desiree Lane, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Cara Lott, Misty Dawn, Karen Summer, David Sanders, Mona Page, Alan Royce, Janey Robbins, Peter Rock, Ray Davis, Melanie Scott [II] (1980s)
Studio: Hollywood Video
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Release date: 1/24/2003
Shades of Ecstasy review summaries:
Flash's
Shades of Ecstasy is a fluffy and fun adult film to come from the waning days of shot on film productions. There isn't much to the plot and the viewer can figure the story twist out long before it's revealed, however, the plot entertains the viewer, has good production values, and the sex scenes look nice. Shades of Ecstasy is definitely worth checking out. Hollywood Video has done a decent job with their release with nice looking video and good audio but hasn't included any extras. [read the full review]
review from 3/5/2017:
Shades of Ecstasy is a fluffy and fun adult film to come from the waning days of shot on film productions. There isn't much to the plot and the viewer can figure the story twist out long before it's revealed, however, the plot entertains the viewer, has good production values, and the sex scenes look nice. Shades of Ecstasy is definitely worth checking out. Hollywood Video has done a decent job with their release with nice looking video and good audio but hasn't included any extras. [read the full review]
(3.6 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Ginger Lynn, Steve Drake, Kristara Barrington, Gina Carrera, Brooke Fields, Desiree Lane, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Steve Powers, Kimberly Carson, Greg Rome, Rick Cassidy
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
New Wave Hookers review summaries:
All reviews of New Wave Hookers
fu_q's
It's 80s punk-kink to the max when the lovely ladies of Jamie Gillis' and Jack Baker's freaky escort agency don their headphones and take in the intoxicating tunes of their new wave music. With the sexy sounds both impairing their judgment and overriding their inhibitions, these young women can (and will) do just about anything...and their assorted customers are most certainly the winners. Such is the case in the Dark Brothers' classic production, "New Wave Hookers", from VCA Pictures. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2014:
It's 80s punk-kink to the max when the lovely ladies of Jamie Gillis' and Jack Baker's freaky escort agency don their headphones and take in the intoxicating tunes of their new wave music. With the sexy sounds both impairing their judgment and overriding their inhibitions, these young women can (and will) do just about anything...and their assorted customers are most certainly the winners. Such is the case in the Dark Brothers' classic production, "New Wave Hookers", from VCA Pictures. [read the full review]
Corey Thomas'
The Dark Brothers' "New Wave Hookers" was an original (before the numerous sequels), hot, hilarious movie upon its release in 1985 and some, but not all of those elements hold up today. The story involves two slackers, Jimmy (Jamie Gillis) and Jamal (Jack Baker), who spend their time drinking beer and watching porn videos. As the movie begins, Jimmy tells Jamal they should become pimps and open an escort service, New Wave Hookers, where the girls would fuck to new wave music. They soon fall asleep, where they are transported into another world: They now run New Wave Hookers Incorporated and have a "dog" (Steve Powers), who telepathically receives phone calls. Their first girl is Candy (Desiree Lane), who skates into their office. Jimmy and the "dog" try her out, while Jimmy watches and masturbates (Jack Baker was actually a legitimate actor, playing Sticks on "Happy Days", and his sexual acts are limited to self-gratification and oral sex). Next Brooke Fields and Kimberly Carson visit a barely recognizable Peter North, who lives in a tent. [read the full review]
review from 11/27/2005:
The Dark Brothers' "New Wave Hookers" was an original (before the numerous sequels), hot, hilarious movie upon its release in 1985 and some, but not all of those elements hold up today. The story involves two slackers, Jimmy (Jamie Gillis) and Jamal (Jack Baker), who spend their time drinking beer and watching porn videos. As the movie begins, Jimmy tells Jamal they should become pimps and open an escort service, New Wave Hookers, where the girls would fuck to new wave music. They soon fall asleep, where they are transported into another world: They now run New Wave Hookers Incorporated and have a "dog" (Steve Powers), who telepathically receives phone calls. Their first girl is Candy (Desiree Lane), who skates into their office. Jimmy and the "dog" try her out, while Jimmy watches and masturbates (Jack Baker was actually a legitimate actor, playing Sticks on "Happy Days", and his sexual acts are limited to self-gratification and oral sex). Next Brooke Fields and Kimberly Carson visit a barely recognizable Peter North, who lives in a tent. [read the full review]
Flash's
New Wave Hookers is not a film for everyone and will probably not be enjoyed by the average raincoater crowd. For viewers that like an adult film where the plot is important for the film and the sex fits into the film, this might be the film for you. Bear in mind though when selecting this film that the film is weird, purposely so, and if that is not your thing, you'll want to pass on this film. [read the full review]
review from 1/23/2003:
New Wave Hookers is not a film for everyone and will probably not be enjoyed by the average raincoater crowd. For viewers that like an adult film where the plot is important for the film and the sex fits into the film, this might be the film for you. Bear in mind though when selecting this film that the film is weird, purposely so, and if that is not your thing, you'll want to pass on this film. [read the full review]
