It's 80s punk-kink to the max when the lovely ladies of Jamie Gillis' and Jack Baker's freaky escort agency don their headphones and take in the intoxicating tunes of their new wave music. With the sexy sounds both impairing their judgment and overriding their inhibitions, these young women can (and will) do just about anything...and their assorted customers are most certainly the winners. Such is the case in the Dark Brothers' classic production, "New Wave Hookers", from VCA Pictures.

The Dark Brothers' "New Wave Hookers" was an original (before the numerous sequels), hot, hilarious movie upon its release in 1985 and some, but not all of those elements hold up today. The story involves two slackers, Jimmy (Jamie Gillis) and Jamal (Jack Baker), who spend their time drinking beer and watching porn videos. As the movie begins, Jimmy tells Jamal they should become pimps and open an escort service, New Wave Hookers, where the girls would fuck to new wave music. They soon fall asleep, where they are transported into another world: They now run New Wave Hookers Incorporated and have a "dog" (Steve Powers), who telepathically receives phone calls. Their first girl is Candy (Desiree Lane), who skates into their office. Jimmy and the "dog" try her out, while Jimmy watches and masturbates (Jack Baker was actually a legitimate actor, playing Sticks on "Happy Days", and his sexual acts are limited to self-gratification and oral sex). Next Brooke Fields and Kimberly Carson visit a barely recognizable Peter North, who lives in a tent.

New Wave Hookers is not a film for everyone and will probably not be enjoyed by the average raincoater crowd. For viewers that like an adult film where the plot is important for the film and the sex fits into the film, this might be the film for you. Bear in mind though when selecting this film that the film is weird, purposely so, and if that is not your thing, you'll want to pass on this film.

New Wave Hookers (1985) Studio: VCA/Dark Bros. Directed by: Gregory Dark Starring: Ginger Lynn, Desiree Lane, Kimberly Carson, Kristara Barington, Brooke Fields, Gina Carrera, Jack Baker, Jamie Gillis, Steve Powers, Tom Byron, Peter North, Rick Cassidy, and Steve Drake Running Time: 1:14 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full motion video chapter selection and 8-picture photo gallery The First Word: This classic but edited film is more wierd than sexy; it's good for a laugh but probably won't excite your mojo. Plot Synopsis: New Wave Hookers is a porno that only could have come out of the 1980s: from the costumes, to the original music, to the dialogue, it's New Wave all the way. It's also not something you want to show to anyone who's politically correct, because this film isn't. The movie begins with two guys (Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker) watching a porno in a bachelor's apartment, complete with skin mags and pinups all over the place.