Reviews of Desiree Lane Movies with Trailers (3)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Rachel Ashley, Kimberly Carson, Laurie Smith, Stephanie Taylor, Herschel Savage, Tanya Lawson, Janey Robbins, Shana Evans
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 5/8/2008
Previews: Previews
Flesh Dance (Gourmet) review summaries:
fu_q's
Love, lust, and stripping beneath the hot lights all collide, when an all-nude club that's fallen upon hard times pulls out the stops with an amateur night competition that attracts the attention of an innocent, young woman (Shana Evans) who loves nothing more than to dance. Of course, aiding in the process is a friend and adviser (John Leslie) of the club's owner (Herschel Savage), who's also falling hard for the girl. Such is the case in "Flesh Dance", a very good, 1983 release from GVC and director Ken Gibbs. [read the full review]
review from 1/19/2017:
Love, lust, and stripping beneath the hot lights all collide, when an all-nude club that's fallen upon hard times pulls out the stops with an amateur night competition that attracts the attention of an innocent, young woman (Shana Evans) who loves nothing more than to dance. Of course, aiding in the process is a friend and adviser (John Leslie) of the club's owner (Herschel Savage), who's also falling hard for the girl. Such is the case in "Flesh Dance", a very good, 1983 release from GVC and director Ken Gibbs. [read the full review]
California Valley Girls (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's like a totally awesome time, for sure, like ya' know... when a pair of 1980's LA dykes lose their source of income and opt to pimp out a local group of valley girls as a means of making ends meet. Of course the girls, who are totally tubular tarts to begin with, are all down for it, especially needing money to buy clothes at the mall and all, which is like having a super rad sale. Such is the case in "California Valley Girls", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Hal Freeman. [read the full review]
review from 6/20/2016:
It's like a totally awesome time, for sure, like ya' know... when a pair of 1980's LA dykes lose their source of income and opt to pimp out a local group of valley girls as a means of making ends meet. Of course the girls, who are totally tubular tarts to begin with, are all down for it, especially needing money to buy clothes at the mall and all, which is like having a super rad sale. Such is the case in "California Valley Girls", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Hal Freeman. [read the full review]
(3.6 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Ginger Lynn, Steve Drake, Kristara Barrington, Gina Carrera, Brooke Fields, Desiree Lane, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Steve Powers, Kimberly Carson, Greg Rome, Rick Cassidy
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
New Wave Hookers review summaries:
All reviews of New Wave Hookers
fu_q's
It's 80s punk-kink to the max when the lovely ladies of Jamie Gillis' and Jack Baker's freaky escort agency don their headphones and take in the intoxicating tunes of their new wave music. With the sexy sounds both impairing their judgment and overriding their inhibitions, these young women can (and will) do just about anything...and their assorted customers are most certainly the winners. Such is the case in the Dark Brothers' classic production, "New Wave Hookers", from VCA Pictures. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2014:
It's 80s punk-kink to the max when the lovely ladies of Jamie Gillis' and Jack Baker's freaky escort agency don their headphones and take in the intoxicating tunes of their new wave music. With the sexy sounds both impairing their judgment and overriding their inhibitions, these young women can (and will) do just about anything...and their assorted customers are most certainly the winners. Such is the case in the Dark Brothers' classic production, "New Wave Hookers", from VCA Pictures. [read the full review]
Corey Thomas'
The Dark Brothers' "New Wave Hookers" was an original (before the numerous sequels), hot, hilarious movie upon its release in 1985 and some, but not all of those elements hold up today. The story involves two slackers, Jimmy (Jamie Gillis) and Jamal (Jack Baker), who spend their time drinking beer and watching porn videos. As the movie begins, Jimmy tells Jamal they should become pimps and open an escort service, New Wave Hookers, where the girls would fuck to new wave music. They soon fall asleep, where they are transported into another world: They now run New Wave Hookers Incorporated and have a "dog" (Steve Powers), who telepathically receives phone calls. Their first girl is Candy (Desiree Lane), who skates into their office. Jimmy and the "dog" try her out, while Jimmy watches and masturbates (Jack Baker was actually a legitimate actor, playing Sticks on "Happy Days", and his sexual acts are limited to self-gratification and oral sex). Next Brooke Fields and Kimberly Carson visit a barely recognizable Peter North, who lives in a tent. [read the full review]
review from 11/27/2005:
The Dark Brothers' "New Wave Hookers" was an original (before the numerous sequels), hot, hilarious movie upon its release in 1985 and some, but not all of those elements hold up today. The story involves two slackers, Jimmy (Jamie Gillis) and Jamal (Jack Baker), who spend their time drinking beer and watching porn videos. As the movie begins, Jimmy tells Jamal they should become pimps and open an escort service, New Wave Hookers, where the girls would fuck to new wave music. They soon fall asleep, where they are transported into another world: They now run New Wave Hookers Incorporated and have a "dog" (Steve Powers), who telepathically receives phone calls. Their first girl is Candy (Desiree Lane), who skates into their office. Jimmy and the "dog" try her out, while Jimmy watches and masturbates (Jack Baker was actually a legitimate actor, playing Sticks on "Happy Days", and his sexual acts are limited to self-gratification and oral sex). Next Brooke Fields and Kimberly Carson visit a barely recognizable Peter North, who lives in a tent. [read the full review]
Flash's
New Wave Hookers is not a film for everyone and will probably not be enjoyed by the average raincoater crowd. For viewers that like an adult film where the plot is important for the film and the sex fits into the film, this might be the film for you. Bear in mind though when selecting this film that the film is weird, purposely so, and if that is not your thing, you'll want to pass on this film. [read the full review]
review from 1/23/2003:
New Wave Hookers is not a film for everyone and will probably not be enjoyed by the average raincoater crowd. For viewers that like an adult film where the plot is important for the film and the sex fits into the film, this might be the film for you. Bear in mind though when selecting this film that the film is weird, purposely so, and if that is not your thing, you'll want to pass on this film. [read the full review]


