Kelly has reviewed 76 adult movies from top porn companies Red Light District, Hustler, Evil Angel, Wicked, and more movie producers . Kelly's reviews cover scenes directed by Vince Vouyer, Christian Knight, Corey Jordan, James Avalon, featuring some of porn's top stars like Eva Angelina, Taylor St. Clair, Jennifer Luv, and Jessica Sweet.
Kelly's Movie Reviews (76)
Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 6/30/2006
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, Megan Jones, Sasha Knox, Crystal Clear, Vanessa Lynn, Emily Evermoore
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Title: Daddys Little Princess Company: Combat Zone Length : 163 minutes Production Date(s): March 2006 Release Date June 5, 2006 Condoms: None Director: Mark Wood BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Watch these spoiled rotten little girls get shown what it's like to be all grown up. They start out as young and innocent and end up still very young but nasty as a swinging housewife. [Not that I really have to point this out, but this is a generic interview-em-and-fuck-em affair. The wreckage of spoiled brats theme doesnt go beyond the title of the film] THE MOVIE So, everything old becomes new again. Dion Giarrusso, co-founder of the now seriously fledgling Red Light District, is back with Combat Zone (CZ). On board with him for directing duties is Mark Wood, who has freelanced in the past for Legend, JM, and Juicy. Of course, CZ has been built in the image of RLD, which means similar box covers, DVD menus, types of girls, favored sex acts, and styles of shooting.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: John Decker, Dave Hardman, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Tatiana, Selena, Davia Ardell, Nicole London
Review brief: Title: Joannie Pneumatic Company: Pleasure (Hip Video) Length : 78 minutes VHS Release: October 1, 1996 DVD Release: November 2000 Condoms: None Director: Herschal Savage Editor: Raymond Allen BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Joannie Pneumatic (Selena) is an ordinary mild mannered type. A construction worker transformed into one sexual cyber slut when a memory chip is implanted in her brain. Go ahead. Mount. Plug in. And download. (Im impressed they didnt go a bit more porno with it. You know, something like, If you thought Johnny Mnemonic (1995) sucked just wait til you see how well Joannie Pneumatic sucks.) THE MOVIE The story involves a sex chip, some doctors, some construction workers, and a barmaid. At the center of it all is Selena as Joannie, a foul-mouthed construction worker who was raised to be a tomboy by a father who never got the son he wanted. She wants to fuck her buddy, Vince, who only has eyes for the slutty bartender, Tatianna. So, she becomes a test subject for Dr. Drake and Dr. London, whose previous sex chip had failed on John Decker.
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Release date: 3/14/2006
Reviewed on: 4/13/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Naomi, Mika Tan, Bailey, Annie Cruz, Sierra Sinn
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Title: Generic Creampie Film Company: PXP Length: 175 minutes Production Date(s): Nov. 21-Dec. 16, 2005 Release Date: March 14, 2006 Condoms: None Directed by: Jake Malone THE SEX: Scene 1: Annie Cruz w/Brian Surewood and Andrew Andretti (32 minutes) Annie Cruz, the Filipina sexpot who reportedly balled a male porn star at her table during the AVN awards shows, looks good in a black business blazer and skirt with white stripes. She shows us her ass a little before heading to a couch to play with some anal toys. Then the guys show up, and Andrew fucks her ass in missionary right away. Clean family fun ensues. The guys fuck her in various versions of doggy, missionary, and cowgirl, fitting in some DP action along the way. She moans accordingly. In the end, she gets one anal creampie while the other guy just shoots his (rather large) load on her asshole. She farts it out, and I dont use the word fart to disparage the act of expelling an anal creampie. I use it because here it actually sounds like shes farting.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/27/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Gia Jordan, Sunny Lane, Karina Kay, Georgia Peach, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Title: She Bangs Company: RLD Films Length: 177 minutes Production Date(s): November 28-30, 2005 Release Date: January 17, 2006 Condoms: None Written by: James Avalon Edited by: Alexander Craig Director of Photography: Richard Banks Directed by: James Avalon BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: When Stacy (cover girl Sunny Lane), an innocent young female cop, goes undercover on a porno set to investigate a director (Manuel Ferrara) with mob connections, she gets a crash course on the latest tricks and perversions of sexual performance. It's a different kind of gun play than she learned in the academy, but takes to it like fish to water. Features Sunny Lane's first sex scene with two guys at the same time. THE MOVIE: Ever since I saw Devinn Lane as a detective don the sexy leather blue police dress equipped with badge given to her by a fetish photographer in Kink (2003), Ive been jonesing to see another porn feature centering on a repressed female cop or detective getting her freak on.
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Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Billy Glide, Naomi, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Kinzie Kenner, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Title: Big Wet Asses 7 Company: Elegant Angel Length: 105 minutes Production Date(s): December 31, 2005 Release Date: January 31, 2006 Condoms: None Directed by: William H. THE MOVIE: Whereas the first non-facial body part I used to look at on a girl was the chest, lately my gaze seems to go right to the ass. This isnt just in porn though. My girlfriend has caught me staring at her ass a couple of times in the past month, which has lead to both fun conversations and not-so-fun arguments. This change in focus on my part has been somewhat necessitated by the emergence of a certain porn star who happens to be gracing the cover of William H.s Big Wet Asses 7: Naomi, or, as director Jake Malone calls her, Gluteous Magnificus. Simply put, I have never seen a white girl (actually, shes Czech-Israeli) with an ass as fine or luscious as hers. For whatever reason, when I look at her ass I feel compelled to pick up a camera and ask her if I can follow her around the park as she runs in tight jogging shorts.
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Release date: 12/20/2005
Reviewed on: 1/22/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Sharon Kane, Michael Knight [I] (classic), Sheri St. Clair, Robert Bullock, Tish Ambrose, George Payne, Taija Rae, Jack Wagner
Directed by: Chuck Vincent
Review brief: Title: Voyeur Company: VCA (LFP, Inc.) Length: 77 minutes VHS Release: 1985 DVD Release: December 20, 2005 Condoms: None Directed by: Chuck Vincent Director of Photography: Larry Revene Written by: Chuck Vincent and John Blaise BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: One man's pleasure is another man's obsession! Erotic auteur Chuck Vincent brings you an uncommonly well made sexual adventure. Voyeur is a mix between Hitchcock and huge, stiff cock made in the lavish Hollywood style. Featuring Robert Bullock, we follow a bitter ex-cop as his life takes a bizarre twist the day he meets a shady lawyer. After being hired to spy on a wealthy and promiscuous socialite he finds himself beyond obsession with this lustful and mysterious woman. As his sexual intensity mounts from watching the socialites smoldering encounters Robert must sweat it out while watching from afar.
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Release date: 12/20/2005
Reviewed on: 1/21/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Tommy Gunn, Syren, Anthony Hardwood, Jasmine Byrne, Brianna Love, Marcus London, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Veronica Stone, Ashley Gracie, Chris Slater, Kamela, Monica Breeze
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Title: Babes in Black Company: Red Light District Length: 165 minutes Release Date: December 20, 2005 Condoms: None Directed by: James Avalon BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: When it comes to tracking down aliens posing as hot male exotic dancers, the Babes In Black are on the job. Their objective: track em` down, fuck em' hard, and when they've been thoroughly de-spermed, fry em' into little hunks of sizzling goo. What a great job for a highly sexual, young woman who just wants to get wickedly fucked and move onto the next victim. And, she's doing her patriotic duty to boot. THE MOVIE: Well, no one is going to accuse James Avalon of being very timely with BIB: Babes in Black. His tale of a black-clad ultra-secretive agency devoted to insuring that the Earth is not infiltrated by malicious aliens, in this case ones that pose as male exotic dancers to impregnate human women, comes a bit too late. Its been almost 9 years since the release of Men in Black (1997) and three years since the release of its sequel.
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Release date: 4/16/2001
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Summer Knight, Victoria Paris, Angela Summers, Woody Long, Tracy Winn, Lilli Xene
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Title: Rocket Girls Company: New Machine Length: 79 minutes VHS Release: May 1993 DVD Release: February 2001 Condoms: None Directed by: Stuart Canterbury Director of Photography: Kenny Gibb Written by: Clinton Darke BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Send a bunch of young men and women scientists up in a rocket to save the ozone layer and what do you get? An interstellar sex orgy, that's what. Instead of applying their brilliant minds to the problem at hand, our erotic astronauts pose the astronomically ambiguous question: Ever see a Red Giant go into a Black Hole? Prepare for blast off! In space no one can hear you cream. (taken from the 1993 VHS boxcover; even though the original won the AVN award for Best Boxcover Concept, New Machine has thrown it out in favor of a new one with Summer Knights on the cover and no synopsis on the back). THE MOVIE: So, its 1993 and the international Earth summit (United Nations Conference on Environment and Development) has just met. Global warming is a problem, and it is apparently largely due to Western industrialism.
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Release date: 11/17/2005
Reviewed on: 11/27/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Gianna Michaels, Brandy Talore, Sara Stone, Carly Kaleb, Riley Mason
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Title: Super Naturals 3 Company: Digital Sin Length: 122 minutes Production Date(s): April-September 2005 Release Date: November 17, 2005 Condoms: None Directed by: Tyrone Shuz THE MOVIE: My fellow AdultDVDTalk reviewer CrucifixioJones was right on when he recently proclaimed that it is a good time to love boobs. While we are far removed from the days when busty girls with soft bodies were the norm in porn, there has been a recent influx in girls such as these into todays industry. As such, we are getting some pretty hot new big tit DVDs as of late, Tyrone Shuz Super Naturals 3 included. Of course, a plump body and big, natural breasts does not guarantee that the girl will be a strong performer. Carly Kaleb is a prime example. With a body and face that would look more at home in an old Little Oral Annie film, Carly just cant quite come out of her shell when in front of the camera. Luckily, Brandy Taylore, Gianna, and Sara Stone are amazing and naturals for porn. However, they have their flaws.
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Release date: 10/4/2005
Reviewed on: 11/18/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Michael Stefano, Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles, Ali Kat, Jessica Jammer
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Title: Sex Fiends 3 Company: Platinum X Length: 154 minutes Production Date(s): August 2005 Release Date: October 20, 2005 Condoms: None Directed by: John Strong THE SEX: Scene 1: Eva Angelina w/John Strong (28 minutes) So, as the opening credits close and we get the Directed by John Strong text on screen we hear one of the girls say, I want to suck your cock. Well, we dont have to wait long for it as we open this scene with a quasi-POV blowjob from Eva. Of course, any pretense of POV is quickly dropped so that John can stand up and fuck Evas mouth. Moving to a couch, she loses her pink bra and panty and sits on his dick for reverse cowgirl. And, of course, the sex is passionate and she is vocal, but her store-bought tits barely move whatsoever, a definite wood killer for me. They move on to cowgirl, which sees her pretty much fucking him, kneeling doggy, mish, and missionary. He drops a load in her mouth, and she swallows most of it. Those of you without any hang-ups about implants might enjoy this scene.
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Release date: 10/5/2005
Reviewed on: 11/2/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Gia, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Dominica Leoni, Mason, Kurt Lockwood, Tyla Wynn, Luccia, Hillary Scott, Veronica Jett, Kelly Wells, Sunny Lane, Isabella Stanza, Stacy Thorn, Alektra Blue, Tee Reel, Haley Paige
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Title: Sex Pix Company: Red Light District Length: 163 minutes Production Date(s): 6/6-6/9/05 Release Date: 10/18/05 Condoms: None Directed by: James Avalon Screenplay by: George Kaplan and James Avalon BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: A young woman (Sunny Lane) wakes up in a motel room, naked with only a volatile, ill-tempered cowboy (Evan Stone), and a few scattered photos of her in various sex acts. She has absolutely no idea who he is, how she got there or who took the pictures. Finding out is the whole story as the plot moves backwards in time, uncovering rough sex, house orgies, a jealous boyfriend with a sadistic bent, a sex club, and a little romance. THE MOVIE: Lets see here. Do we have a sex club setting? Check. Do we have a perplexing violent streak against women? Well, its not always present, but Im going to have to go with check. Do we have bad acting, mostly due to actors being asked to attempt material out of their range? Check.
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Release date: 9/21/2005
Reviewed on: 10/18/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Kyle Stone, Van Damage, Mr. Pete, Katie Morgan, Avy Scott, Tory Lane, Jason Horne, Vanessa Michaels, Taylor Kurtis
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Title: Obsessions of Avy Scott Company: Hustler (LFP, Inc.) Length: 142 minutes Production Date(s): 5-28-05 Release Date: 9-27-05 Condoms: 1; Scene 5 Produced, Written, and Directed by: Thomas Zupko THE MOVIE: As Obsessions of Avy Scott opens, we watch the titular star in a white dress walking alongside the beach in slow motion, filmed with the camera lens apparently covered by a clear yellow sheet so as to give the sequence a real dream-like quality. There are several things one could be thinking while watching this. a. This beautiful photography is befitting a woman as gorgeous Avy Scott. b. My girlfriend better like this because I sure as heck don't. It looks like Andrew Blake/Michael Ninn art-porn shit. c.Where's my remote? I'm going to need that fast-forward button. Things don't get any better as the storyline begins and we get inane ramblings from Kyle Stone as "the shrink", shots of a white dove being released to the air, and frames being turned upside down to disorient the audience as Stone talks into the camera. Then Katie Morgan and Mr.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 10/13/2005
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Jeanna Fine, Randy West, Tom Chapman, Victoria Paris, Nina Hartley, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, K.C. Williams, Sikki Nixx, Holly Ryder, Tiara West
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Title: Hot House Rose 1 Company: VCA (LFP, Inc.) Length: 77 minutes VHS Release: December 1991 DVD Release: August 2005 Condoms: None Director: Henri Pachard Director of Photography: Alex DeRenzy Written by: Raven Touchstone BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Liz Harris is more than just a fan of porn superstar Hothouse Rose. She's obsessed. In her private life, Liz stalks the bars for men to help her re-enact Rose's wildest scenes-and finds plenty of willing participants. But that's not enough to satisfy Liz's desire, which can only be fully quenched by taking on Hothouse Rose herself in a climax that will leave you in complete suspense...until Part Two. THE MOVIE: From what little information I had going into this one, I was expecting All About Eve (1950). Instead, I got something closer to Desperately Seeking Susan (1985).
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Release date: 7/20/2005
Reviewed on: 8/18/2005
Studio: VCA
Starring: Nick East, Mike Horner, Teri Diver, Victoria Paris, Jon Dough, Cassidy, Chrissy Ann, Sharise, Amber Woods
Directed by: Michael Craig
Review brief: Title: Seduction of Mary Company: VCA (LFP, Inc.) Length: 83 minutes VHS Release: September 1992 DVD Release: July 2005 Condoms: None Director: Michael Craig Written by: Leslie Black and Michael Craig BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Victoria Paris is a high-powered entertainment exec. with a new client an erotic novelist named Marshall Solomon (Mike Horner). At first her relationship with the author is all business. But soon, Marshalls written fantasies become reality as Victoria succumbs to the writers charismatic sexualityin more ways than one. THE MOVIE: There is a moment around 3 minutes into Seduction of Mary that is emblematic of the entire film. Mike Horner is seated in front of Cassidy, a short-haired, underappreciated porn star from the early 90s with an amazing ass and a face that now reminds me of a mix between Chelsea Blue and Gina Gershon. He has instructed her to remove her red blouse, and she has nervously complied.
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Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 7/30/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mary Jane, Catalina, Joel Lawrence, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Jack Lawrence, Cole Conners, Makayla Cox, Luccia, Destiny Deville
Review brief: Title: Young Latin Girls 13 Company: Hustler (LFP, Inc.) Length: 95 minutes Production Date(s): May 31, 2004 Release Date: November 9, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Ray Anderson The Abridged Version: The last time I reviewed an installment of this series, I found myself enjoying the action but observing that the MTV-style editing on display almost ruined the film. Well, to extrapolate that to the entire series, at volume 13 the mission has been accomplished. The quick editing surely meant to make the product look edgy has finally overshadowed the sex. There is one good scene here, two decent scenes ones, and two mundane ones. All five of them of them could have been better were it not for the overly busy editing. A vignette-oriented porn film that runs only 95 minutes long is not meant to have as many cuts as this one does, and if it does you better be damn talented and make it work. No such talent on display here.
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Release date: 6/17/2005
Reviewed on: 7/28/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Billy Glide, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Steve Taylor [I], Jon Dough, Mark Wood, Terri Summers, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, Tyler Knight, Mario Rossi, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Destiny Deville, Flower Tucci, Joe Rock, Karina Kay, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Title: She Swallows Company: Hustler (LFP, Inc.) Length: 179 minutes Production Date(s): March 25, 2005 Release Date: June 28, 2005 Condoms: None Director: Jon Dough Buyer Beware: All of the retail sites I checked prior to writing this review list Kinzie Kenner in their cast list for this title. Why not? The boxcover, front and back, features a pink bubble that reads Special Bonus Scene: Kinzie Kenner Swallows! There is even a picture of her getting it in doggy style on the back. As it turns out, that picture is the closest thing we get to actually seeing this special bonus scene because it is nowhere to be found on the actual DVD. Oh, sure. Jon Dough filmed it. He talked about it in his AVNInsider column on May 23, declaring, Kinzie Kenner does a bonus scene that should have been in the movie. She swallowed. And in the AdultDVDTalk forum Kinzie has been talking about wanting to see how the scene turned out for a while now, gushing that she had a hell of a good time filming it.
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Release date: 12/17/2004
Reviewed on: 7/7/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Faith, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Angela Stone, Scott Nails, Lacey Tom, Sammie Rhodes, Demetri XXX, Denice K.
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Title: Craving Big Cocks 4 Company: New Sensations Length: 129 minutes Production Date(s): 10-27-04 Release Date: 12-28-04 Condoms: None Director: Tyrone Shuz Scene 1: Angela Stone w/Mark Ashley and Mr. Pete (26 minutes) With shoulder length blonde hair that frames her face beautifully, the bespectacled Angela is a picture of stunning beauty in a tight fitting black dress equipped with long sleeves and turtle neck. The short skirt and black f-me pumps indicate that beneath her businesswoman-like façade is a woman on the prowl. Wandering around a luxurious home, she happens upon Mark and Pete, who are both fully nude and fully erect. She removes her glasses and moves in for a closer look. The three of them pause, her sizing them up and vice versa. The guys make the first move, pushing Angela to her knees and giving her mouth a workout. Things turn into a bit of whirlwind from here, with the fucking commencing only after Angela has expelled an astounding amount of water-like liquid from her pussy in a massive squirting orgasm.
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Release date: 4/28/2005
Reviewed on: 7/6/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brian Surewood, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Eva Angelina, Finess Navaro, Destiny Deville, Taryn Thomas, Sunny Lane
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Title: Cum Craving Teens 2 Company: Elegant Angel Length: 116 minutes Production Date(s): 4-3-05 Release Date: 5-3-05 Condoms: None Director: Zak Wylde The Abridged Version: Here we have a film with an inane title literally sold in a package featuring one single glamour shot of a girl on the cover. The girl, of course, looks rather enticing. Rent or buy the film, pop in the DVD, and you find that there is no storyline or even vignettes. There is just plain brightly lit sex set in rooms that look all too familiar. The facials are big, the penetration shots plentiful, the nastiness meter moderate to high (1 cream pie, no anal), and the girls amazingly energetic. The girls also all look like they could be teenagers, though the majority of them are actually into their twenties. I am, of course, talking about Cum Craving Teens 2, but in reality I could be talking about any random contemporary gonzo film.
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Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/7/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Mark Wood, Kat, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Kinzie Kenner, Missy Monroe, Nadia Styles, Jasmine Byrne
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Title: Barely Legal Corrupted 1 Company: Hustler Length: 3 hours and 3 minutes (183 min.) Production Date(s): Oct. 28/Nov. 6, 10, 12, 19, 2004 Release Date: January 18, 2005 Condoms: None Special Note(s): Nadia Styles first anal scene Director: Van Styles The Abridged Version: This is a Barely Legal video from Hustler? Where are the title cards? Where are the storylines? Where is that cute blonde girl who always seems to be wearing a sweater reading the letters in-between scenes? And where is the certainty that the sex will be tame and the overall film disappointing? Sensing perhaps that the long-running and award-winning series had most definitely run stale, Hustler appears to have divided it into two off-shoots now: Barely Legal Innocence and Barely Legal Corrupted. Van Styles directs the inaugural addition of the ladder with the same Jules Jordan-esque flair he displayed in his days with Video Team.
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Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/7/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Alex Sanders, Steve, Joey Ray, Jezebelle Bond, Kris Knight, Sascha, Kayla Marie, Jenaveve Jolie, Avy Lee Roth, Tory Lane, Gina B., Lexie Marie, Site Raw
Directed by: Matti Klatt
Review brief: Title: Young Girls Fantasies 8 Company: Hustler Length: 1 hour and 48 minutes (108 min.) Production Date(s): September 6, 2004 Release Date: January 24, 2005 Condoms: None Special Note: Avy Lee Roths first anal scene Director: Matti Klatt The Abridged Version: My old line about this kind of porn video was: is Herschel Savage really what young girls fantasize about? This was because when he came back to the biz in the late 90s all he ever seemed to do was work scenes for JM or Dane or Hustler or whoever else where he would be the older man preying on or being preyed upon by the younger girl. He is gone now though, so that line is no longer applicable. However, at least in those scenes the companies usually did a good job of playing out some sort of storyline. Whether or not a girl would really fantasize about Mr. Savage was debatable but at least the video presented a fantasy to begin with. Young Girls Fantasies 8 (2005)? Eh, not so much. Typical example: my sexual fantasy is to fuck this guy. Less than a minute later, I am fucking him.
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Release date: 12/11/2004
Reviewed on: 2/2/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Devinn Lane, Lee Stone, Aria, Becca Bratt, Jack Spade
Directed by: Devinn Lane
Review brief: Title: Road Trixxx 2 Company: Wicked Pictures Length: 88 minutes Production Date(s): March 29, 2004 Release Date: December 22, 2004 Condoms: Yes; all b/g scenes Director: Devinn Lane The Abridged Version: Last year, Wicked Pictures released Road Trixxx 1. On the surface, it just looked like their cheap imitation of a Shanes World video, what with the concept being that Devinn Lane and 5 or 6 porn stars piled into a van and just went out on a road trip. However, closer examination revealed that what they had produced was in fact an absolutely stellar piece of porn. It clocked in at over 2 hours long and alternated between some really fun, candid moments to some fun yet equally intense sex. To my mind, it was one of the best non-plot pornos released in 2004. As such, I had high hopes for Road Trixxx 2. Unfortunately, Devinn made some critical errors in her cast selection this time which, combined with the films relatively short running time, makes this seem merely like a light version of Road Trixxx 1.
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Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Brad Armstrong, Voodoo, Devinn Lane, Holly Hollywood, Nick Manning, Monique Alexander, Barrett Blade, Gia Jordan, Carmen Hayes
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Title: Tuff Chick Company: Wicked Pictures Length: 105 minutes (tons of storyline) Production Date(s): June 11, 2004 Release Date: November 22, 2004 Condoms: Yes; all b/g scenes Director: Michael Zen The Storyline: Devinn Lane waisting away in a cold, prison cell? How did this come about? Well, it seems as if our sexy convict used to be a stripper, as were her friends Gia Jordan and Monique Alexander. They all hooked on the side and one night they went with a wealthy club patron (Nick Manning) to his mansion. The plan was actually for Devinn to keep him busy while Gia and Monique robbed him blind. Of course, her so-called friends knocked her and Nick out, tied them together, and got away with the money. Nick pressed charges against Devinn. Now in prison, Ms. Lane endures the sadistic practices of her prison guard (Carmen Hayes). Once out, the hardened Devinn meets up with an old friend from the club (Holly Hollywood) and sets about finding her old cohorts for the purposes of exacting her revenge.
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Release date: 9/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: T.J. Hart, David Perry, Mike Foster, Rocco Siffredi, Andrew Youngman, Frank Gun, Leslie Taylor, Frank Major, Julia Taylor, Mario Rossi, Vanda Vitus, Zora Banx, Eva Mercedes, Shanon Stone, Patricia Orsoya
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Title: Rocco's True Anal Stories 4 Company: Evil Angel Length: 2 hours and 16 minutes (136 minutes) Production Date(s): February 3, 1999 Original Release Date: February 10, 1999 DVD Release Date: October 25, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Rocco Siffredi The Abridged Version: Europorn, to me, means sex that is often too rough and sometimes borderline misogynistic and girls that look bored as can be. I wish I could say that Rocco's True Anal Stories 4 refutes that. It actually re-inforces it. The girls here are all stupidly gorgeous, especially Mina. Most of our American contract girls are not as hot as the typical Euro gonzo girl. It is all the more frustrating then that so many of these Eurogirls are lame on-screen fucks. Yvette, Mercedes, Patricia, and Vanda are all examples of that. Julia Taylor is a tweener. The only real stories here are Mina and TJ Hart. Mina is just out of this world sexy and TJ brings an American presence though she fails to really outdo her scene counterpart Julia. So, too many of the girls here look bored.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 10/24/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Mary Jane, Tony T., John West, Kat, Ashley Jordan, Mark Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Sativa Rose, Seth Dickens, Scott Nails, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Title: Teen Tryouts: Audition 37 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hours and 7 minutes (127 minutes) Production Date(s): October 18, 2004 Release Date: October 18, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Mike Metropolis The Abridged Version: By now, you shoud know what to expect from a Devils Film video: well-executed porn with little to no tease sequences and an over-emphasis on penetration shots. The lighting will be pretty much stellar and the sound flawless, with no deceptive audio tricks putting moans or dirty talk into a girl's mouth as other companies are apt to do. Their titles are straightforward sex and the no-nonsense way in which they are presented reflects that. I used to love this. Now, I find it dreadfully boring which, as I have said in past reviews, is the worst thing porn can be. But all the cool kids in the AdultDVDTalk forum are raving about this new girl Sammie Rhodes and she does look great on the cover of Devils Film's new Teen Tryouts: Audition 37.
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Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 10/21/2004
Studio: Madness
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Jerry, Kaylynn, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Lee Stone, Jennifer Luv, Alex Rox, Jayna Oso, Jenaveve Jolie, Seth Dickens, Jay Huntington, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Title: Malibu's Most Latin Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 33 minutes (93 minutes) Production Date(s): July 2004 Release Date: September 9, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Andre Madness The Abridged Version: Whatever happened to fun porn? You know? The kind where the performers alternate between being really into fucking eachother one second to joking around with some prop given to them for their storyline or set-up the next. Malibu's Most Latin does not necessarily have that because Jayna's scene is more typical sex of the day (anal, DP, DV) and Kaylnn's scene is fun but heatless. However, in comes Jennifer Luv, Lee Stone, Jenaveve Jolie, Steven St. Croix, J-Luv again, Lola, and Seth Dickens to deliver some enjoyable porn. The overall feature seems like it is supposed to have a connecting plotline, centered around Jayna housesitting for someone. However, that is not very well developed. So, it could have been better. But three of the five scenes are fun and sexy.
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Release date: 8/23/2004
Reviewed on: 10/20/2004
Studio: Madness
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cherokee, Alex Rox, Jackie Moore, Talon, Shy Love, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Seth Dickens, Nikki Lauren
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Title: Valley Girls 2: Hardcore Dreaming Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 45 minutes (105 minutes) Production Date(s): June 2004 Release Date: August 23, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Andre Madness The Abridged Version: What's this? Vignette-based porn with some light storyline and perfectly non-offensive sex? I used to watch that crap. Yeah. All those old Dane videos, like University Co-Eds and Nineteen Video Magazine. But that was years ago. I've moved on to gonzo now, where every girl is a teenager and, excluding the August Night's and Jennifer Luv's of the world, does anal within the first month her career. Like the Skeeter man says, it's a beautiful thing. The funny thing is that gonzo is most definitely a very boring genre right now. It's not a beautiful thing. When people stop imitating Jules Jordan and start doing something original let me know. For now, I find myself looking into alternate choices and Madness Pictures reminds me of what I once found hot. Yes, it's stupid.
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Release date: 7/20/2004
Reviewed on: 10/13/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Michael Stefano, Ariana Jollee, Alex Divine, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Title: Full Anal Access 4 Company: Platinum X Length: 2 hours and 13 minutes (133 minutes) Production Date(s): May 2/May 7-10, 2004 Release Date: August 10, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Michael Stefano The Abridged Version: Porn is probably more homogonized now than it ever has been before. Can I definitively state that? No. How can I? I have only been watching porn since the late 90s. There is a lot I don't know and I'm an arrogant little sob to say something like that. However, what I do know is that it used to be that all Anabolic/Diabolic videos looked alike. Now, thanks to the influence of Red Light District which was in part mostly kicked off by former A/D fella's ALL gonzo looks the same. Certain companies have a certain visual style or look but by and large the way of filming and the types of acts being filmed are the same. So, when I look at Full Anal Access 4 I initially see Random Anal Sex Gonzo Tape #125 (just pulled 125 from the sky, don't read into it). There's nothing special. That Chanel Chavez girl is on the cover.
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Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 10/3/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Mark Davis, Zenza Raggi, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Laura Lion, Sharka Blue, Nikki Loren, Csoky Ice, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Title: Camel Hoe's Company: Third Degree Films Length: 2 hours and 1 minute (121 minutes) Production Date(s): May 5-July 9, 2004 Release Date: September 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Chris Streams The Abridged Version: Up there under title, I initially typed out Camel Toe Perversions. It took me a minute to remember that this is Camel Hoes. See, Smash Pictures released that other one a wile ago and they have a second volume of the series coming out soon. Oddly enough, Nikki Lorren will be in that second volume and she is also in this tape. It all begs the question: what has happened to originality in porn? This is a concern I had in mind prior to viewing this title. After viewing the title, it is still a concern but less so now that I have been witness to the fact that there are still some original minds out there and Chris Streams is one of them. Sure, this is a concept and title similar to something somebody has all ready done. Sure, 4 of these 5 girls have been around and weve probably all seen them do more anal scenes than we can remember.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 10/2/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Rayveness, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Pandora Dreams, Lacey Tom, Holly Wellin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Brooklynn Jade
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Mellons 6 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 45 minutes (165 minutes) Production Date(s): July 27, 2004 Release Date: September 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Vince Vouyer The Abridged Version: I am a breast man. I like them big. I like them round. I like them any way I can get em and for a long time now the man delivering me the goods has been Vince Vouyer. It used to be the Nice Rack series. Now, its Young Ripe Mellons. Now in its sixth volume, this series has been a rather reliable one. That trend is over now. Volume 5 was shaky at best and this volume is even worse. Pandora Dreams is a superstar in the making. If she sticks around long enough, she can be a real super star in this industry. Her scene here? Reduced to mechanical sex peppered with far too much read from the cue card dirty talk. It is amazing how adept Vouyer now is at hiring great talent and then shooting shitty scenes with them.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/28/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Van Damage, Lee Stone, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Talon, Christie Lee, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Nikki Lauren, T.J. Cox
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Title: Barely 18 #11 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 28 minutes (88 minutes) Production Date(s): May 23, 2004 Release Date: July 12, 2004 Condoms: Only 1; noted in Scene 5 Director: Christian Knight The Abridged Version: Stop me if youve heard this one before. Its the story about the porn starlet who toils away in relative obscurity as a girl/girl only performer for years because her boyfriend is uncomfortable with her doing boy/girl scenes. Eventually, she breaks up with the guy and tackles boy/girl porn as if she had just graduated from an all-girl private school. Theres nothing unique about that story. It happens all the time yet it continues to excite the hell out of us porn lovers. The latest girl to fall prey to this cliche is the exquisite Nikki Lorren. The rest of her story has yet to be written but the boy/girl portion begins here. And thats really the only thing going on in Sin Citys Barely 18 #11. There are 5 scenes with barely-there set-ups and relatively light sex, meaning no anal or anything real extreme.
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Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Randi Wright, Porsha Blaze, Marcos Leon, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Title: Barely 18 #9 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 29 minutes (89 minutes) Production Date(s): April 3, 2004 Release Date: May 20, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Christian Knight The Abridged Version: I started off my review of Barely 18 #8 by referring to it as vanilla porn. In my view, it was just another undistinguishable young girl video peppered with tired pretenses and far too formulaic 3-position-and-pop sex. Its funny though. Barely 18 #9 shares some of the same characteristics of its predecessor but I wouldnt dare refer to it as being vanilla. Why? Well, there are 5 reasons why. Haley Paige, Kelly Kline, Porsha Blaze, Dani Woodward, and Randi Wright. In volume 8, Jennifer Luv was the only girl who gave director Christian Knight anything to work with. In volume 9, every single girl gives the director and his talented crew a lot to work with. Every scene is single boy/girl, which will be news to the ears of those who might be tiring of the trend of multiple partners in each and every porn scene.
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Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Julian, Jon Dough, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Victoria Star, Mary Kate Ashley, Prilla, Aspen Stevens, Lee Ann, Kate Kaptive, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Robby Fischer
Review brief: Title: Lingerie 3 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 18 minutes (138 minutes) Production Date(s): October 25, 2003 Release Date: June 14, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Robbie Fischer The Abridged Version: Can somebody be a good director and still put out mediocre to bad product? Yes. It just depends on how you define good director. Case in point, Robbie Fischer is good at what he does. It just so happens that what he does makes for archaic, usually-mediocre-often-bad porn. His is a porn where all girls dirty talk as if reading their lines from cue cards and most moans sound as fake as the girls press-on nails. In fact, he reminds me of Vince Vouyer or Stoney Curtis, just not as good. Plus, those two usually cast hot girls that cover up their weak directing. Here, the girls are slim pickings. Victoria Starr looks far better on the cover than she does in action. Katie Kaptive throws herself into Fischers style, but in typical porn fashion usually overdoes all the fake moaning and dirty talk which equals for zero heat.
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Release date: 3/28/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Alexis Taylor, Mario, Mark Ashley, Mandy Starr, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina, Kathleen Kruz, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Title: Naughty College Schoolgirls 31 Company: New Sensations Length: 1 hour and 35 minutes (95 minutes) Production Date(s): December 18, 2003 Release Date: March 29, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Jonni Darkko The Abridged Version: Ever since beginning my college career I have become aware of one undeniable truth: there is a seemingly endless amount of hot women on most campuses. This is especially surprising to me since I attend a university located in Mid-America where all girls are stereotypically supposed to be corn-fed and plain looking. Fuck that. I see gorgeous women every day. In fact, I have seen girls just as hot as Eva Angelina, Alexis Taylor, Mandy Starr, Jessica Sweet, and Kathleen Kruz in my lecture hall sociology classes. Whats the difference? Well, the girls on my campus, other than the one with a website, dont do porn. These 5 hotties do. That said, I have put more thought into the college aspect of this then anyone involved with Naughty College Schoolgirls 31 obviously did.
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Release date: 5/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Luci Thai, Cameron James [I] (female), Alisha Bizart, Vickie Powell, Jamie Sweet, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Title: Erotica XXX 7 Company: Digital Sin (New Sensations) Length: 2 hours and 13 minutes (133 minutes) Production Date(s): March 17, 2004 Release Date: May 6, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Tyrone Shuz The Abridged Version: Websters defines erotic, an adjective, as arousing or satisfying sexual desire. It defines erotica, a noun, as erotic literature or art. How does Erotica XXX 7 live up to this? Well, each scene begins with a slow and somewhat somber tease sequence and none of the girls moan very loud. Apparently, erotica for Tyrone Shuz means subdued sex. To be fair, there was definitely an effort here to mold a more artistic video than most. As will be noted in the scene descriptions, none of the girls seem very excited and this seems to be by design as if they were directed to eschew the typical youre fucking me so hard! response in favor of something more in line with, well, love making. However, this does not quite come across well in the harder scenes, especially Lucy Thais double penetration-filled threesome.
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Release date: 6/25/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Evolution Erotica
Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Jessica Darlin, Nikita Denise
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Title: Whack Attack 9-Classic X Company: Evolution Erotica Length: 2 hours and 26 minutes (146 minutes) Production Date(s): January 11, 2001 Re-Mastered Date: Dec. 2003 Release Date: June 2004 Condoms: None Director: Tom Byron The Abridged Version: A couple of years ago someone familiar with my past dalliance as a webmaster e-mailed me and kindly asked me to tell him my top 10 adult films of all time. Bored as I was at the time, I indulged this fellow fan of porn and of course pretty much all 10 I put in the list starred Taylor St. Claire because at the time she was the only porn star in the world to me. From St. Claires amazing tryst with Tom Byron to the ball draining foursome between Tom, Jessica Darlin, Jewel DeNyle, and Nikita Denise, Whack Attack #9 was such solid gonzo that I put it at #1 on the list. Well, Taylor is still the hub that the rest of the porn universe gravitates around for me but years down the road my porn pallet is far more seasoned. So, I approached reviewing Evolution Eroticas re-issue of Whack Attack 9 with curiosity.
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Release date: 5/17/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: John West, Adam Wilde, Van Damage, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Luci Thai, Chanel Chavez, Delilah Strong, Skyla Banks
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe 2 Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 43 minutes (103 minutes) Production Date(s): 2/27, 3/11, 3/27, 3/30, and 4/4: 2004 Release Date: May 17, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: If you read my review of Young, Fresh, and Ripe 1, you know that I have a very low opinion of Corey Jordan the director and was not at all impressed with Video Teams supposedly new premiere young girl line. There, I said I would avoid anything with Jordans name on it at all costs. So, why the hell did I go back on that? Well, I didnt. I had not seen Young, Fresh, and Ripe 1 yet when I decided to screen Young, Fresh, and Ripe 2. I didnt know what I was getting into. However, screen both of them I have now and I can report that volume 2 is much better than the abysmal volume 1. The cast this time around is far more attractive. Unfortunately, all of the lighting, editing, and camera angle issues remain making this look barely a notch above amateur pornography.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: John West, Anthony Hardwood, Matt Bixel, Talita Del Rio, Robert Stern, Summer Sweet, Sativa Rose, Kina Kai
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 52 minutes (112 minutes) Production Date(s): Various dates between 2003 and 2004 Release Date: March 10, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: During the first scene of Young, Fresh and Ripe 1, director Corey Jordan tells new girl Summer Sweet that he is out to make this new young line one of the nastiest, hardcore lines out there. That is a high level to shoot for and not surprisingly Jordan fails to reach it. In fact, he does not even come close to it. Instead, he delivers an instantly forgettable piece of pornography containing marginal new faces and grievous editing and lighting errors. If this were an amateur video, it would lean toward being high end. However, its not, though judging from the quality of the female cast and the inexperience of the male cast one could be fooled into thinking it is. Jordan has been at this for a while now and he has yet to improve.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 6/20/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Byron Long, Wesley Pipes, Sledge Hammer, Domineko, Brian Pumper, Lauren Phoenix, Francesca Sin, Jessica Sweet, Heather Gables
Review brief: Title: Black on White Crime 4 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hours and 15 minutes (135 minutes) Production Date(s): May 24, 2004 Release Date: May 24, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Mike Metropolis The Abridged Version: A rather popular porn star was recently quoted as saying that in her opinion all Caucasian women probably fantasize about having sex with a black man at least once in their life. According to her, the only thing that keeps them from acting upon that is the stigma still placed upon such an act by society. So, being a silly-little-girly-man white boy that gives me something unpleasant to think about when I see that far away look in my current girlfriends eyes when I am with her. However, in reality I have no clue how accurate that porn stars assessment of the situation is. Its hard for me to know since I am not a girl and dont know what they think. What I do know is that in the realm of adult video black guy on white girl sex is extremely popular right now, probably more so than it ever has been in the history of the industry.
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Release date: 5/15/2004
Reviewed on: 6/20/2004
Studio: John Dough Prod.
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Talon, Roxy Jezel, Luci Thai, Teagan Presley, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Title: Butt Cream Pie 4: Directors Cut Company: Jon Dough Productions/Devils Film Length: 2 hours and 41 minutes (161 minutes) Production Date(s): April 4, 2004 Release Date: May 13, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Jon Dough False Advertisement Warning: Contrary to the promises on the box, there is no bonus scene with Alicia or behind the scenes segment. Plus, the running time is said to be 3 minutes longer than it actually is, a far less grievous error than the other two. Due to this, I will dock this films overall rating an entire star. It would have graded 4 stars but I gave it 3. Plus, I gave the extras 1 star because of the boxcover's lie, which is a shame because the extra footage left in the action to bring the action just 20 minutes short of being 3 hours long is very nice. The Abridged Version: At Anabolic, it was called Ass Cream Pies. At Devils Film, it is called Butt Cream Pie. As would be expected, a mere title change has not changed a whole lot.
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Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 6/16/2004
Studio: Madness
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Rich Handsome, August, Barrett Blade, Christie Leigh, Lisa Marie, Roxy Jezel, Dana Vespoli, Christie Lee
Directed by: D. Cypher
Review brief: Title: Legal Tender 2 Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 50 minutes (110 minutes) Production Date(s): February 17, 2004 Release Date: May 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Dcypher The Abridged Version: Here is the problem with parody: it has to be relevant. And even if it is relevant it will most probably feel dated several years after its release. For instance, there are jokes in Airplane (1980) that I do not get because they were only timely at the time it was made and I was not born until 1982. Just the same, there are probably jokes in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 (1994) that I get but kids in middle school or high school wouldnt. I felt that same sense of detachment that they would in that case while I was watching Dcyphers (Devan) porn parody Legal Tender 2 (2004). In the publicity hyping the release, Devan illustrated his intent to simply spoof the various young girl movies of the time. However, in execution we are given the pizza boy, the stripper, the cheerleader, the patient in a hospital, and the secretary.
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Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 5/31/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: Tyce Bune, Adam Wilde, Cheyne Collins, Dic Tracy, August, Anthony Hardwood, Samantha Silver, Dick Delaware, Eva Angelina, Bianca Pureheart, Eve Laurence
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Title: Lollipop Babies 2 Company: Cherry Boxxx Pictures Actual Length: 1 hour and 45 minutes (105 minutes) Advertised Length: 2 hours (120 minutes) Production Date(s): February 5, 2004 Release Date: April 1, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Rick Davis The Abridged Version: Not too long ago, I saw Wet Between Thighs 3 from Cherry Boxxx Pictures and vowed to never again see a film from that company. They way I saw it, the girls they cast are lower B to C level caliber, meaning they often tend to be stricken with implants. They very clearly film their productions at a studio somewhere in Los Angeles and put forth little effort to hide that. When you see a girl sitting on a piece of furniture in a scene for them it does not look like she is sitting in a house. It looks like she is sitting on a lousy piece of furniture set up in the middle of a set. The filmmaking is adequate at best, instantly reminding one of the many pieces of mediocre porn produced in years past.
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Release date: 4/14/2004
Reviewed on: 5/31/2004
Studio: Baby Doll
Starring: Tyce Bune, Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, August, Shauna Banks, Dick Delaware, Mason Storm, Jessica Sweet
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Title: Beverly Hills Dolls Company: Baby Doll Pictures Advertised Length: 2 hours (120 minutes) Actual Length: 1 hour and 38 minutes (98 minutes) Production Date(s): February 4, 2004 Release Date: April 12, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Rick Davis The Abridged Version: Ever heard of the stereotype of the rich woman who looks longingly at her young, muscular pool guy? Ever heard of the stereotype of the bitchy rich girl? Well, have you ever wanted see these type of women get fucked on film? If you answered yes to all three of those questions, then Beverly Hills Dolls is the feature for you. Released by Baby Doll Pictures, it is entirely filmed at one nice mansion with an impressive patio and pool in the backyard. The six girls in the cast take turns pretending that they either own the house or are the bitchy daughters of the owner of the house. They each try to sunbathe, usually nude, by the pool until a pool guy or repairman interrupts them. From the working class, the guys look on the girls with both lust and anger.
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Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tom Byron, Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Anna Malle, Joey Silvera, Jay Ashley, Kristi Lynn, Heather St. Clair
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Title: Buttmans Wet Dream Company: Evil Angel Length: 2 hours and 20 minutes (140 minutes) Production Date(s): 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD) Release Year: 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD) Condoms: None Director: John Stagliano The Abridged Version: I will be honest with you. I was not looking forward to writing this review. Even though John Buttman Staglianos name was on the box as the director, I still did not expect much. This is vintage porn after all. It was originally produced and released in 1994, meaning the picture quality is understandably grainy and the lighting too dark at times. The girls are not particularly my taste, each one a throwback to an era when big hair, tan lines, and implants were all the rage for porn girls. However, I vastly underestimated the allure of cover girl Kristi Lynn and the brilliance of John Stagliano. Essentially, this is one of the more hypnotic pieces of pornography I have ever seen.
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Release date: 11/23/2003
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Valentino, Julian St. Jox, Guy DiSilva, Lee Stone, Jennifer Luv, Jayna Oso, Lani Kaluha, Dana Vespoli, Lisa Nicole, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Title: Young Latin Girls 7 Company: Hustler Length: 1 hour and 29 minutes (89 minutes) Production Date(s): July 29, 2003 Release Date: October 21, 2003 Condoms: None Director: Ray Anderson The Abridged Version: They say that video killed the radio star. What they dont say is that music videos killed the attention span. Due to them, we now have something known as MTV-style editing. This calls for lots and lots of cuts and different angles. The dreadful Armageddon is a perfect example. Well, thankfully this movement has not quite taken hold in the adult film industry as it has the regular film industry. However, slowly there is more and more product being made with this style of editing. And the more I see from them the more it seems that this is the direction that Hustler is heading. Young Latin Girls 7 is victim to this. Filmed and presented entirely in widescreen, it is somewhat unlikely that you wont notice the massive amounts of cuts in this tape.
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Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 5/21/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Taylor St. Clair, Kitty, Mickey G., Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Tanya Danielle, Katie Morgan, Joelean, Olivia O'Lovely, Mason, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Toni English, Kelly Holland
Review brief: Title: Extreme Behavior 3 Company: Adam & Eve Length: 1 hour and 23 minutes (83 minutes) Production Date(s): November 26, 2003 Release Date: February 27, 2004 Condoms: Scene 4, Scene 6 Director: Toni English The Abridged Version: I once wrote a satirical review of an installment of Jill Kelly Productions Unbelievable Sex in which I debated whether or not the sex was indeed unbelievable. Well, I am tempted to do the same here with Extreme Behavior 3. Is extreme behavior really displayed here? However, I am reluctant to go that route simply because this video is not worth the effort of crafting biting satire. It is an Adam & Even product made for couples with the title extreme behavior slapped onto it. The scenes are truncated, focusing more on the foreplay than the actual sex. There is no unifying storyline or theme present, as a title card introduces each vignette as soon as the scene that precedes it ends. Foot fetish, general s/m, lesbianism, anal sex, geisha girls, and tickling are the supposed fetishes represented here.
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Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 5/19/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Allysin Chaynes, Steven St. Croix, Felecia, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Taylor Lynn, Teoni, Delilah Stone, Ariana Jollee, Vicky Vette, Pason, Cynthia Pendragon, Stephanie Tripp
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Title: Naughty Little Nymphs Company: Adam & Eve Length: 1 hour and 49 minutes (109 minutes) Production Date(s): January 30, 2004 Release Date: April 2, 2004 Condoms: One noted, used during Scene 4 Director: Nick Orleans The Abridged Version: What has always bothered me about feature versus gonzo is the disparity in the way the women look in each. By and large, girls in feature tapes just look better. Understand, I am not saying that I prefer the girls that are routinely cast in feature tapes. I am just saying that they always seem to look better in feature tapes than they would in, say, an Anabolic scene. And this is understandable. One realm is valuing the sensual and the attraction of the performer while the other cares little more for anything above pure sex. Here in Naughty Little Nymphs, we have something that falls in-between. It is not a feature, having no storyline, nor is it a gonzo tape. Essentially, what it amounts to is a slightly harder vignette offering for the couples out there whose sexual tastes likewise fall in-between soft and hard.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Brick Majors, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Charlie, Mr. Marcus, Elle Devyne, Stephanie Swift, Devin Wolf, Eric Masterson, Alexa Rae, Maya Divine, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Title: Raw Footage Company: Wicked Pictures Length: 1 hour and 29 minutes (89 minutes) Production Date(s): May 27, 1999 Release Date: January 27, 1999 Condoms: Yes. Used by all males for vaginal and/or anal. Director: F.J. Lincoln The Abridged Version: As oh so many porn stars have done in past features, Stephanie Swift plays a porn star in Raw Footage. She is a successful and popular star in the industry but has become jaded with the artificiality of her work. She is tired of producing art that merely imitates life. Cinema verite is her goal and she explains as much to good friend and fellow porn star Alexa Rae. So, she sets out to produce her own video, consisting of footage taken of friends and co-workers fucking on set and unaware what Swift intends to do with the material.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Mika Tan, Bamboo, Kianna, Joey Ray, Mr. Pete, Roxy Jezel, Eva Angelina
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Title: Whoriental Sex Academy 8 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 27 minutes (87 minutes) Production Date(s): February 7, 2004 Release Date: April 22, 2004 Condoms: Only 1 noted. Worn by Joey Ray in Scene 3. Director: Bud Lee The Abridged Version: Bud Lees Whoriental Sex Academy series is essentially the Asian girl equivalent of Heatwaves long-running Kelly the Co-ed series. However, in the past there hasnt really been a large pool of quality Asian girls for Bud to pick from. Then a strange thing happened. The industry got an influx of hot Asian girls all around the same time. Roxy Jezel, Eva Angelina, Nautica Thorn, Lucy Thai, her younger sister Nyla Thai, Mia Parks, Lilly Thai, Avena Lee, and others I am probably forgetting all came out of nowhere. Here, Bud picks Roxy and Eva from this new pool and adds in veteran girls who have all ready been in previous installments of the series like Bamboo, Mika Tan, and Kianna to form what has been a highly touted re-birth of sort for the series.
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Release date: 12/10/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Keiko, Nick Manning, Jennifer Luv, Alex Rox, Brianna Blaze, Emily DaVinci, Bella Starr, Tony Sexton, Maliyah Madison
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Title: Barely Legal 42 Company: Hustler Length: 1 hour and 25 minutes (85 minutes) Production Date(s): August, 2003 Release Date: December 16, 2003 Director: Clive McLean The Abridged Version: Recently, a fellow ADT reviewer opened his review of a new Barely Legal installment by calling upon Hustler to finally put the series to sleep. His contention was that the series was probably renting and selling decent enough but its quality has been in such stark decline for so long that it has become irrelevant. This struck me as a somewhat surprising outlook. Then I decided to screen Barely Legal 42 due to its very favorable female cast and saw the same exact thing my online colleague did: a rather tired display of pornography. The series used to be a premiere outlet for quality vignette porn that continuously showcased up and coming girls, Bunny Luv being one such girl. Well, this 42nd installment showcases hot new girls like Emily Da Vinci, Brianna Blaze, Jennifer Luv, and Keiko. So, it has that going for it.
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Release date: 4/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/12/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy West, DJX, Nyomi Marcela, Mia Parks, Gia Marie
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Title: Up and Cummers 124 Company: Evil Angel/New Machine Length: 2 hours and 15 minutes (135 minutes) Production Date(s): February 10, 2004 Release Date: April 9, 2004 Director: Randy West The Abridged Version: I remember reading a press release not to long ago from Randy West announcing his retirement. In it, he stated his need to step to the side for younger male performers. He conceded that if a girl wanted to work with him he wouldnt turn her down so it was not a full retirement, but for all intents and purposes he was to be done with performing and switch to focusing completely on directing. Its years later now and I am still wondering when this new policy will take place. In fact, since then the exact opposite has happened: he has cut costs by putting himself into most of his scenes now instead of hiring a more aptly qualified young gun. What does this mean? Well, his once great Up and Cummers series is now more about watching an older guy press through scenes instead of presenting up and coming girls to watch out for.
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