Beverly Hills Dolls Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  5/31/2004

Title: Beverly Hills Dolls
Company: Baby Doll Pictures
Advertised Length: 2 hours (120 minutes)
Actual Length: 1 hour and 38 minutes (98 minutes)
Production Date(s): February 4, 2004
Release Date: April 12, 2004
Condoms: None

Director: Rick Davis

The Abridged Version: Ever heard of the stereotype of the rich woman who looks longingly at her young, muscular pool guy? Ever heard of the stereotype of the bitchy rich girl? Well, have you ever wanted see these type of women get fucked on film? If you answered yes to all three of those questions, then Beverly Hills Dolls is the feature for you. Released by Baby Doll Pictures, it is entirely filmed at one nice mansion with an impressive patio and pool in the backyard. The six girls in the cast take turns pretending that they either own the house or are the bitchy daughters of the owner of the house. They each try to sunbathe, usually nude, by the pool until a pool guy or repairman interrupts them. From the working class, the guys look on the girls with both lust and anger. They want to “fuck those bitchy attitudes out of them.” And since this is porn, they get to do just that. However, the majority of the scenes end with the girls returning back to their bitchy pretense, thus ending up on top. There is a bit of a charge in seeing a really bitchy woman getting a good deep dicking. Why else was Jasmine St. Claire ever a popular porn star? However, only three of these girls act that way and when they do it is not entirely convincing. Luckily, the sex is mostly enticing. There is no anal and all of the scenes are simply twosomes, but it’s okay. Jessica, Mason, and August deliver strong scenes. Amazingly, Mason even squirts.

Scene 1: Sophia (hot dirty blonde w/unfortunate implants) w/Tyce Bune (17 minutes)

Sophia, who actually looks orange with either a horrible fake tan or horrendous lighting, is sitting by her pool. She’s gabbing on her cell phone with her best friend about how much she loves Mercedes. For porn acting, it is a convincing rendition of a spoiled rich girl meaning it is adequately over the top. Tyce Bune, the pool man, incurs her wrath for interrupting her conversation with the noise he is making doing his job. He follows her inside as she promises to fetch his paycheck so she can be rid of him. Inexplicably, he finds her bent over on the floor in front of the tv. He smacks her ass. This leads to an argument that ends with him grabbing her and lustfully kissing her. She had protested before but this gets her going. In no time, her ridiculously tiny bikini is gone and daddy’s spoiled girl is giving the pool guy a hand job. With no further foreplay, she slides down on his cock for reverse cowgirl. They end up fucking in cowgirl, sideways missionary, and missionary before he shoots his whole load in her mouth. Tyce seems very pleased with himself, but she returns right back to her bitchy self and tells him, “To be honest with you, I fuck all the help.” She demands he get back to work on the pool immediately and walks off, looking very pleased with the way things went. Sophia is an always-reliable performer, but her implants are bad and her tan here very distracting.

Scene 2: Jessica Sweet (sexy, girl-next-door-ish blonde, amazingly natural 36C, nasty girl) w/Dick Delaware (13 minutes)

Dick wanders into Jessica’s backyard seeking help but only finds a very sexy blonde wearing some hot black two-piece lingerie. It is hard to hear what either of them are saying as the audio is quite horrible, but essentially she acts like a stuck-up rich girl and he gets mad. I think it had something to do with him being the pool guy. She consistently puts up her hand as a signal for him to shut up as she is trying to concentrate on talking on her cell phone. Dick grabs the cell phone and yadda yadda we are inside watching her suck his dick. During the brief blowjob, she loses her top, revealing on of the best set of natural breasts you can ever hope to see in American porn. These mounds of wonder are put on exquisite display when she loses her bottom and climbs on top of Dick for reverse cowgirl. Watching her breasts bounce in circles as her pussy gets pounded is almost hypnotic. It’s like a lava lamp. Dick is so taken with her that he has to pull out frequently to avoid any premature climax. More of the same ensues in cowgirl and doggy, though Dick’s habit of yelling, “Whoa, whoa, whoa…there it is,” grows annoying quick. Her breasts are given one last chance to bounce for the camera in a quick missionary before he pulls out and shoots some cream on her creamy white skin. She ends with a string of cum dangling from her chin.

Scene 3: Mason Storm (older, Latina, brunette, implants, scattered tattoos) w/Cheyne Collins (16 minutes)

Cheyne is in Mason’s backyard as her father has hired him to work on the plumbing of their swimming pool. She has apparently fallen asleep while tanning, wearing a sexy red bikini. He attempts to wake her and finds her to be an uber-bitch, as her first response is, “Are you aware that you are standing in my sunlight?” Mason realistically looks a bit too old to fill this role, as it kind of odd to hear her tell Cheyne, “My father didn’t tell me that he hired a pool guy.” However, she is easily the most convincing bitch in this whole tape. She ends up firing Cheyne, who storms after her into her living room. He calls her a bitch and she gets upset. Rather suddenly, she grabs him and starts kissing him. Cheyne does a great job of looking genuinely surprised here. In a matter of 15 seconds, she is at his crotch, deep throating his dick. The woman sucks a mean cock. Her big implants also make for some great titty fucking. Cheyne preps her pussy with his mouth and fingers before slipping his cock in her for missionary, cowgirl and doggy. The ladder position is probably the hottest, as he kneels over the side of her couch and pounds her pretty hard. As soon as he pulls out after doggy, he lies her down in missionary. Instead of using his dick though, he sticks two fingers in her and works her to an extremely unexpected squirting orgasm. Very hot. The camera zooms in at just the right time to capture it. Almost immediately after this, he shoots his load on her face and chest. Even this is not enough for her though. She informs him that he is still fired.

Scene 4: Shauna Banks (auburn hair, implants) w/Anthony Hardwood (17 minutes)

Shauna is sunbathing by her pool. Her pool man comes and screws things up. How bizarre. She jumps in her pool to skinny dip, seemingly not caring that her pool guy can see her. He comes over and asks her to suck his cock. She complies. It is a dumb set-up to a largely unimaginative and forgettable scene. Shauna shows little to no passion in breezing through a standard 3 position fuck.

Scene 5: August Night (cover girl, on the right w/black lingerie) w/Barret Blade (16 minutes)

August is sunbathing in the nude by her pool. However, she hears an odd sound and turns around to find Barret Blade, her pool man, watching her from the stairs behind her. He was quite clearly beating off while looking her and she calls him a pervert for it. Illustrating impressive quick thinking, Barret denies it and offers her flowers that he said he picked for her. Of course, he picked them from her own flowerbed which, from her position, she can’t see. Not at all the spoiled bitch that the four girls before her acted like, August buys into the lie and thinks his gesture is sweet. She invites him inside where his own body betrays him. Sitting down on her couch, she suddenly notices Barret’s still raging hard-on. She offers to help him with it and sticks it down her throat. Quickly, they are both naked with the only thing being worn between them is her sexy pearl necklace. After a frustratingly short blowjob and cunninglus session, we watch as he nails this gorgeous girl in missionary, cowgirl, and doggy. In cowgirl, every time she rocks back on his cock her magnificent ass cheeks bounce. And in doggy, there is a nice point where she reaches back to pull her cheeks apart and we look down on her to gaze at the forbidden tight asshole of August Night. In the end, Barret shoots a big load on her face. Some of it hits her right eye, which she laughs about but probably did not like. At no point is he “fucking her brains out” or is she going crazy and “riding him like a stallion.” However, they both seemed to really enjoy this comfortable together.

Scene 6: Lea De Mae (cover girl, on the left w/blue lingerie) w/Tatooed Guy (16 minutes) The lighting problems from Sophia’s scene return, as Lea sunbathes and her skin looks un-naturally orange. A tattooed man comes by and they exchange a word or too. He then follows her inside. Similar to earlier with Jessica Sweet, it is hard to tell what exactly is going on but it does not seem important. Unlike Jessica though, Lea does not act like a bitch at all. She’s more the sweet, nice, slutty rich girl that August was a scene ago. Inside, the lighting issues are gone and the guy slaps her ass. She, of course, instantly drops her white robe and sucks his dick. Here, Lea displays her rather seasoned cocksucking, speeding up and slowing down at all the right times. They fuck in missionary, cowgirl, and doggy. Lea has a body simply meant to be fucked. She really is quite exquisite and seemingly having a good time here, especially during cowgirl when she is in charge. However, this scene still gravitates to the low energy spectrum. It ends with a weak, open mouth facial.

The DVD:-This is an absolutely pathetic DVD. The menus are easily navigated and the video quality perfectly fine. However, the audio during the dialogue scenes is abysmal. The extras are practically non-existent. The only thing offered that is even pertinent to this specific title is the slide show. Everything else is crap. I found it funny that on their “Xxxtras” menu they listed “Play Movie” as an extra. This is simply unacceptable. I have seen ultra low-budget amateur porn from tiny companies like Pixies Emporium with far better extras than this DVD. Baby Doll Pictures and all that it covers, including Cherry Boxxx and various other companies, should be capable of much, much better. Also the fact that the box advertises 2 hours of porn and the product only delivers 1 hour and 39 minutes is a big no-no. I get very little sign from Baby Doll that they are interested in pleasing their consumers. Instead, they seem to really want their consumer’s money and will lie to them to get it.
Slide Show (1 minute minutes)
Website-The URL’s for the company’s websites.
Contact-The company’s address and e-mail address
Sex Lines (2 minutes)-Phone sex ads
Enlarge Your Penis (3 minutes)-A bizarre commercial for a penis enlargement product. It features brief hardcore sex with actors and porn stars I didn’t recognize.
Special Offer

The Verdict: This one did not end up being quite what I had expected, in that I was not anticipating the complete reliance upon the “pool guy fucks rich girl” angle. However, the decent sex made up for it, despite minor lighting issues in the first and last scenes. Similar to the Cherry Boxxx tape Lollipop Babies 2, which was clearly produced around the same exact time as this tape, I was frustrated that the box features the girls looking ever so hot in lingerie and then in the scene the only clothing they wear is a robe. And I was again very upset with Baby Doll’s false advertising, promising a 2-hour product and failing to even deliver a 1 hour and 40 minute one. I don’t feel as if I waisted time of my life that I will never get back, as I did after reviewing Cherry Boxxx’s Wet Between Thighs 3. There are far worse pieces of pornography out there. It’s just that this one could have been so much better.

RENT IT or BUY IT: NEITHER. The misleading box and pathetic DVD make this something to avoid. The sex is okay as director Rick Davis delivers adequate shelf-filler material. However, there is too much other crap bringing this one down. I really wish August Night would work for better companies.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6, and Service Animals 7 (2002).