Kelly's Movie Reviews (76 - page 2)
Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 10/21/2004
Studio: Madness
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Jerry, Kaylynn, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Lee Stone, Jennifer Luv, Alex Rox, Jayna Oso, Jenaveve Jolie, Seth Dickens, Jay Huntington, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Title: Malibu's Most Latin Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 33 minutes (93 minutes) Production Date(s): July 2004 Release Date: September 9, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Andre Madness The Abridged Version: Whatever happened to fun porn? You know? The kind where the performers alternate between being really into fucking eachother one second to joking around with some prop given to them for their storyline or set-up the next. Malibu's Most Latin does not necessarily have that because Jayna's scene is more typical sex of the day (anal, DP, DV) and Kaylnn's scene is fun but heatless. However, in comes Jennifer Luv, Lee Stone, Jenaveve Jolie, Steven St. Croix, J-Luv again, Lola, and Seth Dickens to deliver some enjoyable porn. The overall feature seems like it is supposed to have a connecting plotline, centered around Jayna housesitting for someone. However, that is not very well developed. So, it could have been better. But three of the five scenes are fun and sexy.
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Release date: 8/23/2004
Reviewed on: 10/20/2004
Studio: Madness
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cherokee, Alex Rox, Jackie Moore, Talon, Shy Love, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Seth Dickens, Nikki Lauren
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Title: Valley Girls 2: Hardcore Dreaming Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 45 minutes (105 minutes) Production Date(s): June 2004 Release Date: August 23, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Andre Madness The Abridged Version: What's this? Vignette-based porn with some light storyline and perfectly non-offensive sex? I used to watch that crap. Yeah. All those old Dane videos, like University Co-Eds and Nineteen Video Magazine. But that was years ago. I've moved on to gonzo now, where every girl is a teenager and, excluding the August Night's and Jennifer Luv's of the world, does anal within the first month her career. Like the Skeeter man says, it's a beautiful thing. The funny thing is that gonzo is most definitely a very boring genre right now. It's not a beautiful thing. When people stop imitating Jules Jordan and start doing something original let me know. For now, I find myself looking into alternate choices and Madness Pictures reminds me of what I once found hot. Yes, it's stupid.
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Release date: 7/20/2004
Reviewed on: 10/13/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Michael Stefano, Ariana Jollee, Alex Divine, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Title: Full Anal Access 4 Company: Platinum X Length: 2 hours and 13 minutes (133 minutes) Production Date(s): May 2/May 7-10, 2004 Release Date: August 10, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Michael Stefano The Abridged Version: Porn is probably more homogonized now than it ever has been before. Can I definitively state that? No. How can I? I have only been watching porn since the late 90s. There is a lot I don't know and I'm an arrogant little sob to say something like that. However, what I do know is that it used to be that all Anabolic/Diabolic videos looked alike. Now, thanks to the influence of Red Light District which was in part mostly kicked off by former A/D fella's ALL gonzo looks the same. Certain companies have a certain visual style or look but by and large the way of filming and the types of acts being filmed are the same. So, when I look at Full Anal Access 4 I initially see Random Anal Sex Gonzo Tape #125 (just pulled 125 from the sky, don't read into it). There's nothing special. That Chanel Chavez girl is on the cover.
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Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 10/3/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Mark Davis, Zenza Raggi, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Laura Lion, Sharka Blue, Nikki Loren, Csoky Ice, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Title: Camel Hoe's Company: Third Degree Films Length: 2 hours and 1 minute (121 minutes) Production Date(s): May 5-July 9, 2004 Release Date: September 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Chris Streams The Abridged Version: Up there under title, I initially typed out Camel Toe Perversions. It took me a minute to remember that this is Camel Hoes. See, Smash Pictures released that other one a wile ago and they have a second volume of the series coming out soon. Oddly enough, Nikki Lorren will be in that second volume and she is also in this tape. It all begs the question: what has happened to originality in porn? This is a concern I had in mind prior to viewing this title. After viewing the title, it is still a concern but less so now that I have been witness to the fact that there are still some original minds out there and Chris Streams is one of them. Sure, this is a concept and title similar to something somebody has all ready done. Sure, 4 of these 5 girls have been around and weve probably all seen them do more anal scenes than we can remember.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 10/2/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Rayveness, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Pandora Dreams, Lacey Tom, Holly Wellin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Brooklynn Jade
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Mellons 6 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 45 minutes (165 minutes) Production Date(s): July 27, 2004 Release Date: September 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Vince Vouyer The Abridged Version: I am a breast man. I like them big. I like them round. I like them any way I can get em and for a long time now the man delivering me the goods has been Vince Vouyer. It used to be the Nice Rack series. Now, its Young Ripe Mellons. Now in its sixth volume, this series has been a rather reliable one. That trend is over now. Volume 5 was shaky at best and this volume is even worse. Pandora Dreams is a superstar in the making. If she sticks around long enough, she can be a real super star in this industry. Her scene here? Reduced to mechanical sex peppered with far too much read from the cue card dirty talk. It is amazing how adept Vouyer now is at hiring great talent and then shooting shitty scenes with them.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/28/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Van Damage, Lee Stone, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Talon, Christie Lee, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Nikki Lauren, T.J. Cox
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Title: Barely 18 #11 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 28 minutes (88 minutes) Production Date(s): May 23, 2004 Release Date: July 12, 2004 Condoms: Only 1; noted in Scene 5 Director: Christian Knight The Abridged Version: Stop me if youve heard this one before. Its the story about the porn starlet who toils away in relative obscurity as a girl/girl only performer for years because her boyfriend is uncomfortable with her doing boy/girl scenes. Eventually, she breaks up with the guy and tackles boy/girl porn as if she had just graduated from an all-girl private school. Theres nothing unique about that story. It happens all the time yet it continues to excite the hell out of us porn lovers. The latest girl to fall prey to this cliche is the exquisite Nikki Lorren. The rest of her story has yet to be written but the boy/girl portion begins here. And thats really the only thing going on in Sin Citys Barely 18 #11. There are 5 scenes with barely-there set-ups and relatively light sex, meaning no anal or anything real extreme.
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Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Randi Wright, Porsha Blaze, Marcos Leon, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Title: Barely 18 #9 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 29 minutes (89 minutes) Production Date(s): April 3, 2004 Release Date: May 20, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Christian Knight The Abridged Version: I started off my review of Barely 18 #8 by referring to it as vanilla porn. In my view, it was just another undistinguishable young girl video peppered with tired pretenses and far too formulaic 3-position-and-pop sex. Its funny though. Barely 18 #9 shares some of the same characteristics of its predecessor but I wouldnt dare refer to it as being vanilla. Why? Well, there are 5 reasons why. Haley Paige, Kelly Kline, Porsha Blaze, Dani Woodward, and Randi Wright. In volume 8, Jennifer Luv was the only girl who gave director Christian Knight anything to work with. In volume 9, every single girl gives the director and his talented crew a lot to work with. Every scene is single boy/girl, which will be news to the ears of those who might be tiring of the trend of multiple partners in each and every porn scene.
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Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Julian, Jon Dough, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Victoria Star, Mary Kate Ashley, Prilla, Aspen Stevens, Lee Ann, Kate Kaptive, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Robby Fischer
Review brief: Title: Lingerie 3 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 18 minutes (138 minutes) Production Date(s): October 25, 2003 Release Date: June 14, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Robbie Fischer The Abridged Version: Can somebody be a good director and still put out mediocre to bad product? Yes. It just depends on how you define good director. Case in point, Robbie Fischer is good at what he does. It just so happens that what he does makes for archaic, usually-mediocre-often-bad porn. His is a porn where all girls dirty talk as if reading their lines from cue cards and most moans sound as fake as the girls press-on nails. In fact, he reminds me of Vince Vouyer or Stoney Curtis, just not as good. Plus, those two usually cast hot girls that cover up their weak directing. Here, the girls are slim pickings. Victoria Starr looks far better on the cover than she does in action. Katie Kaptive throws herself into Fischers style, but in typical porn fashion usually overdoes all the fake moaning and dirty talk which equals for zero heat.
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Release date: 3/28/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Alexis Taylor, Mario, Mark Ashley, Mandy Starr, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina, Kathleen Kruz, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Title: Naughty College Schoolgirls 31 Company: New Sensations Length: 1 hour and 35 minutes (95 minutes) Production Date(s): December 18, 2003 Release Date: March 29, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Jonni Darkko The Abridged Version: Ever since beginning my college career I have become aware of one undeniable truth: there is a seemingly endless amount of hot women on most campuses. This is especially surprising to me since I attend a university located in Mid-America where all girls are stereotypically supposed to be corn-fed and plain looking. Fuck that. I see gorgeous women every day. In fact, I have seen girls just as hot as Eva Angelina, Alexis Taylor, Mandy Starr, Jessica Sweet, and Kathleen Kruz in my lecture hall sociology classes. Whats the difference? Well, the girls on my campus, other than the one with a website, dont do porn. These 5 hotties do. That said, I have put more thought into the college aspect of this then anyone involved with Naughty College Schoolgirls 31 obviously did.
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Release date: 5/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Luci Thai, Cameron James [I] (female), Alisha Bizart, Vickie Powell, Jamie Sweet, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Title: Erotica XXX 7 Company: Digital Sin (New Sensations) Length: 2 hours and 13 minutes (133 minutes) Production Date(s): March 17, 2004 Release Date: May 6, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Tyrone Shuz The Abridged Version: Websters defines erotic, an adjective, as arousing or satisfying sexual desire. It defines erotica, a noun, as erotic literature or art. How does Erotica XXX 7 live up to this? Well, each scene begins with a slow and somewhat somber tease sequence and none of the girls moan very loud. Apparently, erotica for Tyrone Shuz means subdued sex. To be fair, there was definitely an effort here to mold a more artistic video than most. As will be noted in the scene descriptions, none of the girls seem very excited and this seems to be by design as if they were directed to eschew the typical youre fucking me so hard! response in favor of something more in line with, well, love making. However, this does not quite come across well in the harder scenes, especially Lucy Thais double penetration-filled threesome.
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Release date: 6/25/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Evolution Erotica
Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Jessica Darlin, Nikita Denise
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Title: Whack Attack 9-Classic X Company: Evolution Erotica Length: 2 hours and 26 minutes (146 minutes) Production Date(s): January 11, 2001 Re-Mastered Date: Dec. 2003 Release Date: June 2004 Condoms: None Director: Tom Byron The Abridged Version: A couple of years ago someone familiar with my past dalliance as a webmaster e-mailed me and kindly asked me to tell him my top 10 adult films of all time. Bored as I was at the time, I indulged this fellow fan of porn and of course pretty much all 10 I put in the list starred Taylor St. Claire because at the time she was the only porn star in the world to me. From St. Claires amazing tryst with Tom Byron to the ball draining foursome between Tom, Jessica Darlin, Jewel DeNyle, and Nikita Denise, Whack Attack #9 was such solid gonzo that I put it at #1 on the list. Well, Taylor is still the hub that the rest of the porn universe gravitates around for me but years down the road my porn pallet is far more seasoned. So, I approached reviewing Evolution Eroticas re-issue of Whack Attack 9 with curiosity.
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Release date: 5/17/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: John West, Adam Wilde, Van Damage, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Luci Thai, Chanel Chavez, Delilah Strong, Skyla Banks
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe 2 Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 43 minutes (103 minutes) Production Date(s): 2/27, 3/11, 3/27, 3/30, and 4/4: 2004 Release Date: May 17, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: If you read my review of Young, Fresh, and Ripe 1, you know that I have a very low opinion of Corey Jordan the director and was not at all impressed with Video Teams supposedly new premiere young girl line. There, I said I would avoid anything with Jordans name on it at all costs. So, why the hell did I go back on that? Well, I didnt. I had not seen Young, Fresh, and Ripe 1 yet when I decided to screen Young, Fresh, and Ripe 2. I didnt know what I was getting into. However, screen both of them I have now and I can report that volume 2 is much better than the abysmal volume 1. The cast this time around is far more attractive. Unfortunately, all of the lighting, editing, and camera angle issues remain making this look barely a notch above amateur pornography.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: John West, Anthony Hardwood, Matt Bixel, Talita Del Rio, Robert Stern, Summer Sweet, Sativa Rose, Kina Kai
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 52 minutes (112 minutes) Production Date(s): Various dates between 2003 and 2004 Release Date: March 10, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: During the first scene of Young, Fresh and Ripe 1, director Corey Jordan tells new girl Summer Sweet that he is out to make this new young line one of the nastiest, hardcore lines out there. That is a high level to shoot for and not surprisingly Jordan fails to reach it. In fact, he does not even come close to it. Instead, he delivers an instantly forgettable piece of pornography containing marginal new faces and grievous editing and lighting errors. If this were an amateur video, it would lean toward being high end. However, its not, though judging from the quality of the female cast and the inexperience of the male cast one could be fooled into thinking it is. Jordan has been at this for a while now and he has yet to improve.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 6/20/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Byron Long, Wesley Pipes, Sledge Hammer, Domineko, Brian Pumper, Lauren Phoenix, Francesca Sin, Jessica Sweet, Heather Gables
Review brief: Title: Black on White Crime 4 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hours and 15 minutes (135 minutes) Production Date(s): May 24, 2004 Release Date: May 24, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Mike Metropolis The Abridged Version: A rather popular porn star was recently quoted as saying that in her opinion all Caucasian women probably fantasize about having sex with a black man at least once in their life. According to her, the only thing that keeps them from acting upon that is the stigma still placed upon such an act by society. So, being a silly-little-girly-man white boy that gives me something unpleasant to think about when I see that far away look in my current girlfriends eyes when I am with her. However, in reality I have no clue how accurate that porn stars assessment of the situation is. Its hard for me to know since I am not a girl and dont know what they think. What I do know is that in the realm of adult video black guy on white girl sex is extremely popular right now, probably more so than it ever has been in the history of the industry.
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Release date: 5/15/2004
Reviewed on: 6/20/2004
Studio: John Dough Prod.
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Talon, Roxy Jezel, Luci Thai, Teagan Presley, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Title: Butt Cream Pie 4: Directors Cut Company: Jon Dough Productions/Devils Film Length: 2 hours and 41 minutes (161 minutes) Production Date(s): April 4, 2004 Release Date: May 13, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Jon Dough False Advertisement Warning: Contrary to the promises on the box, there is no bonus scene with Alicia or behind the scenes segment. Plus, the running time is said to be 3 minutes longer than it actually is, a far less grievous error than the other two. Due to this, I will dock this films overall rating an entire star. It would have graded 4 stars but I gave it 3. Plus, I gave the extras 1 star because of the boxcover's lie, which is a shame because the extra footage left in the action to bring the action just 20 minutes short of being 3 hours long is very nice. The Abridged Version: At Anabolic, it was called Ass Cream Pies. At Devils Film, it is called Butt Cream Pie. As would be expected, a mere title change has not changed a whole lot.
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Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 6/16/2004
Studio: Madness
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Rich Handsome, August, Barrett Blade, Christie Leigh, Lisa Marie, Roxy Jezel, Dana Vespoli, Christie Lee
Directed by: D. Cypher
Review brief: Title: Legal Tender 2 Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 50 minutes (110 minutes) Production Date(s): February 17, 2004 Release Date: May 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Dcypher The Abridged Version: Here is the problem with parody: it has to be relevant. And even if it is relevant it will most probably feel dated several years after its release. For instance, there are jokes in Airplane (1980) that I do not get because they were only timely at the time it was made and I was not born until 1982. Just the same, there are probably jokes in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 (1994) that I get but kids in middle school or high school wouldnt. I felt that same sense of detachment that they would in that case while I was watching Dcyphers (Devan) porn parody Legal Tender 2 (2004). In the publicity hyping the release, Devan illustrated his intent to simply spoof the various young girl movies of the time. However, in execution we are given the pizza boy, the stripper, the cheerleader, the patient in a hospital, and the secretary.
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Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 5/31/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: Tyce Bune, Adam Wilde, Cheyne Collins, Dic Tracy, August, Anthony Hardwood, Samantha Silver, Dick Delaware, Eva Angelina, Bianca Pureheart, Eve Laurence
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Title: Lollipop Babies 2 Company: Cherry Boxxx Pictures Actual Length: 1 hour and 45 minutes (105 minutes) Advertised Length: 2 hours (120 minutes) Production Date(s): February 5, 2004 Release Date: April 1, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Rick Davis The Abridged Version: Not too long ago, I saw Wet Between Thighs 3 from Cherry Boxxx Pictures and vowed to never again see a film from that company. They way I saw it, the girls they cast are lower B to C level caliber, meaning they often tend to be stricken with implants. They very clearly film their productions at a studio somewhere in Los Angeles and put forth little effort to hide that. When you see a girl sitting on a piece of furniture in a scene for them it does not look like she is sitting in a house. It looks like she is sitting on a lousy piece of furniture set up in the middle of a set. The filmmaking is adequate at best, instantly reminding one of the many pieces of mediocre porn produced in years past.
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Release date: 4/14/2004
Reviewed on: 5/31/2004
Studio: Baby Doll
Starring: Tyce Bune, Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, August, Shauna Banks, Dick Delaware, Mason Storm, Jessica Sweet
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Title: Beverly Hills Dolls Company: Baby Doll Pictures Advertised Length: 2 hours (120 minutes) Actual Length: 1 hour and 38 minutes (98 minutes) Production Date(s): February 4, 2004 Release Date: April 12, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Rick Davis The Abridged Version: Ever heard of the stereotype of the rich woman who looks longingly at her young, muscular pool guy? Ever heard of the stereotype of the bitchy rich girl? Well, have you ever wanted see these type of women get fucked on film? If you answered yes to all three of those questions, then Beverly Hills Dolls is the feature for you. Released by Baby Doll Pictures, it is entirely filmed at one nice mansion with an impressive patio and pool in the backyard. The six girls in the cast take turns pretending that they either own the house or are the bitchy daughters of the owner of the house. They each try to sunbathe, usually nude, by the pool until a pool guy or repairman interrupts them. From the working class, the guys look on the girls with both lust and anger.
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Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tom Byron, Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Anna Malle, Joey Silvera, Jay Ashley, Kristi Lynn, Heather St. Clair
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Title: Buttmans Wet Dream Company: Evil Angel Length: 2 hours and 20 minutes (140 minutes) Production Date(s): 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD) Release Year: 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD) Condoms: None Director: John Stagliano The Abridged Version: I will be honest with you. I was not looking forward to writing this review. Even though John Buttman Staglianos name was on the box as the director, I still did not expect much. This is vintage porn after all. It was originally produced and released in 1994, meaning the picture quality is understandably grainy and the lighting too dark at times. The girls are not particularly my taste, each one a throwback to an era when big hair, tan lines, and implants were all the rage for porn girls. However, I vastly underestimated the allure of cover girl Kristi Lynn and the brilliance of John Stagliano. Essentially, this is one of the more hypnotic pieces of pornography I have ever seen.
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Release date: 11/23/2003
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Valentino, Julian St. Jox, Guy DiSilva, Lee Stone, Jennifer Luv, Jayna Oso, Lani Kaluha, Dana Vespoli, Lisa Nicole, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Title: Young Latin Girls 7 Company: Hustler Length: 1 hour and 29 minutes (89 minutes) Production Date(s): July 29, 2003 Release Date: October 21, 2003 Condoms: None Director: Ray Anderson The Abridged Version: They say that video killed the radio star. What they dont say is that music videos killed the attention span. Due to them, we now have something known as MTV-style editing. This calls for lots and lots of cuts and different angles. The dreadful Armageddon is a perfect example. Well, thankfully this movement has not quite taken hold in the adult film industry as it has the regular film industry. However, slowly there is more and more product being made with this style of editing. And the more I see from them the more it seems that this is the direction that Hustler is heading. Young Latin Girls 7 is victim to this. Filmed and presented entirely in widescreen, it is somewhat unlikely that you wont notice the massive amounts of cuts in this tape.
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Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 5/21/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Taylor St. Clair, Kitty, Mickey G., Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Tanya Danielle, Katie Morgan, Joelean, Olivia O'Lovely, Mason, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Toni English, Kelly Holland
Review brief: Title: Extreme Behavior 3 Company: Adam & Eve Length: 1 hour and 23 minutes (83 minutes) Production Date(s): November 26, 2003 Release Date: February 27, 2004 Condoms: Scene 4, Scene 6 Director: Toni English The Abridged Version: I once wrote a satirical review of an installment of Jill Kelly Productions Unbelievable Sex in which I debated whether or not the sex was indeed unbelievable. Well, I am tempted to do the same here with Extreme Behavior 3. Is extreme behavior really displayed here? However, I am reluctant to go that route simply because this video is not worth the effort of crafting biting satire. It is an Adam & Even product made for couples with the title extreme behavior slapped onto it. The scenes are truncated, focusing more on the foreplay than the actual sex. There is no unifying storyline or theme present, as a title card introduces each vignette as soon as the scene that precedes it ends. Foot fetish, general s/m, lesbianism, anal sex, geisha girls, and tickling are the supposed fetishes represented here.
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Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 5/19/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Allysin Chaynes, Steven St. Croix, Felecia, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Taylor Lynn, Teoni, Delilah Stone, Ariana Jollee, Vicky Vette, Pason, Cynthia Pendragon, Stephanie Tripp
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Title: Naughty Little Nymphs Company: Adam & Eve Length: 1 hour and 49 minutes (109 minutes) Production Date(s): January 30, 2004 Release Date: April 2, 2004 Condoms: One noted, used during Scene 4 Director: Nick Orleans The Abridged Version: What has always bothered me about feature versus gonzo is the disparity in the way the women look in each. By and large, girls in feature tapes just look better. Understand, I am not saying that I prefer the girls that are routinely cast in feature tapes. I am just saying that they always seem to look better in feature tapes than they would in, say, an Anabolic scene. And this is understandable. One realm is valuing the sensual and the attraction of the performer while the other cares little more for anything above pure sex. Here in Naughty Little Nymphs, we have something that falls in-between. It is not a feature, having no storyline, nor is it a gonzo tape. Essentially, what it amounts to is a slightly harder vignette offering for the couples out there whose sexual tastes likewise fall in-between soft and hard.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Brick Majors, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Charlie, Mr. Marcus, Elle Devyne, Stephanie Swift, Devin Wolf, Eric Masterson, Alexa Rae, Maya Divine, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Title: Raw Footage Company: Wicked Pictures Length: 1 hour and 29 minutes (89 minutes) Production Date(s): May 27, 1999 Release Date: January 27, 1999 Condoms: Yes. Used by all males for vaginal and/or anal. Director: F.J. Lincoln The Abridged Version: As oh so many porn stars have done in past features, Stephanie Swift plays a porn star in Raw Footage. She is a successful and popular star in the industry but has become jaded with the artificiality of her work. She is tired of producing art that merely imitates life. Cinema verite is her goal and she explains as much to good friend and fellow porn star Alexa Rae. So, she sets out to produce her own video, consisting of footage taken of friends and co-workers fucking on set and unaware what Swift intends to do with the material.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Mika Tan, Bamboo, Kianna, Joey Ray, Mr. Pete, Roxy Jezel, Eva Angelina
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Title: Whoriental Sex Academy 8 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 27 minutes (87 minutes) Production Date(s): February 7, 2004 Release Date: April 22, 2004 Condoms: Only 1 noted. Worn by Joey Ray in Scene 3. Director: Bud Lee The Abridged Version: Bud Lees Whoriental Sex Academy series is essentially the Asian girl equivalent of Heatwaves long-running Kelly the Co-ed series. However, in the past there hasnt really been a large pool of quality Asian girls for Bud to pick from. Then a strange thing happened. The industry got an influx of hot Asian girls all around the same time. Roxy Jezel, Eva Angelina, Nautica Thorn, Lucy Thai, her younger sister Nyla Thai, Mia Parks, Lilly Thai, Avena Lee, and others I am probably forgetting all came out of nowhere. Here, Bud picks Roxy and Eva from this new pool and adds in veteran girls who have all ready been in previous installments of the series like Bamboo, Mika Tan, and Kianna to form what has been a highly touted re-birth of sort for the series.
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Release date: 12/10/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Keiko, Nick Manning, Jennifer Luv, Alex Rox, Brianna Blaze, Emily DaVinci, Bella Starr, Tony Sexton, Maliyah Madison
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Title: Barely Legal 42 Company: Hustler Length: 1 hour and 25 minutes (85 minutes) Production Date(s): August, 2003 Release Date: December 16, 2003 Director: Clive McLean The Abridged Version: Recently, a fellow ADT reviewer opened his review of a new Barely Legal installment by calling upon Hustler to finally put the series to sleep. His contention was that the series was probably renting and selling decent enough but its quality has been in such stark decline for so long that it has become irrelevant. This struck me as a somewhat surprising outlook. Then I decided to screen Barely Legal 42 due to its very favorable female cast and saw the same exact thing my online colleague did: a rather tired display of pornography. The series used to be a premiere outlet for quality vignette porn that continuously showcased up and coming girls, Bunny Luv being one such girl. Well, this 42nd installment showcases hot new girls like Emily Da Vinci, Brianna Blaze, Jennifer Luv, and Keiko. So, it has that going for it.
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