Kelly's Movie Reviews (76 - page 3)
Release date: 4/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/12/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy West, DJX, Nyomi Marcela, Mia Parks, Gia Marie
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Title: Up and Cummers 124 Company: Evil Angel/New Machine Length: 2 hours and 15 minutes (135 minutes) Production Date(s): February 10, 2004 Release Date: April 9, 2004 Director: Randy West The Abridged Version: I remember reading a press release not to long ago from Randy West announcing his retirement. In it, he stated his need to step to the side for younger male performers. He conceded that if a girl wanted to work with him he wouldnt turn her down so it was not a full retirement, but for all intents and purposes he was to be done with performing and switch to focusing completely on directing. Its years later now and I am still wondering when this new policy will take place. In fact, since then the exact opposite has happened: he has cut costs by putting himself into most of his scenes now instead of hiring a more aptly qualified young gun. What does this mean? Well, his once great Up and Cummers series is now more about watching an older guy press through scenes instead of presenting up and coming girls to watch out for.
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Release date: 3/24/2004
Reviewed on: 5/12/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Randy Spears, Tatiana, Eve, Alexa, Kimberly Kane, Brett Rockman, Jay Huntington, Sweet Rage
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: Title: Young Sluts, Inc. 16 Company: Hustler Length: 1 hour and 18 minutes (78 minutes) Production Date(s): December 16-18, 2003 Release Date: March 23, 2004 Director: Kat Slater The Abridged Version: With female director Kat Slater, you are guaranteed to get dependable fluff that might have a bit more style to it than the ever so prevalent gonzo dominating todays business. Unfortunately, I have been corrupted by the hardcore thus the perfectly sensual seems mundane to me. So, it seems obvious that I am not the right guy to go to for an opinion on Young Sluts, Inc. 16 but there is a variable here: Kimberly Kane. She occupies a special place on the center of the front cover as well as a re-occurring spot in my dreams. The girl is gorgeous. I could watch her watching paint dry and still be slightly turned on. Unfortunately, Kat falls prey to a ridiculous cliché of porn: the misleading box cover and underused main attraction. Kimberly is the star of this film with the thin story revolving around her and she does appear in two scenes.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 4/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Paulina, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Avalone, Britney Speers, Mandy Taylor, Britney Madison
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Melons 3 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes) Production Date(s): July 30, 2003 Release Date: September 22, 2003 Director: Vince Vouyer The Abridged Version: Vince Vouyer is a man who loves big breasts. He was the director of what was arguably once the best natural breasts line in porn in the Nice Rack series for Anabolic. During his reign, that series featured the likes of Tera Patrick and Taylor St. Claire. He left and formed Red Light District Video, where a rather worthy successor to Nice Rack emerged in the form of Young Ripe Melons. The first two installments were all nice and good but, similar to the way the Nice Rack series progressed, hes just picking up steam. In the third volume he presents the best cast yet in the form of Britney Speers, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Paulina, Avalone, and Mandy Taylor. All of these girls are young, range from attractive to gorgeous, and are graced with what nature gave them as opposed to the work of a doctor.
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Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 4/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Erik Everhard, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Brian Pumper, Summer Lynn, Katin, Jessica Sweet, Sativa Rose, Monica Temptem, Krystal Lynn
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Melons 5 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes) Production Date(s): March 2, 2004 Release Date: April 26, 2004 Director: Vince Vouyer (supposedly) The Abridged Version: Vince Vouyer has long since been bestowing upon the world the magic of young, natural, ripe melons. With Anabolic/Diabolic, it was done through the Nice Rack series. (Nice Rack 6 is still one of my favorite tapes of all time) Here at Red Light, it has morphed into Young Ripe Melons. Back for a 5th edition, the series again delivers a knockout cast but that is where its general dependability falters. In the first 4 installments, we had not only hot girls (Alicia Rhodes, Caitlin, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Paulina, Avy Scott) but also hot scenes. Here, every single girl is appealing and in possession of killer racks, diverse in nature as they might be. But the actual sex is, well, disappointing. In fact, I am somewhat curious as to how much of this is actually directed by Vince.
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Release date: 2/14/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, Penelope, Alberto Rey, Mark Wood, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Kurt Lockwood, Steve Hooper, Cytherea, Christie Lee, Jayna Woods, Richard Kline, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Title: Whos Your Daddy 4 Company: Zero Tolerance Length:2 hours and 8 minutes (128 minutes) Production Date(s): October 2003 Release Date: February 11, 2004 Director: Greg Alves The Abridged Version: The problem I have had with Zero Tolerance is that I have yet to really find any of their product exciting. I want to refrain from broadly labeling all of it tame because its not like theyre Vivid. They do anal and all of the gonzo stuff. Its just for my tastes it seems tame to me. The lighting typically has a hazy quality to it and the action gets washed out. Then Whos Your Daddy 4 comes along and makes me re-think that. The opening scene is just an unbelievable display of sheer intensity and heat. It was unlike anything I had ever seen from ZT. And then it ended and the next scene started and the next after that. It gave me something new to complain about: scene sequencing. The opener with Cytheria is just so insanely off the hook that nothing that comes after it seems hot at all.
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Release date: 2/11/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2004
Studio: Fatt Ent.
Starring: Mark Anthony, Mr. Marcus, Harley, Drew Hurlie, Brett Rockman, Avena Lee, Kelli Jennsen
Directed by: Van Damage
Review brief: Title: Digital Magazine 2 Company: Fatt Entertainment Length: 1 hour and 23 minutes (83 minutes) Production Date(s): June, 2003 Release Date: February 11, 2004 Director: Van Damage/Derek Dozer Condoms: None The Abridged Version: Where do the older girls go to work for? Well, traditionally the answer would simply be any feature company. However, now Fatt Entertainment seems to be offering them a gonzo alternative. Those vaguely attractive women who are too old and in possession of too horrid implants can seemingly find work with Fatt Entertainment. Actually, I am being too harsh. Dru Hurley and cover girl Avena Lee dont fit either criteria and Kelli Jenssen only fits one. But despite their presence I couldnt help but get the feeling of watching a product filled with B-level talent. Dru has one too many tattoos despite her strikingly cute face, Harley is a slightly more attractive version of Houston, Kelli Jenssen is hot but older, and Avena is young and sexy but just a tad overweight.
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Release date: 3/9/2004
Reviewed on: 4/14/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Sean Michaels, Leo, Wesley, Sophia, Wesley Pipes, Sledge Hammer, Domineko, Shawnie, Aspen Stevens, Eva Angelina
Review brief: Title: White Chicks Getting Black Balled Company: Northstar Associates Length: 1 hour and 32 minutes (92 minutes) Production Date(s): December 11, 2003 Release Date: February 23, 2004 Director: Craven Moorhead The Abridged Version: Peter North does what he does and keeps doing it. He stopped being relevant to me a long time ago. His products moved from being genuinely hot to being filler with the occasional monster load briefly exciting. Recently, he seemed to cut away from New Sensations and started distributing his own product under his company Northstar Associates. He hired away director Craven Moorehead from Celestial Productions and got quick to work on new lines with names like First Offense and Maximum Thrust. Here, Craven is throwing the companies hat into the trendy black guy on white girl genre with White Chicks Getting Black Balled (2004). Unfortunately, this is not an extremely impressive debut to a series.
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Release date: 3/19/2004
Reviewed on: 4/13/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Steve Hatcher, Chris Cannon, Mr. Pete, Estella, Jennifer Luv, Alex Divine, Teagan Presley, Sean Silver, Mya Mason
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Title: Barely 18 #8 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 28 minutes (88 minutes) Production Date(s): February 8, 2004 Release Date: February 16, 2004 Director: Christian Knight The Abridged Version: Barely 18 #8 is vanilla porn. It is not as watered down as the tame fair you would get from Vivid or Wicked Pictures, but it is far from the wall-to-wall extreme sex you would get from Evil Angel, Platinum X, or Red Light District. There are 5 scenes with young looking girls, each one simply paired with one guy and not asked to do anything as nasty as a threesome or anal. (Interesting note: we later find out in the DVD interviews that 4 of the 5 girls actually do anal and one of them is thinking about eventually doing it) With the ridiculous expectation of anal from every single girl in every single gonzo scene in todays industry, this lack of backdoor banging is kind of a shock. In fact, Sin City really should have capitalized on this and labeled the tape Anal Free but I am sure they didnt want to scare some people away.
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Release date: 1/29/2004
Reviewed on: 4/8/2004
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Julia Ann, Brad Armstrong, Stephanie Swift, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Delilah, Mason Storm
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Title: XXX Factor Company: Wicked Pictures Length: 1hour and 20 minutes (80 minutes) Production Date(s): September 14, 2003 Release Date: January 29, 2004 Director: Jonathan Morgan The Abridged Version: In XXX Factor (2004), Stephanie Swift and Evan Stone play porn stars who moonlight as hosts of a he said-she said adult film review show that is aptly titled XXX Factor. Swift favors the romantic, self-righteously artistic yet ineptly made feature porn while Stone is literally moved to tears by the ridiculous set-ups and sets of vintage porn. This show within the show looks like something you would see on the Spice Channel or, in a more watered down version, on the Playboy Channel. Ironically, XXX Factor is the type of film that will undoubtedly, in a softcore form, grace those airwaves as well. The feature is clearly intended to be a lampoon of porn, but the kind of porn it is parodying is no longer made. Today is the age of gonzo and this film, which tries to make fun of feature length porn of yesterday, feels out of touch.
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Release date: 12/23/2003
Reviewed on: 4/4/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Taylor Moore, Luna, Monica Mayhem
Review brief: Title: Taylor St. Claire Exposed Company: New Machine Length: 1 hour and 47 minutes (107 minutes) Production Date(s): August 2003 Release Date: December 17, 2003 Director: Randy West The Abridged Version: If you are to believe the biography of Taylor St. Claire provided in the supplementary material on the DVD of Taylor St. Claire Exposed, then it would appear that she graced the hardcore scene only briefly from 1995 to 1996. Sadly, she mostly did solo scenes, never letting an erect cock get anywhere near her. Her Elizabeth Taylor-like face and Christy Canyon-like chest promised much, much more. In fact, many believed she was going to be the next big superstar of the industry, which made it all the more depressing when she ditched the scene and returned to modeling in 1996. The amazing thing about that reality is that if that were true then this compilation would only be one scene long. For those of you who dont know, the biography used here is taken from www.excaliburfilms.com and in the transfer the geniuses at New Machine never bothered to update it.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steve Holmes, Delilah, Brandi Lyons, Brett Rockman, Ben English, Devon Michaels, Tristan Seagal, Selena Silver, Lauren Phoenix, Breanne, Corina Taylor, Maliyah Madison, Jay Huntington
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: Title: Campus Confessions 9 Company: Hustler Length: 1 hour and 24 minutes (84 minutes) Production Date(s): 10-20, 10-21, 10-23-03 Release Date: March 3, 2004 Director: Kat Slater The Abridged Version: Campus Confessions 9 is what I call soft porn. Its gonzo for couples. Its playing it safe, which means that the girls are actually treated with the utmost respect, which is genuinely refreshing. A couple of years ago this type of action ruled the day. Dane Productions lasted for years on vignette-oriented lines. Viewing such action now seems more nostalgic than arousing. Outside of that, this is actually a well-done film that actually allows mostly gonzo performers like Corina Taylor, Delilah Stone, and Selena Silver the chance to stretch their acting skills. And those that actually need more mental stimulation than the interview em/fuck em style of gonzo will find these vignettes, all purportedly based on true stories, satisfying.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Mark Davis, Temptress, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Taylor St. Clair, Anastasia, Chennin Blanc, Isabella, Renee LaRue, Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Ava Vincent, Jewell Marceau
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Title: Sensual Confessions Company: Wicked Pictures Length: 1 hour and 49 minutes (109 minutes) Production Date(s): November 22, 2000 Release Date: Frebruary 9, 2001 DVD Release Date: November 21, 2003 (it has Macrovision) Director: Jim Enright The Abridged Version: In the world of pornography, there are two factions: gonzo and feature. Stereotypically, the gonzo tapes are for the lonely single viewer and the features are for the couples. However, in reality that is interchangeable, but because of this misconception the perception of feature adult films it that they are soft and watered down. In some ways, that is a fair assumption, but it is highly possible to make a feature that satisfies all audiences. Is Sensual Confessions, the 2001 Wicked Picture recently released on DVD, one of those? Sadly, no. This is couples fair all the way. Temptress plays Jenny, proprietor of an online bulletin board system that posts real letters detailing sexual encounters sent into them by members of the board.
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Release date: 10/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004
Studio: Doghouse Digital
Starring: Mercedes, Nick Steel, Tina Holly, Anna Nikova, Jessy Juice, Jenny Raider, Christina Young, Raoul
Review brief: Title: Natural Born Titties Company: Doghouse Digital Length: 2 hours and 9 minutes (129 minutes) Production Date(s): none noted Release Date: November 13, 2003 Director: K9 The Abridged Version: What is a Connecticut Yankee completely obsessed with big, natural breasts to do when hes worn out his old copies of Taylor St. Claire and Bunny Luv scenes? Well, he ventures north and sees what our friendly neighbors have to offer. Looking at the magnificent breasts gracing the chests of the 6 beautiful young girls in Doghouse Digitals Natural Born Titties (2003) made him re-think the old axiom about Texas. Everything may be bigger in Texas, but the breasts in Canada sure are better. When it comes to mammaries, this group of buxom Canadians has them all beat. Jenny Raider, Jessy Juice, Kristina Young, Mercedes, Anna Nikova, and Tina Holly each possess absolutely perfect tits of varying types and sizes. Despite this, it is hard to properly evaluate this tape because its technical qualities linger somewhere between professional and amateur.
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Release date: 1/14/2004
Reviewed on: 3/31/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: Gina Ryder, Tyce Bune, Chennin Blanc, Sergio, John West, Cheyne Collins, Princess, Monica Mayhem, Barrett Blade, Dick Delaware, Katin, Britney Madison
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Title: Wet Between the Thighs 3 Company: Cherry Boxxx Length: 2 hours and 3 minutes (123 minutes) Production Date(s): None noted Release Date: January 14, 2004 Director: Rick Davis The Abridged Version: Wet Between the Thighs 3 (2004) isnt your fathers smut. Its more like your older brothers smut. Well, actually that may not quite line up right but that was my impression of this video. Young girls with all natural bodies run todays industry and cheesy sets or vignettes have given way to well lit interview em/fuck ems set mostly in rather nice mansions. Here, we have a cast evenly split between new girls and veterans. The new girls are all natural while two of the veterans have rather unfortunate implants. And each scene appears to be filmed in some studio somewhere, with sets doubling for bedrooms or whatever the hell else theyre supposed to be. In some way, this is refreshing.
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Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 3/16/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, Byron Long, Darren James, Devlin Weed, Brian Pumper, Katsuni, Kiwi Ling, Nautica Thorn, China Girl, Luci Thai, Kylie Raye, Kylie Rey
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Title: Black Dicks in Asian Chicks Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes) Production Date(s): August 8, 2003 Release Date: March 9, 2004 Director: David Luger The Abridged Version: For whatever reason, black guys are in heavy demand and hot Asian women are in considerable supply right now. So, David Luger put the two together to create an offshoot of his Black Dicks in White Chicks series, entitling it Black Dicks in Asian Chicks (2004). And as you would guess this title is exactly the same as the series it originates from, which means it is sometimes overly formulatic. It is basically an interview em/fuck em system, though Luger can sometimes be more hands-on than youd think. To my tastes, Luger is not a bad director though. When given a hot girl he can put together a fine scene, but he seems to have had a recent string of producing 1 or 2 scene tapes. Fortunately, this is better than that. Luci Thai and Nautica are hot and Katsumi closes out with anal frenzy. Kylie Rey surprisingly shines but China Girl and Kiwi fizzle.
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Release date: 1/22/2004
Reviewed on: 3/16/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Julian, Madison, Roxy, Paris, Toni Ribas, Mark Ashley, Lisa Marie, Lauren Phoenix, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Jynx, Michelle B., Corina Taylor, Heather Calls
Directed by: Robby Fischer
Review brief: Title: One Dick Two Chicks #2 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 17 minutes (137 minutes) Production Date(s): September 10, 2003 Release Date: March 1, 2004 Director: Robbie Fischer The Abridged Version: With One Dick Two Chicks #2 (2004), Robbie Rischer has again unleashed his wildly mediocre brand of assembly line porn onto the world. The overall cast is middle of the road, the location unchanging, the formula boring, the interviews with the girls somewhat creepy, the moans and dirty talk ridiculously forced, and the tape an overall waste. Not surprisingly, it even appears that some of these scenes were originally filmed for inclusion on the initial installment in this series, which explains why some of the girls refer to the title as Double Play. This was the original title and, considering the baseball jerseys all the girls wear and the set-ups of the scenes, a wildly more inventive one than the porn for dummies moniker now slapped onto this go-nowhere series.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Misty, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Lisa Sparkle, Avy Scott, Jane Darling, Anita Queen
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Title: Photographic Mammaries Company: Platinum X Length: 2 hour and 18 minutes (138 minutes) (approximate) Production Date(s): December 9, 2003 Release Date: February 24, 2004 Director: Brandon Iron The Abridged Version: I am, unabashedly, a breast man. Furthermore to that, I am a big-breast man. I like them big, round, and natural. As such, fate has allotted me a wonderful girlfriend with a curiously flat chest. I very much so adore her, yet I find myself secretly lamenting her absence of big boobs. Am I a bad person because of this? Oh, most definitely. Theres no doubt about it. Conversely, my porn habit is littered with breasts I am destined to never touch. And Photographic Mammaries is no exception.
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Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/13/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Karen, Pat Myne, Alex, Frank Gun, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Mandy Bright, Dick Delaware, Brooke Ballentyne, Britney Foster, Crystal Ray
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Breakin Em In #4 (2003) Girls who want to parlay their good looks and horny tendencies into a profitable adult film career have to start somewhere. Far too often that somewhere ends up being in Ed Powers hotel room, subjected to one of the creepier male performers in porn history and being filmed by a stationary tripod. Sadly, this is very true as the dizzying amount of girls who get their start with Ed is alarming in many ways. However, some girls manage to make the right connections and possess enough luck to forego Ed and graduate to the offices of Vince Vouyer. A couple of years ago this would have meant appearing in an Initiations installment. Now, it means auditioning in an installment of Breakin Em In. In many ways, their experience will be very similar to filming with Powers yet with Vince they will get paired with the premiere male talent and be filmed by a somewhat ingenious pornographer. This means young, horny girls getting fucked harder than they could ever have imagined, truly testing whether or not they have what it takes to last in todays industry.
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Release date: 1/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Tony Michaels, Tyler Wood, Talon, Katin, Destiny St. Claire, Mya Lovely, Hollie Stevens, Corina Taylor
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Title: Teen Tryouts: Audition 31 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hour and 10 minutes (130 minutes) (approximate) Production Date(s): January 26, 2004 Release Date: January 26, 2004 Director: None Credited The Short Version: After taking one look at the front cover of this title, I knew I had to see it. Destiny St. Claires cute face smiling back as she stands with her back to me, pulling down her white panties and arching her back to accentuate her chest was all it took to sell me. This sweet and innocent looking girl was new to me, but she instantly reminded me of other porn stars like Celine Maxima, who were actual women and not just girls. However, the picture is a bit deceiving as Destiny is quite a bit cuter and younger than she looks in that picture. Regardless, the stripped down box reeled me in, but the actual product was better than I had imagined. Mya Lovely, Destiny St. Claire, Katin, Holly Stevens, and Corina Taylor all look every bit the part of auditioning teens.
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Release date: 1/28/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Jon Dough, Tony T., Tony Michaels, Keiko, Mark Ashley, Taylor Rain, Andrew Rivera, Andrew Riviera, Ariana Jollee, Tyler Knight, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Katin, Gia Paloma, Falco Zito
Review brief: Title: Anal Teen Tryouts 3 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hour and 16 minutes (136 minutes) Production Date(s): February 16, 2004 (according to the credits) Release Date: February 9, 2004 (the two are obviously at odds with each other) Director: None Credited Comments (I Sometimes Write Lengthy Reviews. Dont want to wade through all that? Then just read this): There are lots of generic jokes about porn. One of them has to do with the ridiculous volumes that any one series can produce, with Ed Powers and his various Dirty Debutante incarnations being a good example. Well, the general rule of thumb when this does happen to a series is that it gets better over time, hits a climax, and fades away. Devils Films Teen Tryout Auditions series is an odd one though. Kicking off in 2000, the series just keeps getting better, weathering various director changes, with the initial directing duo of (now big time players) Brandon Iron and Mark Wood long gone.
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Release date: 10/3/2001
Reviewed on: 2/3/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Shanna McCullough, Daisy Chain, Pat Myne, Taylor St. Clair, Joel Lawrence, Jade Marcela, David Christopher, Alexandra Quinn, Nicole Sheridan, Marty Romano
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: Title: Pussymans Fashion Dolls Company: Legend/Feline Films Length: 1 hour and 28 minutes (88 minutes) Production Date(s): 2-23, 2-24, 2-25-01 Release Date:? Director: David Pussyman Christopher Comments: David Christopher has been looking for the ever-elusive perfect pussy for pretty much his whole entire adult career (as a director). And truth be told its a search that should have ended long ago. Hes all ready found several women whom hes named as having the perfect pussy, Summer Knights and Taylor St. Claire being two of them. However, this is his shtick and he cant abandon it. So, the search continues in Pussymans Fashion Dolls. This time around, Taylor St. Claire, sporting some hot new blonde highlights, convinces Christopher to go on a vacation and to let her take over while hes gone. After all, who better to look for the new perfect pussy than the old perfect pussy? However, Taylor brings a very different air to the proceedings. She starts off by firing Dave Hardman, Christophers longtime casting director.
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Release date: 1/16/2003
Reviewed on: 2/3/2004
Studio: Anarchy
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Tyce Bune, Nikki, Honey, Brett Rockman, Brittney Skye, Jaden, Jackie Moore, Nikki Dawn
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Not too long ago there was a tagteam in the WWE named the Hardy Boyz who were also accompanied to the ring by Lita. Now Lita was one of those rare female wrestlers who could very genuinely wrestle. She would jump to the top of the ropes and do a moonsault or something incredibly risky and the crowd would break out into the "Holy Shit!" chants. However, I would watch and just wonder how in the hell her jeans stayed on. See, Lita was my introduction to what I guess is called "hip huggers." She wore her jeans or pants very low to the point that they just hung to the side of her hips and as a result you could very easily see the straps of her thong. I never really found it attractive. I just always wondered how the hell her pants stayed on and just how comfortable she was wearing a thong or whatever she had on while wrestling. That's just me. But watching a girl run around in the ring in hip huggers is one thing.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 2/3/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Angel, Pat Myne, Taylor St. Clair, Lexington Steele, Carlos, Kaylynn, Leslie Taylor, Cindy, Mario, Sebastian Barrio, Pascal St. James, Suzanne, Friday, Katie Morgan, Mike Ashley
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: John Leslie is one of the legendary directors in all of porn. As such, you forgive his faults. You forgive the fact that he puts veterans and fan-known stars like Katie Morgan, Taylor St. Claire, and Friday into a tape entitled "Fresh Meat". After all, they are fresh meat to John so he's not technically lying. You forgive the setting of a scene in a bowling alley, one of the most unconventional porn settings you could ever see. You forgive occasional shoddy camerawork. But do you forgive an ultimately mediocre tape from such a legend? After all, he can't hit homeruns everytime. We start off "Fresh Meat 15: Roll that Hole" in a bowling alley. Having bowled as a teenager and actually coached little gradeschoolers in bowling, I can tell you that Taylor St. Claire and Friday would never be in this bowling alley in real life. Well, they wouldn't be wearing the skintight, skimpy outfits they do and definitely wouldn't be getting fucked up the ass by Pat Myne. But that is why this is porn.
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Release date: 1/6/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2004
Studio: Jost Productions
Starring: T.T. Boy, Mark Davis, Taylor St. Clair, Voodoo, Michele Raven, Nicole Sheridan, Sledge Hammer, Lena Ramon, Trinity, Green Eyes, Malorie Marx, Ebony Green
Review brief: Tongue and Cheek #2 (2003) is one of the more bizarre examples of pornography I have seen in a long time. However, the source of its peculiarities lies outside of the actual product. Truth be told, the actual sex and anal sex in the tape is quite nice. Originally, this title as well as volume 1 in the series was released in 2002 with a different box cover and from a different company. The release went largely unnoticed, with the only website this reviewer could find that carried it being www.excaliburfilms.com. Then it went the way of so many small company titles in being out of print and stock. It seemed then that I was never going to see this tape and the now lost Taylor St. Claire scene that attracted me to it. Quite unexpectedly, it was suddenly revived, repackaged, and reshipped in late 2003 by a new company named Jost Productions. Ms. St. Claire now called the cover, which accentuated her gorgeous face and voluptuous breasts, her own while the rest of the girls were second billing.
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Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 1/31/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sean Michaels, Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Charmane Star, Jessica Darlin, Brian Pumper, Juliana Kincaid, Billy Banks, Natasha Dolling
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: In my sophomore Biology class we had to keep a journal. What this had to do with biology was apparently beside the point. Our teacher would write questions, sometimes whimsical while sometimes serious, on the board and we would spend the first 10 minutes of class answering these in our journals. The one that sticks out in my mind was his ill-advised question If you could be any animal what would it be and why? I very innocently answered that I would like to be a horse because they are very well hung. It was an honest answer met with strict scrutiny and swift punishment once we handed in our journals for the teacher to grade. What does that have to do with anything? Well, it illustrates my apparent longing to possess a literally beastly sized member. On that same note, it illustrates the odd fascination with penis size and stereotypes and clichés that go along with that.
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