Fresh Meat 15 Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  2/3/2004

John Leslie is one of the legendary directors in all of porn. As such, you forgive his faults. You forgive the fact that he puts veterans and fan-known stars like Katie Morgan, Taylor St. Claire, and Friday into a tape entitled "Fresh Meat". After all, they are fresh meat to John so he's not technically lying. You forgive the setting of a scene in a bowling alley, one of the most unconventional porn settings you could ever see. You forgive occasional shoddy camerawork. But do you forgive an ultimately mediocre tape from such a legend? After all, he can't hit homeruns everytime.

We start off "Fresh Meat 15: Roll that Hole" in a bowling alley. Having bowled as a teenager and actually coached little gradeschoolers in bowling, I can tell you that Taylor St. Claire and Friday would never be in this bowling alley in real life. Well, they wouldn't be wearing the skintight, skimpy outfits they do and definitely wouldn't be getting fucked up the ass by Pat Myne. But that is why this is porn. That is why Lexington Steele is on lane 4 fucking Friday standing doggy style, filming it himself with a handheld camera, and why Taylor is getting boned up the ass by Pat Myne next to the scoring table. In the end, both girls get it on with each guy, but only Pat gets to fuck them up the ass. Lex shoots all over Friday who then joins Taylor in taking Pat's cum. It is a rather hot scene with a surreal feel to it. However, the lights in the pseudo-alley are turned off which sometimes translates to some dark lighting for the sex. In the end, I was left wondering if this was a real bowling alley and, if it was, just how much the employees had to pay to be able to stick around and watch the goddess St. Claire, all-natural double d's in all, get the anal treatment.

This is when the tape turns sour. Leslie brings in European beauty Angel and does what should be a rather hot scene. After all, she gets fucked by two guys, does anal, and takes a huge facial. However, she shows as much passion as is possible for any Euro-girl which is to say not much.

Things temporarily pick back up as the camera follows Cindy's perfectly sculpted ass as it enters into a dimly lit boxing arena. Inside the ring is a non-descript euro-stud sparring with his invisible partner. Cindy gets in and gives Champ a nice blowjob and lets him fuck her up the ass. However, the scene is somewhat lacking and is not as good as it sounds.

After being unconventional enough to set a scene in a bowling alley and another in a boxing ring, Leslie falls back on utter convention in dressing up his next two girls as a french maid and a nurse. Why exactly Katie Morgan, the blonde nurse, and Kaylnn, the brunette french maid, are getting fucked atop a staircase is not exactly explained, but oh well. The scene itself is well done and filmed, but actually seems to go on for to long and it would have been nice to see Katie do the anal instead of Kaylnn.

For the finale, we are treated to Euro girl Suzanne getting shafted in the back of her own mini-van by her two mechanics. It is another let-down of a scene, with the odd setting lacking to make up for the laxidasical sex and unmemorable girl. (No anal by the way)

John Leslie is a legendary director, don't you know. It's just too bad that I have yet to see a single John Leslie film that I considered to be some truly hot porn. But then again I have seen plenty of crap spewed out by the porn machine and wannabe-MTV directors. So, I guess I should appreciate the consistency of Leslie. His stuff is never bad and neither is "Fresh Meat 15". Taylor St. Claire and Friday's scene is actually great. But the rest of the film is just mediocre.