Young Ripe Mellons 3 Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  4/27/2004

Title: Young Ripe Melons 3
Company: Red Light District
Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes)
Production Date(s): July 30, 2003
Release Date: September 22, 2003

Director: Vince Vouyer

The Abridged Version: Vince Vouyer is a man who loves big breasts. He was the director of what was arguably once the best natural breasts line in porn in the “Nice Rack” series for Anabolic. During his reign, that series featured the likes of Tera Patrick and Taylor St. Claire. He left and formed Red Light District Video, where a rather worthy successor to “Nice Rack” emerged in the form of “Young Ripe Melons.” The first two installments were all nice and good but, similar to the way the “Nice Rack” series progressed, he’s just picking up steam. In the third volume he presents the best cast yet in the form of Britney Speers, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Paulina, Avalone, and Mandy Taylor. All of these girls are young, range from attractive to gorgeous, and are graced with what nature gave them as opposed to the work of a doctor. They get the Vince Vouyer treatment, some personally and some merely following his directions. It all amounts to one of the stronger efforts from Vouyer with Red Light to date, up there with “Multiple P.O.V” and “Young Ripe Melons 2” as his best yet.

Scene 1: Britney Madison (blonde, huge natural breasts, look odd due to a reduction, nasty) w/Tony T. and Vince

We start off in a van with Vince and new guy Tony T (if you’re a hardcore porn fan than you might know him as Tony Baloni.) They are on their way to Vegas to meet up with Britney Speers. It is a trip well-worth it once they get her into a motel room and have some fun. First off, Britney looks nothing like Britney Spears. Second off, her breasts are odd-looking because they are so big that she had to actually get a reduction and there are some scars left from that. Thirdly, she is probably the least attractive girl on this tape. Fourthly, she is probably the sluttiest and most hardcore girl on this tape. Nothing is off limits for her, as Vince and Tony take turns tearing into her ass and even get to double penetrate her. While not as pretty as the other girls, she definitely heats this scene up and gets a well-deserved big double facial. Interesting tidbit: The lesbian smooch between Madonna and Britney Spears at the 2003 V.M.A.s, otherwise known as the “kiss heard ‘round the world”, was followed by Madonna kissing Christina Aguilera. What’s so interesting about that? Well, originally Jennifer Lopez was supposed to be the third girl but X-Tina had to replace her at the last minute.

Scene 2: Jennifer Luv (hottest Latina porn star…ever) w/Vince

This leads me to the next pair of breasts: Jennifer Luv, who does actually bear a slight resemblance to J-Lo. Not being a big fan of Ms. Lopez, I, in fact, find Ms. Luv infinitely more attractive. She is a gorgeous Latina from Peru with light brown hair, a radiant smile, a sexy accent in her sweet voice, and don’t-you-want-to-just-reach-out-and-grab-them C-cup breasts with perky nipples. Today, she is wearing a modestly hot turquoise blue bra and panty combination. Vince is indeed taken with her so much so that he chooses to keep her to himself, though all of the action is put on hold for a second as the camera pans down and gets a gander at Jennifer’s rather peculiar pussy lips. Let’s just say that they are larger than normal and Vince says he doesn’t think he’s seen anything like it before. Of course, this moment of levity gives way to passion as Vince very enthusiastically starts giving it to her on the couch in missionary before he realizes he forgot to do the usual blowjob sequence. They get that out of the way and get back to the screwing. This is a very hot scene and Vince is so taken with her and her sexy moan that he can’t make it and ends up giving her an internal cumshot. Since this scene, Jennifer has starred in far hotter scenes but at the time of this scene this was arguably her hottest work.

Scene 3: Nevaeh Ashton (hot light brunette, ripe C-cup, think Tricia Deveraux) w/Tony T. and Randy Spears

Things move right along at a brisk pace as we are introduced to Nevaeh Ashton immediately. Actually, we are introduced to her 18-year-old ass first. We watch from behind as she slowly crawls around the mansion, no doubt using her previous experience as an exotic dancer to effectively accentuate her backside the whole time. This is an old trick that Vince has perfected at Red Light, using it brilliantly in his various point-of-view features. Nevaeh seems quite adept at this as well, looking back into the camera and coating us with some great dirty talk in her little girl voice at just the right times. Eventually her trip leads her to a room with a couch and the interview commences. It is here, when she is sitting down, that you get to see just how non-traditionally gorgeous this girl is with her very truly ripe C-cup breasts and newly lightened hair, resembling a young Tricia Deveraux. She has been in the business around as long as J*Luv, but this is the first scene where she truly looks like an old pro in all phases of the game, making us believe that she might have truly forgotten the camera was even there. The threesome she engages in with Randy Spears and Tony T. is really quite marvelous, with the highlight being a great variation of reverse cowgirl in which Randy is in the equivalent of a piledriver position on the edge of the couch (never looks comfortable when girls do it, still doesn’t when a guy does it) when Nevaeh sits down on him, grinding her hips wildly while somehow managing moans out of her dick-filled mouth. In the end she receives a massive double facial from the two guys, drawing impressed gasps from both of them when she stands up and lets the cum drip from her chin down to her ripe melons as she lustfully gazes into the camera. After this you can hear Randy enthusiastically muttering, “That girl is hot.” Once you see this scene you will most definitely agree with him. *Best scene of the tape. It is an udder shame that Nevaeh vanished from the porn business not too long after this scene.

Scene 4: Avalone (Euro, brunette, big rack) and Mandy Taylor (from Wisconsin, brunette, cute face w/decent rack) w/Tony T. and Erik Everhard

Sadly there is indeed a bad scene in this tape and it comes in by way of new girls Mandy Taylor and Avalone. I’ve read other reviews that really praised this scene. This is not one of them. One of the girls does get a double penetration and the other does double vaginal.

Scene 5: Paulina (cover girl) w/Vince

Covergirl Paulina makes her debut in the fifth and final scene. This girl is an odd one to me because she is indeed so beautiful that I cannot belief she is in porn. When you see her in action maybe you will see what I mean but this is the kind of girl I would imagine walking the runway as opposed to strolling sets in come fuck me pumps. I don’t know how Vince got this girl but I’m damn happy he did. Considering that he saves this girl all for himself I am sure he his happy about it too. They seem to have a good chemistry together as this girl really heats up the screen more so than any fresh-faced amateur has the right to. She may look like a model but, to be somewhat corny, she fucks like a seasoned pro. Vince is very aware of this, landing a huge load on her face at scene’s end. This might end up being the hardest scene she ever does as no other major company has landed her yet. If you want to see more of her you will have to look hard, as she seems to be working with a rather artsy and new company where she is allowed to just do girl/girl. *Nevaeh’s scene is only better than this because it is a threesome.

Rent it or Buy It: This is a definite purchase candidate. Paulina should be enough to sell you but Nevaeh and Jennifer are outrageous further incentives. Whatever you do, you must see Paulina in action. To me, one of Vince’s greatest accomplishments shall now forever be talking Paulina into appearing in this tape. Damn is she hot.

The DVD Extras:
Behind the Scenes (14 minutes)-Focusing almost entirely on Paulina, this is a rather welcome look behind the scenes. Even though we mostly just watch Paulina pose for pictures as her cat consistently gets in the way, it still got my attention. The more of her walking around topless the better.
Boner Footage (13 minutes)-Jennifer Vale screws Vince. Mandy screws Vince. Avalone screws Vince.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include “The Fashionistas” (2003), “Whack Attack 9” (2001), “Nice Rack 6” (2000), and “Service Animals 7” (2002).