Vince Vouyer
might not be good at spelling, but he does seem to have an eye for the
ladies. This edition of his big bust series is positively bouncing with
youthful talent, so without further ado, let's get on the road…
Britney Speers
This first scene opens with Vince & crew making the drive out to Las Vegas
to hook up with a very voluptuous young blonde by the unlikely name of
Britney Speers - I hope they ran that one past the legal people! Gushing,
giggly, very personable, Britney is just a big, healthy, girl-next-door
nineteen-year-old with bleach blonde hair and a 34DD chest that she's
actually had reduced to ease the strain on her back! Uncle Vinny and Tony
T have the pleasure of getting up close and personal with her big boobs.
Britney does look a little nervous and shaky with the blowjobs at first,
this being her first video as opposed to internet work. Her big boobs
spill from her top as she rides Vince; Tony slaps them a little as she
sucks him. Tony spanks her big bum when he gets his turn, then the guys
alternate fucking her in doggy. Vince's thumb is swiftly and easily followed
into her anus by his dick. Tony takes her, harder, as requested.
Vince's thrusting, in an anal reverse cowgirl, makes Britney's tummy wobble
as well as her tits - I did say she was voluptuous - before Tony makes
up the DP. They even manage to double penetrate this very game girl in
pile driver before the guys each take one last turn prior to coming on
her face. The sex is lively, Britney is very willing, and all in all it's
a fine first showing. One last shake of the tits, and we're out of here.
Jennifer Luv
I was going to make a point about Vince insisting on all this kind of
contrived, tit-shaking silliness, when Jennifer shows that she can nearly,
but not quite, tie her elongated labia in a knot. What do you say about
that? Erm, let's just see your butt…
Pretty and vivacious nineteen-year-old Jennifer, with her beautiful eyes,
red/blonde hair and glowing skin is apparently of Peruvian heritage. She
rates her oral skills, so Vince springs out from behind the camera to
test her, with a finger at first. He goes from kissing her to licking
her boobs to spending a fair time on her pussy. They alternate a little
sex and blowjob action a couple of times before getting into what proves
to be quite laidback sex, though she is quite noisy.
Jennifer's boobs, as boobs are the raison d'etre of this movie,
are full and firm rather than big and bouncy, but they are as pretty as
she is. I find Jennifer really attractive but even though the sex starts
heating up as it takes in more positions and ends with Vince coming in
her pussy, it never really turns me on, for no particular reason that
I can detect. It's a good enough scene, I suppose, it just doesn't really
stand out.
Neveah Aston
After this saucy youthful blonde in her fishnet top and tiny, clinging
shorts is done crawling round the house, aiming cheeky comments at the
camera, she explains in chat with Vince that her unusual forename is,
in fact, "heaven" backwards. "I kinda thought that up on my own!" she
says, proudly. Well, I think she's got more than just a sunny disposition
to be proud of, because physically she's got the whole package: great
long legs, a shapely bum and the required beautiful boobs. That's not
to mention sparkling eyes and long straight hair.
Therefore I felt Neveah deserved better than being paired with Tony T
and Randy Spears, but I can't avoid eating a little humble pie in saying
that the guys, Randy in particular, give the young lass a lively workout
that's a lot more than just an old hand showing there's still life in
the old dog. After some wet, messy blowjobs leave her boobs glazed with
drool, the fellows take turns at fucking her in a robust manner through
a fine variety of positions. The best of these is when she's on top and
she works her rear delightfully. She seems to be enjoying herself.
The guys fuck her one last time and come on her face, and Neveah gleefully
makes a mess. The only minor fly in the ointment in a straightforward
but energetic scene is that she makes one too many predictable porno comments.
Is there a school that trains wannabe starlets in these banalities, such
as asking: "You like fucking my tight pussy?" Nah, I'd rather slam my
dick in the door…
Avalone & Mandy Taylor
Talking of banal, this scene starts with the two girls jumping up and
down, shaking their chests and asking "Do you like my tits?" Jesus. Moving
swiftly on, let's introduce dark-haired Parisian Avalone and Wisconsin
native Mandy. I'm not sure Avalone's toothy grin, big lips and pale skin
really do a lot for me, while Mandy is apparently in her first scene and
comes across, and I don't mean to be unkind, as a big, healthy farm girl.
Her physique is pretty impressive. Both are suitably busty. Mandy reminds
me strongly of someone else, but annoyingly I can't think who.
Erik Everhard and Tony T are paired with Mandy and Avalone respectively,
for all manner of pussy eating and fingering. Avalone swallows Tony's
cock while Erik fucks Mandy's mouth and tits. The sex swings into a noisy,
high-energy mode straight away, as expected with E. Everhard Esq. on the
premises. Such is the lively pace, Tony pops early, into Avalone's mouth,
then keeps going!
Naturally, bouncing boobs are on show as the girls ride their men. Avalone's
bald pink pussy opens like a flower when Erik goes up her ass. Maybe it's
my imagination, but there seems like a faint sense of competition between
the girls. Avalone's a more experienced performer than Mandy, who gamely
does ass-to-mouth, and later "enjoys" a double vaginal penetration, but
doesn't wholly convince when she asks for it up her ass. Her expression
suggests a different story.
Avalone continues to cope with the hard stuff better; her bum has been
smacked pink by the time she's double penetrated, twice, with the second
one seeing some fast-paced fucking. Finally, the girls pose as though
for 69 and the guys fuck Avalone's ass before coming in Mandy's mouth.
I'm not over keen on either girl, but all concerned are due some credit
for commitment and energy in what's probably the hardest scene of the
movie.
Paulina
By contrast, the truly gorgeous Paulina stars in a scene that's not nearly
as hardcore but has a different appeal. It starts with her in panties
and heels, showing her wonderful breasts and crawling around asking silly
questions, but the really good stuff, though hardly a revolution in porn
film making, happens when we come to the chat with Vince. Apparently it's
her first time "taking dick" on video, and Vince is going to be "dick".
"You're dick, I'm vagina," she says, disarmingly. She smiles. She looks
sensational in just a white vest and a pair of trousers that fit her fine
form just so.
It's the little details that really feel good. For some reason, I love
the way she kneels to suck him, still wearing the trousers. More, I love
the way she gently ponders how Vince's now exposed dick is going to go
inside her. I love the tentative way she begins sucking his dick. I love
the way Vince feels compelled to start fucking her before she's even got
her trousers off. Little details like this, which help to tear up the
expectations one might have about another predictable porno scene, are
really worth a million dollars, even if they are quite possibly unintended
by the director.
I just tend to feel Vince was going to play this as another big boob sex
scene, but really struck it lucky with the way Paulina lights up the screen.
For although he does share some hot kisses with her, he seems more concerned
with making sure he shows off her jiggling jugs to the camera than paying
her close enough attention to really heat up the sex. I guess combining
the roles of director and performer mean Vince can't just let his desire
for Paulina totally take over, as it occasionally threatens to do, but
it would have been better for the sex had it done so. Still, it's possible
to admire Paulina's wonderful, radiant form from any of the numerous angles
and positions used in this very simple but very pleasurable encounter.
It's not, if truth be told, that she's sexually outstanding, it's just
her. She looks so good all over, damn it, and she seems like a
really charming girl too! It's sickening, really. Vince's meagre pop shot
is, quite frankly, an anticlimax.
Overall
My enthusiasm for Young Ripe Mellons 3 (I presume it's now too late to
correct the spelling) waxed and waned over the course of the movie. In
the end, desperately desirable Paulina's appearance saves the day, but
I am not sure if I should totally credit Vince Vouyer for that. Inspired
casting, perhaps, but in some ways it rather shows how he brings together
the necessary pieces but doesn't quite manage to match great girls to
great sex in each and every scene. Can we expect such excellence anyway?
And am I out of step in desiring greater subtlety and attention to detail
in direction from a Red Light District movie? For this is, of course,
an unabashed, no-messing porn flick that basically achieves what it sets
out to do: show off busty young women having sex. I enjoyed it but I'd
like to see Vince pick up on more of the natural qualities - not just
big breasts - that make these women so desirable. I could really do without
the dumb, contrived stuff. Now, I have no idea how to score this at all
- my thoughts waver anywhere between 2½ and 3½, depending on mood. I'm
feeling generous today.
DVD Comments
Fine, colourful picture quality and sharp sound mean no technical quibbles.
The extras are a reasonable selection: there's a behind the scenes clip
featuring around 14-minutes of photo posing, idle chat and showering.
More of Paulina is appreciated. 12 or so minutes of bonus footage, all
from Vince's point of view, take in Jennifer, a plain but pretty, pale
skinned brunette giving Uncle Vinny a blowjob; Mandy doing likewise and
having a little sex too; and Avalone flashing her bits and treating Vince
to a little bit on the side. There's also a photo gallery, trailers and
internet access.
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