Young Sluts, Inc. 16 Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  5/12/2004

Title: Young Sluts, Inc. 16
Company: Hustler
Length: 1 hour and 18 minutes (78 minutes)
Production Date(s): December 16-18, 2003
Release Date: March 23, 2004

Director: Kat Slater

The Abridged Version: With female director Kat Slater, you are guaranteed to get dependable fluff that might have a bit more style to it than the ever so prevalent gonzo dominating today’s business. Unfortunately, I have been corrupted by the hardcore thus the perfectly sensual seems mundane to me. So, it seems obvious that I am not the right guy to go to for an opinion on Young Sluts, Inc. 16 but there is a variable here: Kimberly Kane. She occupies a special place on the center of the front cover as well as a re-occurring spot in my dreams. The girl is gorgeous. I could watch her watching paint dry and still be slightly turned on. Unfortunately, Kat falls prey to a ridiculous cliché of porn: the misleading box cover and underused main attraction. Kimberly is the star of this film with the thin story revolving around her and she does appear in two scenes. Unfortunately, all of the actual boy/girl penetration is relegated to vaguely attractive European starlets who mostly look as bored as can be, whether they have a cock in their mouth or their ass. On top of that, the only time Kimberly looks like she does on the cover is during non-sex montages between scenes. The storyline here is that Kimberly and her husband were handed a bizarre divorce court settlement in which she essentially got everything and he got her body once a month. Kimberly rationalized it and viewed her body as a commodity so she started Young Sluts, Inc. to sell it and the bodies of other hot girls out, meaning that if her ex-husband wanted to collect her body once a month he would have to pay for it. This is an interesting feminist projection that essentially boils down to a “use what you’ve got” mentality, but for the purposes of pornography it comes off far too muddled, especially since not all of the scenes seem to be related. In the end, the highlight of this tape is not the sex. That is rather worthless. The highlights are the interludes between scenes, where montages of Kimberly and two Euro-girlfriends exploring a small slice of Europe set to the tone of rather impressive music are shown, with my favorite being an acoustic blues song that plays during the first interlude (I love the blues). If only Kat could have made the actual sex as interesting. So, I can say this: the music was great, Kimberly was hot, and the make-up was sexy. I don’t think that quite makes this a must-have or even memorable feature.
Note: Though I am assuming that Kimberly is the only American starlet on display here, I admit that I might be wrong. Some of the girls, such as Eve, spoke with what might have been English accents.

Scene 1: Kaylin (cover girl, on the front kneeling next to Kimberly) w/Jay (12 minutes)

Kaylin is pleading with a rather uninterested Jay to fuck her. She mentions stuff along the lines of loving to please him and setting up a camera so they can try exhibitionism. It is not until she gives him a coupon from Young Sluts, Inc. for one free night of sex that he takes any interesting, even then barely managing to blurt out, “Stoke my cock.” Then a rather impressive folk song comes into play, providing a playful and innocent tone to scene that is somewhat the opposite of that. I am not sure that it works very well. Either way, Kaylin sucks Jay briefly and then he briefly sucks her pussy and then she sits on his fat dick in cowgirl. Once the sex starts, the music does go away leaving us only with the rather quiet and rehearsed moans of Kaylin. In cowgirl, Kat never really moves the camera other than zooming in for close-ups. What this means is that we see quite a bit of Kaylin’s back here. This rather uninspired sex continues in doggy and missionary before Jay, as pretty much all male Euro porn stars always do, shoots a big load on Kaylin’s smiling face.

Scene 2: Tahanna (slightly older short-haired blonde, modest implants) w/Brett Rockman (13 minutes)

We again begin with a girl in subordination to a male, as Brett tosses money on the ground that Tahanna, on all floors, crawls after and picks up with her teeth. He eventually drops one of the bills in his pants and after pulling it out with her teeth Tahanna keeps her head there to suck his cock. She ends up sucking his cock in several positions before we cut to her now completely naked in doggy with Brett lapping away at her pussy. His cock, at her begging no less, of course quickly replaces his mouth. This doggy style sex is amazing short. If you blink you might miss it because next thing you know she is riding him in reverse cowgirl, with a rather unfortunate far away look in her eyes. After some pussy to mouth, she spins around for cowgirl, which ends with her moaning pretty loud. In the end, he shoots off on her chest.

Scene 3: Kimberly Kane (cover girl, hot here w/red and black eye shadow) w/Eve (cute, cherry blonde, looks hot w/blue eye shadow) (12 minutes)

Kimberly informs us that some Young Sluts, Inc.’s clientele is female, usually from the law profession and in fear of revealing their lesbian tendencies. However, today she has an actress named Eve, who is “ready for her close-up.” With a somewhat pop rock instrumental playing, we watch as Kimberly, stunning in see-thru black lingerie, gives a back rub and then a butt rub to Eve. Rather suddenly, Kimberly turns Eve over on her back and sits her pussy down right on the little actress’ mouth. With her panties pushed to the side, Kimberly looks unfucking believabley sexy grinding her pelvis back and forth until looking into the camera as she emits an almost beastly moan that signals a sure orgasm. They 69 and admits moans Kimberly spews dirty talk about how good Eve’s pussy taste or anything else you can imagine. She gets Eve so worked up by two fingering her that she can no longer manage to keep her end of the 69 up as she is far too busy moaning and writhing around on the floor in pleasure. They both strip down for the finale, which sees Eve kneeling behind a standing Kimberly and using her mouth to fuck Ms. Kane with a vibrator. Kimberly comes to one of the hottest and sexiest orgasms here that I have seen in a girl/girl scene in a long, long time. Watching her here after having watched Kaylin and Tahanna sleepwalk through their scenes is a reminder of what porn stars are supposed to look and behave like, thus illustrating my consistent preference of American starlets over European.

Scene 4: Alexa (hot brunette, pale skin, awesome natural C-cup breasts, resembles new American girl Aspen Stevens) w/Brett Rockman (12 minutes)

No real explanation in the regard of storyline is tendered here, but Alexa is damn hot so it is not that big of a deal. We begin with her all ready sucking Brett’s cock, easily deep throating it. This is short lived as Brett quickly bends her over atop a table and three-finger fucks her asshole. Not surprisingly, she takes it up the bum right away, in standing doggy. Inexplicably, her magnificent breasts are still hidden under a thin black lingerie top at this point. In fact, they won’t be seen until Brett moves her to some reverse cowgirl anal and pulls her top down to her waist. They look nice bouncing up and down but are still under used here. And judging from the ease of the anal and her moans I’d say it is a safe bet that Alexa was not at all new to anal here. Brett shoots off on her face for an open mouth facial. She lightly gags on some of the cum before administering the obligatory post-cum head. Alexa is hot and the anal was nice, but this scene was a poor. She had very little energy, not unlike her aforementioned American doppelganger Aspen Stevens.

Scene 5: Kimberly Kane and Kaylin w/Randy Spears (19 minutes)

And the storyline finally comes full circle as Kimberly’s ex shows up at what was once his loft, with a Young Sluts, Inc. coupon in hand. He, of course, assumes this means he will get to fuck his ex-wife. Unfortunately for him (and us), this is not to be. Though Kimberly will be present throughout, she will not so much as touch him the whole time. Instead, she sits off to the side, playing with her breasts and pussy while Randy pounds Kaylin. Kaylin is wearing purple fishnet stockings and a blue mesh top. She looks much better here than she did in the first scene. Randy nails her missionary and reverse cowgirl before shooting a big load on her open mouth. Kimberly does reach down and lick some of the cum off of Kaylin’s chin. We cut to Randy and Kimberly lying on the bed, with Kaylin long gone. They both look into the camera and Kimberly lists all of the stuff that she got out to the divorce as he nods along. In the end, she got everything and because of Young Sluts, Inc. he pretty much got nothing. The tape ends with Kimberly proclaiming, “Don’t mess with the power of the pussy, baby.”

The Verdict: Could I say I was disappointed? Hell, yeah. In a tape featuring a storyline and sold in a box centering on Kimberly Kane, we get vaguely attractive blonde Kaylin fucked by a dick twice and Kimberly fucked by a vibrator. Sure, Kimberly looks hot and does admittedly deliver a memorable girl/girl scene, but it ain’t the same for me. I don’t know that a Kat Slater tape will ever really blow me away, but I at least enjoyed parts of the other tape I saw from her, “Campus Confessions 9.” I didn’t enjoy this one.

Rent it or Buy It: Neither

The DVD:
Slide Show
Previews-“Barely Legal 43, “Barely Legal on Vacation2”, “Campus Confessions 8”, “Hot Showers 13”, “Hustler Confidential 3 & 4”, and “Young Girls’ Fantasies 3.”
Director’s Profile This is an extremely interesting 3 minute interview with Ms. Kat Slater, our director. She outlines her view on pornography and how she doesn't get caught up in the trends. (Mimicking other directors) "This, this works...Let's do a double anal here!" Sadly, I am such the person that I viewed this and desperately wanted to see her naked and fucking. SHe is really hot, though in the actual interview her hair isn't done and she doesn't appear to be wearing much make-up so she looks a bit older. They show a clip of her on set, wearing a hot dress with a slip and with her hair done and in make-up, and one of the male stars she is directing is checking her out and it is painfully obvious. For what she does she is a good director.
Cast List
Behind the Scenes (8 minutes)-The most interesting thing I saw here was the fact that the majority of the footage is from a girl/girl scene between Kimberly and a hot redhead (maybe Eve) that is nowhere in the actual feature.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6 (2000), and Service Animals 7 (2002).