Black Dicks In Asian Chicks (Red Light District) Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  3/16/2004

Title: Black Dicks in Asian Chicks
Company: Red Light District
Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes)
Production Date(s): August 8, 2003
Release Date: March 9, 2004

Director: David Luger

The Abridged Version: For whatever reason, black guys are in heavy demand and hot Asian women are in considerable supply right now. So, David Luger put the two together to create an offshoot of his “Black Dicks in White Chicks” series, entitling it “Black Dicks in Asian Chicks” (2004). And as you would guess this title is exactly the same as the series it originates from, which means it is sometimes overly formulatic. It is basically an interview ‘em/fuck ‘em system, though Luger can sometimes be more hands-on than you’d think. To my tastes, Luger is not a bad director though. When given a hot girl he can put together a fine scene, but he seems to have had a recent string of producing 1 or 2 scene tapes. Fortunately, this is better than that. Luci Thai and Nautica are hot and Katsumi closes out with anal frenzy. Kylie Rey surprisingly shines but China Girl and Kiwi fizzle. However, none of the scenes are phenomenal really. It is just four relatively solid scenes and two crappy ones. In the end, this proves to be not much different or better than a typical “Me Luv U Long Time” installment.

Scene 1: Luci Thai (cover girl) w/Darren James (25 minutes)

When last we left Luci in a Red Light tape, she was getting royally boffed by Michael Stefano in “Me Luv U Long Time 5” (2003). There, she was decorated in hot red lingerie. Here, she appears to possibly be wearing the same outfit and given this tape’s production date it seems likely the two scenes were filmed around the same time. It was a more innocent then, a time when Luci had not anal yet. So, her ass is still a virgin one here. Regardless of all that, the Cambodian Thai is stunning in see-thru red bra and panties with frilly lace. Luger has to reach out and feel her B-cup breasts to check their authenticity and after carrying on a brief conversation with her 2 finger fucks her pussy. This is almost entirely done in pov. We then follow her up some stairs, with an excellent view of her tight, perfect ass, until cutting to her sitting on a bed with Darren sucking on her nipples. She gives a quick blowjob before mounting her black lover reverse cowgirl, merely pushing her panties to the side to make room. They proceed to screw in sideways missionary, doggy, and missionary. Luci is really into it at the end, her hands flailing about wildly and grabbing the bed sheets as if in the throws of some intense orgasm. Darren cums on the side of her face and David just continually observes, “Oh, my God!” which elicits some cute laughter from Luci. This is a hot scene that caught Luci early on in her career. It is too bad it took so long to release because there are far better and nastier scenes out there of her now. And in other reviews I have read people regarding Luci as only being somewhat attractive. I think she is fucking hot. *In the bonus section of the DVD, David and Luci took their seemingly mutual attraction further.

Scene 2: Nautica Thorn (gorgeous brunette w/awesome eyes and C-cups) w/Darren James and Sean Michaels (22 minutes)

Nautica is half Japanese and half Hawaiian. She too was in “Me Luv U Long Time 5” and this too seems to have been filmed, though not released, around the same time. She has since lost quite a bit of weight. Regardless, she looks extremely alluring in a see-thru blue bran and panty combo. She lotions up her truly awesome breasts and like bees to honey Darren and Sean attach themselves to her nipples. After licking her nether regions and having her lick theirs, the guys move on to the fucking, with Sean doing her doggy and then Darren reverse cowgirl. It is a hypnotic site watching her breasts bounce in circles but David inexplicably cuts rather quickly to Sean slipping in for sideways missionary. After some more positions, the ultimate tease comes into play. The guys screw her cowgirl and Luger focuses pretty heavily on her the penetration as well as her asshole. Ms. Thorn does not do anal but it looked like it would have been so easy for the guy whose cock she is sucking at this moment to just step over and ease in her ass for a double penetration. Alas, it shall never be. In the end, the guys take turns unloading on her supermodel face. Oddly enough, our Hawaiian Princess never took off her bra. This is a solid scene, though a bit lower on the heat scale than you might expect.

Scene 3: Kiwi Ling (attractive brunette, big face, nice breasts, not thin) w/Brian Pumper and Byron Long (21 minutes)

Kiwi was in an anal scene with Mr. Pete in Platinum X’s “Sinful Asians 2” (2003). I found her really hot there. For some reason, I just did find her that attractive here. She is sitting atop a bed at scene’s start, wearing a lacey light-blue lingerie outfit. She confesses to David that she has never tried a double penetration but she will be happy to try. Perhaps he was jumping for joy upon hearing this because suddenly the interview stops and we have him essentially feeling her up. Once she is completely naked, bent over, and finger her own ass her two black studs come out of nowhere and she immediately tears at their shorts for something to suck on. The massive girth stretches her abilities though, as her mascara is clearly running after the double blowjob. Brian pounds her good in reverse cowgirl, causing some mysterious liquid to suddenly coat his dick as it moves in and out of her hairy pussy. Byron gets her in missionary, bringing her to a very real looking orgasm. At this point, she is ready for it so Brian violates her ass missionary. She is into this but the real highlight happens during the double penetration. With Byron on bottom and Brian on top, the guys do a cowgirl dp on her and the second that Pumper enters her ass she lets out a rather weird cry. She then proceeds to breathe as if she were in labor, which eventually gives way to moans. As such, she could have been in out of her mind ecstasy or she could have been in a lot of pain. It is hard to tell. The nastiness is short lived as the guys quickly shoot off in her mouth, forcing her to swallow their loads. Interesting scene.

Scene 4: Kylie Rey (cute little Asian doll) w/Darren James and Devlin Weed (23 minutes)

Kylie, who as also in “Me Luv U Long Time 5”, is of the barely legal variety of girls and definitely looks it, as we learn in the interview that she just graduated high school. She is however not too forthcoming on any more information and David seems to find this intriguing, managing to pull the fact that she has never been in a threesome with two guys out of her. Similar to the earlier scene with Luci, David is clearly smitten with the girl and proceeds to finger fuck her pussy, capturing her facial reactions beautifully in pov. This is actually really hot as he brings her to a very real orgasm, pulling his two fingers out and revealing how wet they have become. She of course begs to lick said fingers. This is about all the foreplay we need. But David is not done. The two guys walk in but he ignores them and turns her around and manages to four finger fuck her seemingly ultra tight pussy, with her moaning back at him. He does pull back, leaving Kylie and her now rock hard nipples, to partake in her first ménage a trois. She sucks some cock and gets some deep dickin’ too, but that pussy is so tight that the guys have to go easy on her. However, this is still some surprisingly spirited fucking, with the highlight being when the two guys sit on the couch and let her go back and forth between them to ride their cocks in cowgirl. In fact, this proves to be too much for Devil who gives her a premature facial. Darren finishes it out, poking her good missionary, before giving her just one massive facial, well deserved for the rides she gave his cock.

Scene 5: China Girl (somewhat attractive, lighter haired brunette) w/Brian Pumper (17 minutes)

I have never seen this girl before and after seeing Kylie I probably never care to again. Simply put, this is quite clearly China’s first or at least close to first scene. There is no interview and she constantly fails to do or move quite the way Brian wants her too. And once she gets a dick in her she proves to be a completely different kind of performer than any of the other girls: a silent one. However, this does not mean that she is a lame duck. Instead, it means that she often appears to be lost in the action, biting her lower lip as her eyes roll in the back of her head. And Brian does a considerably nice job of breaking her in, never going to hard or fast and mostly letting her dictate the action. The closest he comes to going balls deep on her tight figure is when she actually pushes back on him in doggy. She jams her eyes shut during the facial and appears a bit reluctant to suck any more cock. I grew to like this girl over the course of the scene but it is still the worst scene on the tape from a girl who just did not look quite comfortable with the camera. She seemed to like Brian’s dick but not anything else.

Scene 6: Katsumi (hot, hot, hot, hot, hot French Canadian) w/Darren James (28 minutes)

Katsumi is quite definitely a knockout, with a slim frame, long legs, perfect small chest, and gorgeous face. Luckily, she is also the nastiest girl on the tape. After enduring David’s groping and illustrating her oral skills, she frees herself of her hot red bra and panties to let Darren fuck her ass in doggy from the get-go. It has been said of this girl that she finds anal easier than vaginal and I can believe that. She seems to have absolutely no problem taking Darren up her ass, offering up moans of approval in doggy, sideways missionary, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and cowgirl. At one point when administering an ass to mouth she manages to deep throat Darren. Then just as this was looking to be an all-anal scene, Darren goes the boring route of vaginal in doggy before dribbling some cum on her freakishly long tongue. When she deep throats his dick in the post-cum clean up you can’t help but think that she deserved more cum than that.

The Verdict: When this was made all of these girls were pretty new to everything except for Katsumi. It shows. That anal queen is clearly more at ease than any of the other girls, but this is not surprising considering that on top of being an interracial tape this is a teen girl tape. These girls are Asians. They are also very young Asians. They all have to start somewhere I suppose, but that also means that they will get better. And in the cases of Kylie, Luci, and Nautica there are far better scenes out there to check out. Regardless, this is a decent tape on its own merits. I was extremely disappointed in Luger’s “Black Dicks in White Chicks 6” (2003) and “7” (2003) so the quality of this tape is a relief. It could develop into a strong new series or it could not. Time will tell. In the future, I recommend casting Nyla Thai (Luci’s little sister) and Eva Angelina.

Rent it or Buy It: This is probably a solid rental. To use a video store analogy, it might be one that you would wait to come off of new release or only rent on a “rent 2 new releases get 1 free” day. But it is a good rental either way. Would I buy it though? Absolutely no way.

The DVD:
Behind the Scenes (6 minutes)-The full time is taken up by Luci Thai, mostly more of David feeling her breasts and then watching her take a shower.

Boner Footage (42 minutes)-The odd thing about Luger is that he is a director and not a performer but in just about every DVD I’ve ever seen of his he performs. However, it is almost always in the Boner Footage as a quick blowjob or something. And considering that he always feels up his girls and says some stupid stuff about how hot they are in the actual film he seems to want to screw every one of his girls (can I blame him?) The only problem is that he carries over his annoying talking into these too, but some might like this because it connotates a sense of an average guy absolutely thrilled to be doing this sex stuff with these girls:

Katsumi (14 minutes)-Sexy POV blowjob ends with David shooting a big facial on the left side of her face.

Kiwi (10 minutes)-Here she actually looks hot, delivering a POV blowjob and taking a facial.

Kylie (7 minutes)-POV blowjob with awesome eye contact ends with big facial.

Luci (12 minutes)-Wearing a much sexier black bra and panty set, Luci returns again to return David’s adulation. Considering that David seems to always love the one he is with, it is hard to say but these two seem real into each other. He does kiss her quite a bit more than anyone else. We see her give him a POV blowjob before climbing on for some POV cowgirl sex. She really works his cock over something awful, slowing down and picking up speed at all the right times. In the end, he jerks himself off to what is probably the biggest batch of cum in the whole tape, but most of it either lands back on him or on Luci’s tits. She has some last fun with him by stroking off the tip of his wanker as he is begging her to stop because it is so sensitive.