Digital Magazine 2 Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  4/24/2004

Title: Digital Magazine 2
Company: Fatt Entertainment
Length: 1 hour and 23 minutes (83 minutes)
Production Date(s): June, 2003
Release Date: February 11, 2004

Director: Van Damage/Derek Dozer

Condoms: None

The Abridged Version: Where do the older girls go to work for? Well, traditionally the answer would simply be any feature company. However, now Fatt Entertainment seems to be offering them a gonzo alternative. Those vaguely attractive women who are too old and in possession of too horrid implants can seemingly find work with Fatt Entertainment. Actually, I am being too harsh. Dru Hurley and cover girl Avena Lee don’t fit either criteria and Kelli Jenssen only fits one. But despite their presence I couldn’t help but get the feeling of watching a product filled with B-level talent. Dru has one too many tattoos despite her strikingly cute face, Harley is a slightly more attractive version of Houston, Kelli Jenssen is hot but older, and Avena is young and sexy but just a tad overweight. However, these are very superficial complaints and the truth is that I found all of these girls attractive, though I couldn’t get past Harley’s horrible implants. And despite the fact that I might never see half of this cast again I could have really liked this one. Co-directors Van Damage and Derek Dozer present an adequate video news magazine format and bring with them, especially Damage, impressive directing credentials. However, the camerawork here was just too choppy with far too many cuts during the first three scenes. Avena’s scene really shines but the editing decisions and original camera angles chosen for the first three destroy any of their heat, leaving this 4 scene tape with only one good scene. Fortunately, the girl on the front cover of the box is the one who is in the quality scene so the consumer’s impetus in getting this one does deliver. But the final product looks like something between an Ed Powers tape and one of those old Dane videos, such as “University Co-Eds” or “Nineteen.” And to be honest I am not sure how good or bad that makes it. I just know that I really liked Avena’s scene and was inspired to look up more work from Dru, though I was to discover that Ms. Hurley is one rather inactive porn star.

Chapter 1: Dru Hurley (sexy short-haired brunette, petite with small, natural breasts, has braces) w/Brett Rockman (17 minutes)

We start off with a wide-shot of a fancy looking couch inside an equally impressive mansion. Dru walks into the frame and instantly takes center attention, resting on the couch for some light masturbation. Ms. Hurley is a naturally sexy debutante, a fact accentuated by the tasty black see-thru lingerie she is wearing. Her black fuck-me pumps are nice too, but the tattoos on her feet and calves were quite an unflattering feature on her. She reminds me of the punk rock chicks who I knew at my high school. Incidentally, I’ve since learned that several of these girls went “all mainstream” and became “uber-sluts” in college. Back to Dru, she quickly loses her top and does the old porn star trick of actually pretending to be excited while masturbating. This needless fake-out is mercifully short and we soon view her sucking Brett’s cock. She uses a lot of saliva, needed lubrication considering the impressive portion of Brett’s large cock she shoves down her throat. This is however too short and before you know it she has been fucked in reverse cowgirl and doggy. With Dru’s lingerie top clinging to her belly, Brett turns her over and gives it to her missionary. She flashes some damn sexy looks at him during this. Looking down at her, I’m sure I would have had the same reaction as Brett here. He alertly pulls out and pops a big load on her chin. We end with a close-up of her face, as she is licking her lips free of cum while the rest of the semen drips from her chin. Though I found myself remarkably attracted to Dru and despite Brett’s steady cocksmanship, this scene just seemed flat.

Chapter 2: Harley (slightly older brunette, ugly, oversized implants) w/Mr. Marcus (23 minutes)

You know those implants that are just so bad that you can actually see the stretch marks on the sides of the girl’s breasts, as if the silicone were trapped inside a prison of flesh and pushing on the walls to get out? Sure you do. Houston has those types of implants. In fact, pretty much every other porn star used to in the mid to late 90s. Well, Harley has ‘em too and it is really a shame because she is fairly hot. Her short, brown hair is styled so that she somewhat looks like an older, trashier Ashley Judd and the rest of her body is well toned and fit. With a little less make-up and more conservative clothing, she could fit the bill of a schoolteacher you desperately wanted to fuck in high school or college. And with a little more make-up she could be a biker slut. Either way, I think she is attractive but my eyes could not see past her implants and thus the scene was an utter waste for me. She is changing in a locker room when Mr. Marcus walks in. In typical porn fashion, this honest mistake leads to sex and Harley is quickly freed of her oh-so short skirt and hot red thong panties. After a sexy blowjob, she is fucked atop a bench in the locker room in missionary, cowgirl, missionary again, and reverse cowgirl. In fact I could go on because they seem to keep changing positions, but just know that he eventually pulls out and shoots all over her fake tits. My favorite part of this scene was probably any part of the sex where her awful implants weren’t highly visible.

Chapter 3: Kelli Jenssen (slightly older blonde, rather attractive and all natural) w/Mark Anthony (18 minutes)

We return back to the mansion from the first scene and again find a female porn star desecrating fine furniture by using it to masturbate upon. However, after Harley’s balloon chest watching Kelli and her natural B-cup breasts was perfectly fine with me. Again though, Kelli is clearly no teenager. She kind of looks like what one would imagine a girl like Alyssa Love, who worked from 97 to 99, looking like now. That’s not to say that she looks bad though. I found her pretty attractive. She is quickly completely naked and sucking Mark’s big dick. They do it missionary, doggy, and cowgirl. Anthony drops a really weak load on her chin. Kelli was really into this scene, but this again still looked all too flat.

Chapter 4: Avena Lee (cover girl) w/Mr. Marcus (24 minutes)

Tired from shooting hoops, Mr. Marcus decides to rest and relax by fucking Asian starlet Avena Lee. Makes sense to me. She walks to the lawn chair he is sitting on, clearly moving at a slow pace, as she appears to not quite have perfected walking in black fuck-me pumps. She has white, ass-hugging shorts on and a sexy black top with her midriff exposed. From behind, her circular-shaped tattoo on the small of her back is visible. After flashing her marvelous (NATURAL!) breasts, she bends over in front of him as she removes her white shorts to reveal ultra sexy crotchless black thong panties. She sucks his cock nicely. Avena is always hot, but for some reason she just seems to be much more excited when she has a black cock in her mouth. This is no different. With her long hair tied together to form a ponytail, her eyes are clearly visible as she consistently eyes Marcus as she takes utter, utter joy in slurping all over his cock. Still wearing her panties, she climbs on Marcus in cowgirl and starts really riding him. This is mostly viewed from a low angle shot at Marcus’ feet, thus focusing a little too much on the penetration. It is only when the camera switches positions and films from behind Marcus back that we get to see Avena moaning and smiling her head off. At this point, Marcus literally fucks her to the end of the chair and she is forced to lean back for crouching missionary. This turns into a battle for control, as each person is constantly jockeying for positioning. She wants to be on top where she is the one fucking him and he keeps trying to push her back so that he can fuck her. It is all really sexy. In any position, Marcus’ cock is mysteriously coated with her cum. The fucking ends up being so thorough that Avena’s crunchy that was keeping her hair in a pony tail flies off and by scene’s end her hair is in sexy disarray. The ending proves sadly anti-climactic as Marcus pops a weak load on, where else, her chin. This was a pretty hot scene. During the cowgirl variant positions, it is apparent that Avena has a somewhat thick waist, much more so than I have ever seen on her. It didn’t bother me because I find Avena just so hot, but some might be bothered by it.

Bonus: Mr. Marcus (1 minute)

Mr. Marcus shoots hoops completely naked and still with an erect cock. It is an odd, odd sight.

The Verdict: I feel bad to make it seem like you have to be young and absolutely perfect physically to be able to be good in a porn scene. Dru and Avena are young but not physically perfect and Kelli and Harley are old. That does not mean that they can’t be hot. I am really trying to shy away from shallow criticism, though I probably dipped into that pool on the implants front. But to my tastes this tape did just not blow me away, though I really did enjoy looking at Dru as well as bearing witness to Avena’s lust. I look at the other “Digital Magazine” installments thus far and see much more appealing casts. However, judging from the artistry at hand here I don’t think those would be much better than this one. Van Damage did much better work than this back during his days at Extreme.

Rent it or Buy It: Definite rental-only.

The DVD: It’s menus are easy to navigate and feature background pictures that heavily emphasize Ms. Avena Lee. The extras consist of:
Photo Gallery-Rolling slide-show of pictures, operating in no apparent order.
Bonus Sex Scene (19 minutes)-A guy I didn’t recognize and a blonde I believe to be named Brie Brooks get down diddly own. Okay. This is a nice extra to have, but this scene seriously sucked.
Bonus BJ Scene (5 minutes)-A older blonde with implants blows a guy, possibly Van Damage, in an office. The girl was unattractive, looking like she probably just drove in from the local strip club. However, she is impressively skilled at the art of fellatio. She earns her open mouthed facial. This again is more of a nice extra option than it is very enjoyable.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include “The Fashionistas” (2003), “Whack Attack 9” (2001), and “Service Animals 7” (2002).