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Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 6/30/2006
Studio: Combat Zone
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Starring: Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, Megan Jones, Sasha Knox, Crystal Clear, Vanessa Lynn, Emily Evermoore
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Title: Daddys Little Princess Company: Combat Zone Length : 163 minutes Production Date(s): March 2006 Release Date June 5, 2006 Condoms: None Director: Mark Wood BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Watch these spoiled rotten little girls get shown what it's like to be all grown up. They start out as young and innocent and end up still very young but nasty as a swinging housewife. [Not that I really have to point this out, but this is a generic interview-em-and-fuck-em affair. The wreckage of spoiled brats theme doesnt go beyond the title of the film] THE MOVIE So, everything old becomes new again. Dion Giarrusso, co-founder of the now seriously fledgling Red Light District, is back with Combat Zone (CZ). On board with him for directing duties is Mark Wood, who has freelanced in the past for Legend, JM, and Juicy. Of course, CZ has been built in the image of RLD, which means similar box covers, DVD menus, types of girls, favored sex acts, and styles of shooting.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Pleasure
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Starring: John Decker, Dave Hardman, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Tatiana, Selena, Davia Ardell, Nicole London
Review brief: Title: Joannie Pneumatic Company: Pleasure (Hip Video) Length : 78 minutes VHS Release: October 1, 1996 DVD Release: November 2000 Condoms: None Director: Herschal Savage Editor: Raymond Allen BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Joannie Pneumatic (Selena) is an ordinary mild mannered type. A construction worker transformed into one sexual cyber slut when a memory chip is implanted in her brain. Go ahead. Mount. Plug in. And download. (Im impressed they didnt go a bit more porno with it. You know, something like, If you thought Johnny Mnemonic (1995) sucked just wait til you see how well Joannie Pneumatic sucks.) THE MOVIE The story involves a sex chip, some doctors, some construction workers, and a barmaid. At the center of it all is Selena as Joannie, a foul-mouthed construction worker who was raised to be a tomboy by a father who never got the son he wanted. She wants to fuck her buddy, Vince, who only has eyes for the slutty bartender, Tatianna. So, she becomes a test subject for Dr. Drake and Dr. London, whose previous sex chip had failed on John Decker.
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Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Billy Glide, Naomi, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Kinzie Kenner, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Title: Big Wet Asses 7 Company: Elegant Angel Length: 105 minutes Production Date(s): December 31, 2005 Release Date: January 31, 2006 Condoms: None Directed by: William H. THE MOVIE: Whereas the first non-facial body part I used to look at on a girl was the chest, lately my gaze seems to go right to the ass. This isnt just in porn though. My girlfriend has caught me staring at her ass a couple of times in the past month, which has lead to both fun conversations and not-so-fun arguments. This change in focus on my part has been somewhat necessitated by the emergence of a certain porn star who happens to be gracing the cover of William H.s Big Wet Asses 7: Naomi, or, as director Jake Malone calls her, Gluteous Magnificus. Simply put, I have never seen a white girl (actually, shes Czech-Israeli) with an ass as fine or luscious as hers. For whatever reason, when I look at her ass I feel compelled to pick up a camera and ask her if I can follow her around the park as she runs in tight jogging shorts.
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Release date: 12/20/2005
Reviewed on: 1/22/2006
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Sharon Kane, Michael Knight [I] (classic), Sheri St. Clair, Robert Bullock, Tish Ambrose, George Payne, Taija Rae, Jack Wagner
Directed by: Chuck Vincent
Review brief: Title: Voyeur Company: VCA (LFP, Inc.) Length: 77 minutes VHS Release: 1985 DVD Release: December 20, 2005 Condoms: None Directed by: Chuck Vincent Director of Photography: Larry Revene Written by: Chuck Vincent and John Blaise BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: One man's pleasure is another man's obsession! Erotic auteur Chuck Vincent brings you an uncommonly well made sexual adventure. Voyeur is a mix between Hitchcock and huge, stiff cock made in the lavish Hollywood style. Featuring Robert Bullock, we follow a bitter ex-cop as his life takes a bizarre twist the day he meets a shady lawyer. After being hired to spy on a wealthy and promiscuous socialite he finds himself beyond obsession with this lustful and mysterious woman. As his sexual intensity mounts from watching the socialites smoldering encounters Robert must sweat it out while watching from afar.
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Release date: 11/17/2005
Reviewed on: 11/27/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Gianna Michaels, Brandy Talore, Sara Stone, Carly Kaleb, Riley Mason
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Title: Super Naturals 3 Company: Digital Sin Length: 122 minutes Production Date(s): April-September 2005 Release Date: November 17, 2005 Condoms: None Directed by: Tyrone Shuz THE MOVIE: My fellow AdultDVDTalk reviewer CrucifixioJones was right on when he recently proclaimed that it is a good time to love boobs. While we are far removed from the days when busty girls with soft bodies were the norm in porn, there has been a recent influx in girls such as these into todays industry. As such, we are getting some pretty hot new big tit DVDs as of late, Tyrone Shuz Super Naturals 3 included. Of course, a plump body and big, natural breasts does not guarantee that the girl will be a strong performer. Carly Kaleb is a prime example. With a body and face that would look more at home in an old Little Oral Annie film, Carly just cant quite come out of her shell when in front of the camera. Luckily, Brandy Taylore, Gianna, and Sara Stone are amazing and naturals for porn. However, they have their flaws.
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Release date: 7/20/2005
Reviewed on: 8/18/2005
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Nick East, Mike Horner, Teri Diver, Victoria Paris, Jon Dough, Cassidy, Chrissy Ann, Sharise, Amber Woods
Directed by: Michael Craig
Review brief: Title: Seduction of Mary Company: VCA (LFP, Inc.) Length: 83 minutes VHS Release: September 1992 DVD Release: July 2005 Condoms: None Director: Michael Craig Written by: Leslie Black and Michael Craig BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Victoria Paris is a high-powered entertainment exec. with a new client an erotic novelist named Marshall Solomon (Mike Horner). At first her relationship with the author is all business. But soon, Marshalls written fantasies become reality as Victoria succumbs to the writers charismatic sexualityin more ways than one. THE MOVIE: There is a moment around 3 minutes into Seduction of Mary that is emblematic of the entire film. Mike Horner is seated in front of Cassidy, a short-haired, underappreciated porn star from the early 90s with an amazing ass and a face that now reminds me of a mix between Chelsea Blue and Gina Gershon. He has instructed her to remove her red blouse, and she has nervously complied.
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Release date: 6/17/2005
Reviewed on: 7/28/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Billy Glide, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Steve Taylor [I], Jon Dough, Mark Wood, Terri Summers, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, Tyler Knight, Mario Rossi, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Destiny Deville, Flower Tucci, Joe Rock, Karina Kay, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Title: She Swallows Company: Hustler (LFP, Inc.) Length: 179 minutes Production Date(s): March 25, 2005 Release Date: June 28, 2005 Condoms: None Director: Jon Dough Buyer Beware: All of the retail sites I checked prior to writing this review list Kinzie Kenner in their cast list for this title. Why not? The boxcover, front and back, features a pink bubble that reads Special Bonus Scene: Kinzie Kenner Swallows! There is even a picture of her getting it in doggy style on the back. As it turns out, that picture is the closest thing we get to actually seeing this special bonus scene because it is nowhere to be found on the actual DVD. Oh, sure. Jon Dough filmed it. He talked about it in his AVNInsider column on May 23, declaring, Kinzie Kenner does a bonus scene that should have been in the movie. She swallowed. And in the AdultDVDTalk forum Kinzie has been talking about wanting to see how the scene turned out for a while now, gushing that she had a hell of a good time filming it.
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Release date: 4/28/2005
Reviewed on: 7/6/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Eva Angelina, Finess Navaro, Destiny Deville, Taryn Thomas, Sunny Lane
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Title: Cum Craving Teens 2 Company: Elegant Angel Length: 116 minutes Production Date(s): 4-3-05 Release Date: 5-3-05 Condoms: None Director: Zak Wylde The Abridged Version: Here we have a film with an inane title literally sold in a package featuring one single glamour shot of a girl on the cover. The girl, of course, looks rather enticing. Rent or buy the film, pop in the DVD, and you find that there is no storyline or even vignettes. There is just plain brightly lit sex set in rooms that look all too familiar. The facials are big, the penetration shots plentiful, the nastiness meter moderate to high (1 cream pie, no anal), and the girls amazingly energetic. The girls also all look like they could be teenagers, though the majority of them are actually into their twenties. I am, of course, talking about Cum Craving Teens 2, but in reality I could be talking about any random contemporary gonzo film.
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Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/7/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Steve, Joey Ray, Jezebelle Bond, Kris Knight, Sascha, Kayla Marie, Jenaveve Jolie, Avy Lee Roth, Tory Lane, Gina B., Lexie Marie, Site Raw
Directed by: Matti Klatt
Review brief: Title: Young Girls Fantasies 8 Company: Hustler Length: 1 hour and 48 minutes (108 min.) Production Date(s): September 6, 2004 Release Date: January 24, 2005 Condoms: None Special Note: Avy Lee Roths first anal scene Director: Matti Klatt The Abridged Version: My old line about this kind of porn video was: is Herschel Savage really what young girls fantasize about? This was because when he came back to the biz in the late 90s all he ever seemed to do was work scenes for JM or Dane or Hustler or whoever else where he would be the older man preying on or being preyed upon by the younger girl. He is gone now though, so that line is no longer applicable. However, at least in those scenes the companies usually did a good job of playing out some sort of storyline. Whether or not a girl would really fantasize about Mr. Savage was debatable but at least the video presented a fantasy to begin with. Young Girls Fantasies 8 (2005)? Eh, not so much. Typical example: my sexual fantasy is to fuck this guy. Less than a minute later, I am fucking him.
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Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 10/21/2004
Studio: Madness
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Jerry, Kaylynn, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Lee Stone, Jennifer Luv, Alex Rox, Jayna Oso, Jenaveve Jolie, Seth Dickens, Jay Huntington, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Title: Malibu's Most Latin Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 33 minutes (93 minutes) Production Date(s): July 2004 Release Date: September 9, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Andre Madness The Abridged Version: Whatever happened to fun porn? You know? The kind where the performers alternate between being really into fucking eachother one second to joking around with some prop given to them for their storyline or set-up the next. Malibu's Most Latin does not necessarily have that because Jayna's scene is more typical sex of the day (anal, DP, DV) and Kaylnn's scene is fun but heatless. However, in comes Jennifer Luv, Lee Stone, Jenaveve Jolie, Steven St. Croix, J-Luv again, Lola, and Seth Dickens to deliver some enjoyable porn. The overall feature seems like it is supposed to have a connecting plotline, centered around Jayna housesitting for someone. However, that is not very well developed. So, it could have been better. But three of the five scenes are fun and sexy.
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Release date: 8/23/2004
Reviewed on: 10/20/2004
Studio: Madness
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cherokee, Alex Rox, Jackie Moore, Talon, Shy Love, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Seth Dickens, Nikki Lauren
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Title: Valley Girls 2: Hardcore Dreaming Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 45 minutes (105 minutes) Production Date(s): June 2004 Release Date: August 23, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Andre Madness The Abridged Version: What's this? Vignette-based porn with some light storyline and perfectly non-offensive sex? I used to watch that crap. Yeah. All those old Dane videos, like University Co-Eds and Nineteen Video Magazine. But that was years ago. I've moved on to gonzo now, where every girl is a teenager and, excluding the August Night's and Jennifer Luv's of the world, does anal within the first month her career. Like the Skeeter man says, it's a beautiful thing. The funny thing is that gonzo is most definitely a very boring genre right now. It's not a beautiful thing. When people stop imitating Jules Jordan and start doing something original let me know. For now, I find myself looking into alternate choices and Madness Pictures reminds me of what I once found hot. Yes, it's stupid.
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Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 10/3/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Mark Davis, Zenza Raggi, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Laura Lion, Sharka Blue, Nikki Loren, Csoky Ice, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Title: Camel Hoe's Company: Third Degree Films Length: 2 hours and 1 minute (121 minutes) Production Date(s): May 5-July 9, 2004 Release Date: September 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Chris Streams The Abridged Version: Up there under title, I initially typed out Camel Toe Perversions. It took me a minute to remember that this is Camel Hoes. See, Smash Pictures released that other one a wile ago and they have a second volume of the series coming out soon. Oddly enough, Nikki Lorren will be in that second volume and she is also in this tape. It all begs the question: what has happened to originality in porn? This is a concern I had in mind prior to viewing this title. After viewing the title, it is still a concern but less so now that I have been witness to the fact that there are still some original minds out there and Chris Streams is one of them. Sure, this is a concept and title similar to something somebody has all ready done. Sure, 4 of these 5 girls have been around and weve probably all seen them do more anal scenes than we can remember.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 10/2/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Rayveness, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Pandora Dreams, Lacey Tom, Holly Wellin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Brooklynn Jade
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Mellons 6 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 45 minutes (165 minutes) Production Date(s): July 27, 2004 Release Date: September 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Vince Vouyer The Abridged Version: I am a breast man. I like them big. I like them round. I like them any way I can get em and for a long time now the man delivering me the goods has been Vince Vouyer. It used to be the Nice Rack series. Now, its Young Ripe Mellons. Now in its sixth volume, this series has been a rather reliable one. That trend is over now. Volume 5 was shaky at best and this volume is even worse. Pandora Dreams is a superstar in the making. If she sticks around long enough, she can be a real super star in this industry. Her scene here? Reduced to mechanical sex peppered with far too much read from the cue card dirty talk. It is amazing how adept Vouyer now is at hiring great talent and then shooting shitty scenes with them.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/28/2004
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Van Damage, Lee Stone, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Talon, Christie Lee, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Nikki Lauren, T.J. Cox
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Title: Barely 18 #11 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 28 minutes (88 minutes) Production Date(s): May 23, 2004 Release Date: July 12, 2004 Condoms: Only 1; noted in Scene 5 Director: Christian Knight The Abridged Version: Stop me if youve heard this one before. Its the story about the porn starlet who toils away in relative obscurity as a girl/girl only performer for years because her boyfriend is uncomfortable with her doing boy/girl scenes. Eventually, she breaks up with the guy and tackles boy/girl porn as if she had just graduated from an all-girl private school. Theres nothing unique about that story. It happens all the time yet it continues to excite the hell out of us porn lovers. The latest girl to fall prey to this cliche is the exquisite Nikki Lorren. The rest of her story has yet to be written but the boy/girl portion begins here. And thats really the only thing going on in Sin Citys Barely 18 #11. There are 5 scenes with barely-there set-ups and relatively light sex, meaning no anal or anything real extreme.
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Release date: 5/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Luci Thai, Cameron James [I] (female), Alisha Bizart, Vickie Powell, Jamie Sweet, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Title: Erotica XXX 7 Company: Digital Sin (New Sensations) Length: 2 hours and 13 minutes (133 minutes) Production Date(s): March 17, 2004 Release Date: May 6, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Tyrone Shuz The Abridged Version: Websters defines erotic, an adjective, as arousing or satisfying sexual desire. It defines erotica, a noun, as erotic literature or art. How does Erotica XXX 7 live up to this? Well, each scene begins with a slow and somewhat somber tease sequence and none of the girls moan very loud. Apparently, erotica for Tyrone Shuz means subdued sex. To be fair, there was definitely an effort here to mold a more artistic video than most. As will be noted in the scene descriptions, none of the girls seem very excited and this seems to be by design as if they were directed to eschew the typical youre fucking me so hard! response in favor of something more in line with, well, love making. However, this does not quite come across well in the harder scenes, especially Lucy Thais double penetration-filled threesome.
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Release date: 6/25/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004
Studio: Evolution Erotica
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Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Jessica Darlin, Nikita Denise
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Title: Whack Attack 9-Classic X Company: Evolution Erotica Length: 2 hours and 26 minutes (146 minutes) Production Date(s): January 11, 2001 Re-Mastered Date: Dec. 2003 Release Date: June 2004 Condoms: None Director: Tom Byron The Abridged Version: A couple of years ago someone familiar with my past dalliance as a webmaster e-mailed me and kindly asked me to tell him my top 10 adult films of all time. Bored as I was at the time, I indulged this fellow fan of porn and of course pretty much all 10 I put in the list starred Taylor St. Claire because at the time she was the only porn star in the world to me. From St. Claires amazing tryst with Tom Byron to the ball draining foursome between Tom, Jessica Darlin, Jewel DeNyle, and Nikita Denise, Whack Attack #9 was such solid gonzo that I put it at #1 on the list. Well, Taylor is still the hub that the rest of the porn universe gravitates around for me but years down the road my porn pallet is far more seasoned. So, I approached reviewing Evolution Eroticas re-issue of Whack Attack 9 with curiosity.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004
Studio: Video Team
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Starring: John West, Anthony Hardwood, Matt Bixel, Talita Del Rio, Robert Stern, Summer Sweet, Sativa Rose, Kina Kai
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 52 minutes (112 minutes) Production Date(s): Various dates between 2003 and 2004 Release Date: March 10, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: During the first scene of Young, Fresh and Ripe 1, director Corey Jordan tells new girl Summer Sweet that he is out to make this new young line one of the nastiest, hardcore lines out there. That is a high level to shoot for and not surprisingly Jordan fails to reach it. In fact, he does not even come close to it. Instead, he delivers an instantly forgettable piece of pornography containing marginal new faces and grievous editing and lighting errors. If this were an amateur video, it would lean toward being high end. However, its not, though judging from the quality of the female cast and the inexperience of the male cast one could be fooled into thinking it is. Jordan has been at this for a while now and he has yet to improve.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 6/20/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Byron Long, Wesley Pipes, Sledge Hammer, Domineko, Brian Pumper, Lauren Phoenix, Francesca Sin, Jessica Sweet, Heather Gables
Review brief: Title: Black on White Crime 4 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hours and 15 minutes (135 minutes) Production Date(s): May 24, 2004 Release Date: May 24, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Mike Metropolis The Abridged Version: A rather popular porn star was recently quoted as saying that in her opinion all Caucasian women probably fantasize about having sex with a black man at least once in their life. According to her, the only thing that keeps them from acting upon that is the stigma still placed upon such an act by society. So, being a silly-little-girly-man white boy that gives me something unpleasant to think about when I see that far away look in my current girlfriends eyes when I am with her. However, in reality I have no clue how accurate that porn stars assessment of the situation is. Its hard for me to know since I am not a girl and dont know what they think. What I do know is that in the realm of adult video black guy on white girl sex is extremely popular right now, probably more so than it ever has been in the history of the industry.
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Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 6/16/2004
Studio: Madness
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Rich Handsome, August, Barrett Blade, Christie Leigh, Lisa Marie, Roxy Jezel, Dana Vespoli, Christie Lee
Directed by: D. Cypher
Review brief: Title: Legal Tender 2 Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 50 minutes (110 minutes) Production Date(s): February 17, 2004 Release Date: May 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Dcypher The Abridged Version: Here is the problem with parody: it has to be relevant. And even if it is relevant it will most probably feel dated several years after its release. For instance, there are jokes in Airplane (1980) that I do not get because they were only timely at the time it was made and I was not born until 1982. Just the same, there are probably jokes in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 (1994) that I get but kids in middle school or high school wouldnt. I felt that same sense of detachment that they would in that case while I was watching Dcyphers (Devan) porn parody Legal Tender 2 (2004). In the publicity hyping the release, Devan illustrated his intent to simply spoof the various young girl movies of the time. However, in execution we are given the pizza boy, the stripper, the cheerleader, the patient in a hospital, and the secretary.
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Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tom Byron, Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Anna Malle, Joey Silvera, Jay Ashley, Kristi Lynn, Heather St. Clair
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Title: Buttmans Wet Dream Company: Evil Angel Length: 2 hours and 20 minutes (140 minutes) Production Date(s): 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD) Release Year: 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD) Condoms: None Director: John Stagliano The Abridged Version: I will be honest with you. I was not looking forward to writing this review. Even though John Buttman Staglianos name was on the box as the director, I still did not expect much. This is vintage porn after all. It was originally produced and released in 1994, meaning the picture quality is understandably grainy and the lighting too dark at times. The girls are not particularly my taste, each one a throwback to an era when big hair, tan lines, and implants were all the rage for porn girls. However, I vastly underestimated the allure of cover girl Kristi Lynn and the brilliance of John Stagliano. Essentially, this is one of the more hypnotic pieces of pornography I have ever seen.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 4/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Paulina, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Avalone, Britney Speers, Mandy Taylor, Britney Madison
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Melons 3 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes) Production Date(s): July 30, 2003 Release Date: September 22, 2003 Director: Vince Vouyer The Abridged Version: Vince Vouyer is a man who loves big breasts. He was the director of what was arguably once the best natural breasts line in porn in the Nice Rack series for Anabolic. During his reign, that series featured the likes of Tera Patrick and Taylor St. Claire. He left and formed Red Light District Video, where a rather worthy successor to Nice Rack emerged in the form of Young Ripe Melons. The first two installments were all nice and good but, similar to the way the Nice Rack series progressed, hes just picking up steam. In the third volume he presents the best cast yet in the form of Britney Speers, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Paulina, Avalone, and Mandy Taylor. All of these girls are young, range from attractive to gorgeous, and are graced with what nature gave them as opposed to the work of a doctor.
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Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 4/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Erik Everhard, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Brian Pumper, Summer Lynn, Katin, Jessica Sweet, Sativa Rose, Monica Temptem, Krystal Lynn
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Melons 5 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes) Production Date(s): March 2, 2004 Release Date: April 26, 2004 Director: Vince Vouyer (supposedly) The Abridged Version: Vince Vouyer has long since been bestowing upon the world the magic of young, natural, ripe melons. With Anabolic/Diabolic, it was done through the Nice Rack series. (Nice Rack 6 is still one of my favorite tapes of all time) Here at Red Light, it has morphed into Young Ripe Melons. Back for a 5th edition, the series again delivers a knockout cast but that is where its general dependability falters. In the first 4 installments, we had not only hot girls (Alicia Rhodes, Caitlin, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Paulina, Avy Scott) but also hot scenes. Here, every single girl is appealing and in possession of killer racks, diverse in nature as they might be. But the actual sex is, well, disappointing. In fact, I am somewhat curious as to how much of this is actually directed by Vince.
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Release date: 2/14/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Mark Davis, Penelope, Alberto Rey, Mark Wood, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Kurt Lockwood, Steve Hooper, Cytherea, Christie Lee, Jayna Woods, Richard Kline, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Title: Whos Your Daddy 4 Company: Zero Tolerance Length:2 hours and 8 minutes (128 minutes) Production Date(s): October 2003 Release Date: February 11, 2004 Director: Greg Alves The Abridged Version: The problem I have had with Zero Tolerance is that I have yet to really find any of their product exciting. I want to refrain from broadly labeling all of it tame because its not like theyre Vivid. They do anal and all of the gonzo stuff. Its just for my tastes it seems tame to me. The lighting typically has a hazy quality to it and the action gets washed out. Then Whos Your Daddy 4 comes along and makes me re-think that. The opening scene is just an unbelievable display of sheer intensity and heat. It was unlike anything I had ever seen from ZT. And then it ended and the next scene started and the next after that. It gave me something new to complain about: scene sequencing. The opener with Cytheria is just so insanely off the hook that nothing that comes after it seems hot at all.
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Release date: 1/22/2004
Reviewed on: 3/16/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Julian, Madison, Roxy, Paris, Toni Ribas, Mark Ashley, Lisa Marie, Lauren Phoenix, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Jynx, Michelle B., Corina Taylor, Heather Calls
Directed by: Robby Fischer
Review brief: Title: One Dick Two Chicks #2 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 17 minutes (137 minutes) Production Date(s): September 10, 2003 Release Date: March 1, 2004 Director: Robbie Fischer The Abridged Version: With One Dick Two Chicks #2 (2004), Robbie Rischer has again unleashed his wildly mediocre brand of assembly line porn onto the world. The overall cast is middle of the road, the location unchanging, the formula boring, the interviews with the girls somewhat creepy, the moans and dirty talk ridiculously forced, and the tape an overall waste. Not surprisingly, it even appears that some of these scenes were originally filmed for inclusion on the initial installment in this series, which explains why some of the girls refer to the title as Double Play. This was the original title and, considering the baseball jerseys all the girls wear and the set-ups of the scenes, a wildly more inventive one than the porn for dummies moniker now slapped onto this go-nowhere series.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Misty, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Lisa Sparkle, Avy Scott, Jane Darling, Anita Queen
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Title: Photographic Mammaries Company: Platinum X Length: 2 hour and 18 minutes (138 minutes) (approximate) Production Date(s): December 9, 2003 Release Date: February 24, 2004 Director: Brandon Iron The Abridged Version: I am, unabashedly, a breast man. Furthermore to that, I am a big-breast man. I like them big, round, and natural. As such, fate has allotted me a wonderful girlfriend with a curiously flat chest. I very much so adore her, yet I find myself secretly lamenting her absence of big boobs. Am I a bad person because of this? Oh, most definitely. Theres no doubt about it. Conversely, my porn habit is littered with breasts I am destined to never touch. And Photographic Mammaries is no exception.
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