Malibu's Most Latin Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  10/21/2004

Title: Malibu's Most Latin
Company: Madness Pictures
Length: 1 hour and 33 minutes (93 minutes)
Production Date(s): July 2004
Release Date: September 9, 2004
Condoms: None

Director: Andre Madness

The Abridged Version: Whatever happened to fun porn? You know? The kind where the performers alternate between being really into fucking eachother one second to joking around with some prop given to them for their storyline or set-up the next. Malibu's Most Latin does not necessarily have that because Jayna's scene is more typical sex of the day (anal, DP, DV) and Kaylnn's scene is fun but heatless. However, in comes Jennifer Luv, Lee Stone, Jenaveve Jolie, Steven St. Croix, J-Luv again, Lola, and Seth Dickens to deliver some enjoyable porn. The overall feature seems like it is supposed to have a connecting plotline, centered around Jayna housesitting for someone. However, that is not very well developed. So, it could have been better. But three of the five scenes are fun and sexy. Jennifer Luv and Lola bring infectious energy with them, as well as willingness to do a creampie or cum-swapping respectively, and Jenaveve Jolie turns this hater of implants (she has 'em) into a momentary fan. And, as evidenced by the failure of Kaylnn's scene, the fun in these last 3 scenes is matched with sexual heat. J-Luv is having fun yet that does not quite seem like the right way to describe her reaction to being lifted up and down on Lee Stone's cock in a standing position. Similar things can be said of Lola and Jenaveve.

Scene 1: Jayna Oso (brunette, natural, A-cup, anal all the time) w/Jerry and Marco Duato (19 minutes)

A Couple of Things Just Came Up- Jayna is on the phone with a friend to tell her that she cannot housesit for her. However, we only hear this. What we actually see are close-ups of Jerry and Marco's faces. It is when Jayna tells her friend that "a couple of things jut came up" that we get our establishing shot. This view changes things a bit because it reveals that Jayna, Jerry, and Marco are all butt nekked and anzy to fuck. As soon as she hangs up the phone, they attack her and she gladly takes their cocks into her mouth. After the foreplay, the fucking commences with Jerry slowly pounding her in doggy and Marco giving (or getting) one hell of a ride in reverse cowgirl. At this point, the nipples of her A-cup breasts are like little erasers. Jayna is a nasty girl but I was a bit surprised when they did some double vag in rev. cowgirl. However, I was not at all surprised to see the typical DP in the cowgirls positions. She gets a quality sized amount of cum in her mouth for her actions, though she spits most of it out. I was not very enamored with this scene in large part because I am indifferent to Jayna. However, it is well shot and is not lacking in the heat department. The light music playing on the soundtrack did not obstruct the noise but it still bothered me. And the set-up was very weak.

Scene 2: Kaylnn (sexy, great ass, has since had plastic surgery) w/Alex Rox (13 minutes)

I'm Not Gay- Someone is sleeping in a bedroom with the lights out. Alex wonders in and strips down to this birthday suit. He gets under the cover and begins to feel up the sleeping beauty. Kaylnn wakes up rather quickly, turning on the lights in protest of this unwanted intrusion. Alex is just as shocked to see her as she is to see him. He apparently thought that a shared friend of their's named Hector was in the bed. This revelation leads to some homophobic gay bashing on both of their parts. Of course, his masculinity has been questioned so the answer is to prove himself by fucking the shit out of Kaylnn. He tears off her two piece lingerie number and applies suction to her nipples. She eagerly sucks his dick, paying considerable attention to his cockhead. He licks her clit while finger fucking her pussy. Then he fucks her missionary, sideways missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy before beating himself off to blow a load on her right ass cheek. She is not convinced of his orientation and tells him to lick his own cum up. Leaving us in suspense, the scene fades out. This was quite the unfortunate yawner, especially considering that this might be one of the last times we get to see a new scene from the pre-plastic surgery Kaylnn. I don't even recognize her now. Oh, yeah. The annoying music was back.

Scene 3: Jennifer Luv (sexy, brunette, sleek physique, thinner and smaller in the chest than she has ever looked before) w/Lee Stone (19 minutes)

It's a Spanish Thing- Turns out that Jayna (character name Michelle) got her friend Jennifer (character name Rosie) to housesit in her place. However, the house in question is no house. It's a freakin mansion and as such the owner has asked the police to check in and make sure Jayna was doing her job properly. Officer Lee shows up and finds Jennifer. He asks to see her ID so that he can simply verify that the person who is supposed to be watching the house is doing so. Ms. Luv is in a tight spot. Lee comes in to see that everything is okay in the house but he is still asking her about the damn ID. So, she pushes him to the couch, telling him that she's always had a thing for white men in uniform. He offers up the token resistance but soon enough she is lying on her back, completely naked, with his head stuck in-between her legs. Lee's cock is rather flaccid and it does take quite a bit of oral effort from Jennifer to get him ready for action. Even when he picks her up for his signature standing 69 his dick is still not quite ready. Jennifer finally gets him standing at full attention. This results in a pretty hot moment where Lee, who is strong enough to do this, lifts Jennifer partially over his head after the standing 69 and rotates her. Now, she is face to face with him as he lowers her and her pussy down onto his cock. All of this with her never touching the ground and it happens so damn fast that Jennifer seems taken for a momentary shock when that cock goes in her pussy. These two are pretty damn into eachother because the rest of the scene has the feel of uninterrupted, continuous fucking. They switch to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary but never skip a beat in the process. I particularly like the ending, which sees Jennifer wearing Lee's policeman's hat and enthusiastically (not forced) yelling, "Fuck me piggy, fuck me piggy." Horrendeously un-sexy if forced but it comes off as so authentic, as if the two were having so much fun, that it's pretty hot. Plus, she looks damn sexy with the hat on. Creampie fans will love that she lets Lee cum in her pussy.

Scene 4: Jenaveve Jolie (voluptuous, great ass, unfortunate implants, black hair) w/Steven St. Croix (15 minutes)

Hi. I'm Serg-I see this title and am immediately expecting Steven to be doing an impression of Bronson Pinchot's popular character from the Beverly Hills Cop films. And I am not sure how sexy that would be. Consult many a poll though and you will find that fans and industry people alike generally seem to regard Steven St. Croix as one of the funniest porn stars in the game. He validates that here with a beauituflly over-the-top portrayal of a flamboyantly gay masseuse. Upon showing up to his appointment, he is informed by Jenaveve that his client is out of town (i'm assuming that this out of town client is supposed to be the same woman who had Jayna housesitting for her). Serg, I mean Steven, is so charming and non-threatening that Jenaveve decides that since the session is pre-paid for she might as well take the massage herself. He sets up his table and convinces her to take all of her clothes off. The two are gabbing about how hot Orlando Bloom is when she realizes that his hands are getting her really horny. At her request, he sticks his finger in her pussy and next thing you know he is undressing and joining her on that table. She doesn't even have to suck his cock. It's all ready hard so she sits on it in cowgirl. Jenaveve has implants, implants that ripple on the sides a little too much. But otherwise she has such a magnificently stacked body that she won me in despite my usually staunch anti-implants stance. Steven is pretty taken with her too, as indicated by him frequently pulling out during reverse cowgirl and missionary. He doesn't quite make it one time though, as we move in close to watch him shooting his load inside her with his cock 3/4 of the way pulled out. Like Jennifer before her, Jenaveve isn't able to push much of the cum back out. Creampie lovers will probably still like it. We fade out with Steven admitting to her that the "Serg" thing was just a facade and she claims to have known all along.

Scene 5: Jennifer Luv and Lola (A-cup, black hair, damn sexy) w/Seth Dickens (23 minutes)

Pirate Pizza-Jennifer and Lola are sitting and gabbing, making sure to speak with the thickest accent possible while dropping occassional Spanish words. The doorbell rings, signaling that the pizza Jennifer ordered has arrived. However, she has given no thought to how they could pay for said pizza. So, when the open the door and see delivery boy Seth in a quasi-pirate outfit (the pizza is supposed to be from a place named Pirate Pizza) they get an idea, especially since Jennier has a thing for white guys in costume. They invite him in and move to a larger room. He is A-OK with their idea so they quickly strip naked. They both blow him, though Lola takes a far more dominate role frequently standing and directing Jennifer. Lola gets first turn at fucking though, riding Seth nicely in reverse cowgirl. Jennifer jumps on for cowgirl. Lola is kneeling at the feet of Seth during this so that she might fluff him if needed or spit for lube. She provides the only anal play I've seen Jennifer take in her career thus far by rimming her nicely during this. There is hope for her yet because she is loudest when Seth is rocking her pussy and Lola is tongue fucking her asshole. Lola sits her pussy down on Seth's mouth and Jennifer, now wearing Seth's pirate hat, moves to reverse cowgirl. I don't know how he is getting through this because they are just using him as their own personal whore. They do a stack-em up missionary before a cum-swapping finish. He is so excited that not much of his load lands in J-Luv's mouth but what little that did makes its way to Lola's mouth.

The DVD : This is a top-notch DVD loaded with extras. I also liked how the main menu music is a Mambo. Maybe it's stupid but I liked putting that Latin music onto a Latina themed DVD. Extras-
Steve Austin's "Nastier Side" (43 minutes)-These are solo masturbation scenes from 4 of the 5 girls in the DVD, kind of like New Sensation's Screaming Orgasm series. Jennifer Luv may have been acting but she surely convinced me that she got herself off, especially since the camera is placed right next to her pussy so we can hear the "squish" noises as she nears the supposed O. Lola relies upon a vibrator to attain a squirting orgasm (looked faked to me). Jayna and Jenavve also get time.
Behind the Scenes (7 minutes)-Jennifer Luv's smile is infectious, as there is nary a moment here she is not wearing it. I like her a lot. This was her first time doing a pile-up position. There is an interesting shot of the 5 girls all sitting in a room and talking as if for a storyline segment. Either there was more set-up and storyline planned or the scenes were all shot at the same time and same place and the girls were just hanging out while waiting for scenes to be ready to go.
Bonus Girl/Girl Scene (8 minutes)-If you thought that Jennifer Luv and Lola were great by themselves and Seth just got in the way then these scene is for you. They eat each other out, filmed beauituflly in extreme close-up as well as occasional POV.
Bloopers (5 minutes)-Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that Lola actually rims Seth at one point during their scene. Do you want to see how they prepared for that? I didn't but I saw it anyway.
Trailers
Slide Show

Final Thought: I initially popped this into my DVD player over a month ago and checked out Jennifer Luv's scenes, since she was the reason I had obtained the screener. However, I was distraught to see that her hair was dyed a darker shade than before and her body was thinner and thus her chest was smaller. It turned me off. But now that I finally sit down to review this I realize what I was missing. She and Lola and Kaylnn and Jenaveve look to be having a lot of fun here. From what I can tell, that is as much a product of the atmosphere on-set created by the director and his crew than it is the natural disposition of the girl. Andre: I'd guess that you have a cool set to be on because it has positively effected these scenes. If not, I'm way off.

RENT IT or BUY IT: BUY IT. Two of these three scenes may be duds but the DVD comes with so much quality extra footage that it makes up for it. Plus, I don't know that I have ever seen Jennifer Luv having this much fun before.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Right behind her at #2 and #3 in his top 3 girls of all time are Avy Scott and Devinn Lane. Other favorites include busty women like Zora Banks,Jessica Sweet, and Haley Paige, and slimmer women like Stephanie Swift, August Night, Jennifer Luv, and Alex Devine. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Chris Streams, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003) and The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 1 (2000). When reading his "Rent it or Buy It" advice, take into consideration the fact that he almost never buys pornography. He is a habitual renter